Posts by Qster

roofalopters

searching amazon for "hairy mother" brings you kindly to "Jamie at Home": Cook Your Way to the Good Life.

The mind boggles...

Chuck ftw

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

@ IPODs or Freedom?

Lets nuke the Chinese!! Kept the Japs quiet last time didnt it?

And while were at it lets nuke the Russians - we know what theyre up too now.

And the middle east - heck bomb them too.

French - theyre gone.

The welsh - they need seeing off.

Canadians they need sorting.

That guy next door to me - he has radio 3 on too loud after 9pm - hes gone (but can we keep his wife, she cute)

Personally - I'd like you to take youre them, us and ticking clock and shove it up your rs'

Pinky Philpott FTW!

Quality.

For the record...

Pinky Phillpot

I could have also used Perky, as a pair of birds (budgerigars) were my first cherished companions. However, my mother entertained the idea that living in their cage was crule and they would be happier outside. The local starlings took great pleasure in their new found neighbours and proceeded to peck them to death.

Porn movies have never been the same for me since.