* Posts by Missing Semicolon

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Europe, US warn of fake-chip danger to national security, critical systems

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Holmes

Re: What the world has come to.....

Auditing is great - right up to the bribe to the lowest-paid member of the auditing chain.

There is so much money to be made from fake components now, the cost of faking the supply chain traceability has become reasonable. The only solution is to make them in a factory you can watch. Like one next door.

JavaScript library updated to wipe files from Russian computers

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Re: Any sanctions?

"server-side javascript". There's the vulnerability right there!

Driver in Uber's self-driving car death goes on trial, says she feels 'betrayed'

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Facepalm

copyright

"all the data it scraped from the internet is public". I think we have a lot of case law that says not.

Why Nvidia sees a future in software and services: Recurring revenue

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Re: OTA updates?

I suspect the security around these services (that will cost the manufacturer if breached) will be considerably better than the security for the remote unlock features, that only affect the mug customer.

We have redundancy, we have batteries, what could possibly go wrong?

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Re: One step too few

HP pen plotters. I got fed up at Uni of graph paper that had the wrong number of divisions (or decades for log axes) so wrote a Fortran program that would plot custom-axes graph paper! All my graphs filled the sheet.

UK govt signs IT contracts 'without understanding' the needs

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Re: Poacher turned Gamekeeper?

Poacher turned poacher, more like!

Russia mulls making software piracy legal and patent licensing compulsory

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AllOfMp3

Will that be back now?

Co-inventor of Ethernet David Boggs dies aged 71

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Another one gone

.. and another vampire will patent something that was blatantly obvious to these original inventors.

Apple seeks patent for 'innovation' resembling the ZX Spectrum, C64 and rPi 400

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Foldable computer

Oh, I can do this one! Like an Amstrad PPC.

Canonical puts out last update to Ubuntu 20.04 before 22.04

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Coffee/keyboard

Last?!??!

Surely "latest"?

EU proposes law forcing manufacturers to share data

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Re: Compete effectively

Doesn't matter. CLOUD act in the US means that even if you use a European availability zone, the US parent company must turn over the data if requested by US law enforcement.

20 years of .NET: Reflecting on Microsoft's not-Java

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Re: Alas poor SOAP!, I knew him

But then some muppet tries to buck the requirement for a schema, and defines everything with <parameter><name>property</name><value>foobar</value></parameter>. Seen it done.

Akamai buys Linode for $900m

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TIme for the same-old

"prices are 'changing'"

"regretfully sunsetting $SERVICE_YOU_RELY_ON"

"New cloud service!" -> Old service, not as good, more expensive, less useful.

"Next part of Journey"

"rebrand!"

Google's Chrome OS Flex could revive old PCs, Macs

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Re: Hot Garbage

We're lucky it did see the light of day. This is the kind of purchase the $BIGCO makes to remove an irritating "misfeature" in the marketplace - specifically, preventing expired Chromebooks from being replaced by shiny new ones.

IBM looked to reinvigorate its 'dated maternal workforce'

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Re: Millenials

If IBM were selecting the time-servers for removal, and encouraging those who are keeping up, and so blend experience and knowledge to grow and contribute, I'd agree.

Instead, they are just blanket firing the oldsters. So decades of experience is chucked out. As a result, IBM destroy their competitiveness, as they can off nothing different to any other body-shop.

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US Justice

If IBM get away with this (and they may well do) it just goes to prove that black is white, round is square and up is down in a US court if the lawyers are paid enough.

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Re: Millenials

"2) What a walking stick across the back of the head feels like."

Training has gone down hill since!

France says Google Analytics breaches GDPR when it sends data to US

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Re: Confusing GA with advertising

So, how much do you pay for your GA stats? Nothing? You think Google lets you use the service for free because they are such good guys? No, of course not! We, the users, pay for it with our PI and advertising tracking!

Vice Society said to be behind digital break-in at UK umbrella and accounting group

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Hole in the ground

Why can't Optonis be sued into the ground?

UK science stuck in 'holding pattern' on EU funding by Brexit, says minister

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Hmm. That's how the Guardian might describe it.

