* Posts by Chad H.

2434 publicly visible posts • joined 23 Jan 2007

Dog fight game bitten with pro-PETA virus

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@ AC

DOes adorothy know you're playing with the straw man?

Most of PETAs actions are stupid; especially the ones that would be called terrorism if a Muslim did it.

That, and if PETA had their way their founder would be dead (She's Diabetic!)

Scottish gov moans over broadband cash handout

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WTF?

Brilliant

Lets spend a small fortune on that - duplicating all of those roles that we currently "Share" (or have England pay, depending on who you ask) with the rest of the UK - We're going to need some Ambassadors, and they're going to want pay parity with their english counterparts. Oh, and we'll need a foriegn affairs ministry, and all sorts of other things... Who's going to pay for all of this?

Oh I forgot... The Unlimited supply of oil in the North sea.

What do you mean it isn't unlimited?

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Typical SNP

If Scotland got the whole £530 the SNP would still complain.

Just they way they are... What do you expect from a party that appointed a Banker to be First Minister?

Apple sells world's most expensive flash drive

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It depends

Are you still expecting them to host your stuff and provide it to you on demand by USB stick?

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@ Chris

And should the entire drive fail... What then?

Lion does the recovery partition thing; this key is designed for a pretty specific situation.

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FAIL

@ Gates

This isn't a service pack, and apps have run fullscreen before Lion.

And if you want to get into the chargIng for service Packs: Windows 98; Windows ME, Windows XP, Windows 7.

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As opposed to...

the old disc retail model that MS still pushes... How much do those cost again?

iPhone 5 less than a month away

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Unhappy

Could we

Se an El Reg Review Roundup of these fake iPhones

London rioters should 'loose all benefits'

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Joke

But

I thought Tory Policy was that benefits are too loose already and need to be tightened

BlackBerry blog hacked with riot-related threats

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Mushroom

In other news

The telephone networks delivered a message to TeaMp0isoN - funny, we also know where you live, where you work, where you shop, and where you are right now.

Dunkin' Donuts waitress offers additional dunkin'

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Donut shop?

Doesn't seem Tobermory the smartest place in the world to offer illegal activites

...Unless the boys in blue get a cut

Videogames caused riots says plod

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FAIL

No

This might be arguable if GTA was out in the past few months... Instead it's currently a bargain item awaiting a new installment... But f you want to argue the police are emulating LA Noire, go right ahead.

The bankers seem to be doing a good job of playing railroad tycoon - if you go bust, restart or reload.

End Communication

Brother Chad of The Peacekeepers, Alpha Centauri

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Im not even sure where to begin

Ridiculing this nonsense anymore.

Foreign Office trials emergency text service

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WTF?

Of course no London texts

It's the foriegn office after all. Domestic texts would be the remit of the aptly named home office.

May I suggest el reg enquire there about any plans for a similar domestic scheme?

Tottenham MP calls for BlackBerry Messenging suspension

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Or heaven forbid - actually talking to each other

In other news a tottenham MP has called for any oral vocalisations to be banned.

The curse of Google?: Android licensees fail to cash in

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FAIL

Meh

If you don't wan't negative Press - don't do anything worthy of Negative Press.

Google deserves scorn for this. If the Patents are phony maybe they should have spent their time and money challenging them, noy trying to buy them.

Given that El Reg isn't on Apples' invite to press confrence list, much less Steve's Christmas card list, I think you're overreacting.

Amazon Free Apps start to rile developers

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Could you....

Inform Amazon their license to offer your software has been revoked, and should they persist DMCA it?

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Inevitable

I think that this was the inevitable conclusion of combining the Agency model with giving up control of your price point - Disappointed Developers.

At least Apple doesnt decide on you that your product is overpriced and then drop it on you.

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But it is

Thats a massive amount of freeloaders you need to support. For ever.

In exchange for hundreds (or was it thousands? Of freeloaders this guy got... 30 sales.

That's not profitable!

T-Mobile rolls out contract-PAYG combo

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Not imaginary

As a former Tmobile employee I can confirm such things did exist. They were often recommended for students.

Doom dude says violent games lower aggression

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Joke

That's odd

Because I did blast off to Alpha Centuari and start a thousand years of bloody conquest in the name of the UN... but I never played Alpha Centuari....

Microsoft's MS-DOS is 30 today

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@ Sooty

Agreed. The kids today just can't appreciate the pleasure in finding the exact combination of device drivers being loaded (and loaded into UMB) that will suddenly make a game work...

Privateer was a pain in the neck - for some reason to get the thing to work I'd have to DriveSpace my C:, install the game on the rump bit that isn't compresseed, and then in an optional boot mode choose not to load drivespace - if I didn't drivespace the damn drive it wouldn't work for reasons I could never figure out.

George Lucas defeated by Stormtrooper helmet man

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could it not be aruged then

That a painting serves a function - that function being to look pretty on my wall?

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Stop

Free Enterprise systsem?

