* Posts by Anonymous Crowbar

34 posts • joined 5 Nov 2013

OK, team, we've got the big demo tomorrow and we're feeling confident. Let's reboot the servers

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Re: "the Red Hat paradox: you can make a lot of money selling something that's free."

Eh Ansible is free. Tower is the paid for stuff, and TBH in my last job, we had it, and just dumped it as it just wasnt very useful. To us anyway.

My chemical romance drowns tomorrow's money, warns TSMC: Chip maker's yields rocked by bad batch

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Re: Duff batch spotted

There was a motherboard capacitor issue back around then as well where the caps has some dodgy industrial espionage, china clones of chemical formulae, and Taiwan manufactures buying up cheap knockoff electrolyte solvent that was missing some additives that stopped the issue.


Oracle's in-house lawyer denied access to Uncle Sam's procurement docs in JEDI legal battle

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Re: Why would they think a 15 year employee should access competitive information?

There are 5 external reviewers.

UK-based Veritas appliance support is being killed off

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Re: O.M.G

"Trying to talk to anyone where English is not their primary language is always going to be harder, especially on a poor phone line."

I thought that would have actually included the Scottish. :P

Tired sysadmin plugged cable into wrong port, unleashed a 'virus'

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We had a security office go to a DC to run vulnerability scanning. This was the normal [terrible] process. He plugged his laptop with nessus in running as a DHCP server, and took down the enitre network, including a 60TB oracle db. Fun times!

That ridiculously stupid process was changed very shortly after that.

Call your MEP! Wikipedia blacks out for European YouTube vote

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The most important thing to me from the whole article is:

There is some animal out there with 27,326+ unread mails and 442+ unread messages.

GitLab's move off Azure to Google cloud totally unrelated to Microsoft's GitHub acquisition. Yep

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Re: How?

Probably use the equivalent of Amazon snowball device and then sync deltas for the storage. Containers will be easy enough

Australian prisoner-tracking system brought down by 3PAR defects

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Re: System outages and faults are infrequent

Same as, and about the same time frame.

And that outage was caused by admin error [me, when I knocked the power cable to the secondary container when replacing a failed one in the rack :O ].

Jeff Bezos purple prose reveals Amazon Prime's passed 100m customers

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Re: 99m, 999 thousand, 999 now

Bwahahahahahahaa! Make use of that whilst it lasts! My last employer banned the practice of "Amazon-to-work" after somebody ordered a washing machine, which caused more than a certain amount of difficulty in the post room of a large administrative office.

Ha. Amateurs. Previous company banned the practice of "packages to work" because of two reasons.

#1 Someone had a piano delivered to reception.

#2 The moronic security guards were signing for everything that came in, and the company got hit with 10K+ in import and customs duties at the end of the year.


HPE: Cloud Server WILL survive... we just need someone else to buy 'em

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Re: What I never understood...

I worked in Dell server support over 10 years ago and we had plenty of customers that were parts only or had parts onsite they replaced themselves and called up to replace stock. Not the norm but did exist.

HPE sharpening the axe for 5,000 heads – report

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Re: All Meg has done is get rid of people, her answer to eveyrthing

Hi Meg!

Why Firefox? Because not everybody is a web designer, silly

Anonymous Crowbar

Can I put my tabs under the address bar in Chrome yet? No? Then I won't be using it.

HPE's Australian tax failures may have been user error

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Re: Let me guess...

Turn the rack?

AIX-on-Power-as-a-service is a thing? Yup, a cloud just went there

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Before I left the Unix, and primarily AIX, world behind a few months ago I had been playing around with PowerVC. It was basically Openstack implementation with AIX/Power systems, and included interfaces for the v7000 SANs and Flash840 untis we had.

Spinning up images and so forth was pretty easy, once you had a recorded good state. It was kind of like on premises-cloudy stuff.

I would have thought that they would have just expanded on that?

Mozilla's trying on seven hot new spring/summer logo looks

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"Why do I suddenly feel like a game of Battlezone?"

Hey now, a little too far. The remastered version is actually quite playable :P

The future of Firefox is … Chrome

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I won't use Chrome until they give me the ability to put my tabs under the address bar.

I use FF/PaleMoon for now.

Bringing AFA SAN orphans in house

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How about IBMs FlashSystem 840 and their v7000. You hook the FS840 in, zone it all up, and the v7000 manages it as an external device, but does all the heavy lifting.