However, it's pretty clear that on day one, M Barnier peeled the bottom page off a very large stack of paper, turned it round to face David Davies, and said "sign here". Precious little changed until the last minute.

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Re: Brexit got done

Doesn't matter. New lines now exist in the Channel. They were also agreed. You don't get to act all "told you so" over the NI agreement, then characterise the new sea border as "unreasonable" due to "basic geography".

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Re: Brexit got done

The problem is the entirely unjustified linking of research collaboration with the pissing contest in the channel, and the clusterfart that is the NI protocol. The fishing issue is simply France trying to "renegotiate" the new normal of having to ask nicely to fish in what is now somebody else's waters. An agreement they signed, remember. And NI was plainly unworkable as soon as the EU started insisting on a ridiculous interpretation. Rather in the way that you can't play "Just a Minute" if you take the rules at face value.

I'll ignore the nasty comment at the end.

No, I've not read the screen. Your software must be rubbish

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Re: Users, no matter how long they might use an application, never mind their instructions

Some snazzier cars automatically lower and slope the nearside mirror when you select reverse.

Update 'designed to improve user experience' takes down the Microsoft 365 Admin Portal

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FAIL

well done msft

You just proved why businesses that need uptime go with AWS.

Google Cloud started running its servers for an extra year, still loses billions

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Devil

Ask Uber how that goes

In a first, FTC extracts millions of dollars from online store accused of blocking bad reviews on its website

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WTF?

Settle

How can you "settle" and not admit liability?

Shut off 3G by 2033? How about 2023, asks Vodafone UK

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Re: Not only phones

SMETS2 smart meters use 2G/3G. So maybe they will fall back to 2G with the 3G off. But there are going to be many installations where only 3G is available, so the meter will go dumb.

This is a problem, as future energy security is to be maintained by demand management, using dynamic pricing. Right now, it's just for electric vehicle charge points (that's why you can't have a charge point without a smart meter) but it is intended to be applied to domestic supplies too.

Replacing the communications module on dead meters is going to be expensive and slow.

DCC has a contract with Telefonica to provide 3G until 2033. I bet the Tristrams have forgotten that

Farm machinery giant John Deere plows into two right-to-repair lawsuits

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Thumb Down

You forget. The machine was inoperable. The farmer calls the repair shop. Who won't give a quote, or even a call-out fee price, just demand a debit card number. You can only do that if you are the only show in town.

For those worried about Microsoft's Pluton TPM chip: Lenovo won't even switch it on by default in latest ThinkPads

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OEM Windows price

You know how currently, to get the best price on OEM Windows licenses, manufacturers have to buy a license per shipped machine, irrespective of whether Windows is actually installed?

Well, I guess the next move is that the price per-box now depends on if a) Pluton is on by default and b) disabling Pluton in the BIOS is prevented. The price will be less in that case.

So, nice cheap laptops will have Pluton on and locked, so no Linux. Which means that old laptops will become landfill, instead of being upcycled with Linux.

Remember, upcycling is good for the environment, but bad for business.

Tesla driver charged with vehicular manslaughter after deadly Autopilot crash

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FAIL

Too good

If it works 98% of the time, the driver would not be ready for it failing this time. So it has to be 100% or not at all.

Microsoft seems intent on buying the gaming industry with $68.7bn purchase of troubled Activision Blizzard

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Re: Here we go again...

Prepare for a load of titles to vanish off Steam. Make no mistake, Steam's foray into Windows-free gaming will be stopped.

Microsoft rolls out Files On-Demand with tighter macOS integration – but it defaults to 'on' and can't be disabled

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Symlinks

Not supported, just to make sure you don't work around the "Thou shalt have your OneDrive folder HERE" by symlinking to the directories you would like synced.

Pah.

Software guy smashes through the Somebody Else's Problem field to save the day

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Re: Why cant you

Bosch is just Electrolux. All of the parts are the same.

Try AEG or Miele.

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Washing machine

Did the drum bearings on a Bosch once. Took 3 days (you have to chisel off the drum clips, then use screws to re-unite the halves). Month later, the motor suffered a fatal insulation failure. New machine called for.

