* Posts by Hoppy

11 posts • joined 13 Jan 2014

BT pushes ahead with plans to switch off telephone network

Hoppy

Yeah right

They cant even get me above 352kbs let along voip so good luck with that.

I was going to entitle this T*ssers but decided not to :)

UK.gov pushes ahead with legal right to 10Mbps

Hoppy

Still Stuck on 448 up and 352 down Kbpc

1 meg would be nice ( just inside Exmoor)

Car trouble: Keyless and lockless is no match for brainless

Hoppy

Therein lies madness.

A proper doffed cap for the nod to the mighty Suggs and co :)

Boss visited the night shift and found a car in the data centre

Hoppy

Cheese

When asked got the answer. "Its my best eating cheese" so that was good enough.

You may not have noticed, but 'superfast' broadband is available to 94% of Blighty

Hoppy

10mps if only

I would kill for even 2mb at my place of work. I do admit its in Exmoor but not that far in and we are routinely getting 0.33mb. I suspect t will take 30 seconds to post this lol

Nerd Klaxon: Barbican to host Science Fiction exhibition this summer

Hoppy

Nerd Klaxon

The simple headline "Nerd Klaxon" How very dare you, you made me drop my light saber.

Google literally dangles its new dongle in front of gasping TV audiences

Hoppy

Re: hmnn

Blue Tack, (Other brands are available)

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El Reg Redesign - leave your comment here.

Hoppy

Re: ARGGGGGGGGGGGH!

Its dreadful.

Like Jamie I had to check I had the correct version of site I thought I had loaded the one for idiots,

"Pics at the top of nearly all stories - visual is good, right?" NO it bloody well isn't. I suspect most of your readers are literate and can understand the meaning of an article quite well with out requiring pictures. Although I do forget what a mouse is or struggle to visualise a switch without some form of memory jogger.

That's not including any comments re fixed width etc. that my fellow posters have covered.

We (the readers) are not fools and I suspect will dislike the "new and improved" style immensely.

Oh yes while I'm posting- Please bring back the carousel. It was probably the most endearing feature of the front page bringing articles I mas have otherwise missed to my attention..

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