* Posts by NotWorkAdmin

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Ideal solar system for SECOND EARTH found – and it's just 186 light-years away

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Re: Oh, dear...

Blimey, what a depressing viewpoint. I think you're reading too many of the wrong news sources. There's plenty to be cheerful about, the trick is to look for it. TIP: Sky News isn't the place to get a world view.

The Empire Strikes Back: Disney tractor-beams StarWars.co.uk from Brit biz

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Re: Or....

Of course, most of Disney's output is derivative work. They didn't come up with Hercules, Aladdin, Snow White and so on and so and so on. That's what's so warped about this endless extension - it stifles creativity.

There aren't really any new ideas in storytelling.

UK TV is getting worse as younglings shun the BBC et al, says Ofcom

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I seem to remember...

My mum rationing my TV to 2 hours per day max. After that I had to go outside and play with sticks or something. The article implies she was wrong and I actually SHOULD have been allowed to watch The Dukes of Hazard. Bugger.

Boffin: Will I soon be able to CLONE a WOOLLY MAMMOTH? YES. Should I? Hell NO

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I want to say no...but

"mankind was not meant to meddle with such things" I can't put my name next to.

Facebook unveils SECRET logo furtle – in a TWEET

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Re: You have to wonder how much they spent

"just gets you the logo and a report full of shit"

Possibly not - I seem to remember this in some terms & agreements:

"Don't forget, anything you upload to FriendFace imediately becomes our property for us to do what we like with it"

Does your company really need all that storage?

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The real problem here...

...is simply that the users have an expectation of unlimited capacity and seemingly no way of determining what needs to be stored, and what should be discarded.

I dread to think what their homes are like.

The insidious danger of the lone wolf control freak sysadmin

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Never let one person hold all the keys

Assuming you're the company.

On the flip side, if you're the individual with an opportunity to hold them, I'm not sure I see the incentive in not doing exactly that. I bet I'm not the only one here.

Employees love their IT departments (almost very nearly true)

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Unfortunately....

While I applaud users attempting to fix their own problems in my experience these just tend to lead to even greater issues that I end up having to fix further down the line when the user has forgotten what they did in the first place.

Despite the annoyances, I've made it clear at my workplace I would prefer they ask if they're not sure. And made it clear they are, in all likelihood, "not sure" even when they think they are.

Google on Google: The carefully collated anti-trust truth

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My 2 cents

From this list: Pricegrabber, Shopping.com, Dealtime, Nextag, Ciao, Pricerunner, Shopzilla and Bizrate I can say the company I work for has tried at least once to advertise through every one of these. Without exception, they all generated huge quantities of clicks and virtually no sales whatsoever.

I know this sounds like a defence of Google Shopping, but like any business ought to we analyse this kind of thing. Google Shopping is exclusively the one CPC referral "website" that we can actually make margin advertising with.

No, I don't like monopolies. But by the same token the above list of "competitors" are unworkable for the business I work for. I would prefer that not be the case but staying in business is kind of important.

Google – you DO control your search results, thunders Canadian court

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Re: The only reason Google is fighting...

@matt somehow, you appear to have misunderstood everything I said. Bravo.

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Re: The only reason Google is fighting...

Really? I'd have thought by now it was obvious to anyone they no longer control the results directly. The algorithm is simply too complex for a single human to be able to predict it's behaviour. They have to tweak it and see what changes - not plan changes and implement specific tweaks to accomplish them.

Scientists love MacBooks (true) – but what about you?

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I recommended my boss get a MAC

Partly because he kept on about how great they were so why not, but mostly because never having touched one myself I thought it might be interesting to see how he got on with a machine without being able to ask for my help.

He used it for less than a month before he'd punched the screen in frustration and destroyed it.

MONSTER GALAXY spotted hiding behind IMMENSE BLACK HOLE

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Minor correction

"SDP.81 is an enormous galaxy" should really be "SDP.81 was an enormous galaxy 11.7 billion ago".

