* Posts by Oh Homer

1134 publicly visible posts • joined 18 Oct 2013

No more Service Packs for Microsoft Office? HA! Think again, Ballmer!

Oh Homer
Facepalm

It's not a service pack, it's a "new product". Honest.

Uh-huh.

Google coughs up $17m to end Safari STALKER COOKIE brouhaha

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Childcatcher

Re: "[justice will] cost you a lot more money for zero gain"

Personally I think justice is a far bigger gain than mere money, and I would in fact pursue the case relentlessly until justice was served, money be damned.

However you're right in that, sadly, the only way to achieve justice in a capitalist judicial system is to buy it, and those who can't afford to do so have no legal recourse.

This could easily be remedied by legislating that all claimants must pay the defendant's legal expenses in advance, and they will only be able to recover them in the event of winning the case. That would also be a disincentive for settling out of court (i.e. extortion), as they'd forfeit those expenses, although frankly I think "extra-legal" measures of all kinds, including out of court settlements, should simply be abolished.

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Terminator

"doesn't admit wrongdoing in the settlement"

Not specific to this case, but I have to laugh when defendants settle then claim they don't admit any wrongdoing. If they didn't do anything wrong, then why settle?

By settling, they're sending the message that either a) they're guilty, making the "no wrongdoing" claim farcical, or b) they've been bullied into submission, and therefore the justice system is farcical, or worse, more akin to racketeering.

Personally I think out of court "settlements" should be honestly recognised for what they really are: legalised bribery and extortion, and should be outlawed. If you have a claim, then prove it, or shut up ... then go to prison for making a fraudulent claim.

As it stands, the American system of "justice" is nothing but a (rich) opportunist's wet-dream.

Winamp is still a thing? NOPE: It'll be silenced forever in December

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Unhappy

Re: And a lovely player it was

I usually don't have anything good to say about Windows or its apps, but on this occasion I have to tip my hat and mourn the passing of an absolute classic, indeed seminal piece of software.

Although the software I'm talking about actually died a long time ago, over fourteen years ago in fact, so mourning its passing now is a bit like mourning the passing of the real Napster long after it had been assimilated and commercialised.

Still, as iconic moments go, this is a sad one.

But weep not, intrepid Ampers, because you can still relive the classic Winamp experience vicariously through Audacious and QMMP.

Patent law? It's all about Apples, Newton and iPads

Oh Homer

False assumption of ownership

"IP" is not legitimate property, it's merely the arrogant assumption of ownership, like a land-grab that first requires displacing the indigenous inhabitants (i.e. all former contributors).

Actual, real property requires there to be a verifiable provenance of unique transactions, that legitimately transfers ownership of a unique article from one person to the next.

But the provenance of knowledge (i.e. "IP") is unverifiable, because it has so many largely unaccountable sources. It's also typically acquired (learnt) without record, isn't transferred exclusively (many people can learn the same thing at the same time), and moreover is always derivative, to one degree or another, and therefore should not rightfully be any one person's exclusive "property".

Indeed "IP" is often required to cite its sources (e.g. patents), which means those who drafted "IP" laws were acutely aware of the fact that they were facilitating the monopolisation of other people's work.

That means "IP" itself is actually theft, according to the "IP" proponents' own ethos.

Any practical argument in favour of "IP" is therefore a bit like arguing about the practical benefits of using a shotgun to rob a bank. The question should not be; "How are we supposed to rob banks without shotguns?", it should be; "How can we make money without robbing banks?"

Firefox reveals new look: rounded rectangles

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Facepalm

Blimey, it's Chrome

No really, it looks exactly like Chrome, right down to the icons.

The only discernable difference I can see is the separate search box.

That's great for people who like Chrome, I suppose, but then if they like Chrome, why would they use Firefox?

And so Mozilla's relentless march towards idiocy continues.

Lavabit founder: Feds ORDERED email providers to stay open

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Big Brother

Not allowed to be secure

"DoJ attorneys also dismissed Lavabit's argument that disclosing its encryption keys was incompatible with offering a secure email service. Marketing a business as a "secure" service to consumers provides no legal obstacle to court orders"

Or in other words: you're not allowed to secure yourself against your own government.

Even if that government is basically a fascist regime, clearly in the wrong, and in serious violation of your human rights.

Which is exactly why you'd want to secure yourself against it in the first place.

Hmm.

CHRISTMAS MIRACLE! Dell's Android PC on a stick to ship with Santa

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Paris Hilton

Power over HDMI

Yes, I thought that was unusual.

