* Posts by a_yank_lurker

4138 publicly visible posts • joined 16 Nov 2013

HPE to staff: 'We are permanently clipping your costs'

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Re: International travel

@Korev - Compounding this is California is a big state coupled with most of the local offices are in large cities. Also, coast-to-coast flights are on the order of 6 hours in the US. So the PHBs running HPE into the ground flunked geography.

Windows 10 Creators Update preview: Lovin' for Edge and pen users, nowt much else

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One Feature I Want

The only feature I want is to turn off Slurp's 'Spyware as a Service'. The others are meh and probably should be handled as optional programs or extensions.

Teen texted boyfriend to kill himself. It worked. Will the law change to deal with digital reality?

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Re: He who has no sin can cast the first stone...

She apparently egged him on with numerous texts. She partially culpable for his suicide. This is a much a legal issue (what is the state law on the point) as it is a ethical/moral one. He probably was either suffering from depression or mental illness which did not help.

Human-free robo-cars on Washington streets after governor said the software is 'foolproof'

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Re: Reg commentards claim software not to be trusted

The more defined the environment the device operates in the easier it is to understand the edge cases. And thus to write software that will be able handle the edge cases. Cars, however, do not operate in a well defined environment. It is likely there are the situations that either not considered or badly handled. Tbe examples you noted either fairly well defined or still have a human in the loop.

H-1B visa applications from India plummet (and Trump can't claim credit)

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H-1B Fraud

The H-1B program has been used to fraudulently replace US workers with lower paid, less skilled workers. US workers displaced by this fraud are angry. But what is often overlooked is the imported workers are held in conditions that resemble indenture servitude or about half a step above outright slavery. They are often grossly underpaid particularly in high cost areas and are beholden to their employers/owners. The only ones who get any advantage are the PHBs whose bonus went up because of their false economy.

Senator blows a fuse as US spies continue lying over spying program

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Re: So-

Getting very close to a authoritarian/totalitarian state with a fake veneer of free elections.

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@GrumpyKiwi - And be extension can one trust any 'leaks' from any of the TLAs as they are likely being done for internal political reasons not anything resembling national security.

Axed from IBM for remote working? Don't go crying to HPE

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Another Deckchair Shulller

First, one will be collaborating with others around the world and will need to talk with them. For example I have been on conference calls with colleagues in Scotland and South Africa and I am in the US. Obviously, no competent manager is going to authorize travel when 30 - 60 minutes on WebEx gets the job done. Where I was sitting does not matter (office or home office) only that I have access to the right tools.

Second, morale is critical to any organization but especially to one that is struggling. High morale is probably as important if ignored part of any turnaround. The staff has to buy in to what needs to be done. Treating them as children is not going to cut it.

Third, many above have pointed out the inherent flexibility the home workers have. If they need to step out or do an errand they can plus not worrying about traffic means they are more relaxed and can easily work over without a major problem.

Fourth, companies that are too concerned about where one physically is have serious mismanagement problems at the top. They should be concerned about the amount and quality of work being done not where the arse is.

Consultancy titan EY to shift jobs to Indian outsourcer TCS

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Re: Remind me again?

Can not commit on your question. But over here Discover has been running ads for years now about how all their customer service reps are US based. They are also advertising that these reps are will not up sell you and you will reach one relatively quickly. Since I do not have a Discover Card I have no reason to find out how accurate the ads are. Their most famous series were the 'Peggy' ads showing a hapless overseas CSR who barely spoke English.

I was talking to one of my managers about outsourcing. He said that the company prior to my joining did use an outsourcing outfit but found it was not worth the theoretical savings. So now all core programming is done in house by employees with some effort to have regional balance (some in all areas so someone is available during the work day to answer questions).

No hypersonic railguns on our ships this year, says US Navy

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Re: Downsides

Barrel wear or the equivalent will be a problem. The question is how many shots can be fired before replacing the barrel couple with how easy is to replace the barrel. Note many modern machine guns have a field replaceable barrel that takes may be a minute to change. So if the barrel can be swapped at sea reasonably quickly by the crew it might not be take big an issue. You would consider the barrel a part of your normal supplies and make sure the ship has a couple of spares.

Note barrel wear has been a problem for all rifled guns to some degree. The WWI Paris Gun had severe problems with barrel wear. If I remember correctly each round was slightly larger than the previous round and they had to be fired in the correct order to even hit Paris.