Pretty cool nonetheless.

FBI: Apple and Google are helping ISIS by offering strong crypto

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Interestingly...

A TED talk went up this week regarding the FBI by researcher Trevor Aaronson. They don't need to catch actual terrorists - it's way easier to put a gun in someone's hands, arrest them and then claim to have stopped an act of terror. Targeting men of Middle Eastern origin with mental illnesses is the best way to do this apparently.

IoT DANGERS: BYOD’s trashier cousin becoming a right tearaway

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Re: Suggestion

Come on now Peter, you realize quite a lot of what you've said is insulting right? Had I said I was an idiot it would be fair enough - I don't believe I did though.

NotWorkAdmin

Re: Suggestion

Aye carumba. Your saying if my mum buys an IoT kettle I'm going to have to pop in and setup a separate network? Because one things for sure, she ain't going to do it.

Actually, having said that I have already taken the precaution of setting up an allowed MAC address list on her router.

As for at work, this is already an uncontrollable nightmare with smartphones & tablets wandering into the building and gobbling up IP addresses like Smarties. Hopefully no-one buys a new kettle.

Mobiles at school could be MAKING YOUR KID MORE DUMBER

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Re: They actually allow phones to be switched on during class?

I'm horrified too. Presumably phones are banned in exams at least, so the schools know how to do it.

Microsoft's certification exams: So easy, a child of six could pass them. Literally

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Everyone I know is an expert with MS Office products

I asked them.

You have the right to be forgotten 41.3 per cent of the time says Google

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Re: Much as I dislike Google...

Agree. Censorship is censorship. A dangerous thing to use, and in any case, quite likely impossible given the existence of the net.

We already have plenty of legislation for dealing with objectionable material - the obscene publications act for instance.

Self-STOPPING cars are A Good Thing, say motor safety bods

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Re: A step in the right direction

Speed limits and other road safety measures are simply trade off's between the number of deaths/injuries we're prepared to accept vs the economic impact of harsher restrictions. Uncomfortable an idea as that is, if we made everyone drive at 1mph we'd have next to zero deaths, but not be able to afford any hospitals.

For me, autonomous vehicle is the ONLY viable way to get what we all really want.

Theresa May: Right, THIS time we're getting the Snoopers' Charter in

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Dear El Reg

Please organise a petition. I reckon this readership understand the implications.

New EU security strategy: Sod cyber terrorism, BAN ENCRYPTION

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Re: Deactivated @ David H

Interesting argument. I had an armed robbery at my workplace involving a sawn off double barrel shotgun. After the event, one of the other staff scoffed that it had been a replica.

When you're unarmed and looking down the barrel of a gun held by a shouting lunatic, there is absolutely no way thoughts about whether the gun is real will enter your head.

Apple Watch: Exactly how many vids does it take to teach a fanboi to tell the time?

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the only quote he could offer was "where's my bloody watch?"

It's not a watch.

Microsoft: Profit DECIMATED because you people aren't buying PCs

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You did what?

I tried this myself - shunt a user over to Mac in the hope that would end the support questions.

Trust me, it's not that easy.

It's official: David Brents are the weakest link in phishing attacks

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Re: People click on links in "unknown" emails???

Much as it pains me at times...if users weren't retards I'd be out of a job.

NatWest and RBS' mobile banking apps go TITSUP

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Oh come on now

The app was down for me this morning. I shrugged, gave it half an hour and tried again and it was back. In terms of just how much more difficult this made my life the dog vomiting on the sofa during the night far outshone this hiccup.

Google has tested its speedy QUIC internet protocol on YOU – and the early results are in

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Re: Decrease page load times by A WHOLE SECOND!

OK, I searched for some data and here's some. 2012, 1.2 trillion Google searches. Obviously that's a tiny proportion of the number of internet page loads in that year, but even that number, improved by one second each equals 38000 years of time saved.

Obviously, individually none of us can feel that time being saved. That doesn't mean it isn't real.

