* Posts by AMBxx

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Google sours on legacy G Suite freeloaders, demands fee or flee

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Cloudflare are offering a service to redirect custom email domains to 'other' domains - 'Cloudflare Email Routing'. It's still in beta and you have to apply to join. I've just been accepted, but not had chance to take a proper look yet.

Could be a useful solution to the gmail problem?

Billionaires see wealth double during pandemic as tech bros lead the charge

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Mushroom

You could take Oxfam's solution - take the money but only give it to the poor people who are willing to be raped by Oxfam employees.

Bug in WebKit's IndexedDB implementation makes Safari 15 leak Google account info... and more

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Re: Webkit...

Worryingly, the people commenting on The Register are better informed in these matters than the rest of the population, but still think don't understand the difference between the rendering engine and the browser UI.

Tesla Full Self-Driving videos prompt California's DMV to rethink policy on accidents

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Re: ROAD SIGNS

There is, or was, an interesting exhibit in one of the London museums about the original road signs. Sans-serif and normal case were indeed found to be best.

A moment of tension as the James Webb Space Telescope stretches sunshield on way to L2 destination

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Coat

Re: Yep...

I was always told it was thumb end to first joint, not the whole thumb.

Judging by the down-votes, I guess I was told wrong!

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Re: Yep...

That's how the imperial system started. 1inch = thumb length, foot = wrist to elbow, yard = stride length. In that sense, it makes more sense for day to day use than metric.

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You have to smile that the dimensions in metric are to 3 decimal places (1mm) whereas the imperial are to 6 inches!

I have a 6 inch post driver. Being in the UK, it has to be sold in metric measures - mm to 5 decimal places.

Theranos CEO Elizabeth Holmes found guilty of fraud: Blood-testing machines were vapourware after all

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Holmes

Re: Sentencing will be interesting

One to add to my reading list. I seem to always give the benefit of the doubt - business started off honestly, things got big, stuff went wrong, then the deception started. Look forward to finding out if I'm right.

It's your Loki day: The Reg takes Elementary OS Jólnir for a quick test drive

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Re: General question

Yes, on my computers. Problem being the dozens of customer servers where I really can't start mucking about with any settings,

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General question

Does anybody like this file explorer idea of having a few really BIG folders? I much prefer being able to see everything rather than scrolling around big pictures. Windows is the worst offender, but this looks bad too.

Log4j doesn't just blow a hole in your servers, it's reopening that can of worms: Is Big Biz exploiting open source?

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Megaphone

Re: Licences

>>> I have no expectation of making money off them.

Can your users have any expectation that problems will be fixed? That's the nub of the problem

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Joke

Re: Don't forget the other bugs introduced by copy-n-paste software

That's just for 'Hello World'!

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Re: Don't forget the other bugs introduced by copy-n-paste software

Modern software development is a 'house of cards'. Dependencies are multiple levels deep, there's no way to keep track of what's happening under the covers.

I checked an application running on Tomcat yesterday as part of these problems. It was using the older 1.x version of Log4j so not affected. However, there were dozens of copies of the jar file scattered all over the place.

This is no way to write maintainable software. Time for a rethink on all these frameworks and plugins.

Thought NHS Digital's wind-down meant it would stop writing cheques? Silly you. It's gone on an IT buying spree

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They write cheques to buy fax machines...

MySQL a 'pretty poor database' says departing Oracle engineer

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Re: There is no reason not to choose Postgres

I'm a fairly recent convert to Postgres, though I've been aware of it for years. Most of my work is in MS SQL with bits in MySQL.

What's surprised me is how Postgres views Oracle as their target, not MySQL.

I just wish that when I created a view that Postgres would keep my definition with all its comments.

Don't get me started on not being able to modify a view because of dependencies. Drives me nuts.

Beijing wants to level up China's software industry, with an emphasis on FOSS

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Re: Deepin

I'm currently attending a Postgres online conference. I was surprise to see Huawei on the list of contributors. Surprised that this hasn't been picked up in government quarters.

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Wow!

>> just doesn't value software or intellectual property.

I wonder who they blame for that!!

Can Rust save the planet? Why, and why not

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Your C skills will still be usable long after we've all forgotten Rust existed.

Waiting for the next flavour of the day to arrive...

UK and Ireland S/4HANA migrations accelerated during 2021 COVID-19 lockdowns, figures reveal

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Bad stats alert

>>26 per cent of organisations are now using SAP S/4HANA compared with 16 per cent last year

That could be caused by one of two thing - either an increase in the number of S/4HANA users or a shift from SAP to 'other brand of ERP'.

Probably a mixture of the two, would be interesting to know the real numbers.

Kremlin names the internet giants it will kidnap the Russian staff of if they don't play ball in future

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Unhappy

Re: Russia is gone

I sort of miss the 'proper' cold war. Life was so simple - 'West = good', 'Russia = bad', 'China = nobody knows what they're doing'.

Apart from a few 'useful idiots', everyone was in agreement.

Rust dust-up as entire moderation team resigns. Why? They won't really say

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Re: If it's important enough to resign

How many moderators do they need? If it's more than a handful, they have bigger problems.

Replaced several times but still live and kicking: Windows Forms updated for .NET 6.0

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Joke

Re: Code like it's 1992!

Frontpage was great!!!!!

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Missed opportunity

It always seemed such a missed opportunity that we weren't able to design web applications using the windows form designer and have some magic in the background fix all the annoying formatting issues associated with HTML.

That time has passed...

