* Posts by g e

3263 posts • joined 16 Jul 2007

Climate scientists agree: Humans cause global warming

g e

97%

Seems to be an exceptionally high proportion of concurrence for a science in its infancy given the amount of papers that get reported on saying stuff along the lines of 'Errr hold on, this sinks that effect and you forgot to take this into account'.

Come back when you have LHC-grade six-sigma and no political interference. Your reputation as a 'science' is too tarnished, regardless of your integrity today Speaking of which, did the Incredibly Politicised Climate Consortium have any input in this data?.

Yes mankind has _some_ effect, it must as it's part of the variables, but seeing as we just hit the highest levels of CO2 (allegedly) since 3 million years ago then well, it ain't all bad is it cos we're still here instead of apocalypt0rising 2.999 million years ago when we'd barely found fire, if that.

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Re: More like global cooling...

That's why they started calling it Climate Change, dontcha know

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Murdoch Facebook gloat: You're like my $580m, 'CRAPPY' MySpace

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Although

Didn't Ratner still own his stuff when he had his moment? Murdo can say what he fancies a few years after taking the hit and bailing.

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Apple chief Cook: You - senators. Get in here and redo this tax law

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Whatever...

... agreement Apple get should be extended to all businesses in the US large & small. And then see them try and argue why they should be a special case and everyone else not.

Freeze-n-seize their assets pending a 'thorough investigation'. $35BN would appear really fucking quickly.

If we all have to have stick sans carrot from our incompetent governments and bankers then we ALL have to have it.

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Apple adds Galaxy S 4 to Samsung patent suit

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Re: Another lost sale

My cousin, a dedicated appleist must-have type...

Just bought a Samsung TV and an S4. He's left apple behind too, no prompting from me, either, came to his own purchasing conclusion completely under his own steam, he's seen my S3 but never played with it. In his own words 'The Samsung has so many features the iphone didn't have it's going to take a while to get used to it.'

So there you have it, Samsung are copying the non-existent features as well as the existing ones, obviously.

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Holmes

Re: Grizzly poop found in woods

Well, if Samsung has a feature on a phone that Apple doesn't, you can't say they copied it.

Only a cretin would support the nonsense rounded-corners-patent-themed bullshit, too, unless you truly think having something with pointy corners in your pocket is an obvious design choice.

As always, the Apple Cultist is AC.

No shit. Except for the Grizzly variety in a forest setting.

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Holmes

Grizzly poop found in woods

Apple still incapable of actually innovating.

Defo getting that S4 at the end of the month now, I'll consider it my donation to the Samsung legal fund.

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Sun lets loose with THREE record eruptions in 24 hours

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Coat

Another casualty of climate change

Poor old Sun.

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You thought only Google dodges UK taxes? So do all the Brit firms

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Meh

ActionAid? Mind you...

I can't remember ever seeing a skint ceo (or whatever they're called) of a charity

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Report: AT&T dropping Facebook phone after dismal sales

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Facepalm

Feel sorry for HTC

That they're so stuffed they have to partner with farcebook. Hope Zuck is footing their bill on this one.

They make solid products, generally, had two HTC's before my Sammy

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IT'S OFFICIAL: Hipster era is OVER – sorry, beanie boiz...

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Trollface

Re: Hipster posters?

Are hipsters really hipsters?

Or is hipster just a euphemism for appleist... the traits seems broadly similar - arrogance, self-importance, supercilious nature, self-obsessed, conviction that their way is the only way to go and a closet terror of how they might not be perceived as desirable peers by others

yeah yeah, coat got, flame on, etc, etc

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Holmes

Re: What about the religious nutheads?

Maybe they're just not 'seen at church' on Sunday...

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Apple asked me for my BANK statements, says outraged reader

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Holmes

"They've basically turned me into a future Android user"

No shit.

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Analysts brawl over 'death' of markup language

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Re: huh...

seconded

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China: Online predator or hapless host?

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Re: Whatever.

Same here, I block all /16's and larger from China based on maxmind's geoip DB, plus a few Romanian and Kuwaiti networks.

/24's? There's plenty of them but I really couldn't be arsed going that far ;o)

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Holmes

Perfect false flag system

Cyber attack 'emanating from within your borders'. Right..

Doesn't mean the payloads were originally created there, though. Not that China isn't indeed very naughty but it's the Kettle to the USA's Pot.

And I don't mean the MaryJ kind, either.

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Israeli activists tell Hawking to yank his Intel chips over Palestine

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Holmes

Or perhaps, just maybe...

Israel could just fuck off and take their pathetic incessant and disingenuous whining with them

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3D printed gun plans pulled after US State Department objects

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Holmes

Re: Good god!

I hope to fuck he doesn't put up a file for a 3d printed knife or pointed stick.

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Retro-tech fan seeks cash for Commodore 64 clones

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Facepalm

Ummmmmm but

If it's not going to be an emulator then he'll be wanting a 2MHz 6502 (IIRC)? And that's before you deal with the ROM (c) issues.