Presumably this can't be plugged into just any old HD TV, then?

Indonesia turns Twitter into very leaky diplomatic bag

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Happy

Never mind the story...

I'm still trying to get over "Bambang".

LOL!

Oh Homer
Mushroom

"Are the UKIP running that country yet?"

That's about as likely as the US becoming a democracy.

'PATHETIC' Galaxy Gear sales skewer smartwatch HYPE-O-GASM bubble

Oh Homer
Facepalm

It's not because it's Samsung

It's simply that wearing a calculator "smart" watch is possibly the naffest thing imaginable.

Sony scoffs at the Microsoft EX-BOX: A MILLION PS4s sell in ONE day

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Childcatcher

A fool and his money...

Actually, that should probably be "a child and his foolish parent's money..."

Also, I think they've got the product name wrong. This is the PS2.5, Shirley, given that apparently it does even less than the PS3.

(No, not an XBone fanboi either.)

CEO of bloated outsourcing firm Capita quits after 26 years

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Big Brother

huge boat of TAXPAYERS' cash

See title.

WHO ate all the PIs? Sales of Brit mini-puter pass 2 MEELLION

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Headmaster

"And yet how many are in schools being used by kids to learn how to code?"

According to Eben Upton, about 200,000 (see video), albeit not as part of a formal curriculum, simply because there are almost no computer science teachers in UK schools (an absolute travesty), there's only those who "teach" that glorified secretarial course called "ICT" (a.k.a. Microsoft 101).

Sadly, although the RPF can build computers, it can't build computer science teachers, nor can it force school boards to employ them.

Of course, the lack of computer science teachers is itself largely due to a lack of computer science being taught in schools.

This vicious cycle was brought to you by the The Department for Education, sponsored by Microsoft.

Oh Homer
Childcatcher

Money, money, money

"The Raspberry Pi Foundation is a charity founded in 2009 to promote the study of basic computer science in schools"

Just thought I'd spell it out for our money-obsessed fiends friends.

Who’s Who: a Reg quest to find the BEST DOCTOR

Oh Homer
Alien

Tom Baker

The End.

(Actually, for me it was, because I never watched another episode after that.)

When three Linux journos go crowdfunding

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Holmes

The reasons the team quit

Are explained by the team themselves on Reddit:

"AndrewJamesGregory 13 points 3 days ago ... The straw that broke the camel's back for me was that Future PLC cut the page count of every magazine, regardless of how well they were doing, in an effort to cut costs (of at least, an effort to be seen to be cutting costs in fromnt(sic) of the institutional investors in the City of London who own 80-odd per cent of Future). Linux Format was doing well; we'd increased our circulation and our profits, despte(sic) rising costs of print, having no digital edition suitable to Linux users etc. So I found it pretty galling that, to pay for other magazines' falling circulations, the quality of our product had to suffer by having pages taken away from it. What made this worse is that at the same time, the PLC announced that it would be reinstating the divident(sic) payment for shareholders. I saw this as taking value away from the readers, the subscribers, and putting directly into the hands of the shareholders. This is unfair."

Also, it seems there were problems with the digital edition:

"Padfoots 10 points 3 days ago ... Of course, when the digital version arrived, it was via an app that only worked on Windows. Eventually they got a version on Google Play, and iOS.

The annoying thing, the magazine never emerged in a digital format for their target audience, Linux users.

benev 12 points 3 days ago ... You have no idea how annoying this was from inside the team. There was absolutly(sic) no technical reason for this. Everything was set up for a DRM-free PDF subscription more than two years ago and it constantly got held up by someone in Future publishing who wouldn't speak to us (the LXF team). No reasons were ever given to us for the hold up. It was only on the Ubuntu software store because we could do this without waiting for the same chain of approval.

WE WILL NOT DO THIS ON LINUX VOICE. Our digital editions will be DRM free and available on all Linuxes. Sorry for shouting, but I wanted to be clear."

Apparently Future Publishing suffers from an advanced form of intellectual monopoly hysteria called DRM-itis.

Oh Homer
Linux

The anti-choice "fragmentation" mantra

Stems from the arrogant and cultish mentality that everyone should have the same preferences.

Personally I've been gagging for a quality yet impartial GNU/Linux magazine, although I'm not convinced the dead-tree method has much of a Future (pun intended), despite the anomalous peak in sales, which must be offset by the drop in page count and content/advertising ratio.