I just migrated from T1 15000 RPM disks onto Flash, using the built in vdisk mirroring. Left the flash as secondary mirror for a bit, then promoted to primary mirror. Obviously we are seeing read speed increases etc, and when we remove the T1 mirror we should see the full AFA throughput gains.

Sick of Chrome vs Firefox? Check out these 3 NEW browsers

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Re: Lynx, anyone?

Had to install lynx the other day on AIX so I could use apachectl :P

BOFH in mugnificent return to Cash'n'Carrion

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I am in Ireland and can confirm there is one in the canteen here also.

Hollywood vs hackers: Vulture cracks Tinseltown keyboard cornballs

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Re: Hackers

I actually liked the Swordfish Soundtrack as well......

Windows 10 feedback: 'Microsoft, please do a deal with Google to use its browser'

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Re: ?

>I cannot put my tab bar at the bottom any longer (directly above the web page I'm viewing)

This is the reason I will not use chrome.

My FF is set like that @ v34, and ever since 26 or something. I am using classic theme restorer however.

Microsoft hikes support charges by NINETY TWO PER CENT

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>So in our case your brilliant "restore from back up idea" would of meant about 150,000 emails being >lost, with potentially millions of pounds worth of business.

And this is why you should be using cluster exchange servers or at least have the datastores on a SAN so another server can be rolled in....

Divinity Original Sin and Wasteland 2 reviews: Turn-based gaming's not dead yet!

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@ ColonelClaw

I'm the same. However I picked up Steam Key for Divinity for 15 bucks on ebay. Happy days.

Secure microkernel that uses maths to be 'bug free' goes open source

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Will it run Crisis?

Telstra asks users to be its next backhaul network

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Erm unless they were paying me why on earth would i let some random geezer use my connection. Not being snarky, but he can f*$k off and pay for his own.

HARD ONES: Three new PC games that are BLOODY DIFFICULT

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Re: Less than generous respawn points ... rehashing whole swathes of levels again and again

>Also, did he really say you lose ALL progress if you quit the game?

I remember that in "Steel Batalion" on the old xbox. If your mech suffers catastrophic damage, you have to smash the eject button or your character dies, and it wiped all your saves.....

The eject button was under a plastic cover as well, so you didnt hit it accidentally :P

Google helps out utterly underexposed Lego brand with Chrome toy

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Lego. The worlds largest tire manufacturer by units produced.

Indirect proposition: Inside IBM UK software supremo's profit plan

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"But what of the WebSphere middleware portfolio – home of the app server?"

Thats a joke right? Have you ever tried to use the IBM website? Websphere doesnt work.

IBM spends holiday season wrangling e-tail FAIL

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Websphere is a joke. The amount of pain using the IBM site itself is nonsense. Gateway errors, Page display errors, no errors, no loads etc.

I hate when I have to go to IBM looking for APARs, or even just information..... :(

Red Hat snuggles up to Dell with 'enterprise grade' OpenStack offer

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Re: Dell Trojan in OpenStack Cloud Services

>particularly in regard to Linux which the company only accommodates on 'one' laptop (no desktops or pre-install servers)

Ill disagree with this. In previous jobs [we don't use Dell here], I firmly remember being able to get them with RedHat, as far back [and probably further] as the 2650 circa 2004. From what I remember the 2550 was available in 2001 with RedHat also, but may be wrong on that one.

A quick look at a R415 shows various licensing options for SLES 10&11 RHEL for HPC and RHEL 6.3

Microsoft bags another glamorous Office 365 customer

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Re: Ah, Notes.

>Whereas now there's no-one that'll touch it.

>My experience of notes was via a big blue takeover.

Same. Notes was one of the main reasons i left pretty rapidly from a job I had enjoyed for over seven years. Well that, the bell curve nonsense, endless meetings with nothing being done, ridiculous work practices, and literally no incentive to do anything constructive at all. Ever.

That company needs a serious shake up. It could probably lose about 30-40% of its staff, and it may be more efficient.

Google to web: SHUT YOUR MOUTH or Chrome 32 beta will do it for you

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Re: Excellent idea.

>I'll be looking forward to FireFox doing the same though, as I won't use Chrome since they still won't let me >put the tabs underneath the address- and shortcut-bars, where they belong.

Same. I refuse to use Chrome until they allow me move my tabs where I want. Until then its Waterfox or Firefox for me.

ZOMBIE apocalypse! The 'LIVING DEAD' are HERE – Fox News confirmed it

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Fox News: The largest trolling experiment ever.

Dead PC market? In the UK? NEVER

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Re: Desktops are delicious

I find it almost impossible to work on anything less than three monitors in this day and age.

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