So it's not exactly going to fly, is it. Better off with a Raspberry Pi and an emu (not the feathery/RodHull sort)

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Snoopers' charter rests in shallow grave - likely to rise again

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Holmes

Sounds like a doorslammer to me

Is that the right negotiation phrase? Something like that...

Ask for something outrageous in order to allow yourself to be negotiated back to where you wanted to actually be in the first place.

Rinse and repeat.

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New Zealand to bar software patents, again

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WTF?

Re: Common sense Down Under

What beggars belief is that it was partially based on *UK* case law which implies we still have some sensible laws in this green and pleasant land place when it comes to big business

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New 'BLOCKBUSTER' APPLE iTHING imminent - billionaire Einhorn

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Re: Am I just cynical?

Plus do you reckon Apple gave him some shutup cash / info... this just reads like a U-Turn of greased-palm-politician proportion

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Secret UN 'ZOD' climate deliberations: UK battles to suppress details

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Re: Would have been a hell of a lot more interesting if...

I was kinda hoping General Zod was involved somewhere.

But no. Just more shady IPCC bullshit, alas.

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Holmes

And yet the warmologists will defend them

Despite the High Church of Warmology being nothing more than a self elected certified bunch of self-interested pocket-stuffers with an agenda likely so far removed from what people generally assume they do that they need a paranoid shroud of secrecy which it looks like they're almost trying to get mandated into policy in the same way media co's want their right to profit enshrined into law.

The apologists for these clowns make fanbois look utterly rational. Every thumb down is simple confirmation of that, so I thank the downvoting faithful in advance.

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Senate passes Marketplace Fairness Act by wide margin

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Got to $900k turnover?

Start another company before it gets to $1M, put them under a holdings company, transfer profit to that one in one state.

Sounds like the way forward.

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EC: Motorola abused its patents in Apple iPhone spat

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Perhaps they could have avoided it in the first place

If Apple & MS had just paid for the patents which, presumably, they still haven't, cynically assuming they could out-manouevre Moto in this manner. If they get away with this then you can expect a lot more of FRAND trolling one way or another.

Though over time I suppose lawyers are cheaper than paying a fair cut from the outset and risking a negative judgement for damages should you lose and have to cough up.

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Google Glass eye-cam to turn us all into right little winkers

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How does it know you're not blinking

Cos it has no idea what the other eye is doing, does it.

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Twitter snaps up ex-banker IPO expert - CAN'T THINK WHY

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Meh

OMG IT'LL BE WORTH BEEEEELIONS!

For at least 25 minutes.

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Dunkin' Donuts temps S Korea with ultrasonic tags

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Strange this works

It implies the sampling frequency of most smartphone mics is extremely high. Say they use a 25kHz tone the mic would have to be sampling at around 60kHz or more.

Given their application, I'd have thought they'd be sampling around 32kHz or less to save CPU cycles and data bandwidth.

Granted, I'm not a mobile phone design engineer

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Impoverished net user slams 'disgusting' quid-a-day hack

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Holmes

Eh?

In poverty but still with Internet access, eh?

Probably the kind of person that thinks the £1 a day thing is stupid while it's a brilliant idea to, say, sit for 24 hours in a bathtub full of baked beans to help the starving of the world.

#FirstWorldProblems

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Thousands rally behind teen girl cuffed, expelled in harmless 'explosion'

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Facepalm

Re: Just like you Lewis!

My first experiment with sulphur, salt petre and carbon was a fizzle too.

Then I realised one day that mixing by _weight_, not volume in the 75-15-10 ratio I'd read about was more effective ;o)

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Stop

Re: Police State

Maybe, but maybe the cretin teacher phoned them and said a kid was bomb-making so they have to turn up.

Then maybe they said "Look, teach, this is a kid with an inquiring mind, not the Zodiac Killer", and the moron teacher insisted on pressing charges.

The cops would have no choice but to do their job in that case, do we know any facts to the contrary?

Primary fault is with the moron teacher who hopefully will be a jobless statistic next month. To any pedants who think primary fault is with the kid for experimenting then may karma visit you soon cos I'm fairly sure it must owe you by now.

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Megaphone

Stupid Fucking Americans

Not the ones blessed with that rarest of virtues, common sense, of course.

Just the Stupid Fucking Americans that even think embarking on a judicial course of action such as this for a kid's pop-bottle experiment is even within three galaxies of sane. I truly hope that principal's underling gets a torch-n-pitchfork experience this weekend, commensurate with their retarded life-view.

God forbid they'd have a magnifying glass on a sunny day. It's people like this that make your country look like a bunch of backward nutters who'd still wave sticks at an eclipse. Get it sorted.