Certainly we could use a bit of professional journalism to counter the typical mixture of in-house squabbling and dry, humourless technical material that prevails in the GNU/Linux blogosphere. A bigger and less commercially-oriented Linux Format, in essence.

I'd buy it. I'd even be happy to contribute to it.

'I'm BIG, I'm BALD and I'm LOUD!' Blubbering Ballmer admits HE was Microsoft's problem

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Big Brother

Re: Steve Ballmer was Microsoft.

Using "Ballmer" and "soul" in the same sentence is an oxymoron, Shirley, except perhaps of the context in "swallowing".

Oh Homer
Trollface

Shite and retiring

Yup.

Sony's new PlayStation 4 and open source FreeBSD: The TRUTH

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Paris Hilton

Another win for open-source leechers

So not only has Sony made a stripped-down PS3, that subsequently doesn't even work (although it's already defective by design), but it turns out they couldn't even be bothered writing their own OS for it.

And of course, thanks to the wonders of BSD licensing, Sony will never release even a single line of source for our its software.

I'm just amazed that anyone is gullible enough to pay for something that awful.

Sony's new PlayStation 4: Early faults ENRAGE some buyers

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Pirate

Defective by Design

And also apparently by accident.

Well at least Sony is being consistent.

Linux backdoor squirts code into SSH to keep its badness buried

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Linux

Re: Infection Vector?

While it's important to openly and honestly recognise security vulnerabilities, in many cases what's implied as "software insecurity" often has bugger-all to to with the security of the actual software, certainly in the realm of generally secure operating systems like GNU/Linux and *BSD, and is more likely to be due to a password compromised by social engineering, then used to gain full access, at which point it's game over and no amount of "software security" could possibly defend against it.

That's also true of most of what passes for "malware" on Android, nearly every example of which is actually a rogue application that must be deliberately downloaded, installed, granted permissions and run by the user. Again, that has exactly zero to do with "software security", it's PEBKAC, and I'm afraid there's no software on earth that can mitigate stupidity.

Genuine software insecurity is far more likely to be found in the realm of proprietary operating systems and applications, where the lack of public scrutiny of the sources means bugs, and consequently security vulnerabilities, are rife, and typically remain unaddressed for extended periods, long enough to be widely exploited.

So I doubt this latest scare has anything to do with the security of GNU/Linux or Free Software in general, at least there's been no evidence to support that theory. But those who despise the principle of intellectual freedom will nonetheless use any excuse to attack Free Software.

I still recall the retarded comments made by Ashley Highfield, former director of "Future Media and Technology" at the BBC, who infamously claimed; "It’s almost a contradiction in terms, if you have DRM how can you have it open source? Because open source people will be able to find out how it works and get round it."

Highfield seemed blissfully ignorant of the fact that the sources for things like PGP were (and still are) available for decades, without its encryption being compromised. The same is true of most encryption software, so there's no reason DRM, or any other kind of software, should be any different.

Ironically (but unsurprisingly) Highfield went on to work for Microsoft, where he was responsible for such things as the proprietary MSN, Hotmail and Windows Live/Instant Messenger services, all of which have have a long track record of security issues.

I find it odd that whenever there's a security breach involving GNU/Linux passwords being compromised by (typically) social engineering, much is made of the fact that it's Linux, and that Linux is Open Sauce®, but whenever genuine software insecurities are exposed in proprietary software, there's an eerie silence on the subject of closed sources.

PlayStation daddy on new PS4: She's ALL 'PLAY', NO 'Station' this time

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Paris Hilton

Re: Genious!

Woosh!

Oh Homer
Facepalm

"We stopped trying to make a product that was all things to all people"

In other words, the new and "improved" model has been deliberately designed to be worse than the old model.

Genious!

Samsung debuts its spanking new Tizen OS-for-mobes .... in a camera

Oh Homer
Paris Hilton

No pics?

OK, have a video.

'Hmm, which is more important: connectivity or malaria vaccine?'

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Childcatcher

Both

For different but equally important reasons.

Thought you didn't need to show ID in the UK? Wrong

Oh Homer
Alien

Passport? What passport?

It's been years since I had a valid passport. I had a provisional drivers license ... about 20 years ago. About the only means of identification I have is my birth certificate, and I'm not sure if that even qualifies for the sort of checks being proposed, as it doesn't bear my photo, current or otherwise.

I suppose that makes me an "alien", anecdotal evidence to the contrary notwithstanding.

