* Posts by DasWezel

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Happy 20th birthday to the RADIUS RFC

DasWezel
WTF?

Re: Stock photography

On that note...

What the /hell/ is the guy on the left wearing on his face?

God save the Queen... from Donald Trump. So say 1 million Britons

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Re: Sigh

Sorry, just remind me who May works for again? Last I checked the job of PM was not that of an absolute ruler.

Drones will be able to carry 120GB footage of you in the shower if Seagate has its way

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Happy

Re: Huh?

Well, for starters the TV production industry quite like to be able to record what they're shooting...

Oracle finally targets Java non-payers – six years after plucking Sun

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That time of year again

Larry Ellison wants to buy a new yacht.

US voting machine certification agency probes potential hack

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"...el Reg publishes so much liberal anti-people propaganda"

Priceless.

Canada asks citizens: How would you like us to spy on you?

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Thumb Down

Re: Mockery

AC: Please cancel your DM subscription.

UK's new Snoopers' Charter just passed an encryption backdoor law by the backdoor

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Have you completely lost your mind?

'What this video game needs is actual footage of real gruesome deaths'

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Facepalm

PETA

Please just FOAD already.

Ad flog Plus: Adblock Plus now an advertising network, takes cash to broker web banners

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An ad-blocker that permits adverts

... is not an ad-blocker.

Installed uBlock a while ago and ditched ABP because, well, it's not really an ad-blocker now, is it?

Mars to get Chinese delivery. Estimated time of arrival: 2020

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Re: Please consider changing the title

A rover, built in China (by the Chinese) is being delivered to Mars. Nope, I'd say that's about an appropriate a headline as El Reg does. Quite how it's culturally insensitive is beyond me. If it is genuinely offensive to Chinese readers, then sure, by all means reword it.

Out of curiousity, what title would not cause you to become culturally sensitised?

Did Donald Trump really just ask Russia to hack the US govt? Yes, he did

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Facepalm

Re: Americans...

@WatAWorld

"The Brexit thing is actually a good idea, nothing to be embarrassed about."

I am forced to completely and totally disagree with you. Ignoring the actual result itself (which is still frankly a wildcard at best) the month or so of squabbling, infighting, outright lies, scapegoating and straight-up bullshit being spaffed about by both sides was a national f'ing disgrace. That's without taking into consideration the violence and publicly-broadcast hate that were fuelled by the issue.

As far as I can tell, even before the first vote was cast, we made ourselves look like squabbling, childish fuckwits on the global stage. If that's not something to be embarrassed about, then we've certainly lost any right to tell another country to be ashamed of itself.

Use Brexit to save smokers' lives and plug vaping, say peers

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Facepalm

Re: Ban the vape!

And I'll bet you spend more time in the fug than you would otherwise by taking a few moments to berate the user. Lawks.

Who'll guard your personal data post-Brexit?

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If you can't provide a credible citation to a wild claim ("surrender the right to govern ourselves" is right up there with that thing about "child's birthright" crap I saw on Faceache the other day), then to you, I say fsck off and die.

Same goes for both sides.

In this particular case, it's not that our politicians are incapable of passing an equivalent law, and more to do with the fact I wouldn't trust them with a bucket of water if my genitals were on fire, let alone to make the right decision about my personal data.

Don’t let the Barmy Brexiteers wreck #digital #europe

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"You don't even need to listen to EU-sceptics to find solid arguments to leave that anti-democratic monstrosity behind."

I've been listening, but haven't yet heard an argument that stands up to scrutiny. Or cites a reliable (and neutral) reference. At all.

Seriously, I'd be more than happy to vote to leave *if* someone can present a good case for it. That stands up to scrutiny, and doesn't rely on facts that fall apart when context is applied.

Why does an Android keyboard need to see your camera and log files – and why does it phone home to China?

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Facepalm

App Permissions

... Are why I spent some appreciable time on my replacement phone last night looking for a simple flashlight widget.

No stupid fully-blown app, no ads, no stupid strobe effects, just a simple widget to toggle the camera flash LED. Preferably without claiming to be the "brightest" app too.

Considering the LED toggle seems to be the Android equivalent of Hello World, trying to find one that wasn't full of crap was decidedly trying.

Q: Is it wrong to dress as a crusader for an England match?