Gah!

Google and Facebook's top execs allegedly approved dividing ad market among themselves

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Re: Firefox and uBlock

However, an increasingly large number of sites misbehave or fail to respond to clicks when the ad or tracking scripts fail.

Insurance giant Lloyd's hires DXC to migrate org off legacy mainframes to AWS cloud

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FAIL

In 5 years time

The mainframes will still be up, and the migration will still be "ongoing".

In 8 years, it will get re-tendered. IBM will have a go.

Secure boot for UK electric car chargers isn't mandatory until 2023 – but why the delay?

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Re: Petrol provides more energy per £ than mains electricity

I'm inclined to let them get on with it. That way, we'll still have one working coal-fired station when we really need it. Otherwise it'll get flattened toot sweet, and then we'll be in real trouble!

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Re: Secure boot is going where?

Time will be that charging from a 13 amp socket will be as illegal as using Red diesel.

UK regulators to scrutinise cloud resilience in response to financial services sector's reliance on the fluffy stuff

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Mushroom

Built-in excuse, no more responsibility

Now, when the bank's cloudy infrastructure becomes unavailable it's fundamentally not their fault, so they can just shrug. No more fail-over to the emergency DC, just "shrug".

We will tolerate this because everything else is the same, and we just suck it up.

To err is human. To really screw things up requires a wayward screwdriver

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I understood that the good ones use two resistors in series. So a failure of one does not connect you to the mains. It's the cheap nasty offshore ones that have only one. Like all of mine....

Google Chrome 97 relaxes privacy protection just a little to help out Microsoft

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Chrome is a commercial product

Microsoft want a fix for their crappy software, so Google helpfully apply it. This will of course cascade down to Edge.

Chrome is not for us. It's for Google and its customers.

Hauliers report problems with post-Brexit customs system but HMRC insists it is 'online and working as planned'

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Re: "GVMS is online and is working as planned."

The plan may have included failing hard, so that it can all be blamed on Brexit. The the only solution then is to rejoin the customs union, and the senior mandarins get to retire to the Algarve, as originally planned.

Facebook files challenge to UK Giphy buyout ban by complaining CMA was 'unfair' and 'irrational'

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Re: A raw number is worthless without a period.

Bots? You should see the comments! I could well believe that 500k people want it revoked.

Offering Patreon subs in sterling or euros means you can be sued under GDPR, says Court of Appeal

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WTF?

Any business

So any business that has a switch on its web site to show prices in £ sterling is now subject to GDPR? News to AliExpress and the like, methinks.

Lord Justice Warby has form on inventing new law by precedent.

India takes Amazon’s biggest local e-tail alliance out of its shopping cart

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Re: Maybe we could learn from this?

India also runs its trade policy for the benefit of India. Which is exactly what the Indian electorate want.

We want our trade policy for our benefit too, but we don't get it. Odd that.

Gnu Nano releases version 6.0 of text editor, can now hide UI frippery

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Re: Vi forever

"It is a bit of a pig to learn". Which is precisely the point of Nano. It has zero learning curve, all of the controls (by default) are visible on the screen, and when you open a file you can move the cursor about and just type, like a normal person.

Even the Alpine Linux container has Nano.

£42k for a top-class software engineer? It's no wonder uni research teams can't recruit

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Re: Wait. what?

FORTRAN was Uni. Work was PL/M86. On a VT220 terminal.

Clearview's selfie-scraping AI facial recognition technology set to be patented

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Piracy

If you download pictures off Photobucket, and sell posters, you are infringing copyright. Social media images are similarly owned by their authors and/or the platform. The fact that they are freely downloadable is of no matter, as has already been proved in court. So how is Clearview still operating?

German court rules cookie preference service that shared IP addresses with US firm should be halted

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Uncompliant

A distressingly large number of UK sites have cookie dialogues with only an OK button. No opt-in or out available.

AWS DocumentDB not MongoDB-compatible, says MongoDB Inc

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Re: just like how MongoDB is not open source

What on earth is the point of that? All of the disadvantages of Mongodb (silly query language, single key joins only, etc) without the out-of-the-box web scalability.