Posts by Yugguy

Sweet.

Even clearer porn.

Er, that is what all this technology is for isn't it?

No. Piss off. We work too much already. I'm having a holiday. And my phone will be OFF.

I love the fact that these days, no review of a smartphone ever asks the basic question, does it still get a chuffing mobile signal. Can I make a bloody phone call on it?

Spies in "Did some spying" shocker.

Awww. They've removed it from the list.

What a load of bollocks.

Big, hairy, elephants bollocks.

Apple, I have NEVER bought any of your products. I probably NEVER will. You have NEVER lost any money to Samsung because of me.

The only gesture I want to do towards an Apple product is raise my middle finger.

Doesnt surprise me. Same as facebook. I have a zombiefied facebook account I never use but haven't deleted as I can't be bothered wading through the collosal ballache it would be to fully delete it.

Users like these should be discounted from the true stats of active users.

Sweet. Is this a swearing contest?

Well fuck cunt wank shite bastard bollocks knob and twat.

I win.

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Patenting breathing?

The trouble is that motions like pinch and zoom are so basic to ANY touchscreen that any manufacturer would have to invent and incorporate them.

So for Apple to prove Samsung copied their ideas is a bit like trying to prove one human being copied breathing in and out from another human being.

SCIFI comes true again

Wow.

How many scifi stories have been woven around humans becoming immobile objects, only experiencing the world second-hand?

This sounds like my idea of HELL to be honest.

A bit wet

I'd like a phone that can cope being in my pocket if I get caught in a downpour. Rather than me having to stick it in a plastic bag when I go running.

I love all the "just get used to it and adapt" crap that the fanbois come out with.

Oh look, Ford have decided to put the accelerator pedal on the roof and the brake pedal in the rear left wheel arch on all their new cars. Don't like it? JUST GET USED TO IT AND ADAPT.

Hobson's Choice

EE vs Vodafone?

That's like asking if you want to die of cancer or aids.

Ahhh

To all the Windows 8 fanbois.

If Windows 8 is so good why are Ms getting increasingly desperate to flog it?

I find everything in it to be painful in the extreme. And I've tried to warm to it. But it's just basically SHIT.

The EE signal on my estate is, well, non-existent.

Knowing EE's history and affiliations I think I would rather use a carrier pigeon. Or two tin cans and a piece of string.

So, laughing boy says ""the end user gets the experience they want".

I want you to take Windows 8, roll it up and shove it right up your arse. I never, ever, ever, want to see it again.

Now that would be an experience.

Windows 8 gives me NOTHING I want.

I didn't agree with his politics but he was one of a VERY SMALL group of politicians I actually respect, as he kept the courage of his convictions and didn't sell his ideas out for personal gain.

RIP.

I can't help but think that if ladies like the above really did work in IT, the only thing they'd attract is more blokes.

I have an old Lenovo laptop running XP. I never connect it to the internet, I use it for things like running diagnostic tools on my cars.

Microsoft can get bent if they think I'm going to pay to upgrade to Windows 8.Sh1te.

It's "wreak", not "reek"

"reek some prehistoric vengeance" means you smell like a Jurassic Avenger.

If I ruled the world ANYONE who goes to see live music and then watches it on a 4 inch screen instead would be shot.

As I don't eat bacon or red meat every bloody day I'll not worry, and carry on enjoying them when I do.

I HATE the Daily Mail. I wouldn't use it wipe my backside.

I lift weights.

So we need more trees. This is a good thing, they suck in carbon dioxide and give us oxygen back.

So if I have a business and I refuse to serve you, do I have to prove it wasn't because you're LBGT, or do you have to prove it was?

Ah yes, the failure of the wonderful smart "phone" to actually be a phone.

Slave to the rythym

Being 44 next month I remember very well living and working quite happily without any form of mobile phone, smart or not. These days my smartphone is very useful and a tool that complements my life but I USE IT, it doesn't use me - I'm not checking my emails/texts/forums (I don't do twatter etc.) every five seconds.

Smartphones are like so much of modern technology, very useful if you're the master of it, not so good when you're a slave to it.

The licence fee lets the Beeb produce programmes like Only Connect that wouldn't otherwise be commercially viable. I don't mind paying it.

Whom are they going to sue exactly?

When the LHC destroys the world there'll not be any lawyers left. Or courts. Or plaintiffs. Or defendants.

Sweet - 8 links I'll add to my list of NEVER CLICK ON.

Spies in doing illegal stuff shocker.

The actual title of the server was "Gadgets you most WANT to smash"

No wonder Apple topped it.

Every single bloke reading this is now checking his face via his smartphone camera.

Ah, er, oh, just me then.

As I'm 43, not 12, and don't have 15 hours a day to waste on games I need a game that doesn't feck me off right back to the beginning of the level every time I make a small mistake.

As the chap above says, tedious is not the same as difficult.

When the car stopper comes out I want one. The next time some scrotey little tosser in 1.0 Corsa with a pointlessly massive and pointlessly noisy exhaust drives past it will be "CLICK.... Ahhh, silence."

Then spend a happy few minutes watching Corsa Boi try to figure out wotz rong wiv de mota?

I've never had anything else but trouble with Three.

WANT.

I want it in the same way I want to drive my first car again. A vomit yellow-brown Morris Marina.

Yes, I KNOW it will be horrendous, but I just want it for old time's sake.

I also have yet to buy an Apple product as I object to paying 50% more for a product that is only 5% better.

And that's a subjective 5%.

I'm not an Apple hater, I just don't see the point. My Samsung smartphone and tablet do everything I need them to do and they were half the price of the equivalent i- offering.

A cold day in hell

Is what it will be before I ever use a Windows phone.

Heh.

Weathertop can get bent.

If I wasn't flexible, intelligent, skilled etc. I wouldnt be a 3rd/4th line Ms, Citrix, VMWare, RSA, Websense, Symantec, I could go on for ever, support, design and implementer for one of the top 5 UK financial institutions.

I still hate Windows 8.

Windows 8 is crap. It's change for change's sake, not to make things better. It is fine on a touchscreen tablet, It's crap on a business desktop.