* Posts by Martin-73

1704 publicly visible posts • joined 28 Oct 2013

To make this computer work, users had to press a button. Why didn't it work? Guess

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Re: Press the button

//It turned out that the team foreman had utterly misunderstood the layout diagramme.//

lemme guess, it was the one where the UPS was placed there to make the wiring layout more self evident?

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Re: Manual is optional,

Yes, also please don't assume that we all run windows Vista

Loathsome eighties ladder-climber levelled by a custom DOS prompt

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Re: When I were a lad

physical 0s? Luxury, we had to code using a magnetized needle and a steady hand!

[with apologies to Randall Munroe]

California legalizes digital license plates for all vehicles

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Re: Running out of entries -Don't understand that

65535 trailers is enough for anybody

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Re: Why?

I like the way you people think, hence me sticking around despite this huge spelling debacle

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Re: Why?

To be fair, speeding isn't my issue here, in that case, the idiot deserves the fine, the issue is the UK habit of having ANPR on private car parks with obfuscated rules, combined with the DVLA handing out details to any scammer who asks

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interesting, thank you for the insight :)

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or a normal license plate with a means to attach to the trailer, but i see where you're coming from and some of them could do with a marker pen in their Christmas stocking

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yes, always seemed odd to me as a brit, having trailers with a separate license plate number, it's not a vehicle, it's part of the towing unit

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Re: Why?

Would be handy for those annoying car parks with ANPR enforced nazism

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this is 100% normal in most of the civilized world

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Never understood places with no front plate requirement, how does that work visiting a place where front plates are required?

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Can someone explain to me what these are for? it sounds very james bond...

I can't personally see a use case (from a UK perspective). Is it to stop them having to have prisoners stamp out license plates?

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to be fair, that's ONE bit of 1984 i am ok with, all it's doing is checking if the person is licensed, taxed and insured.

The Metaverse is the internet no one wants

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Re: The Reg techies might reconsider if you contact them

This is an excellent reminder. However, for myself, i prefer old school html ... yes i am old

. Underlined, blue=unvisited, purple=visited, the web as it was intended.

Now get off my lawn, most of it's dead due to the drought

No, working in IT does not mean you can fix anything with a soldering iron

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Point of order

"“To most of them anything involving computers is all 'IT',"

This person is not wrong, hence why i went back to molesting wires

You thought you bought software – all you bought was a lie

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Re: "You own, at most, a serial number"

Feeling similar here, this situation is ridiculous, america may be very great at many things, spelling isn't one of them

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Re: "You own, at most, a serial number"

You sir, need to fight that. Mold is an incorrect spelling

Fixing an upside-down USB plug: A case of supporting the insupportable

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Re: Real breadboard builds

if i keep giving you beers, you can't drive.

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Re: Real breadboard builds

As someone got the reference... I tried to do this in the mid to late 80s (the project from said book). It did work eventually... but was a comedy of errors worthy of a silent film starring most of the carry on crew.

My naïve assumption that the smallest speaker would be the cheapest led to me spending over the odds for a 1.5" speaker.

Then the Indian electronics store owner didn't know the difference between cm and inches, and presented me with a 10" ferrite rod, the largest he could find... and I had to trawl all over town for the one radio and tv shop where the chap still had a folder full of components (yes, a literal foolscap sized folder with plastic pockets), with three OC71s, brand new, resting in peace.

To the upvoter, have yet another beer, for the memories.

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Re: Upside down 3.5" floppies

Indeed, when you can't lose, you can take more chances and go further into the system than otherwise. Fixed a 700 pound (value, not weight) multifunction electrical tester for that reason, Megger wanted over the value of it to fix the issue. Turned out to be cracked solder joints at the 4mm sockets, but to get to them involved about 2 hrs of disassembly

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Re: Upside down 3.5" floppies

Programme was definitely the computer spelling in the 8 bit era, the BBC even played on it with 'the computer programme'. But Yes, it's shifted in the short time since then ;)

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Re: Real breadboard builds

first obtain some OC71s....

Sage denies misleading customers over perpetual licensing, users not happy

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Clear fraud.

They should have understood standards would change. And not thrown around the word 'perpetual'.

they are still in business, they can allow those people perpetual access to the new versions. Free. As they already paid for it

Ex-eBay execs jailed for cyberstalking web critics

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Knowing how ebay treats sellers, having been one, harassment doesn't surprise me in the least, it was always about 'the corporation;'

Reverse DNS queries may reveal too much, computer scientists argue

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Facepalm

Don't want stuff seen in public, don't PUT it in public...

required text... RDNS is a basic function

City isn't keen on 5,000 erratic, traffic-jam-causing GM robo-cars on its streets

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Re: Alternative strategies

Yes, for Lunatic... they shouldn't be on the public road, period. I see your point about losing the ability to drive, but hopefully the tech will be fit for purpose WHEN that unfortunate day happens to you. Right now, it is not fit for purpose, and extremely dangerous

Consolidation looms for UK broadband providers

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Re: Yeah but...

