* Posts by Darren Davison

6 posts • joined 12 Jul 2007

Habitable HEAVY GRAVITY WORLD found just 42 light-years away

Darren Davison

another super-Earth planet orbiting a star just 42 light years away from home...

excellent news, start rounding up the lawyers and the marketeers and have a ship prepared.


Reg reader applauds World's Crappiest phish

Darren Davison

doesn't even come close to the world's worst

I received this in my inbox about 18 months ago, kept it for posterity...

We recently determined that various computers connect on your account

Lloyds TSB, Password and of multiples checs taient present before

connection. We now need assure you again information of your Lloyds TSB

account. If this n' d' is not completed; here on October 29, 2008, we will

be constrained to suspend your account indefinitely, Because it can have

uses d' fraudulent ends. We thank you for your comprehention in this

manner. To confirm your online banking of the files, click on the

following bond:

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Thank you for your patience. Lloyds TSB service customers. S' you like it

do not answer has this e-mail because c' is only one notification. Email

to send has this address cannot be answered. 1999-2008 Lloyds TSB. All

rights reserved


Eclipse to unwrap Swordfish in early April

Darren Davison

not to mention...

... ServiceMix, Mule, Camel, Spring-dm/integration - all there in the OSGi/SOA/ESB open source space before Eclipse.


Sony and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad quarter

Darren Davison
Paris Hilton

aww... bless

Such a shame to see those DRM touting, rootkit making, arrogant tossers lose all their money.

Paris, 'cos they're about as popular as each other.


Secret Service camera bought on eBay

Darren Davison
Black Helicopters

go to ground?

"However being a spy, one imagines he could be a tad hard to find if he goes to ground"

However, being stupid enough to sell a camera without wiping official secrets off the card probably suggests otherwise. I expect him to be found on his front porch in a wig and false beard, telling the authorities in a crap Russian accent that he left town.


BBC Trust to hear open sourcers' iPlayer gripes

Darren Davison

Sign the (inevitable) petition




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