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The beautifully ironic of the pseudo-patriotic far-right nutjob's tendency to drop subtle links to the crusades all over the shop (lions bleedin' everywhere for a kickoff) is that when you actually go to research the crusades, the term 'pillage' is generally only just used sparingly enough to not qualify as punctuation, and by all accounts Richard I was a bloody awful husband, son and king. Contrary to whatever prescription-strength rose-tinted glasses Disney were rocking when they churned out Robin Hood to the young masses of the 1970s.

pterry was bang on the money with the line "The pamphlet was very patriotic. That is, it talked about killing foreigners."

Our CompSci exam was full of 'typos', admits Scottish exam board

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Angel

Re: Brilliant...

I'd argue otherwise, as most Indians I've dealt with have a much better grasp of English.

'Feature-complete' Windows Server 2016 preview 5 lands

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Linux

"Look,s its shell FFS. Get the first version right and dont change the bastard."

Linux user who regrettably has to deal with Windows sometimes. Personally, found the later versions of powershell genuinely surprising in terms of the sheer power available. Actually in /some/ ways quite like the idea of return data being either formatted to screen or passed as an object to another function.

No bloody clue to how use most of it without extensive googling though.

Ubuntu 16.04 LTS arrives today complete with forbidden ZFS

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Re: memory requirements?

ZFS' memory requirements are nothing particularly out of the ordinary unless you enable deduplication.

I tried this out on a copy of an rsync backup host with 16G of RAM and ~3T of backups to crunch. Carnage ensued.

Error checks? Eh? What could go wrong, really? (DoSing a US govt site)

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Pint

Re: But the program is error free!

"My favorite was standing behind one of my programmers one day and watching him...."

I can only imagine just how calm, comfortable, unpressured and in no way likely to make any stupid mistakes that guy was with you leering over his shoulder, ready to sack him at the slightest sign of not being the bestest best programmer ever.

The beer is for that guy.

NSA boss reveals top 3 security nightmares that keep him awake at night

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IT Angle

Eh?

"What happens when they use cyber for destruction?" he asked

... What? That sentence reads like it was an excerpt frrom the Daily Mail.

Land Rover Defender dies: Production finally halted by EU rules

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Safety?

Anyone who bought a Defender for school-run safety reasons is a bit of a fool. It was never designed to absorb impacts - the crumple zone is your face. It was designed in a time where "occupant protection" meant "not driving it like a spoon", and if you ask it to keep you comfy in a crash, it'll respond by doing it's very best to kill you. It doesn't ask that you respect the fact you're driving 2T of metal - it demands it.

And I think for those who own them for the adventure of it, that's part of the appeal. It's back-to-basics motoring where you're so much more involved with what's going on. Nothing is really hidden from you behind a wall of plastic and "sight-of-tools-will-void-warranty" stickers.

Disclaimer: My daily-driver is a 1972 leaf-sprung Series III with a diseasil engine transplant from a 1994 Discovery. I'm warm, dry, surprisingly comfortable and can hold a conversation at 70MPH. (And I do about 15k a year in her!)

Plain cruelty: Boffins flay Linux ransomware for the third time

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Re: FOSS?

"... products with more resources / investment are usually better- Just like Open Office versus MS Office, etc, etc."

IIS/Apache, Internet Explorer/Firefox etc. etc... Er, wait a minute.

What the world needs now is Pi, sweet $5 Raspberry Pi Zero

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Pint

Re: Overpriced

This weekend, I shall be building a turntable controller for a model railway. Stepper motors and switches, and a need for a non-tech to pull the SD card and fiddle with the settings to suit his layout. (So Arduino is out for a super-fast development lash-up) - I'd say this is absolutely not useless. In fact I'd say it's just cut costs by £25 over a standard PiB2, and will do the job /perfectly/.

I believe you may have inadvertently confused your opinion for fact. It happens, have a beer.

Microsoft's OneDrive price hike has wrecked its cloud strategy

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Re: Linux to the rescue! Again!

"Just install Linux Mint. Simples!"

TIFTFY.

Your second sentence is utter tripe. Not least an OS shouldn't ever 'support cloud storage' - it's the OS, not the desktop environment. See here: https://www.google.co.uk/?q=define:+operating+system

The moment you start bundling 'cloud storage support' and other rubbish into the OS, you've got crapware.

Jeremy Corbyn wins Labour leadership election

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Re: I've not been paying that much attention but I hear...

In fairness, really nice but bonkers has got to be an improvement on slimy shitstain on their way up the greasy pole and to hell with the consequences...

