* Posts by J. Cook

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Your next PC should be a desktop – maybe even this Chinese mini machine

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Re: Get a Used Desktop

Plus many on the 'used/refurbished' machines that were leased business machines; Of the two laptops I have that are not work owned, one was my previous work laptop that they just outright gave me, and the second was a Thinkpad T410 from a refurbisher that also leases machines to small businesses. the second one got an SSD swapped into it along with more memory, and I acquired a dock for it as well. (I have docks for all the laptops in the house, come to think of it.)

Not the latest and greatest, and I can't run Crysis on any of them except the big desktop rig I built back in 2017, but they are competent at what I use them for.

And then the SEC said, we'll claw back bad bonuses

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Re: Voted along party lines

Oh, it's both sides, I assure you.

There's been so much mud flinging between the sides that it's no longer funny, and I just want it to be over with.

If someone tries ransacking your Windows network, it's a bit easier now to grok in Microsoft 365 Defender

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Re: vague

That, and I seen to recall seeing that some aspects of the Identity Protection analytics required an E5 license for each user that you wanted it for, which is a bit on the nose.

Twitter's most valuable users are ghosting the platform

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Re: Why are they leaving ?

They fear it turning into a worse cesspit under Elon 'sh!tweasel' musk's so-called 'leadership'.

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They also did it when they realized that you could view NSFW content without having to log in, so the account requirement is also acting as an age gate.

Twitter's UI is almost as badly broken as Failbook's, which I somehow managed to get my account on there suspended trying to turn off more of their in-line advertising malarky. Good riddence to it at least.

Linus Torvalds suggests the 80486 architecture belongs in a museum, not the Linux kernel

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Re: No loss of hardware support

And some of those older machines generates a LOT of heat and drank a fair amount of power for that small amount of compute, too...

Don't believe the hype: HP CEO says 3D printing hasn't met early hopes

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Except that it didn't work; there were several 3d printer makers that tried to lock down their units so that only filament purchased from them (in spools with a NFC chip on them and DRM 'securing' the lot of it) would work; that went over about as well as flatulence in a middle of a church sermon. The names escape me, because... well. they aren't around anymore. :)

I don't think that 3d printers will ever reach the point where you can apply the copier rental method to it- (i.e., pay for what you use instead of the entire machine up front) for a number of reasons, but mostly the typical end user is ideologically opposed to that scheme.

The printers are leveling out, as far as price points versus how much fettling you have to do to tune them in and keep them there.

3d printing can (and does) replace things like the item you are making a mold of for casting (as long as the surface is prepped properly), and CNC is more of a complementary method (the former is additive manufacturing, the latter subtractive)

Ohno, flatso

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Mushroom

At least it's not grey text in a grey bordered box with a light grey background so that the contrast differential gives you a migraine after 30 seconds and/or looks like a disabled control? *glares at several very very expensive products that made that UI choice*

@ThatOne: It's the "Hot Dog" color scheme or nothing on some machines- I want to have my eyes melt out my skull if I'm working on a critical piece of infrastructure, because I want people to know that screwing around with it is a BAD AND TERRIBLE IDEA. :D :D :D

Firefox points the way to eradicating one of the rudest words online: PDF

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Re: I don't mind PDFs

Well, they have to fix all the security bugs in the scripting language they shoved in there somehow... And add more bloatware as well, AND anti- disablement measures to keep people like me from neutering the auto-update service, the "Oh I'm going to start and run in the background as a critical service that DOES NOTHING USEFUL except take up memory and CPU" service, and all the other internet connectivity bullshart that's been crammed into it like a blivet.

Meanwhile, I've been running with SumatraPDF, which it light weight, doesn't snoop on you or offer you a clown car of prompts for this, that, and everything else, and has 90% of the functionality. (of which is rarely used for my use case, like the form filling portions.)

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Re: I don't mind PDFs

Or "Insert Coin". Or "skynet connected - awaiting orders". Or any other number of amusing things using a specific PCL command.

FBI: Looking for Biden's student loan forgiveness? Watch out for these scams

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Re: Election Scam

Ponder for the moment that student loans in the US are one of the few things that can't be discharged from a bankruptcy, which is already a horrible process to go through and often leaves you worse off...

See also Debt Jubilees (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debt_jubilee) for something that really should have happened a while ago.

Health insurer's infosec incident diagnosis goes from 'take a chill pill' to emergency ward

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And if any of data was US citizens, that's a HIPAA breach on top of that- US firms get into MASSIVE amounts of trouble (with matching fines!) for not protecting PHI...

