* Posts by Daggerchild

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HTC 10: Flagship goes full Google – but the hardware's top notch

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Re: Yet another landfill flagship

There are things called 'external battery packs' and 'car chargers'.

And when my unreplaceable battery failed to hold charge, it ended up chained to them for the rest of its life. They don't use that battery shape anymore. Replacing with a Chinese copy didn't work.

The next model up had an unremovable SIM..

NASA gives blacked-out Kepler space 'scope the kiss of life

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Re: "...after an unexplained fault..."

"No it was just Windows Update."

Hah - An uninvited Windows 10 trying to force its way up the link. Should only paralyse communications for a few weeks before slipping popups into random images telling the Universe how awesome it is.

Google ads probe blow

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Re: This case is all about Google trying to keep incriminating documents secret

Yup, it's definitely that simple and nothing to do with all that lovely money they saw that other guy get. Google are always completely evil and the American legal system is never used as an expensive blackmail tool.

What happens when you show the US ads from Canadian companies for drugs that are legal in Canada?

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Re: Maybe Google should "strike"

Ooh - interesting point. At what point does Google become an 'essential service' and they lose control over when and to whom they must provide it?

Maybe they can be strapped into the same rack as the Health and the Education system, where you realise you can torture them to your heart's content and all they can do in return is try and endure it. *MWUhahahahaaaaaaaa*

Google cloud TITSUP

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HOUR long? Pfah! Amateurs.

The Symantec(/Messaglabs) Cloud user control console has been dead for about a DAY now. Database on fire. Users blind. Unicorns screaming, popcorn everywhere!

https://clients.messagelabs.com/

Google to admins: We'll tell you when your network is pwned

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Re: something seems off

Oh for God's sake..

"Here is a box of the latest pathogens that will try and attack you" - "Aha, maybe that's what you WANT me to think!"

I don't want to live in this Internet anymore.

Google's dream city isn't a new idea

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Yo Ho Ho and *HeEURGh*

I expected the first synthetic cities to be sea based as it would be easier to sort out the legal issues (although seeing the amount of **** they stirred up just with those empty barges..).

Lots of fun engineering problems there. It's hard to rezone city chunks as the city grows, but with a floating segmented city..

"Sire, quadrant 43 voted for Trump.."

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That's probably the plan - their existence seems to be distending San Francisco real estate prices and making their home a cauldron of resentment. It's a Googlescale solution to a Google scale problem.

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Re: How long...

It would try and keep it alive throwing more and resources and thought at it until it was no longer be able to deny that engineering just can't solve some problems, whereupon they'd have an internal existential crisis and some employees would have mental breakdowns.

It would be really fun to watch, and I don't mean that from a malignant f***-Google standpoint either. The juncture between the the Ordered Solution and the Chaotic Solution is possibly the richest seam of wisdom humanity could ever research, and can is ever be mined by shutting up, rolling up the sleeves and putting your money where your mouth is.

I just wish people would stop stabbing each other because the hatefire and bloodsplatter is making it really hard to see what's going on here.

Apple's fruitless rootless security broken by code that fits in a tweet

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The tree that flew.

What do you trust when you do not trust your own roots?

A tree graph that sheds more and more power further from its root is a human-understandable model. Are there any others?

Will humans ever stop running stupid stuff in God-mode unnecessarily just because it was simpler than sorting perms?

Microsoft did Nazi that coming: Teen girl chatbot turns into Hitler-loving sex troll in hours

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Re: Well it proves ...

I used to torture markov-chain-parser chat bots like this, about 15 years ago, trying to teach them the joy of massively recursing sentence components.

I hope Microsoft were trying something more advanced than one of those, but it doesn't actually look like it.

It all smacks a little too deperately of "Please notice me! *BSOD* I.. I'm sure I can do AI too!... *BSOD*"

Okay IT pros, change happens. But here's your Reg guide to staying in control

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Re: That's all great but..

Heh - I see the opposite problem : changes that 'must' be done out of hours that should be done in hours.

Tweak a complicated thing at midnight that causes ripples. Nobody sees any problems (or they see problems that could be instantly fixed by someone who went home hours ago).

Workers then come in in the morning and find some things have been subtly broken for several hours that they would have noticed instantly in hours reducing the damage.

Hand in glove: Google and the US State Dept

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Polarisation filters

Here's a cruel thought experiment:

If we were in a Universe where Google were actually Not Evil (for your own personal definition of Not Evil), what would have to have changed in the data the article is based on? What is it in the data that cannot be Not Evil?