Even if he turns out to be the next Screaming Lord Sutch, at least politics might be a little bit more interesting than 650 identical and highly suits jeering at each other like schoolchildren in the playground. Honestly, it's pathetic.

T-Mobile US CEO calls his subscribers thieves, gripes about 'unlimited' limited tethering

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Facepalm

Data != Data

Who cares what's using it? It's data. What is using it is entirely the customer's business, as long as it's within contract. And if the term "unlimited" will be bandied about like an excited 7-year old with glitter, what do you expect?

It is rather like someone a few years ago saying: "Unlimited data! (As long as you use the shitty USB Thompson modem. First sign of a router and we're branding you a thief.)"

Rock reboot and the Welsh windy wonder: Centre for Alternative Technology

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Go

Re: ...despite its fluffy image, the centre eschews cloud computing....

I'm amazed the aforementioned fibre hasn't been taken out permanently by a tree. Lost count of the number of times the railway mess landline at Maespoeth got taken out by the buggers a few years back!

Sods law says you'll get connected for less than a week before the road's blocked again by splintered remains of tree and fibre...

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Re: Shameless plug

You forgot the Corris Railway, a couple of miles up the road. No IT angle, tech, or renewable energy as such, just a lovely small preserved narrow-gauge steam railway. :-)

IT jargon is absolutely REAMED with sexual double-entendres

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unzip, strip, top, less, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep.

Who doesn't love a bit of *nix?

Brassiere belays boob-bound bullet, begetting bruised breastbone

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Boffin

Re: Life-saving, really?

"How much impact can a bra-wire really stop? To my best knowledge*), they are similar in gauge to coat hangers"

I hope you're not impugning one of the best bodging supplies (the coat hangers, not the bra) known to man here.

Perhaps middle-aged blokes SHOULDN'T try 34-hour-long road trips

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Holmes

Lane merging

On the topic of fast merging to slow, or slow merging to fast, there seems to be a lot of support for slow merging to fast, either to encourage slow traffic to speed up, or what have you. Which I can kind of understand, given that more or less every normal car now sold will crack 90MPH or more.

I'd like to bring to the floor lorries, heavily-laden vans and tippers, 1 litre student shoeboxes with more than two people, and my 40+ year-old Land Rover. Which will happily sit at 70MPH all day long, right until the moment I hit a hill, especially since I have to be about 70 miles from home to hit a motorway, and on those occasions, I'm usually fully-laden.

In these cases, the option of going faster just isn't there - we're running at full chat, with the throttle pedal usually making a cracking impression on the footwell, and the engine screaming for mercy.

If I were to be forced to join a faster lane (rather than have the faster lane merge) then I'm relying on either being let out by some kind soul (who in turn will be cursed by all and sundry behind him), forcing my way into lane (and causing a stampede on assorted brake pedals), or losing speed (and potentially being forced to stop) until a gap appears. At which point the next vehicle that comes will likely be even harder on the anchors than it would be otherwise.

Just my tuppence-worth from the slower side of life. We're doing what we can, even if we're doing it slowly!

JavaScript creator Eich's latest project: KILL JAVASCRIPT

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Re: Does that include Welsh?

Nah, you'll know it supports Welsh when true/false functions return "Da iawn bach".

Then you're tidy.

Intel inside: Six of the best affordable PC laptops

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Paris Hilton

Nipples

They're not all bad. Okay, that Acer keyboard looks as though ergonomic design is something that happens to other people, but I for one started using nipple-nav on Thinkpads a few years ago, and haven't looked back.

The downside is I now find touchpads utterly intolerable, but that's just one man's opinion.

Freeparking hit by DDoS, vexed customers scream into abyss

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Coat

Cor.

"El Reg has contacted Freeparking for further comment."

That's damn good going, I had enough trouble trying to contact them before the recent shambles!

Oh, shoppin’ HELL: I’m in the supermarket of the DAMNED

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Facepalm

The potential is there....

And has been since day one. Scanning things isn't hard, but whoever designed those automatic checkouts needs a reality check. I'm pretty sure it'd be possible to design it without it being a completely unusable PITA.

Design by committee in action. One that's been doing their shopping online for a good couple of years.

Land Rover's return: Last orders and leather seats for Defender nerds

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Re: Nice Specs. Are They Rose-Tinted?

"I went through four of them back in the day —from a Series IIA to a couple of Defenders and they all needed constant fettling."