Apple remembers it makes iPads, updates fondleslabs

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Re: Particularly idiotic

"Oh, but you can get a charging dongle to go from USB to charge the pencil."

Or I can go and buy a lightning to lightning coupler and a lightning cable and charge it that way without the fool thing flopping around in the breeze.

There's probably a reason for it, but it's either not a good reason, or it's tied to large-ish contracts for companies that use the base ipad as a foundation for their products. (like point of service terminals and such.)

Manufacturers could be forced to include repair instructions

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Re: Dell

Lenovo also publishes their service manuals online, which include all the FRUs for the entire product line.

Dell requires you to be part of a service organization in order to get access to the service manuals for their products, but that also comes with the ability to order parts when the product is under warrenty as well. (there's a fee the organization has to pay for this privilege as well. )

CEO told to die in a car crash after firing engineers who had two full-time jobs

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Re: Judge on results, not appearances

The teaching landscape in the US is all about getting the students to pass the standardized tests- no more, no less.

I have a rant around here somewhere, or at least my (retired) mother does- she used to teach kindergarten until the shenanigans with the school administration forced her out on disability.

Broadcom to spin VMware takeover as creating 'more competition' in cloud

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Re: Broadcom has earned its reputation, for better or for worse.

Indeed; Due to several very frustrating events and issues, I can't recommend anything by Citrix.

'Fully undetectable' Windows backdoor gets detected

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And the wheel of reincarnation strikes again...

And mainly because using the OLE Automation hooks are hard and require additional time and effort to build to.

And as we can all see, no one at Adobe looked at Microsoft's problem with it and said "hey, let's embed a scripting engine into our PDF viewer which will let miscreats do the same exact thing!!!"

Scanning phones to detect child abuse evidence is harmful, 'magical' thinking

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Re: Illegal speech???

That, and how the hell does one determine what is 'illegal'?

From the article:

Levy and Robinson propose "have language models running entirely locally on the client to detect language associated with grooming."

On a certain level, I know what grooming is, but no one has really stated in these proposals an actual legal definition of it, preferring to lean entirely on the emotional response it invokes, which leads to bad laws that can be interpreted in any number of ways, depending on what the person's trying to achieve with it.

And plus, if the kids are told that they are under surveillance, they'll figure ways around it, especially if it's a case of parents abusing their children by putting them under surveillance. (which happens frequently enough)

Microsoft leaves the Office, rebrands everything as 365

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Re: 365

Yep; there's a very good reason I call it Office 279, or Office 307, depending on how many outages they've had in a given 12 month period...

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Re: Pass me the incense and put the whale song up to 11.

Charlie Clark wrote:

Okay, this is what it is, but it's not very aspirational, is it? What is it people can expect to get from their subscription?

Let's see... automatic, forced updates with no control over when they are installed (it's decoupled from windows/Microsoft update); background usage of your internet connection to download said updates with no real control over bandwidth usage*; a STRONG attempt to push you to storing your documents in OneDrive (to the point where autosaves anywhere else are forbidden!), and the usual spate of showstopper bugs, security holes, and the usual drivel that Office has been famous for. And the occasional bought of it being unable to be used (web app mode) or to contact the license server to get it's "mother may I" pass when the servers fall over (locally installed mode).

I think that covered the bulk of it?

* It might use the OS settings for bandwidth throttling if it's running on windows 10; I wouldn't rightly know, I'm using it on an enterprise managed system...

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Re: Survey missing option

I dunno; having to do full uninstalls and reinstalls of 2003 to fix OLE errors instead of just doing a repair install was a time sink and highly aggravating for both the end user and the tech who got saddled with it.

while I hate the ribbon interface as much as everyone else, office 2010 was probably the most stable of the lot in my arrogant opinion.

(and don't get me started about the Charlie Foxtrot and five dimensional gymnastics that are required to install things like Office 365 when another 'office' program like Visio is present.)

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Re: Survey missing option

What, this one isn't good enough? /silly

People still seem to think their fancy cars are fully self-driving

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Re: Maybe it will never actually happen

Uh, my comment was aimed at Dave314159ggggdffsdds, not you. The whole "repetition is not how ML works" thing, which Jake countered with a short and simple "Actually, yes it does", which you had replied to separately.

(Please also note the sarcasm flag in my comment.)