Cuffed: Govt contractor 'used work PC to leak' evidence of Russia's US election hacking

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IQ below 0

Given she emailed herself from work with the goodies and printed the goodies on a work printer one has to wonder about her intelligence or lack thereof. Working assumption on any work computer going through the company servers - all emails and websites are logged in case anyone needs to check on activity.

Hotel guest goes broke after booking software gremlin makes her pay for strangers' rooms

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Re: "Sounds like a lawsuit"

@Evil Auditor - I would seriously consider both criminal and civil actions (with the help of a shyster). Also, given the hotel violated a host contracts have credit card companies revoke privileges toot suit.

July web protest plan: What do we want? Net neutrality! Um, that's as far as we've got for now

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Re: Just Call Them

Actually a snail mail letter is often taken more seriously and might actually get read.

Lloyds finally inks mega 10-year cloudy outsourcing deal with IBM

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Another one bits the dust

So Lloyds wants to go under shortly after Big Moron croaks.

Do cops need a warrant to stalk you using your cellphone records? US Supremes to mull it over

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Re: @boohoo4u

@Alistair - First an upvote. The problem is the local Stasi are too lazy and bloated with donuts to fill out the necessary paperwork to get warrant. If they have the phone, it's not going anywhere. If they can convince a judge they need a warrant, which more like a speed bump, they are in.

Class clowns literally classless: Harvard axes meme-flinging morons

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Re: Reputations

Actually anther Imbecile League - Yale. The Bushes are originally from Connecticut.

Walmart workers invited to shuttle packages

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@kain preacher - I do not the hazardous shipping regulations very well any more but I doubt consumer quantities will require any special endorsements or training. The CDL is not for commercial delivery but to drive certain types of vehicles such as semis. Otherwise your pizza delivery driver would need a CDL. However there are issues such as insurance and liability to consider.

Also, Wally World is concerned about Amazon taking away more business. One point about Amazon, etc. is they are basically giant catalog operations without the need to print and mail a catalog. As a catalog operation their limits are from whether they want to be in a niche market (LL Bean) or a 'general store' (Amazon). Catalog operations have been successful in the US for a long time. Wally World has not run a catalog operation nor do to they properly advertise their website (a common failing for many B/M retailers is the website is an afterthought).

Social media vetting for US visas go live

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Re: Pfft!

The information being asked for is not unusual for a US security clearance. When I saw the list, it looked like some security clearance paperwork I have seen in the past in scope and detail. My question is how are they planning to verify this information given that the ferals will need to get help from foreign governments.

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Once you have passed Immigration at the gateway you are inside the US. Note some gateway airports are actually well inland (Atlanta for example) so even the plane may be in US airspace if you have not gone through Immigration you are consider legally outside of the US.

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@Kev99 - Does not apply to visa applications. In fact, any country can mandate this for any foreign visitor and the visitor has no choice but to comply.

Healthcare dev fined $155m for lying about compliance

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@ veti - Should have jailed given how damaging this could have been.

Crapness of WannaCrypt coding offers hope for ransomware victims

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Re: Key recovery

@ Tim - In theory the key is recoverable. But the question is how much time and how big a computer do you need to do it. Ciphers and codes are not unbreakable in the strict sense but may take a long, long, long time to crack. But if the coders made a bunch of blunders then it might be easy to crack. The post notes that many have found major coding errors in WannaCrypt that makes file recovery possible without paying the ransom.

Trident nuke subs are hackable, thunders Wikipedia-based report

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Another Clueless Report, Eh?

The problem is not that any computer system is hackable under some scenario but whether the scenario is likely to occur. I doubt the 'authors' really know much about how to hack RN or USN shipboard software so their imaginary scenario is not likely to be an real issue. I would be more worried about someone who is selling secrets to whomever (you can pick your favorite villain) than some more typical cyber attack. The seller is in a better position to harm you.

HPE sales slide, profits evaporate... but think of the future, CEO urges

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IBM Light?

It sounds as if HPE is suffering from the same problems as IBM but just a later. Products that are outdated, nothing interesting in the pipeline, and (mis)management that does not have a clue.

MySQL devs take cache behind shed, shot heard

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Re: An old saw

In databases, do you need true, full ACID behavior or can you tolerate something that is close? There are applications that require ACID while others do not require it though it would be nice.

