* Posts by JakePepper

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Support chap's Sonic Screwdriver fixes PC as user fumes in disbelief

JakePepper

This may not exactly be fooling the user but......

I used to be the Network Manager in a large business full of knobhead managers.

When machines were “not working” it was often the fault of the knobhead who could not use the software and whoi chose not to learn properly. This type of person always blamed the machine or the software.

My technician used to be bullied/harassed by them constantly – especially if he could not fix “the problem” on the spot.

Even I found it difficult to deal with some of these knobheads because of their seniority in the business.

My technician and I developed a strategy to “get revenge” on the knobheads.

When a problem occurred the technician used to ring me and say either “There is a nug” which meant Non-User Generated. We used to do our best to fix the problem on the spot or ASAP. If on the other hand he said “There is an ug” (with a slight pause between the an and the ug). This meant it was User Generated. (Although the grammar was a bit off.) He only did this if the manager was being awkward and harassing him. In such cases we “confiscated” the manager's computer saying it would take a couple of days to fix. In such cases we simply left it on the shelf for a day or two.

The said manager would then have to scurry around colleagues for a day or two because his won computer was “hors-de-combat”.

A Year of Code timeline: History of a HYPEGASM

JakePepper

The Coding Frenzy

I used to be an IT teacher. Before that I taught Computer Studies which consisted of theory and programming in BASIC. The vast majority of kids did not have the ability to "code" in BASIC beyond a very elementary level.

As a result most kids got bored and lost interest. The few who did have the ability and who were interested produced some wonderful stuff.

I have the feeling the same thing will happen with the current "coding" frenzy. A small number of kids will be good enough. The rest will fall by the wayside.

I belive "Coding" should only be available as an option in Year 10 and 11 and on to Sixth Form for those who firstly have the ability and secondly show a genine interest.

I fear that otherwise the whole initiative will be yet another failure.

Cheers.

Jake Pepper