Thats star Trek, not Star Wars

Russia: 'We'll dump the ISS into the sea after 2020'

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Hmm....

Although Davydov told his interlocutors...

So you're saying that the Borg is behind the plans to sink the ISS? Does it not meet their standards of perfection?

Beeb to fund ad-mungous Local TV for local people

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FAIL

It worked in the past...

That was the way ITV originally worked. You put in a bid comprising of a bit of cash, and what you'd actually do with the broadcast space, and if you had a strategy that looked like... I dunno, ITV today, you didn't win.

Chad H.
WTF?

Hmm

Local TV franchises backed up by a national network and selected by beauty contests.... I'm sure there used to be a word for that...

Oh yeah, ITV. Good to see though the Tories for once undoing done of Maggies damage, but I fear it won't bring Thames back...Daaaah-Daaah-Dah Daaah Da da da.

Chinese lecturer demands his students acquire iPads

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FAIL

As an iPad user, and a student

As an iPad user, and a student I can say an iPad is a great thing to have, a PDF copy of all the textbooks, assessment guides, readings, etc (thank you OV). A lot lighter and more convenient to carry around, and heck you can even do a little essay writing on it.

But if this guy can't teach without it, then he cannot teach. The iPad is a crutch, an aide; it's not absolutely necessary to teach...

Your mom, girlf, boyf: Spying on your phone and email

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WTF?

WTF

is up with the American spelling of Mum. This is not on El Reg!

Nokia ‘giving away phones at cost’

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Stop

Err

With the figures you've quoted you can't say nokia makes more from basic phones than smartphones. You just can't compare different percentages like that.

Ie

6.2% of 100 is 6.2

16% of 10 is 1.6.

6.2>1.6 even though 16>6.2

Not saying nokia necessarily makes more cash from smartphones than basic phones, just that your figures don't say what you say they do.

UK dodgy-political-donor watch database canned

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WTF?

Does

Your home DVD database spot dodgy political donations?

Is Anon ready for the social network?

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New Status Update

Anonymous likes this.

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Confused

Wouldn't a social network kinda ruin the point of anonymous - it turns people from anonymous into names?

Apple snuffs iPhone privacy complaint with Korean peanuts

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Joke

Man

The Korean version of "Who wants to be a Millionaire" must be boring if a million won isn't even a Grand in GBP...

Microsoft COO: Our greatest enemy is old Windows

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FAIL

Isnt

Isn't that like blaming the immobiliser for a criminals arrest, rather than the fact he's stealing a car?

Murdochs won't talk to MPs over phone-hacking scandal

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Indeed

Given that Rupes is going to need the government back on side when he rebids for BSkyB in 6-12 months, I would have thought that annoying parliament would have been something he would have chosen to avoid.

Time to tighten up the ol' contempt of parliament laws perhaps?

Brits lose out as iTunes prices jump

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I didn't realise

That android had a music store.

Netflix splits DVD, streaming offers in 60% price hike

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Alert

@ JakeyC

To provide every film ever made would likely require a time machine given that I'm sure some films must have been lost to the sands of time... Much like a lot of early episodes of a certain series involving a Doctor.

But other than that I think you're spot On. With the price of storage ever decreasing there is absolutely no technical reason why netflix couldn't offer their entire DVD catalogue via streaming - just legal ones.

Triceratops horn find supports meteor extinction theory

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Well

Absence of Evidence isn't Evidence of Absence.

Given the unlikely events that produce a fossil in the first place, I wouldnt jump to any conclusions.

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@ Frostbite

A doctorate in "Creation Science" perhaps.

'Unconvincing' Met top cop Yates: My phone was hacked

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WTF?

In other words

If the cops don't arrest the crook, its now officially the Crooks fault for not incriminating himself.

Wikileaks loses briefly-open Icelandic payment channel

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Indeed

Wikileaks have been charged with no crime and only seem to be working to ensure that we the voters actually have an informed democracy - how dare us mere plebs know what our government is doing!!!

Apple said to have 3G-enabled iPod in pipeline

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Stop

Err...

Except, of course, where is it going to get 3G data access from?

Maybe it's time to dust off those old Apple-as-virtual-network-operator rumours...

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And still needs a carrier partner to do this.

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Stop

Whispernet

IIRC Whispernet is just a MVNO, which at the end of the day still needs a network partner.

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Something to do with the cash?

You mean throw it into a sector thats in decline revenue-wise?

I think they're smarter than that.

MS to launch R2-D2 Xbox 360 and Kinect

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Coat

How dare someone vote that down....

Oh help me Obi-Wii-Kenobi, you're my only hope.

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Coat

This isn't the console you're looking for

Move along!

Doom guy: tablets, phones to be gaming platforms of the future

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Err

If your going to argue someone isn't a has been I wouldn't mention games that were made several gaming generations ago.

Sony pains pre-owned game punters with PSN Pass

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Unhappy

Yup

Expect more to follow.

Chad H.
WTF?

No

The alternative is no code at all. Its worked fine for how long now?