Android apps punched out by Judy malware

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Re: What were the titles?

My irritation is with the tendency of many sites to hype the problem without giving sufficient details to a reader to figure out if they are even remotely affected. At the Lurker's household we have Android phones. But none have any of these apps. But a couple of members, half panicked by the hysterical hype on some sites (not El Reg) were asking what to do. Since we were unaffected (none of the apps were ever installed) my answer was nothing.

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What were the titles?

More of a question, what were the titles? I have seen a lot of ink on this but no one has stated what the apps were.

I know I am being lazy but the headlines indicate it is much more serious than it is as the posts do not mention what it does (bogus ad clicks) or what the apps are (games it looks like in this case). I hate the sky is falling particularly when I find out I am completely unaffected.

Lexmark patent racket busted by Supremes

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Lexmark loses twice?

Lexmark could lose twice now. First, they can not control the refill market like they tried. Thus, some will decide to buy lower cost refills putting pressure on Lexmark to lower prices. Second, if my personal usage is typical, I suspect most people do not print as much as they did several years ago. Even allowing for the cartridges to dry out, Lexmark is not selling as many as they used to. I have a few ink jets that have not been turned on for several years (I think they work). What printing I do is done on a laser printer (2 years old and on the original toner cartridges). The laser printer might get used a couple of time a month.

Microsoft Master File Table bug exploited to BSOD Windows 7, 8.1

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Re: Applications are vulnerable?

"I do - and, I suspect, so do you." - I have banished Bloat from all web facing boxes. They all run Linux (Mint on some and Manjaro on others). If possible all new kit will never have Bloat or it will be replaced ASAP.

The real problem for most people, they buy what is readily available which is Bloat, ChromeOS, or MacOS. The low price (aka cheap) will be Bloat or ChromeOS.

BA's 'global IT system failure' was due to 'power surge'

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Outsourced with Delta?

Is BA using the same inept outsourcing team Delta uses? Mission critical tasks need to be kept internal end of story. BA is an airline thus passenger booking, boarding, and flight activities should be kept internal. They are getting what they deserve.

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Re: iPlayer?

Isn't Ryanair's still up?

Tech firms send Congress checklist of surveillance reforms

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Re: They're Not Wrong

@Mark 85 - Not all tech firms have a ravenous appetite for user data. If you do not collect much data other that needed to carry out a sale you will not be that interested or affected by the NSA or others shenanigans.

Sergey Brin building humanitarian blimp for lifesaving leisure

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Vought XF5U

The Vought XF5U (aka the 'Flying Flapjack') was a WWII era project that had some very unusual flight characteristics. It was know to take off in a moderate breeze with virtually no run. It had a very low landing speed while having an estimated top speed of ~480 kts (550 mph). In still air it required a very short distance to get safely airborne (I believe the distance was less than 100yds/m). This might be a better project for a flying car than the current misbegotten designs.

Chipotle: Hackers did to our registers what our burritos did to your colon

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Chilpotle's Woes

First they try food poisoning by mismanaging their supply chain to clean out their customers. Now they get the hacked and have hackers try to clean out their customers in a different manner. I think I will stay clear of them since I do not need either.

Your job might be automated within 120 years, AI experts reckon

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Re: "asked 352 machine learning researchers to predict how AI will progress."

@Ken Hagan - You are correct. If it can not be defined or measured properly how can it be modelled? AI is supposedly modelling human intelligence.

I have heard there are two definitions of: engineer's and AI. To an engineer, the problem is building a device capable reducing the amount of physical effort and repetitive drudgery required. This has been and is an achievable goal in many areas. This model does not require a self-aware intelligence only good mechanical and software design. The other model tries to mimic something we do not understand or can properly define.

The engineering model will continue to produce devices that may appear to be intelligent but are really have very clever programming only capable of handling a limited set of circumstances. So of those devices will make certain jobs obsolete but not all jobs.

IBM asks contractors to take a pay cut

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Re: So...

A fare on the Titanic looks like a better bet.

Democracy-minded DEF CON hackers promise punishing probe on US election computers

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Hacking or Deliberate

Where I grew up, the donkeys were well known for their ballot box stuffing and election manipulations (think Boss Tweed, et. al.). With paper ballots, there is a physical trail that can be checked even if some 'voted early and often'. But with electronic voting there is no paper trail and it is possible for the vote totals to be manipulated particularly by an insider (think a modern day Boss Tweed).

