* Posts by samlebon2306

29 posts • joined 5 Feb 2014

Dev gives HBO free math tips to nail Game of Thrones pirate leakers

samlebon2306

Re: multiple sources

Even worst if they could interlace the frames.

Helium-filled drive tech floats to top of HGST heap

samlebon2306

Re: Low flying heads

Nothing flies in a vacuum.

Musk: 'Tesla's electric Model S cars will be less crap soon. I PROMISE'

samlebon2306

I guess Prozac would help with this kind of anxiety. 10mg would be enough, but it would make you lose your long distance sex drive.

FLASH! Aaa-aaah. 3D NAND will save every one of us

samlebon2306

Re: 19TB is a lot of porn

4K porn for better close-ups.

Fiat 500X: A fun-loving Goldilocks who'll get down and dirty

samlebon2306

Make it 4 times bigger and call it Stupid Useless Vehicle(SUV), and you Fiat will invade the north American market.

WHITE HOUSE network DOWN: Nation-sponsored attack likely

samlebon2306

I am sure security rushed the first lady and her children to a hidden folder, somewhere in a hidden partition. As of the POTUS, at the time of the attack, he was in a DMZ. Some sources say he was hit in his headers and his integrity is compromised. The security guys hastily threw him through an IPsec channel but it was too late. Now the question is: Is it an inside hack or not?

It cost the American people $2 billion to compile a POTUS, and I am no sure the nation could afford another one unless Congress administrators backed him up.

Satya Nadella's $84.3m pay packet: Did he use the 'female superpower' to get it?

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Well, he got a phallocratic paycheck. If you compare it to those dummies who appear in stupid movies and get $20+ million, then you could Mr. bid dick Nadella deserves that boatload. Anyway, welcome to blind capitalism where nothing makes sense.

Supercomputers: The Next Generation – Cray puts burst buffer tech, Intel Haswell inside

samlebon2306

And more pressure from Intel to not include AMD's Firepro in the mix.

ISIS terror fanatics invade Diaspora after Twitter blockade

samlebon2306

Re: There's probably more to it than that

"I suspect they're more interested in the "we attack the infidel "

Who are the infidels? These criminal psychos kill anything alive in front of them, Muslim, Christian, Sunni, Shia...They spare nothing, except Israel.

Oracle reveals 32-core, 10 BEEELLION-transistor SPARC M7

samlebon2306

Re: Nice!

"but cooling something like that is going to be a challenge"

Maybe they need to submerge it mineral oil.

Seven Apple Store staff cuffed in alleged $500k stolen iPhone scam bust

samlebon2306

"Not something you'd hear headlining about Android phones, no resale value"

IPhones are overpriced, to begin with. And, when they are resold, people think they made a good deal, when they could've bought a brand new Android or Windows Phone, with better features and warranty. It's just the herd mentality that's leading people to think that an IPhone is better.

What does a flashmob of 1,024 robots look like? Just like this

samlebon2306

Re: Now

"Automated bar staff!"

Or a mega McDonald.

samlebon2306

"Upgrading the software on a few devices is usually annoying, 1k of them very much so."

Maybe, multicasting would speed up updates by 1000X.

samlebon2306

Re: Now

"Just so long as it doesn't take 12 hours to deliver my beer!"

It depends of where you're seated. If you are right in the middle, good luck for you.

Stanford boffin is first woman to bag 'math Nobel Prize'

samlebon2306

Re: hmm

" without that stint at Harvard she doesn't win that Nobel prize"

So, when she moved to Harvard, she became a genius, right? And, if she stayed in Iran, she'd be dumb and stupid, right?

Intel forced to shoot down viral 'Israeli boycott' whopper

samlebon2306

I don't buy anything that has Intel inside. I do my best, I cannot control what is beyond me. I tell other people to boycott Intel, including my family, my friends and people on the net, and it's working.

samlebon2306

I already boycotted Intel many years ago.

Dr Dre's crew gets Beats-down from Apple: 200 jobs to go – report

samlebon2306

After gobbling a big meal and getting fat, the corporate dinosaur has to shed some useless weight. Shareholder always take care of their monstrous pet and make sure it's fit.

Games industry set for $5 BILLION haircut, warn beancounters

samlebon2306

So what will you be playing in 2019?

I will be playing real soccer, real card games, real basketball... with real people. That's how we survived for thousands of years. Some people developed too much dependency on electronic devices, they forgot there is a real life out there.

Seagate chances ARM with NAS boxes for the SOHO crowd

samlebon2306

And it still uses 1GBs Ethernet, limiting it to 100MB/s (200MB/s with NIC teaming) shared between 25 users or more.

Hamas hacks Israeli TV sat channel to broadcast pics of Gaza wounded

samlebon2306

Re: They (and really everyone else) don't get it

If you enjoy the show, why don't you go there and watch it live? Or maybe you are a coward.

Facebook pays half a billion dollars for firm that slaps ads on videos

samlebon2306

Just half an Instagram, that's a cheap purchase.

Today in IT news: iPad Fleshlight a reality

samlebon2306

And all that semen goes to the recycle bin.

Psst. We've got 400Gb/s Ethernet working - but don't tell anyone

samlebon2306

Re: 400Gb/s?

400 Gspots/s

Latest casualties of Iraq fighting: Facebook and Twitter

samlebon2306

Praise be to Jesus

And praise be to Jesus, who told Dubya to invade and destroy Iraq.

France bans managers from contacting workers outside business hours

samlebon2306

During biz hours, managers would ask employees to call them after work. That's it, problem solved.

Intel promises 10Gb Ethernet with Thunderbolt 2.0

samlebon2306

Tunderfart is expensive.

Oracle shoves IBM out of world's No 2 software seller spot – Gartner

samlebon2306

Re: Crappy software top 10

" try running a multi terabyte database with several thousand concurrent users on MS Access"

Have you ever heard about SQL Server? Why arte comparing Oracle to MS Access?

Schmidt gets $100m in Google stock on top of his $6m bonus

samlebon2306

How much is enough Mr. Schmidt?

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