Google: Give us cash or we'll poke YouTube ads into your eyeballs

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Also...

Subscribers can watch offline. I don't pay for a big data allowance, so having playlists of pretty much anything I fancy to play in the car suits me. I'm on the music beta.

If it's £10 or less for this new doohickey, I'll be signing up. Hate ADs, but too guilt ridden to use Adblock - the channels I watch put in lots of effort to create top quality stuff. Supposedly the Green brothers (for instance) have spent $4m on production and achieved only $2m in AD revenue.

Virgin Media goes TITSUP, RUINS Tuesday evening

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Re: Service went down, then it was brought back up again. @peshman

I hear the rage, and understand the frustration.

It does, however, occur to me that a Reg reader ought to understand that while outages are generally rare, they do happen.

And for another thing, were Virgin to hire enough staff to handle calls in the event of a system wide outage occurring at any given time, they would be charging you a heck of a lot more.

Feels odd defending this company, because I hate them. With a passion.

AT&T, Verizon and telco pals file lawsuit to KILL net neutrality FOREVER

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Indeed...

...but try watching his more recent output. HBO decided he's for US citizens only and geo blocked everyone else. Which is a shame as I rather enjoy his stuff.

Twitch stitch-up: Gaming vid streamers in data breach hack alert

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Still, annoying for those people who use Twitch...

Indeed. Just got the email and came here first to see whether it was just me. Apparently not eh?

Complaints against ISPs and mobe firms are up by a fifth — reports

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John Lewis? An ISP?

Possibly over nit-picky of me, but I'm under the impression there are 2 ISP's in the UK - Openreach & NTL. Which to the punter appear as BT & Virgin. Everything else is a brand name tagged onto one of these networks isn't it?

Shove off, ugly folk, says site for people who love themselves

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Can you put the original picture back?

I wasn't quite finished.

The BBC wants to slap a TAX on EVERYONE in BLIGHTY

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I like the BEEB

National treasure. Would like to keep it. Don't mind paying for it either.

I do not think people who don't want it should have to pay for it though. That's mad.

NO ONE is making money from YouTube, even Google – report

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No mention of AdBlock in the article

I wonder how much that eats into their revenues. I'm frankly amazed they haven't (apparently) yet taken any action to prevent Ad blocking.

I've watched the Feynman lectures on YouTube and not too sure how easily I'd have been able to enjoy them without it. I'm aware some people watch videos of cats falling out of trees, but that doesn't mean I have to as well.

STOP! Pebble Time: New color watch clocks up $5m on Kickstarter

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Re: Meh...

Er, just saying. 100M water resistant doesn't mean you can submerge something to that depth and expect it to survive. Water resistance is quoted based on lab conditions. In the real world water is moving about and it makes quite a difference.

Apple design don Jony Ive: Build-your-own phone is BOLLOCKS

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Re: Ive is a designer?

I'd have to agree. Manufacturers tend to do the finished design you end up with as they have to work out how to make the actual components required to make something work look as close to what the guy with the crayons sent them.

And anyway, a designer bemoaning users doing the design and removing him from the equation? Not really surprising his crayons got thrown out of the pram at that thought.

Governments beg Twitter for more data; network offers birdcage droppings

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Is it just me? I think it's just me.

I honestly thought you had to have something called a "warrant" issued by something called a "judge" before demanding information from a private company or individual. If the warrant was issued, the harbinger of the data had to give it up or face prosecution.

It sounds like what happens here is governments are asking for data "just because we're curious" rather than via any legal reason, and Twitter is deciding what they can have and what they can't. That means Twitter is in charge. Not too sure I like it.

Google forced to – wah! – OBEY the LAW with privacy policy tweaks

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I still think...

...it was a good idea to have a short single page of terms people might actually read, rather than a 200 page legal document that no-one will read.

Care.data refuseniks will be DENIED CANCER SCREENING invites

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Re: require a whole new system

While I agree the NHS needs a computer system that works (which they don't) the last people I would trust to buy such a system is the NHS itself. In fact I'm not sure who I would trust to make that buying decision.