Which planet will they deport me to, I wonder?

Huawei was never interested in buying Blackberry

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Paris Hilton

So what IS the sound of a thousand spooks' sphincters unclenching?

I vote for the sound made by a massive serving spoon scooping out a supersized helping from the world's biggest trifle.

Mobe-makers' BLOATWARE is Android's Achilles heel

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Gimp

Been saying this for years

Most of the problems attributed to "Android", including licensing, bugs and security issues, have in fact nothing to do with Android whatsoever, but are almost entirely caused by proprietary third-party software. Screw Googlers are disingenuously using Android (and the fact that it's Free Software) as a scapegoat. Of course they like to ignore that inconvenient fact, any yet they're strangely silent when it comes to Windows security problems, much of which can rightfully be attributed to Microsoft.

Coincidentally, most of those screaming about "Android" problems, are those with a vested interest in software that's claimed to solve those problems, closely followed by those with a vested interest in competing platforms.

Microsoft CEO shortlist down to EIGHT ... appropriately enough, perhaps

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Paris Hilton

Fiver says it'll be Eflop

Because his track record at Nokia fits Microsoft's arrogant, out-of-touch, self-destructive mentality.

Google and Samsung bare teeth in battle for LANDFILL ANDROID™

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Linux

Re: Hard Work®

I don't especially care if their work was Hard®, I only care if it's good.

Then I'll consider buying it.

As for "protecting" this work, that's exactly the sort of thing that's likely to discourage me from buying it. By an amazing coincidence, those who whine loudest about needing to "protect" their work are also typically those who produce the sort of unholy shit that nobody wants to buy, which is after all exactly why they need to "protect" it in the first place.

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Windows

Sour Grapes

I see a lot of rhetoric about supposedly poor quality hardware and somehow unacceptable default apps, but even if that characterisation is remotely true (and completely ignoring the fact that all the defaults can be supplanted), it doesn't seem to have dissuaded people from buying Android devices, which are currently wiping the floor with everything else.

In addition to being brutally pulverised by Android in the smartphone market, it seems Apple's tablet market share has just collapsed. And as for Microkia® ... it's a joke, barely able to achieve double figures.

I find it odd that the openness of Android is being stigmatised as being somehow a Bad Thing®, when it's clearly benefitting so many people ... except Apple and Microsoft, of course.

New US Apple factory will make INVINCIBLE sapphire glass for SHINY iThings

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Coffee/keyboard

Holy Rounded Rectangles!

Apple is actually making something itself?

And not in China?

"in partnership with ..."

Oh, never mind.

Here's what YOU WON'T be able to do with your PlayStation 4

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Mushroom

Re: "Sony seem to be handing [MS] the market"

@ Anonymous Brave Guy

"The last vestiges of non-mobile video gaming will be on the ever lively PC market, and Valve's last-ditch effort to prop up the console market with its forthcoming Steam Box."

Except the "ever lively PC" market is plummeting, and the PC games industry along with it, which now accounts for just 19% of the games market, whereas console games account for nearly half the total market. In fact even handheld games are now outselling PC games, indeed the only segment generating less revenue than PC games is mobile, and that's only due to much lower prices, not fewer units shipped. The fact that, despite this, the mobile market has nearly matched the PC market, is a testament to how dire things really are for PC gaming.

And the Steam Box is not a "games console", despite the hype, it's a commodity PC running GNU/Linux, Valve's Steam client, and standard PC games. Although this false persona will no doubt encourage sales among those who might otherwise have steered clear of a PC, which is after all the whole point of this "console".

Oh Homer
Terminator

Re: "Sony seem to be handing [MS] the market"

Hardly. The XBone is nearly as bad, as was originally intended to be even worse, until Vole was forced to do an embarrassing u-turn.

Both Sony and Microsoft have just "protected" their consoles into oblivion. Good riddance.

The last vestiges of non-mobile video gaming will be on what little is left of the dying PC market, and Valve's last-ditch effort with its forthcoming Steam Box.

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FAIL

Console for Convicts

What's Sony's target audience? Prisoners?

Seriously, those are are bloody ridiculous restrictions.

No thanks.

'It's a joke!' ... Bill Gates slams Mark Zuckerberg's web-for-the-poor dream

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Headmaster

Re: "helplessly watching a child die"//Oh Homer

@ac : "Eradicating Malaria would make these places safer to live"

But again it's a false dichotomy to characterise this as a choice between medicine or education. You can't preclude education just because there are other social problems. If that were the case then, according to your reasoning, the US government should just abolish education, because there's such widespread poverty, corruption and poor healthcare in America.