My daily driver (60-mile commute) is a 1972 88" Series III. Just got back in from a 400-mile round trip to see family this weekend, with many of those cracking 70-odd on the motorway. Had to raid the toolbox only once, and that was to disassemble a table.

I'll grant the BL-build quality was awful, because as a general rule they barely built them at all. But the reputation about reliability is - I'd say - mainly down to shonky maintenance (or naff parts, thanks Sh*tpart) and/or abuse. (So most farm-hacks or anything set up for "off-roading") As evidenced by the state of this one when I got it.

Maintain them correctly, use quality parts and fluids, and they'll get to the ends of the earth. (Eventually!)

Hi! You've reached TeslaCrypt ransomware customer support. How may we fleece you?

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Stop

Re: How

"If my plumbing or my car starts playing up I might have an idea but I don't have the skills or the tools to fix complicated problems, it's not my job so I hire a plumber or a mechanic to look at it."

While this is mostly true, you'll in all probability try to hire a plumber or mechanic recommended to you or that generally has a good reputation. You probably won't hire Honest Jeff because he was first to rock up outside your house, pushing his rickety wooden cart, and promising to do the job for a really good price and of course he can keep an eye on things while you nip down to the shops to get some cash.

World of the strange: There will be NINE KINDS of Windows 10

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Stop

Re: Hmmmm less and less of a selling point.

"It's slowly beginning to win in the server room, but your nan is never going to be able to figure out which version does what for her home laptop."

Your nan (re)installs Windows herself? Kudos.

Cross-dressing blokes storm NSA HQ: One shot dead, one hurt

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Trollface

Re: Kerfuffle?

More of a fracas if you ask me.

RIP Sir Terry Pratchett: Discworld author finally gets to meet DEATH

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Pint

For is it not written

... When you have got to go, you have got to go?

Here's raising one to you, pterry. RIP

Snowden 'ready to return to US', claims lawyer

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Facepalm

Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but I for one cannot pummel the downvote button on your particular opinion hard enough.

Some of Joe Public are very interested in why we should unknowingly sacrifice our privacy to an arm of government that simply says "trust us, because you don't need to know".

BOFH in mugnificent return to Cash'n'Carrion

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Pint

Re: Pint?

It's the proper imperial pint! Is there any other kind?

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Unhappy

What do you mean...

... it doesn't contain a full pint?

I can't be doing with going back and forth to the gin cabinet all day long, I've got too much going on already!

Legalese and coding? Yup, it's the open-source FOSDEM shindig

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Facepalm

Re: RMS

I have met RMS and - while he knows his stuff - I was forced to categorise him as an individual under "Bellend". Serious people-issues in there somewhere.

Great to listen to his lectures. Bloody difficult to ask him a question though unless it's under ~5 words though (although I understand that's partially to do with US culture or some such.) Happily I wasn't looking after him while he was in the area...

Pirate Bay admins 'couldn't care less' about police raid

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Black Helicopters

*Anon because post is based on speculative bollocks.

There, I fixed it for you. :-)

Faster Macbook Air pops out: What, a NEW Apple thing and ZERO fanfare?

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Re: Cracking value

I'll ignore the Windows-based stuff since I don't actually run Microshite.

I would argue with you on #2 though... It's no more or less resources to swap to disk, it's just faster with an SSD. Secondly, relying on swap to make up for a lack of dedicated memory out of the box is pretty poor form.

I'll grant that okay, it seems that my assumption of what should come with a ~£750 machine - Mac or otherwise - these days appears to have been a bit high, but can we forget about the damn OS and concentrate on the hardware?

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Re: Cracking value

For the record, all my gear runs either Debian or Mint. ;-)

I personally think that for £750, 4Gb is a little stingy. Dell's XPS and it's non-upgradable memory is even worse, I'll grant.

@Steve Todd: Also for the record, my main laptop is a ~6-year old Thinkpad X61 with 4Gb of memory... It cost me a smidge over £100 on fleabay. Not a fair comparison I'll grant, but a couple of fresh batteries and an SSD, and it's more than capable. If I want a portable powerhouse, then while the new Macbook's internals would be better, the whole memory limitation comes straight back into focus.

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Cracking value

I mean, 4Gb of RAM in a £750 machine? How in the seven hells is that an acceptable level of memory for the price these days?

Cinnamon Desktop: Breaks with GNOME, finds beefed-up Nemo

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Re: Terminal sessions:

@Pirate Dave: Clearly, you've not used cmus.

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