* Posts by Yugguy

1303 publicly visible posts • joined 2 Dec 2013

Suppose they gave a VMworld and vSphere didn't show up?

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VMware execs acknowledged the current version is sub-par

"Sub-par"

Is that Vmware-ese for "UTTERLY BEYOND REDEMPTION"?

Just had to start using it on our new vmware 5.5 farm and while bits of it are ok, some of it is just pointlessly difficult and make tasks take twice as long.

That and the comedy tasks pane. Hilarious.

Euro banks will rip out EVERYTHING and buy proper backend systems ... LOL, fooled ya

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Masons

I used to work in their IT department. About a millenia ago.

So that's nice.

Siri: Helpful personal assistant or SERIAL APP KILLER?

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Re: But do you trust it?

My sentiments exactly. But they also rely on their inputs, and if these are corrupt anything can happen. Like an alarm being set for 12 hours out perhaps. Or more seriously a driverless car not recognising a road edge signal.

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But do you trust it?

Working in IT, and to be fair being old, I have an inbuilt distrust of computers as I know that quite often, they are simply not logical.

So even if I were to have set an alarm via a personal assistant app and voice recognition I would HAVE to go into the alarm app and double-check. I doubt I will ever completely trust automata.

KER-CHING! CryptoWall ransomware scam rakes in $1 MEEELLION

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Re: $10,000 ?? --dog's chance

Yeah - I get the spam emails about a facebook message waiting for me.

Given that I'm probably the world's biggest social media hater and do not in fact have a facebook account I doubt that very much.

And thank you, but I am neither bald, fat nor impotent. And I doubt again that I really have won a lottery that I haven't bought a ticket for.

I mean seriously, which MORONS still click on this stuff???

Ofcom will not probe lesbian lizard snog in new Dr Who series

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Re: Actually...

"Given that the robots stopped moving instantly when you stopped breathing, the characters could have gulped a breath every 30 seconds and gotten away scot free without any issues at all..."

My thoughts exactly - like those weeping angel statue things, you could risk the odd look or breath in this case.

TBH the Torchwood and DW writers do seem to like to sledgehammer in these "hey it's great being LBGT!!" constantly. It doesn't bother me apart from I just think "ok, I get it already and it's holding up the ACTION."

Reg man looks through a Glass, darkly: Google's toy ploy or killer tech specs?

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Video streaming while driving.

Nope, can't see a problem with that. ?!??!!?

Rickety rock deemed unworthy of Curiosity's drill

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I know - it's massively amazing when you stop and think about what's involved.

Ex US cybersecurity czar guilty in child sex abuse website case

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Re: He's just as guilty

Is there such a thing as an "innocent" paedophile? These people create the demand for abuse to occur. By viewing the material they are complicit in the crime. If they REALLY want help they should seek it BEFORE they start trawling the dark net.

My reaction is NOT knee jerk. It is the result of knowing people deeply affected by abuse.

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He's just as guilty

In my not so humble opinion those who view and disemminate are as guilty as those who perform the abuse.

Give me a locked room and a baseball bat and I'll solve your prison over-crowding and recidivism problems for you.

HUGE iPAD? Maybe. HUGE ADVERTS? That's for SURE

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Backlash

I'd hope that even the most coke-addled advertising execs would understand that the last thing anyone wants is full-screen ads.

Can't help thinking I could be crediting them with too much self-awareness.

Goog says patch⁵⁰ your Chrome

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Re: Are there any browser that just browse?

I'd like one that doesn't try and second guess everything I do.

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Are there any browser that just browse?

Are there any? That just browse? No pointless plugins or toolbars that I neither need nor want?

Why has the web gone to hell? Market chaos and HUMAN NATURE

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What did he think was going to happen?

What else did he think would happen? People will use whatever mechanism is available to exploit others.

IT blokes: would you say that lewd comment to a man? Then don't say it to a woman

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It's quite simple

Saying "Hello darling, would you like to take down MY particulars?" to a male policeman is not as funny.

Six of the best gaming keyboard and mouse combos

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Atari FTW

Meh.

Nothing beats frantically wazzing that atari joystick from side to side trying to beat Daley Thompson's Decathlon.

True fact: 1 in 4 Brits are now TERRORISTS

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Islam needs to mature

Islam seems to be where Christianity was many centuries ago - crusades and conversion by force.

Apart from a few nutjobs like Westboro Baptist it has grown up.

Biz data botherer CommVault slips out fresh do-it-all bundle

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Commvault my arse

Intelisnap doesn't work with Netapp before Ontap 8.1.3.

Primetime precrime? Minority Report TV series 'being developed'

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Cancelled after 1 series

Will it be cancelled after 1 series like most other scifi series seem to be, just as you're getting into them?

These things need to concentrate on the SCIFI. NOT relationships between pointless characters that are simply there to make up the demographics.

Caught red-handed: UK cops, PCSOs, specials behaving badly… on social media

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Shocker

Police are human too.

People are generally stupid beyond belief when it comes to this. Don't put anything on social media that you wouldn't be prepared to shout out in a crowded street.

And have some bloody sense. My wife works in a school. She does NOT respond to any of the friend requests that some of the pupils who are on facebook send her. Simple.

Top Gun display for your CAR: Heads-up fighter pilot tech

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Re: How about just learning to read a map?

I know very well how to get my work and back. In fact I know many different routes. However, I use my live traffic satnav on a daily basis to decide which of those routes I will take. It's very useful and saves me time and fuel.

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Re: Back in the good old days

Other people? Public transport SUCKS BALLS.

