* Posts by Bill Fresher

447 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Jul 2007

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Bill Fresher

AC should be a Gold badge user -- they post more than anyone.

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Whenever I get a thumbs down I huddle up on the floor sobbing. It's the worst injustice I can think of.

Boffins: Jurassic avians were more like Angry birds than modern ones

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Re: Not exactly a shock

"Even a difference in survival of 5% would mean the survival trait would be dominant in the population within a couple of generations."

Yes --- when you propagate the 5% difference through the whole species. But, unless it's a super-power, it means f-all for an individual.

Apple bans 'memory' games from iOS App Store

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Change Memory to Mammary.

Teen project sparks WORLD-WIDE PEE-POWERED HYPEGASM!

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I knew that storing all my urine in bottles in the attic would pay off one day.

Apple updates iOS 6, Safari

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Re: You're updating it wrong.

"For example, the update promises to fix a bug that prevents iPhone 5s from installing software updates wirelessly"

Presumably not on the iPhone 5.

Amazon seeks 50,000 temporary elves to wrap up America's Xmas

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As an olympic event, boxing must involve some 'talent'.

Engineer designs glass slipper on Quora

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Perhaps the fairy godmother that magically created the slippers used magically strong glass?

O2 network staggers across UK

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Hmmm... data services stopped working on my O2 mobile today, but this was fixed after I turned it off and then on again so not sure about the keep connected advice....

Russian Christians boosted by Pussy Riot law spank 'sinful' Apple logo

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Re: bite?

The designer of the logo calls it a bite...

http://creativebits.org/interview/interview_rob_janoff_designer_apple_logo

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Apparently there's a bite in the apple to stop it looking like a cherry.

Assange chums must cough up £93,500 bail over embassy lurk

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Where's Dog the Bounty Hunter when you need him?

Rapper rips up Microsoft's Atlanta store during performance

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Is all that swearing really necessary?

Brighton marathon munchers banned from all-you-can-eat diner

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Re: Bah!

From the BBS news website, the co-owner said:

"They muck the buffet up for everyone, they push and shuffle people from the barbecue area and it's pretty sad really, because you can eat all you like over five-and-a-half hours - it's not an issue, you don't need to rush."

If they're spoling other diners' meals then fair enough to kick them out.

McFlurry McMisdemeanour costs Welsh lass McJob

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Re: There is no standard for such measures

Depends what they mean by "standard measure" --- eg. for chips they just scoop a bunch into one of the chip packs: how standard could the weight of a medium pack of chips be?

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"Since McDonald's allegedly only uses the finest ingredients, presumably similar, for example, to Dark Origin Ecuador (£3.50 for 50g at today's online market price), the potential hit to the company coffers is a McMagnificent £18,900 per annum."

However, if the employees buying McFlurries weren't satisfied with their sprinkles and stopped buying them the company would be out £1.40 x 740 x 365 = £378,140 a year.

Humanity facing GLOBAL BACON SHORTAGE

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I was planning on buying an iPhone 5 but now I'll save my money for a pack of bacon, two chops and a sausage.

Post-pub nosh deathmatch: Pierogi versus patatas revolconas

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.. also, a sprinking of well fried bacon bits over the pierogi works a treat.

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Hurray, my favourite grub in a death match.

Thanks for giving the pierogi a go Lester -- although personally it's the meat ones that do it for me.

Qubits turn into time travellers

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Re: Awesome! I think..

"Cool but can we communicate with the future yet?"

Yes, we can send ourselves a message now and be amazed when we receive it in the future.

UK's HECToR supercomputer in 27PB MEGA-storage boost

Bill Fresher

"HECToR stands for the High End Computing Terra Scale Resource" (HECTSR).

Instead of a massive storage upgrade perhaps they should have first got around to installing a spell-check.

McDonalds staff 'rough up' prof with home-made techno-spectacles

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Re: "Not pleased"

Why did he need a doctor's letter? I can't think of any medical reason for needing to have video recording spectacles attached to your skulll.

Perhaps it was a letter from his psychiatrist.

To Whom it may concern,

This man is disturbed. Treat with caution.

Best Regards,

Dr.

Sozzled Americans nagged by talking urinal cake

Bill Fresher

As a first step it should sense if someone's pooped on it -- pooping in the urinal being a sure sign of excessive alcohol intake.

Reg hack attempts gutsiest expenses claim EVER

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The bill clearly shows 91.10 (+3.30) as the total.

Looks like you've been overcharged 6.90 (unless this is a 7.5% service charge?).

Oh well.

Facebook ninjas scale wall, pluck iPhone techies from Apple's garden

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"Wind noise rejection filter"

Otherwise known as a cork?

