Flip Flop Flip Flop
Buy worlds best phone company for 7 billion dollaroonies, Halt their projects to build Android phones. Make them build crappy Microsoft Lumia phones, luckily the worlds eyes aren't painted on and no one bought them. Flail around for a few years pretending everything is going fine. Then produce a remodelled 17 year old phone and give it 3G and ANDROID. Unrelenting innovation from MS as always.