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Yaris-tastic

My wife's 5 year old Yaris has the centre instrument console where the digital speedo, rev counter etc. are back-projected, you look down slightly to it as per a normal instrument bank but crucially your eyes do not have to refocus and it is not in your line of sight. It works really well and I wish I had it in my own car.

I'm not sure I'd want a HUD display tbh as I don't like things in my line of sight.. Refocusing delay IS important, to me anyway, be a keyboard warrior and call me a commentard if you wish.

This'll end well: US govt says car-to-car jibber-jabber will SAVE lives

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And if it's an Audi

The messages will consist of:

"I'M MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU!!! I'M MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU!!! I'M MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU!!! I'M MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU!!! I'M MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU!!!"

Take the shame: Microsofties ADMIT to playing Internet Explorer name-change game

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Don't mind it

TBH I dont mind IE. It's no worse than the creeping corporate death of Chrome.

Drunkards warned: If you can't walk in a straight line, don't shop online, you fool!

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If I spent 800 quid I'd want a Happy Finish.

Who needs hackers? 'Password1' opens a third of all biz doors

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Nothing to worry about here!

We're clever. We use P@ssword1

Ah goddammit.

Stanford boffin is first woman to bag 'math Nobel Prize'

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Re: I personally think that the two tossbags who have made remarks..........

You're right, I'm terribly sorry.

I'D HIT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is that better???

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Re: Er

Your sense of humour has just called. It's lost.

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Er

That's a girl?

Americans to be guinea pigs in vast chip-and-PIN security experiment

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Funny

How you're all worrying about the security of chip and pin. We've had it for 10 years and are now worrying about the security of contactless transactions.

Spin doctors crack 'impossible' asteroid hurtling towards Earth

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It's aliens!!!

Obviously this is NOT an asteriod, it is an alien warship DISGUISED as one.

White? Male? You work in tech? Let us guess ... Twitter? We KNEW it!

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Equal but different

As a dad of a bright, engaged 8 year old girl I firmly want her to have the same opportunities as her mindlessly-crazed-at-this-age male classmates. But in the quest for equality we forget that we are DIFFERENT.

Perhaps there are less female CEOs because women generally aren't as interested in power over others as men are? (Yes of course I know there are exceptions.)

Porsche Panamera S E-Hybrid: The plug-in for plutocrats

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MY EYES!!

Christ that Panamera is ugly.

I'd rather have the Elephant Destroyer.

BMW's ConnectedDrive falls over, bosses blame upgrade snafu

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Re: No thanks - no remote control

I also do not want, but more for the fact we are all becoming like the humans on the ship in Wall-E.

If you need to check your car is locked just get off your fat arse, go to the window and press your lock button.

BBM beta comes to Windows Phone

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Meh.

I'm as interested in this as I was in the push, a few years back, for Office Communicator (Messenger, be honest). Lots of managers getting very excited over it.

New leaked 'Windows 8 screenshot': The Start Menu strikes back

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You keep Windows 8 then son. Personally I'll be glad to see the back of it.

Microsoft takes on Chromebook with low-cost Windows laptops

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I stopped reading at "with Windows"

Delaware pair nabbed for getting saucy atop Mexican eatery

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Re: At least...

You have very low standards.

I'm not sure I'd reach the vinegars looking at that face.

New Doctor Who episode leaks online as proper trailer debuts

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Indeed. It's a bit like when I used to get offered the latest films off friends which actually turned out to be them holding up their mobile phone at the cinema screen for 90 minutes.

I'll just wait til it comes on TV thanks.

Today's Facebook fury: Coppertone-like baby pic ban baffles US mom

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Ok so I have a photo of my daugher, at the age of four, running butt naked on a beach in Devon with a huge handful of seaweed she found.

If I was to post that on Facebook (not that I would ever actually have a Facebook account), would that be illegal?

Doctor Who season eight scripts leak online

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All the Doctor Who series are being repeated on Horror.

Baker and Pertwee FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Devs: Fancy a job teaching Siri to speak the Queen's English?

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Re: which Queen's English?

I do find most voice recognition systems don't understand Northern.

But then, neither did most London bar staff.

Fearful of the drone-filled skies? Get some protection

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Re: Fe Fi Fo FUD, I smell the snake oil

Calm down dear, it's only the Internet.

I would favour a broom handle in the blades.

Who needs a ride-on mower when a ROBOT will cut your grass

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It will KILL us all!!!

Hasn't anyone seen Maximum Overdrive??????

Traffic lights, fridges and how they've all got it in for us

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I reviewed an Internet of Things project back in the 90s

Back in the 90s I worked for a large IT provider, took a trip to Scotland to review a bid from a little group of young blokes who wanted our clout and money from a certain chap who would later become a Dragon for their project.

They wanted to use pressure sensors and Citrix to let your fridge monitor its contents and automatically order your milk when it ran out.

The collective response unfortunately was 'meh'.

Bit like now really.

DON’T add me to your social network, I have NO IDEA who you are

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The Fuck Off and Die button

Words can't describe how much I wish that was feedback option.

Microsoft hopes for FONDLESLAB FRENZY as Surface Pro 3 debuts

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Re: Never ever going to buy any MS devices again

"The distinction between Metro and Desktop mode is not a difficult one to grasp."

Wait, wait, I know this one, oooh, oooh.

Is it because one of them is shit and the other is, er, shit?

Adobe all smiles as beret bods spaff cash on non-cloud Creative Suite

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Dammit

Where's those two semi-clad ladies?

Yes. App that lets you say 'Yo' raises 1 MEEELLION DOLLARS

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Feck me. I'm in the wrong job.

I need to change careers immediately. Exploiting the terminally retarded seems to be amazingly lucrative.

Time to create an app called "Meh"