Google tries to run from flailing robotics arm

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Mushroom

If the Internet has taught us anything, it's that 'people' are incapable of 'genuinely valuable, open conversation.'. The subject is emotive. The conversation half-life before decaying into factions will be short. It would require significant cooling and many carbon-based moderators to control the reaction.

Millions menaced as ransomware-smuggling ads pollute top websites

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WCPGW

I remember, many years ago, the suggestion that I take my efficient, fast, securely operating website and make unknown amounts of it come from some people I'd never met who are only interested in money..

I think all managers need to have a bronze plaque installed on their office wall for every time they ignore warnings and order a previously workable solution to install flaws. One plaque for each time the flaw breaks it. Two for each time they complain it's broken.

What are you doing to spot a breach?

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Symbiosis

Why would I want to stop them? They're the only reason the network has stayed up and competitor-free.

Easter Islanders didn't commit 'ecocide' after all, says archaeologist

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Re: Orlowski can't even get basic facts correct

That may or may not be true, but I enjoy his articles more than yours
So many problems, so sweetly summarised. We corrode.

Women devs – want your pull requests accepted? Just don't tell anyone you're a girl

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Re: Transparency doesn't matter

Best coder I ever knew was a giggly little 5 foot thing with a huge uncontrollable grin.

And when she switched to code mode, she produced things with clean flat sides that very politely declined to even entertain the possibility of having flaws. Made my job as her tester a boring nightmare. (And I'd made such evil, evil tests too..)

A colleague went on holiday and I found he'd not read the spec properly, and a deadline was coming up, and our little lady had to step in, grumbled a little, then replaced all of his work in a frankly improperly short amount of time..

Yeah, on average I would actually say ladycode is probably superior.

Amazon launches Lumberyard beta, a free gaming engine, but there is a catch

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The thing that saddens me greatly is when the conditions involve not being allowed to do things that they can't imagine.

The unfortunate thing about pushing out the boundaries of the possible, is that your workplace is by necessity far away from the centre of expectation, and beyond a certain distance from 'the average' (cursed be its name) people actively start regarding you as 'inconvenient' and you start hearing 'why can't you just be like everyone else, why do you have to be awkward?', and you get that sinking feeling again.

Health Secretary promises NHS £4.2bn to go 'digital'

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Down in one!

I for one hope they don't spend the money on another attempt to solve the problem.

I hope they spend the money on an attempt to define the problem. With a clean understanding, and defined requirements, they could set up a decent staging post for the armies of order. They can then get competing implementations. Maybe work out if they need further staging posts. No way will this expedition work in one shot.

That and a sacrificial prototype implementation to find out how badly they collected the requirements...

Brit spies want rights to wiretap and snoop on US companies' servers

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Rings a bell

Don't we already have some 'reciprocal' deals with the US, where the US gets something from the UK and in return the UK gets to ask the US to pretty please honour its side of the bargain?

College kids sue Google for 'spying' on them with Apps for Education

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Re: Normally I hate the lawsuit mentality

"Your post shows some fundamental misunderstandings about how Ads platforms work ... sites then sell this data to arbitrary third parties ..."

*puts on "That Person" T-shirt* - *puts on blindfold* - *smokes cigarette*

But.. Google sell the advertisers to the data, not the data to the advertisers, or otherwise someone who wanted to screw Google would have already acquired this data and waved it around as proof. Did nobody notice that silence?

"Doesn't sound as harmless put like that does it?"

Try blueballing a lynchmob sometime.

Little warning: Deleting the wrong files may brick your Linux PC

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Wanted: Lost Jumper

Last seen, ancient motherboards. When worn, would protect your core BIOS from being overwritten.

Also missing, rewriteable boot media with physical readonly switch.

Security vs convenience + saving a few pennies on the bill of materials : No Contest.

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Re: Danger of rm -rf

Colleague had a server hacked and trashed via rm -rf /. Colleague still had a shell open on it. And a readonly NFS mount. Which they used to remotely reconstruct the system.

Two-thirds of Android users vulnerable to web history sniff ransomware

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Re: Bit unfair blaming Google

"If the system were more modular, then they would be able to update most of it, and what was left would be hardware specific and down to the manufacturers"

It is modular. Including the predefined API to the hardware libraries. Modular doesn't save you. Ask yourself why people use linux Distributions when all of the components are obviously completely independent and individually updatable.

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Wait.. you can do *what*?