What little information I have about ML is leads me to the opinion that the current systems that are being sold using it are producing garbage results because they are being fed garbage data with no human oversight to correct or re-train it when it makes a mistake; instead it's being treated as a magical black box that's always right, and I've been around in the IT Industry long enough to know that is a bad idea.

What little information I know about AI in general is mahoosivly outdated by at least 30 years (the early CYC days from the late 80's and 90's, and only from an even more ignorant teenager point of view), so I'm absolutely not qualified to get into a detailed discussion except as someone interested in why companies keep wanting to use these systems and treating it's output as gospel truth without having a solid foundation of how it arrived at the output it generated. (I.E., I'm one of the people who have no idea where the field is not making "ignorant hogwash" comments, mostly about the mis-use of this technology that's causing groups in authority (like law enforcement) to make poor decisions on how to police their communities.)

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The VW probably had better factory build quality and QA as well.

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Re: Maybe it will never actually happen

ok, then. Tell us how Machine Learning works. We are all adults, here, use big words.

/sarcasm

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Re: "Just"

And consider that Honda had a (much nicer looking) bipedal robot back in the 90's, the current Optimus that was demo'd was... very underwhelming, especially compared to some of the demos that Boston Dynamics has put out.

Also, Hasbro might have some legal words regarding naming the robot "Optimus"...

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Re: Last time I checked ...

Elon levels of foresight.

Um.. I'd to retain my intelligence and non-egotistic personality, thankyouverymuch.

Musk is just a loud mouth who happens to have money and a knack for buying tech companies that he can overhype and make wild promises from. A lot of his ideas have hurt Tesla (and it's self-driving) pretty badly. (like insisting on only using vision for distance and object detection, instead of purpose built sensors that work FAR more reliably.)

I'd like to retain MY levels of foresight instead of his, because I'm doing badly enough without that.

Rivian recalls nearly every vehicle it has sold

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Re: Ford (Found On Roadside Dead)

My parting comment after I returned that rental was "It needs to Focus on being a car."

My mother had an 1998 Aspire at the time; My running joke on it was "It aspires to be a car some day. It was a pink jellybean of a car with no A/C and manual gearbox, and had the best mileage I've ever seen because of it. It just was not a good car to drive in Arizona summers...

(She traded it for a 2004 Saturn ION, which lasted her until after she was unable to drive due to health problems; I ended up donating it to a place for the tax write off after finding that it needed over six thousand US rubles for it's many mechanical issues, and that wasn't counting a bunch of issues with the worn out interior...)

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Re: Ford (Found On Roadside Dead)

I had the misfortune of having a rental Ford Focus many years back when the model had been first introduced as a result of a car wreck; the Focus had an underpowered engine, anemic slushbox of a transmission, and was in almost every way something I would never have driven on a permanent basis. I got better performance (and mileage!) manually running the slushbox in the three-four gears available to me.

While I've largely sworn off of Ford as a brand, I am interested in how well the EV iteration of their F150 works out; Ford seems to be doing something practical in offering a 'work truck' iteration of it that's priced for mere mortals. (The GM offering relies FAR too much on a brand label that used to mean military grade quality, but now is just an overpriced, overfluffed thing.)

California legalizes digital license plates for all vehicles

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Re: I don't get it

Also, proper fleet companies (at least in arizona) have a special sticker that's applied when the plate is first issued, which gets around the whole 'need to put a yearly sticker on it' problem...

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Re: Next stop: EBay

There are use cases for E-Ink screens that large; things like a weekly/monthly calendar display that changes once a week/month.

I have a cute little E-ink display I bought from Adafruit, and it can be programmed for a variety of things, like a clean/dirty indicator for the dishwasher (via a position sensor built into the board the display's mounted on), or a weather conditions display that updates once a day.

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Re: Why?

The only time I have to visit a motor vehicle office in Arizona is if they require an emissions test on the vehicle, which IIRC is every other year. Otherwise, pay online, receive new sitckers in a week or two.

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Arizona used to have that rule- the plate was tied to the vehicle. But we got to the point where there were so many vehicles in the database that it was running out of entries, so they changed it so that it's tied to the entity that's registering the vehicle.

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And by the time it works it's way through the justice system...

All I can hope for is that it'll be a moot point by then, but still... let's utterly ruin people's lives for no other reason than cruelty.

This maglev turntable costs more than an average luxury electric car

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Re: Showing my age too

Also consider the Loudness wars as well; Turns out when you run music with a good dynamic range through a compressor to make it sound louder, you also remove a lot of the data and subtleties in the music.

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Re: How about...