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Facebook: Yeah, we'll ban chainsaw beheading vids - when journos call us

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Holmes

Presumably they didn't take it down

Because they get a cut of the £1.47

Need a middle-finger icon entitled 'Won't someone think of the shareholders'

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BT unleashes SIP licensing troll army

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Re: Hi! If you come back to BT we have a great offer for you!

I was thinking more of all those home users who also punt money into BT's coffers whether through line rental only or line+calls+internet+everything.

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Holmes

Hi! If you come back to BT we have a great offer for you!

"Oh, I see, and is there a reason why you'd never use BT services again?"

"Yes. You're a fucking patent troll. I want you to know BT's behaviour with the SIP patents is losing you my money RIGHT NOW forever. Don't call back."

"I'm very sorry to hear that, are you sure you..." CLICK

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Another negative climate feedback: Warmer plants cool the planet

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Re: Albedo

Hence his stating " whole AGW thing is an artefact"

'WHOLE' being your clue as to the inclusivity of the closing statement instead of restricting it to previous alluded-to electric fires and the friction of gleeful Quango hand-rubbing when government pork is received.

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UK.Gov passes Instagram Act: All your pics belong to everyone now

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Trollface

So.. if I just...

Convert The Hobbit part 1 into many still images stripped of any meta info I can legally distribute it for free as long as my diligent search, unfortunately typo'd as 'Film about a small jolly fellow' didn't turn up The Hobbit.

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Master Beats: Why doesn't audio quality matter these days?

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Holmes

Twatological

Gimungous stupid big earcans.. I'm sure they exist to keep hipsters' brains from leaking out of their paper-thin skulls while making them think they look individual and interesting.

You know when someone gives a shit about their headphone audio when they're using Shure Isolators or similar... approx 1/8th the size of those recycled oildrums though you do look a tad like Lieutenant Uhura though fuck me that's better than a 50's sci fi alien...

In fact I have a pair of £2 poundshop - yeah I didn't get that either - earbuds that actually sound bloody great, surprisingly extended bass, full middle and airy tops, though I have to prefer the car audio system for music on the move - OK, perhaps not in pedestrian areas ;o)

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Apple fanbois get one last chance to see spectre of Steve Jobs

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Pint

@jediben

Dude. You said paroxysms. On a Friday.

PINT!

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Can't find your motor? Apple patents solve car park conundrums

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Facepalm

WTF?

There's been 'where did I park' style apps since well before 2011.

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Apple loses again in Chinese App Store copyright case

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Coat

So much for the much-vaunted app store checks then.

Doesn't take a 'Genius' to see that's not what it's cracked up to be.

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Climate-cooling effect 'stronger than volcanoes' is looking solid

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Meh

Re: So in other words (warning, Heretical thinking within)

Actually you don't know that the 'regulation failure' you've been told is happening isn't actually normal.

Again I refer you to geological timescales, not the last 60 years or whatever of 'science' on the matter. The doomsayers confuse the end of the world with the actual destruction of the planet. One is human extinction, the planet doesn't give a toss and will correct itself when we're gone.

Conversely you put too much faith in climatology being some new infallible gospel of doom.

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Re: So what's changed?

I should imagine the answer lies somewhere along the lines of ...

"The Earth refuses to behave the way we say it should"

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Holmes

So in other words (warning, Heretical thinking within)

A several billion year old planet's environment actually seems to be able to largely regulate itself from the effects of 4000 years or so of scurrying monkeys burning stuff.

Given that it survived the creation of the moon (assuming that impact theory is correct) and the Chixculub (sp?) extinction impact and still balanced itself back out, who'da thunkit.

Golly.

Mind you there are certain breeds of scientists who can't accept that no matter how clever they think they are they actually have virtually nil impact on the planet never mind the universe on the sort of geological timescales that makes up those kind of lifecycles. We're all just blips on a timeline. Even warmologists and climate quangos.

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Microsoft to unveil new Xbox console on May 21

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Stop

I won't be supporting *any* console with my money

If it doesn't support second hand games.

Always-online is no biggie for me yet still a disincentive as well.

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Court orders Visa partner to allow donations to WikiLeaks

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Holmes

Re: Not so fast

I'm sure Mastercard would be happy to get an entire country to itself on the back of Visa withdrawing from iceland. And allow Wikileaks payments as a hoop to jump through to get it.

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Re: ratfox Makes sense to me

That's only illegal in the US, methinks. Not Iceland.

Regardless of how much the US thinks it's the Stasi World Police and acts like it.

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Got a Windows XP end-of-life plan? Neither does anyone else

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Holmes

If they're holding off upgrading from XP

Then it's because they didn't/don't want Vista, 7 or 8 either because of the pain of upgrade or because some of their shit would stop working. Which presumably hasn't changed with time.

What's the betting that, faced with a stout upgrade license cost and the fact that the apps will have to be re-written regardless, they look at a Linux distro as their XP upgrade path.

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Free French app app booted by Apple, triggers 1m-strong petition

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Facepalm

If they have any sense

So. Lawyers at dawn, then.

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