Tat bazaar eBay confirms: THOUSANDS of workers will be AXED

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Re: Large singer required?

I am (or at least work for) a business trader. Go back 6 years and most of what we did was eBay. Today? There's no money to be made on eBay - we just use it for clearing old stock. If I was running the place we'd have closed our eBay account 3 years ago or at least restricted it to selling broken tat.

To put it in perspective, for 2014 just shy of 10000 orders through eBay, the majority at break even or a loss vs 20000 through Amazon and even with their charges, we made money on the vast majority.

Free Windows 10 could mean the END for Microsoft and the PC biz

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If Win7 is "OK" till 2020

Then there's absolutely no point offering me Windows 10 for any price, including free. I'm not about to change an operating system that's stable and works well on 20 client machines just because one with a bigger number in it is available.

The cost of upgrading from XP, which had essentially nothing wrong with it is still stinging.

Go Canada: Now ILLEGAL to auto-update software without 'consent'

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So...does this mean

That "Install the Yahoo! Toolbar" checkbox will be unticked by default for Adobe's updates?

Broadband isn't broadband unless it's 25Mbps, mulls FCC boss

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Re: 4Mbps down and 1Mbps up

Aye - I'd be more interested in some semblance of reality in the description of the "product" I'm paying for. Virgin says I get 30Mb down. I've NEVER seen as much as 10.

Analogy time again. If I bought a Kilo of sugar and the package contained less than 333 grams I'd have reasonable grounds to complain.

Fujitsu CTO: We'll be 3D-printing tech execs in 15 years

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Re: not until after a long, long, *long* period of mixed autonomous/manual traffic

I seriously doubt that. Once autonomous vehicles are available, the insurance premiums for them will be tiny. In a short period of time, possibly less than 5 years the cost to insure a manually operated vehicle will sky rocket to the point virtually no-one can afford it. Unless you and I have a different interpretation of *long* periods of time.

I also doubt autonomous vehicles will get extensive (meaning costly) extra development to be able to cover rare situations. Autonomous cars do not need to be perfect. They just need to be better than humans and that's not all that hard. It's a powerful message to be able to say you saved 20000 lives. To spend an extra few million in development to maybe save 20001 just isn't something that happens in the real world.

Google's first stab at control-free ROBOT car rolls off the line

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Re: I for one.....

I'm glad to hear it's not just me who wants one. I spend a lot of time picking up my "children" from pubs & parties. The idea of simply sending the car to get them...freaking awesome.

The parking at my property is atrocious. The idea I can disembark at my front door and let the damn car go and park itself...more freaking awesome.

I like driving, but not all driving.

'Google catches us in an invisible web of our personal data without telling us'

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Re: Not just google

It's called retargetting. Company I work at uses it. Customers do complain sometimes at how our advertisements "haunt" them as they traverse other websites. I agree, it's creepy.

'Why do Register readers get so frothy-mouthed?' Thus started WW3

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The comments section is mostly why I'm here

There are some proper nobs posting inaccurate, misleading and worst of all technically incorrect stuff. There are also, however, a goodly number of knowledgeable, open minded folk. On several occasions what appeared to be an off the cuff comment on the part of the writer pointed me towards problems I hadn't even realised were problems and just how to go about fixing them.

4.2 is the answer to life, the universe and the Internet of Everything

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Re: only two or three feet..

My BT headset advertises 7m. I've walked out of my office, downstairs, through the downstairs office and well into our warehouse and it's still connected. A distance of well over 30m and through 1 floor and 3 walls.

Sacre vache! Netflix ne parle pas le Frenchy ... zat is against ze LAW

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Re: T&Cs

That's what occurred to me. I have a Netflix account. I pay them a fiver each month and I watch stuff. I assume there are some terms somewhere but I never looked. I know if I do I'll just see a bunch of reasons why I shouldn't use the service. Can't do that until I've finished Dexter at minimum.

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