Windows uses Ctrl-Alt-Delete to summon a window that no program can overlay, because that is *exactly* what people were doing. Fake lockscreens trivially acquired the user's passwords, with no way of telling it was fake.

These tricks are *ancient*. I thought all windowing systems knew kids did this. Jesus, Android, you should be ashamed of yourself. Authentication/Authorisation interaction has always required a controlled environment.

Wikipedia board stands by new ex-Googler appointee

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WTF?

Strange hollow noise..

There has to be something missing here. This can't all be because he *didn't* poach Apple/Intel engineers when he was at Google, can it?

Isn't there anyone attesting to him personally being a sleazeball, or to any slimy decisions he's started to make in his new job? He must have done something else as well to back all this up, surely.

Five reasons why the Google tax deal is imploding

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Re: So are they breaking the law or not?

The government should just give up and ask Google how to fix the tax laws. They obviously know them better, and have the brains, data, time and tech.

The funny thing? Google would probably, actually, genuinely, try and fix the tax laws, because at this stage of their development, they really do still like fixing things.

New articles no longer visible without scrolling. Erm..

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Re: New articles no longer visible without scrolling. Erm..

It's back. It's 970x250

alt="Accelerating productivity. 7 out of 10 of the world’s largest companies use Hewlett Packard Enterprise Mobility Solutions. Learn more. Accelerating next. Hewlett Packard Enterprise."

Bye bye all new front page articles again. And its javascript is SO heavy that the title bar plus sidebar grinding their many images to do its dancing numbers' pretty animations actually hurts my work PC.

Adblock?

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Re: New articles no longer visible without scrolling. Erm..

To emphasise, I mean not visible unless you scroll/page down after it's finished rendering. 1280x1024, firefoxish thing.

The huge ad has wandered off now, so I can now see three stories on the full screen front page again. Bigger desktop at home can get half of the next three as well.

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New articles no longer visible without scrolling. Erm..

Full screen browser. http://www.theregister.co.uk/

Visible: One huge ad. One huge picture. Pictured article link. Top 3 articles in sidebar.

Not visible: Anything else, not even the latest articles.

???

New Forum Wishlist - but read roadmap first

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Re: Feature request: Mod rejection reason

Last couple of rejections are a conundrum. Forbidden from highlighting a source negatively, yet to all available data, the source genuinely *is* negative (to put it very mildly). I thought I could call the spade a spade.

I again don't know what aspect caused the rejections. Is there any way to phrase a 'be aware - manipulative source' (not journo, not article) to get it past moderation?

(Not comfortable with Reg glossing over their long reputation, then muffling comments highlighting it. That piper isn't playing that tune for our benefit, and you really shouldn't pull us into their dance without warning us.)

Never mind the patent trolls. Here's a riddle: What about the inventors?

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Predator. Prey.

To solve large problems you will need powerful tools. Birthing such power attracts predators. The predators are experienced in combat and highly evolved. The prey is not, and cannot even run.

China has meshed networks of maker-peers who conceive, invent and sell first and worry about IP laws later. The future can only be theirs. Our peering links instead expose inventors to claims of copying IP. *sigh*

If I ever write some of the things I want to invent, I'll probably need to start them behind Tor if I want to finish them.

Learn you Func Prog on five minute quick!

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Re: Rule 3: Functions should be curried.

Fun fact - A regexp is a functional programming construct.

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I'll throw Mercury on the pile. Syntax gives the compiler enough grip to do compilery things usually only reserved for imperative languages.

No mention of Prolog?

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Isn't Perl 6 slated to have FP things? That would be sufficiently warped to interest me.

Thinking of buying a Surface? Try a modular OLED Thinkpad first

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Re: Yum

relatively few people would choose to use phones and Kindle sized devices as full fat "productivity" clients
You saying there isn't a market for *conveniently* portable productivity devices? Having to carry a laptop bag when I used to just carry a Psion 5MX is still stupid. It's weird to be downvoted for pointing this out. I'm not fussed whether the Thinkpad shrinks, or the Tab 2 grows a detachable MS Wedge. Human handsize/coat pocket size/number of hands won't be changing.
Well, it doesn't not make you a monster, if that's OK with you
Boolean table error: 'not not make you' detected - 'not make you not' assumed. Deploying unknown un-gnomes.

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Re: Yum

What did I just step on there, and how?

You want full fat Windows on a six inch screen...
Er, do I? Why?
Presumably the dearth of PC tablets with a six inch screen reflects the small number of people with hawk-like vision
*points at your phone*. *points at your kindle*.