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Childcatcher

Re: The US is well connected yet still has many poor people

@Don Jefe : Scrounging off taxpayers to buy idiot boxes is not "fighting back", particularly when the only people paying those taxes are the poor, while the rich hide their wealth in fake shell companies in the Cayman islands.

Welfare scrounging is just the poor robbing from the slightly less poor, which isn't any sort of justice. Although I think you're giving these scroungers too much credit by attributing some noble cause to their endeavors, unless you think being a professional lard-ass is somehow noble.

This "statistical anamoly(sic)" applies to 80% of adults who qualify as "poor" in America, and 96% of "poor" American children, according to the U.S. Bureau of the Census:

'Nearly all “poor” persons live in houses or apartments that are in good repair and not overcrowded; in fact, the dwelling of the average poor American is larger than the house or apartment of the average non-poor person in countries such as France and the United Kingdom. By their own reports, most poor persons in America had sufficient funds to meet all essential needs and to obtain medical care for family members throughout the year whenever needed.

Some 80 percent of poor adults and 96 percent of poor children were never hungry at any time during the year because they could not afford food. The average consumption of protein, vitamins, and minerals is virtually the same for poor and middle-class children and is well above recommended norms in most cases. Some 80 percent of poor households have air conditioning; nearly two-thirds have cable or satellite TV; half have a personal computer; 43 percent have Internet access; and one-third have a wide-screen plasma or LCD TV.'

As for; "Capitalism cannot work if there aren't poor people, the money has to come from somewhere", that's like saying murder cannot work without victims, the dead bodies have to come from somewhere.

The problem is the goal itself, not just the method, and in this case the goal is not just "money" but wholly unnecessary extreme inequality. Unfortunately the people most profoundly affected by this inequality are not the Americans who created it.

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Childcatcher

Re: The US is well connected yet still has many poor people

@Don Jef: I find it odd that you think I must be conservative, just because I denounce faux "poor" as scroungers, when I'm clearly advocating to help those who are genuinely poor. In fact I'm a proud socialist devoted to the principle of egalitarianism, who's lived and worked all over the world, including many of the world's poorest countries, so I absolutely guarantee I have more experience of the world than you seem to.

But egalitarianism is supposed to be a right to life, humane living conditions and equal opportunities, not a "right to luxury goods".

When you can produce evidence of millions of American welfare recipients starving to death in the gutters, instead of stuffing their fat gobs with greaseburgers in front of expensive TVs and games consoles, you might have a case.

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Headmaster

Re: The US is well connected yet still has many poor people

Welfare in the US is a mess. Many people who qualify as "poor" use their welfare money to sell barrels of food overseas, or buy expensive luxury goods.

That's not "poverty".

The so-called "poor" in the US may be well connected, but they also live in relative affluence, and thus have no incentive to become self-sufficient, even though they have the opportunity.

Contrast that with people who are genuinely poor elsewhere, who are literally starving to death, and have no access to any educational resources whatsoever.

You can't use a country as broken as the US as a model for how to deal with poverty or provide education.

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Headmaster

Re: "What [education] is pretty poor at is curing communicable diseases"

That's a false dichotomy. Education is not an alternative to medicine, they are not mutually exclusive. To dismiss the idea of education, just because it doesn't cure food poisoning, is highly disingenuous.

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Headmaster

Re: "nothing philanthropic about it"

There's nothing philanthropic about Zuckerberg's motives, but that doesn't mean the result cannot be capitalised on by others to achieve philanthropic goals.

It's an opportunity that might not otherwise have existed. That's all.

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Headmaster

Re: "helplessly watching a child die"

That child is dying because it, and everyone else in its country, is living in poverty. The only cure for that poverty is self-sufficiency. The only way to become self-sufficient is through education. Provide education, by any means possible, and save the children.

Or just continue perpetuating the problem, by throwing bags of rice and pills at these people, thus perpetuating their ignorance and dependence on aid, and killing those not lucky enough to receive any.

Although it's important to note that the above two solutions are not mutually exclusive.

Oh Homer
Childcatcher

Gates is burning a straw man

The potential for education via connectivity isn't a substitute for aid, nor is it meant to be, but it is necessary, in the same sense that teaching a starving man to fish is just as necessary as giving him a fish.

If all you ever do is give him fish, then yes you'll keep him alive ... much like cattle are kept alive by a farmer.