The problem with FL in 2000 was that the donkeys tried to get a recount in only a few counties using different rules than how the ballots were counted in the rest of the state. If the donkeys had asked for a recount using the same rules for handling certain ballots of the entire state Gore still loses but he looks a lot better. There was a statewide recount by the media and they found Bush wins by about the same number of votes. It was not widely announced.

Huawei missed memo that PC's dead – so here are three new notebooks

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Re: PCs dead?

Gartner's 'analysis' is not based on reality. The PC market is a mature market for both hardware and software and has been for several years. Many home users will reduce the number of PCs with time as they often do not need to use one; a phone or tablet is more than adequate. The market is recalibrating to a lower unit sales per year. But if one wants to play in the market one must introduce new kit to peak people's interest. The PC market is much like the appliance or auto markets. New models are introduced all the time to grab market share from the competitors.

Feeling Locky, punk? Ransomware grew eight-fold last year

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Best practices

The hype is to panic people into buying something. Good practices maintenance and security practices will keep most issues at bay. Particularly when most attacks will use known vulnerabilities.

Schiaparelli probe crash caused by excessive spin, report concludes

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Testing, testing, testing...

Are they following Slurp's mantra of 'We don't no stinking testers'? There is only one root cause, inadequate or incompetent testing.

Target inks $18.5m deal with US states to settle 2013 data breach

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Reputation Damage

Target has suffered reputation damage coupled with a very competitive retail market though they seemed to have recovered from it. The problem for all US retailers is B&M retail is overbuilt and very competitive so mismanagement coupled with stupidity could suddenly take a company down. Many well-known US retailers are going permanently TITSUP and are being put out their misery.

NSA takes one-two punch to the face

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Re: "Three of the four spying programs (that we are aware of) have been abandoned"

I don't doubt they have invoked another plan that is currently under the radar. The trick is make it harder for them to find accomplices and easier for whistleblowers to come out of the shadows. The next whistleblower will be believed while the earlier ones were often ignored.

IBM's ShinyHappy™ SAP Ariba deal papers over SaaS fail

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Re: “cognitive procurement solutions that redefine the source-to-settle process.”

It looks a shyster or flack or other illiterate playing buzzword bingo.

Bankrupt school ITT pleads 'don't let Microsoft wipe our cloud data!'

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Bankruptcy Creditors

There are 2 basic types of creditors in a US bankruptcy: secured and unsecured. The secured have a lien against some asset such as real estate or equipment that they will likely own. They tend to recover a higher percentage of the debt. Unsecured get paid with what is leftover after all the secured creditors have been dealt with. Slurp is probably one of the unsecured creditors. Also, the court can force a creditor to maintain an asset until the case is resolved; the trustee has to ask the court to do this as it is not necessarily automatic.

Emissions cheating detection shines light on black box code

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Re: An Observation

In my experience with the EPA the worst offenders are the environmentalists who want to save the planet from everyone else but themselves that work for the EPA.

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An Observation

Having dealt with EPA regulations many years ago one item that always struck me is how badly written they are many areas. This leads to frustration as to what to do and how to do it. Couple with the EPA's notorious refusal to commit to any sensible interpretation makes many areas a morass. I have not read their regulations in this area, never dealt with it, but if they are true to form is a morass of shyster, double-talk, and outright illiteracy.

I can see someone thinking their interpretation of the morass is reasonable. But because they have no first hand dealings with the frauds they do not realize they have literally hung themselves.

Supreme Court closes court-shopping loophole for patent trolls

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Re: Simpler answer

Incorrect, do not have a headquarters or be incorporated in eastern Texas.

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That only work if they are incorporated in Delaware.

Scheming copyright scam lawyer John Steele disbarred in Illinois

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Re: Question from the UK

The bigger hurt is the disbarment in IL. That means he can not practice law. If he is licensed in another state this should make a disbarment there a near certainty. Also, a disbarred shyster can not appear before any feral court.

IBM CEO Ginni flouts £75 travel crackdown, rides Big Blue chopper

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Re: "BM hasn't grown in 20 quarters"

@AC - 'wouldn't destroy the company any faster than the current crop.' - you would be hard pressed to find a less competent group then the imbeciles running? the show.