1.21, if I recall correctly...

How Wi-Fi spy drones snooped on financial firm

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Sounds more like they masqueraded someone else's MAC address to get their foot in the door. But an inside job isn't outside the realm of possibility.

Musky scent? Billionaire launches fragrance: Burnt Hair

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No thank you- if I want to smell sh$t, I'll go and huff the contents of the litterboxes after the cats use them...

iPhone 14 car crash detection triggered by roller coasters

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Re: Six Flags Great America in Chicago

Well, Gurnee is sort of a suburb of Chicago. Sort of. I have family that lives in that area.

No, working in IT does not mean you can fix anything with a soldering iron

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Re: bell wire

While my house was built in 1961; it's using a mix of cloth sheathing copper, aluminum, and copper covered aluminum from the various remodels and other work done to it over the decades.

The prior owners who did some of the work on this place did what I refer to as "not even half-ass" work- things like not using wire conductors on connections, only twisting the ends together and wrapping them up in electrical tape. (along with other annoyances that I'm having to either partially or totally rebuild.)

USB-C iPhone, anyone? EU finalizes charging standard rule

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Re: Lint Magnet

Not to shill for them, but I use OtterBox Defender cases pretty much exclusively on my phones, and they've kept the devices in near pristine condition over their life. They may be bulky, but they'll survive a fall onto hard concrete with no damage to the device. (I've broken latches on the cases from impacts, though- such is the price to pay.)

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Re: Lint Magnet

I got around the lint problem by putting my phones in cases with port covers on them, TBH. Seeing as I'm clumsy and tend to drop things, it solves multiple problems at the same time. :)

Atlassian, Microsoft bugs on CISA’s must-patch list after exploitation spree

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Technically, you can, but it involves putting a content-aware proxy in-between the exchange server(s) and the firewall. while such things do exist (there's an iApp for the F5 load balancers) it also requires adding custom code to said load balancer which is not for the faint of heart. Oh, and it still wouldn't protect you against this exploit, and it'll break rather a lot of stuff that things like mobile clients use

Exchange should only ever swap email externally though an edge server and/or an smtp gateway appliance (i.e. spam filter)- while you could hook up a node directly for SMTP exchange, it's a really bad idea. (I was against putting Edge nodes into ours until I discovered that the cloud based email security appliances we migrated to a couple years back required it; this has resulted in at least one problem where user A blocks a sender as junk, and the edge boxes dutifully start doing so and then user B complains they aren't getting emails from that sender anymore...)

One of my projects this year is migrating to Exchange Online, which I'm pretty sure will cause the bald spot forming on my head to grow. :(

You thought you bought software – all you bought was a lie

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IIRC, for FreeBSD and linux, you have to actively work at it to exclude developer tools out of a distro, and even then the first time you need to install something that's not a flat-pack or something that requires a dependency tends to trigger the "Install the Dev Tools" circus. :D

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Re: switch to an OS OS

One of the apps I use (Scrivener) runs (reluctantly) under WINE, but only the current version, and only after some very specific steps are done to get the stars to align; Previous versions apparently require me to sacrifice a virgin, a chicken, and a virgin chicken (I forget which, or possibly all three) when the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter is aligned with uranus or some shit, because I never got it working right.

And even then, I still need to find a specific cloud storage client that'll run under linux before I really start fettling around with it on my main system.

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Re: switch to an OS OS

I need to review what all Proton let's run on a linux machine, but I imagine some of the games I have (Skyrim, Borderlands, Saint's Row 3, etc.) might present a challenge. Maybe. I've not had the time to really poke that specific bear yet.

Tesla has a lot of work to do on its Optimus robot

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Coffee/keyboard

Oh, the places I could go with this; unfortunately, none of them are work safe. :D

Stop us if you've heard this one before: Exchange Server zero-days actively exploited

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Re: cynical?

Indeed; This is... annoying, to say the very least.

How CIA betrayed informants with shoddy front websites built for covert comms

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Re: So which is worse

Also, our E14 agency did a bang up job everywhere they went. No, you probably haven't heard about them. They were somewhat of a secret while they operated...

Since no one heard of them, I can only assume that they did a really good job?

(kind of like the old gag of Not Being Seen, I think...)

IBM updates desktop mainframe emulator

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Unhappy

I know that's one reason why we are moving away from our iSeries. (aka AS/400); there's no test or dev environment outside of a test instance that runs side by side on the production box, and getting a third set of hardware for training is just ludacrisly expensive.