Not that one is likely to learn much from Farcebook, but that's just the gimmick. The real benefit is what lies beyond Farcebook - the potential facilitated by this gimmick.

If you're not paying, you're product: If you ARE paying, it's no better

Oh Homer
Linux

Re: Good advice - but not enormous amounts of fun

@Necronomnomnomicon

OwnCloud is very good at what it does, but I wouldn't use it as a file or backup server. Its most useful function is as a CalDAV/CardDAV server, primarily because there are so damned few of them, for some odd reason, but its file, media and document handling is ... basic, putting it mildly.

My prefered music server is mpd, because it's extremely powerful yet lightweight. It supports numerous, concurrent outputs, including streaming over HTTP, and is supported by a multitude of clients on every platform, including Android. In passing, I also use beets to organise and tag my music. It's a bit complicated, but very powerful, and absolutely essential when dealing with a vast number of badly named/tagged music files.

For video I'd rather use XBMC, which is pretty much the benchmark for HTPC software, and can be either a UPnP server and/or a front-end/extender.

As for the file and backup server, I tend to use NFS and rsync, although I'm not sure how useful that is to Windows users. I suppose the Windows alternative is CIFS and whatever backup software you want to use. BackupPC is multi-platform and extremely sophisticated, but gross overkill for me.

But I don't think I'd use ownCloud for any of that.

I haven't played around with "online editing" much (I don't even use Google Docs), but a quick search revealed something called WebODF. GNU/Linux is awash with collaborative software of one kind or another, so I'm sure there are a few suitable alternatives. Personally I'm more comfortable using native apps.

I've run my own Postfix mail and Leafnode news servers for years, along with Dovecot IMAP, BIND DNS, a Transmission torrent server, Apache Web server, and various other services. Just yesterday I installed a Friendica instance, and I'm toying with the idea of trying the decentralised YaCy search server, in my quest to be Google-free (or rather NSA-free).

Your file sync problems are probably something to do with the retarded way that Windows filesystems handle file modification timestamps. I don't know what specific configuration you'd need to change in ownCloud to mitigate the issue (I haven't touched any Windows filesystems in years), but in rsync, for example, you'd use the "--modify-window=1" option.

Dead PC market? In the UK? NEVER

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Paris Hilton

Lumping tablets in with PCs

Then claiming the "PC" market isn't dead.

Snowden leaks latest: BT, Vodafone, Verizon jack GCHQ into undersea fiber

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Mushroom

Re: "Blair was a technophobe"

He's also a warmonger, so even if he's clueless about technology, he still knew what he was getting into, and probably did so eagerly.

Indestructible, badass rootkit BadBIOS: Is this tech world's Loch Ness Monster? VOTE NOW

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Headmaster

I call bullshit

Without even reading any of the other analyses:

. "simply by plugging in" - Not without some autorun mechanism (none here at all on my Gentoo/Openbox system). As for exploiting "buffer overflow bugs" in drivers to execute arbitrary code, that would depend on not only targeting hundreds or thousands of unique drivers across multiple platforms and multiple architectures, but then also targeting the payload similarly. And we're really supposed to believe this will magically fit into a thumbdrive's micro-controller firmware? Bollocks.

. "reprograms [thumbdrive] micro-controller firmware" and "can hook into classic BIOS, EFI, and UEFI firmware" - Which one? There must be hundreds if not thousands, and they're all different. Again, we're seriously supposed to believe all that code can be squeezed into a single USB thumbdrive's micro-controller firmware? Bollocks.

. "survive motherboard firmware rewrites" - Survive where? If it's in RAM then a cold boot and full discharge will kill it. If it's on disk then it'll need to hook into the startup process, which can be detected and removed. If it's in a backup BIOS then that can be wiped too. Survive? Maybe, but it wouldn't survive some pretty rudimentary intervention.

. "transmitting data encoded in ultrasonic sound" - Transmitting to what? My non-existent microphone? And note that this isn't an attack vector, both systems must already be compromised, otherwise there's nothing listening at the other end, even if there is a microphone. What nefarious purpose this would serve is a mystery.

It sounds to me like some script kiddie has hacked a small collection of hardware and drivers, then proclaimed this as a universal vulnerability.

Unlikely.

Fed up with Windows? Linux too easy? Get weird, go ALTERNATIVE

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Gimp

Also, no mention of Amiga OS?

Yes, incredibly, it's still alive and being actively developed.