Indeed Toob are doing the infrastructure way ahead of their 'go live' date. Not sure quite why

BOFH: You want presentation layer, but we're physical layer

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Re: Thank you Simon

Yes the spelling on this site has become atrocious

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Re: Mac Problems are easily dealt with

I've found apple devices extremely difficult to use, especially iOS, but even macbooks and imacs are .... quirky as all hell, swapping control for cmd, for example, refusing to learn words in autocorrect, refusing to talk to each other , the list goes on

BT CEO orders staff: Back to the office or risk 'disciplinary action'

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Yes my uncle took BT's retirement package just after the thef...err privatization by the thatcher, he'd been working for them since they were the Telephones dept of the GPO in the mid 60s, straight from school. Got a really nice lump sum, plus so much per year of service.

China discovers unknown mineral on the moon, names it Changesite-(Y)

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Re: Curly -- or Straight?

Indeed, a good Cornish Pasty is a delight... a poor one, an absolute disgrace, there IS NO middle ground. Hope you satisfied your craving

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Re: Helium-3 vs. Helium-4

If your shower is at 1.2K, twist the knob slightly, which will turn it to somewhat hotter than the surface of the sun.

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Re: Curly -- or Straight?

I thought the anti-pasty was made by Ginsters

Chemical plant taken offline by the best one of all: C8H10N4O2

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Re: Orange Squash

Not to do with computers, but equally expensive at the time (early 80s) we had a VCR destroyed by a cassette from our local video rental place. The previous renter had managed to spill orange squash into the cassette... it physically tore the heads off the machine. To add insult to injury, the video store threatened to charge US for the damage to their precious tape. Fortunately my mother had a solicitor... they ended up paying for the repairs

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Re: Sugary soft drinks ...

Yep, i only drink diet drinks around my pc, and indeed in the works van. Spills can be cleaned up easily

Halfords slapped on wrist for breaching email marketing laws

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it was a glitch, bought stuff today and got asked, i said no. no fight

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Yes it was, and interesting, i had to buy oil the other day and was also surprised at the lack of email address demand. Maybe the message DID get thru despite the paltry fine (bad publicity?)

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Re: One of those places

oof, that's a bit rich

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Re: One of those places

Halfords are the only retailer that routinely asks for your email address in face to face sales, that i regularly encounter. Sure, there are others... but halfords always sticks in my memory, i suspect because they're agressive about asking

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Re: One of those places

Indeed.... they ask for mine, i tell them no, if they push, and say 'it's just for the email receipt' they get fukoff@die.com ... because i once gave them my address, took a stern email to a supposedly private address within their corporate monolith to get my address removed (simply marking it do not send spam' wasn't acceptable to me)

Amazon drivers unionize after AI sends them on 'impossible' routes

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Re: Just like IR35?

But they are, so is the idiot uber india spambot that thinks my name is Khan

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On a minor personal note, Waze is also good at doing this as an individual satellite navigation app... 'my AI says this route is equally fast'

The AI doesn't note that one route is a dual carriageway (2 lanes in each direction, with a central barrier/median) and the other is a 5'6" wide farm track with tractors coming the other way....

Xcel smart thermostat users lose their cool after power company locks them out

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One wonders, is there a constitutional way for the US to FORCE texarse to secede from the union? Kinda 'you can't quit, you're fired'.... or even better, give it to mexico

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Re: "I'll let my badly-insulated apartment reach 82ºF (28ºC) but there are no people"

of course i can't, anything about 14C is unhealthily hot

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Re: Wait, what?

Also from the UK, which is WHERE THE REGISTER IS FROM. Why they use antiquated units is beyond me, doesn't the reg have its own unit system? May i suggest 'deci-texashouseholds' ?

US court backs FCC decision to let SpaceX fly Starlink sats at lower altitudes

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Re: Not really an item for the US courts

it's ok, the Chinese will shoot it down in revenge for Huawei's ban :)

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Nooo, it's me who has an obsessive hatred of the sociopath :)

Google Play to ban Android VPN apps from interfering with ads

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Re: Sideload

Yup, came here to say this, just download the APK and Robert's your Mother's Brother

BOFH and the case of the disappearing teaspoons

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Re: you owe me

LPL could crack the new key in LESS than the lifetime of the universe... video is 2.20 long