Trekkie wants to build USS Enterprise … in twenty years

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Re: Space Elevator

Maybe if we made a transporter before we made the Enterprise...

Lasers battle cattle farts!

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I'd have thought that shooting lasers at cows would cause them to fart more from fear. Crazy scientists never think their plans through.

Facebook tests paid post promotion

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So, how much to get my Reg. comment to the top and in a massive bold font?

Germans hail Vulture 1 spaceplane

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Kamera

At least we now know what the Playmanout is called.

Engineer Doe thought people's private info 'might be useful'

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People are working on it...

http://www.reghardware.com/2012/02/13/s_week_cupidtino_inside_the_world_of_fanboy_dating/

Bank dumps customers in 'irrigation ditch'

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Privacy

Why blur the phone number but leave the address?

Steve Jobs' death clears way for Broadway star to play Woz

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I thought Ron Jeremy would have been perfect as Steve Wozniak.

Sony denies Netflix app to older Bravia smart TVs

Bill Fresher
FAIL

yeah - this sucks

I bought a '2011 model' Bravia, 6 weeks ago. It's mental that they won't even bother updating the software on their previous newest model.

Getting rich off iPhone apps is b*llocks, say UK devs

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Re: Some of these people should have done maths and not engineering

"I'm currently looking to make gold plated loo roll"

I'll buy 3 nine packs.

Cheers.

Zuckerberg blew $1bn on Instagram 'without telling Facebook board'

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Re: 13 employees and no cash flow

I run a business with no employees, no cash flow, no product.

$10bn and it's yours. Although if you're a really cool dude I might let it go for $5bn.

ISPs should get 'up to' full fee for 'up to' broadband

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Re: Internet service is like water/gas/electric etc.

"Your water service doesn't advertise up to 600 gallons/s.."

.... but If you have low mains water pressure entering your home, due to, eg. inadequate pumping facilities, water mains that are too small, reduced pressure from the water main as a result of leakage, equipment failures or blocked service pipes then it's the water companies' responsibility to fix these to ensure adequate flow.

With this ring, I thee frag

Bill Fresher

She calls him a b****, makes the proposal, gives him a (virtual) diamond engagement ring, and kills him in a computer game. That lady's got balls.

100 EARTH-LIKE PLANETS orbit stars WITHIN 30 LIGHT-YEARS!

Bill Fresher

Re: Only 30 lightyears ...

"Relativity says that the traveller will not experience that time... so assuming they can travel at just under the speed of light, it'll seem like the journey took less than 1 second."

Good point.

Relativity also says the mass of an object increases as its velocity increases so whoever's making that journey had better have a big appetite.

iPlayer repeat fees threaten BBC earthquake

Bill Fresher

Re: Auntie is hardly giving it away

" Time to tie in access to iPlayer via the tv licence number"

Completely agree with that.

iPlayer programmes should be free for license fee payers, pay-per-view for everyone else.

Woman spanked for dissing ex in Facebook snapshot

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Blah.

Serves her right.

Anyone who doesn't agree better not dignitary tort me.

Apple TV stock shortage sparks new gadget rumour fever

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Giant iPad

A 42" iPad would definitely fill a gap in the market. Why wouldn't anyone want one?

I hope they include a finger extender though so that I can use it in portrait mode, some for of body harness to take the weight when I'm using it standing on the tube.

IT guy answers daughter's Facebook rant by shooting her laptop

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"From what he stated in the video he had punished her previously for similar actions and said if carried out again the punishment would be worse."

So instead of, for example, blocking access to Facebook on her laptop (he works in IT right?) he decided to go for the violent, destructive, solution.

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This bloke thinks he can get respect by force.

What a twit.

Met thumbed through Oyster card data up to 22,000 times in 4 years

Bill Fresher

"More than 40 million Oyster cards have been issued since they were launched in 2003"

But how many of these have been registered? How can anyone know who an unregistered card belongs to?

'Space Monkey' craze: Texan students 'get high' by choking each other

Bill Fresher

@jake:

I gave it a go once, but I didn't inhale.

Mars attacks! Morocco pelted with rocks from the Red Planet

Bill Fresher

I wonder how much Earth rocks are worth on Mars.

HP hawks huge 132in 'tablet'

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I'm sold

Perfect for reading eBooks on the tube.

Flog secondhand MP3s at your peril - law guru

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Can't send a copy

Does this mean that teleporting a CD would also be breaking the law?

Apple iPad 3 to sport LTE '4G'

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Battery Life

This all sounds great, but I'm intrigued about how the battery life wil be affected.

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