My 10" laptop lives in a house with a desktop, and it's too big to coat-carry, so it's not getting used. I need something smaller. Does that make me a monster?

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Yum

Looks nice, but until they're the size of a Kindle I can't carry them with me so I don't want them.

Why is there a market void around the gravestone of the Psion 5MX? It's still the benchmark for that form factor and that's insane.

Strict new EU data protection rules formally adopted by MEPs

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Law of unintended consequences

This should be fun. The Google pinata law is Go. Unfortunately Google can actually handle its data, though they'll definitely have to leave a limb behind. Facebook will be apoplectic that they'll have to allow user data export. Good.

Enforced data export fluidity might be an problem where finding and cleaning the data is the point of the business. Everyone's definitely going to get 'informed consent' fatigue. Cookie banners on steroids that must actively prevent you entering until you agree. Will sites be usable by those who decline? Incognito browsing will bloom barriers every .. single .. time.. and God help you if you're a bot.

But really, this is just a big glorified beta test, and it's going to get very grating for all parties over the next few years, with other nations taking note/advantage. Nobody will get this right for decades.

Bungled storage upgrade led to Google cloud brownout

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Re: Eternal Beta

Still, "I'm going to delete these things because nothing should be using them" differs in an important way from "I'm going to delete these things because nothing is using them". Bad techie. No biscuit.

Optimism is a bad property to have in a sysadmin.

'Powerful blast' at Glasgow City Council data centre prompts IT meltdown

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"Thank you for buying this Blammo!(TM) fire suppressant system. You can now absolutely guarantee that fire will not be the cause of any future service outages!"

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Star Wars Special Editions

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"Pray I don't alter it further"

Good selection of the changes the editions flip flopped through over the ages. There are way more than anyone thought...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p9ozSFOMQY

And here's 5 hours of Darth Vader Yule Log. Naturally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVJzibVS2YM

Windows' authentication 'flaw' exposed in detail

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Re: Well, Ain't that dandy!

"The connection here is completely lost on me"

Same vein. Mindspace neighbours. They were argued by the same people in the same places with the same mindset with the same justifications.

"a little too debatable for your rhetorical needs and so you needed to hitch your argument onto a more blatant straw man."

Interestingly violent labelgun reaction to an observed truth. So, "F00" vs "foo", and hardware clock/OS DST parity - where do you stand?

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Re: Well, Ain't that dandy!

"But it doesn't. Not to Windows, not to OSX, not to any common Linux distribution"

This argument is old and dusty, and where one was argued the other was argued, and yes, Windows most certainly did this, as my GMT dual-boot Linux repeatedly attested.

Yesterday I *genuinely* caught someone accidentally changing something to use an O instead of a 0. They were annoyed. Why does it matter?!

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Re: Well, Ain't that dandy!

D.A.M.> Apparently Case Insensitivity in systems is good and right, in the same vein that setting the localtime into the hardware clock during DST changes is also practical and sensible.

ASCII @dventure game NetHack gets first upgrade in ten years

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Irony

The slightly perverse thing is that, multiple times while playing the latest greatest GPU melting games, I've fervently wished that I could just replace some of the motion captured high polygon textured anti-aliased objects (in their latest fetching shade of Realism Brown), with a minimal blip signifying all of their inherent meaningful data (i.e usually almost none). I pine for Mechwarrior's tactical wireframe display mode.

The lump of grey jelly in my skull has to use dedicated hardware to filter out all that expensive noise to do just that, and in the days they cut out this middleware you could hit the player with massive amounts of pure metadata and make a really satisfying game cheaply. Yum.

Never played much nethack (nettrek tho..). My wizards kitten went splat at the bottom of a pit-trap, after obediently following its master, and my dwarf starved to death by spending too much time mining for gems :-)

14 strikes and you’re out. Or not. Emails reveal how Cox lost Safe Harbor

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Burdens

I'm curious about the abusability of the mechanism : they must terminate repeat abusers, but who establishes the guilt or innocence in the claim? Cox disregarded as much as they could, which is obviously off one end of the spectrum, but where is the line and who draws it?

Can you push a person off the Internet just using weight of accusation alone?

Grow up, judge tells EFF: You’re worse than a complaining child

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Hello Anonymous Coward. No, the Internet isn't breaking. Have a nice day.

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Hate-painting the EFF weakens one of the few remaining *active* defenders people have here.

There is a big, important DMCA safe harbour fight with nasty implications going on here, and every other journalist leads with that. It's not even mentioned here. The important thing is that the Judge hated something the author hates because Google (actually, seriously).

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