Munich mk2? Germany's Schleswig-Holstein plans to switch 25,000 PCs to LibreOffice

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Not saving money?

Seems like a lot of effort to achieve zero savings. Who's getting the money? The advisors?

Server errors plague app used by Tesla drivers to unlock their MuskMobiles

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Facepalm

Maybe you don't use a key, but I bet that if you stop your car in the middle of nowhere that whatever you used to start the car will restart it.

You leave home using just your phone to start your car. Park somewhere with no mobiile signal. You're stranded unless you brought one of the other methods of starting your car.

Dreadful design.

Future of the three NHS bodies managing health tech in doubt after £2.1bn cash injection

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Paris Hilton

Re: Has yet to produce a business plan

The NHS is perfect. Problems can only be due to underfunding or government incompetence.

Repeat that 10 times every morning.

Even Paris could manage money better.

In the '80s, spaceflight sim Elite was nothing short of magic. The annotated source code shows how it was done

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TXA, TYA

I'd forgotten the constant need to transfer the values of X and Y to the accumulator to do any work at all!

Thanks for the memories.

What do you mean, 'Microsoft doesn't care about Windows on Arm'? Here's a cheap, underpowered test rig

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Re: Existing WoA hardware

Now you've started a whole thread for old gits like me who miss their old Windows phones.

My 950XL and 1020 are fond memories. Until this year, I was using my 520 as a wifi access point. Sadly, where I need to use it only has 4G now, so it's back in the drawer.

Swiss lab's rooftop demo shows sunlight and air can make fuel

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Joke

Perhaps

Could we use this to power a cold fusion reactor?

Another 100 space tourists buy a ride from Virgin Galactic: $25k of that ticket deposit is 'non-refundable'

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Headmaster

Re: Don't you have to go into space in order to be an astronaut?

You don't need to earn that much to be in the top 1%. Somewhere around £150k this year. About 5% of us will manage that at some point (income varies annually). I managed it first in my early 30s. In about 5 of the last 20 years too - I have a very variable income.

These spaceflights are for the top 1% of the top 1% - a whole different sphere to operate in.

Super-rare wooden Apple 1 hand built by Jobs and Wozniak goes to auction

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I'm not convinced that profit is the motive. Someone spending this much on something with so little intrinsic value is more interested in the ownership. Chances are they have plenty of money already and aren't interested in a relatively small 5 figure increase in value.

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My household is 'Apple free', but I'd still like to own this. Just to have a piece of history. Just a shame about the price!

Reg scribe spends 80 hours in actual metaverse … and plans to keep visiting

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Re: Second Life

I guess this is what happens to your after 18 years in 2nd life!

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Re: What? What flight sim people are doing for ages?

Flight Sims have the same demands on your body as flying a plane - you sit in a comfy chair looking at screens for hours on end.

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Second Life

Is 2nd Life still going? This appears to be the same thing with better graphics.

Kyndryl spins out of IBM, stock starts trading on NYSE – and shares tumble

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Re: Why the Y?

It's a vowel in Welsh. Sadly, no X or Z, so hopeless for technology names,

Yahoo! shuts! down! last! China! operations! as! doing! business! becomes! 'increasingly challenging'!

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FTFY:

That! thing! with! exclamation! points! after! every! word! of! the! title! of! a! Yahoo! item! is! really! getting! old!

Get ready for full holograms and 6G while living in the metaverse, says Samsung

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WTF?

Bingo!

Every recent buzzword is in there.

UK schools slap a hold on facial scanning of children amid fierce criticism

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Re: "intended to speed up the delivery of lunches from an average of 25 seconds to five"

You're assuming that the food provided by the schools would be nutritious...

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Re: Won’t somebody think of the children!?

Looks like we were both downvoted by the same person - get a sense of humour!

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Re: Won’t somebody think of the children!?

Just embed a GPS chip into everyone at birth - saves a lot of bother!!

Developers offered browser-based fun in VSCode.dev and Java action in Visual Studio Code

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Alert

Internet Explorer

That's just cruel.

Ancient with a dash of modern: We joined the Royal Navy to find there's little new in naval navigation

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Re: "It's probably 20 times as much planning to execution."

Imagine if we had a more 'agile' Navy!!

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Thank you

Thank you, The Register. I've really enjoyed these articles.

Is that a meteor crashing to Earth? No, it's Chromebook makers coming back to reality

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Software update incoming

That should stop stuff working and drive upgrades.

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Re: A plan to boost sales

No Z, Q, X (crap for scrabble), so easy enough to swap a few keys. The extra letters are stuff like 'ch' so not really extras.

Bore da.

I'm diabetic. I'd rather risk my shared health data being stolen than a double amputation

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FAIL

Re: Respectfully

No such thing as genuinely anonymous health data. We all have a unique breadcrumb trail. If even part of that is public, we can easily be identified within the anonymous data.

This is what converted David Davis to the data protection cause - his health data is easily identified as he is one of very few people to have broken their nose 5 times. No reason to hide the nose breaking, but who knows what else is in his health record that he'd want to keep private.

Android OS vendor variants transmit data with no opt-out

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Childcatcher

Blockers?

I have Blokado running on my phone. Seems to block plenty, but does anyone know if this stuff has a workaround to still send data?

Instagram is testing feature that tells panicking users the service is broken again

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Re: Seems to me that there's an obvious flaw in this plan

Twitter is pretty good for notifications! Not sure Z will go for that though.

Australian PM and Deputy threaten Facebook and Twitter with defamation liability for users' posts

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Joke

Re: Unintended consequences

You're obviously an idiot.

Your turn :)