* Posts by Oh Homer

1134 publicly visible posts • joined 18 Oct 2013

Raspberry Pi 3: Four days old and already flying

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Meh

Great if we can ever actually buy one

Unlike the Pi Zero, which is fast approaching four months old, yet is still unavailable.

Cook moves iPhone debate to FBI's weak ground: The media

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Headmaster

Re: "How would you respond to them ?"

I would give them the single key needed to open that single lock, which is a radically different proposition to giving them a master key to every lock, and the legal precedent they'd capitalise on to use it speculatively (just as the NSA did), violating the rights of millions of innocent people in the process.

If the price of protecting and serving the public is oppression, then in reality we are being neither protected nor served, we are merely exchanging one injustice for another.

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Big Brother

It's not often I agree with Apple but...

This is one of those times.

And yes I fully realise that Apple's ulterior motive is not particularly noble, but the coincidental outcome might be, nonetheless.

Ultimately what the FBI is actually demanding unfettered access to is not Apple's private data, but mine, and yours.

European Patent Office heads rapidly toward full meltdown

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Mushroom

Re: "let the nation of Albania handle it all"

Why should anyone other than a sovereign nation's own government be allowed to "handle" anything in particular affecting that nation?

Want your dodgy "patents" enforced in the UK? Then register them (and have them scrutinised and approved - or rejected) in the UK.

Why should some foreign nation's unelected quangos have any jurisdiction whatsoever over this country, regardless of whether it's a real nation or some fictional micro-nation?

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Holmes

Re: "In the US, not Europe"

Sadly the travesty of corporate personhood has been firmly established in British law for a very long time.

"In the Salomon v Salomon (1897), the House of Lords held that once a company is incorporated in UK law, it has a separate legal existence to the members of the company and the company to be treated like any other independent individual."

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Mushroom

The Sovereign Nation of Eponia?

So Batistelli is a greedy megalomaniac, or in other words fairly typical of any upper management.

I'm more concerned with the fact that, apparently, the EPO has sovereignty.

It's bad enough that businesses are considered legal entities with rights supposedly comparable to humans, but when a business whose sole purpose is doling out corporate welfare, in the form of state enforced monopolies, is declared to be its own sovereign nation, above the law and beyond the jurisdiction of those actual sovereign nations it subjugates, that is when the megalomaniacal character of its autocratic ruler becomes a serious political issue.

What next? Will the EPO establish its own military, armed by Lockheed Martin, and conduct "training exercises" over various European borders?

On the other hand, the good news is that, under the terms of UN Security Council resolutions, we can in fact make a legal declaration of war against the EPO, and then bomb it into oblivion, where it belongs.

Yelp minimum wage row shines spotlight on … broke, fired employee

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Headmaster

Not just Trump

There is a very sick prevailing culture of "blame the victim" in America, fuelled by a psychopathic contempt for the poor - most of whom work full time (in multiple jobs) and pay taxes (unlike their privileged critics, who hide their ill-gotten hoards in tax havens).

Most shocking, to me anyway, is the fact that this sick attitude extends to the deeply impoverished working class majority (although America's neoliberal rules of etiquette dictate that we're not allowed to label them as such), since they've been indoctrinated by centuries of neoliberal doctrine into the delusion that they are all merely "temporarily embarrassed millionaires", that poverty doesn't really exist (and if it does then it certainly isn't the fault of capitalist vultures), and anyone who claims otherwise is clearly just a "lazy bum" who deserves no sympathy whatsoever.

FTDI boss hits out at 'Chinese criminal gang' pumping knock-off chips

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Headmaster

"Stealing"?

But only in the ridiculous "IP" sense of the word (no copyright legislation has ever defined infringement as theft).

On the other hand, shoddy products deserve to fail, if that is in fact the case, rather than just sour grapes.

And yes, making false claims for commercial gain is also fraud (but again this is quite orthogonal to stealing).

I find it odd that the Free Marketeers constantly eulogise the doctrine of "letting the market decide" ... until they need the privilege of a state-enforced monopoly, at which point they hypocritically demand tougher regulation.

AdBlock Plus, websites draft peace deal so ads can bypass blockade

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Childcatcher

"acceptable ads"

That would be ... none.

The marketeer monkeys haven't really thought this one through properly, have they? Either that or their advertising cult mentality is so deeply ingrained that they essentially live in an alternate reality, where people who go to the bother of downloading a plugin, specifically for the purpose of blocking spam, don't really want to block it.

I use an ad-blocker (one that actually works and hasn't prostituted itself to the marketeers, unlike AdBlock). I also run ads on my site. I would no more expect to be able to force people to look at one of those ads, than force them to read one of my articles in the first place.

Business is an opportunity, not a right.

Health Secretary promises NHS £4.2bn to go 'digital'

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Facepalm

Oh look, a unicorn!

BT dismisses MPs' calls to snap off Openreach as 'wrong-headed'

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Headmaster

Re: "how expensive voice calls were under state ownership"

Bollocks.

I'm old enough to remember when you could make a call from a phone box using just a 2p piece.

Today? I pay £40 just for the fucking "rental", without even making any calls.

Greed may be "good" for the greedy, but it doesn't really do much for the rest of us.

Layoffs! Lawsuits! Losses! ... Yahoo! is! in! an! L! of! a! mess!

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Meh

"Goodwill impairment"

I once had a bike with one of those.

It impaired my goodwill straight into the back of a lorry.

Random ideas sought to improve cryptography

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Pint

Re: "This has been done"

Here's a handy list, including the devices you were looking for, and others with an open hardware specification.

Five reasons why the Google tax deal is imploding

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Mushroom

Re: H0rsePr0n

Shouldn't that be "PigPr0n"?

Oracle blurts Google's Android secrets in court: You made $22bn using Java, punk

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Facepalm

"just the way it interfaces..."

Sounds suspiciously like "A method of...", the typically opening to a patent application.

Dear Oracle, patents are not copyrights. Please get your sueballs straight.

Boffins switch on pinchfist incandescent bulb

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Sounds expensive

As Da Vinci noted: Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. And usually a lot cheaper.

Dear Santa: Can gov.UK please stop outsourcing?

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Paris Hilton

The bizarre logic of outsourcing

I've never understood how paying a for-profit middleman can possibly be cheaper than cutting him out and doing it yourself at cost.

Condi Rice, ICANN, and millions paid to lobby the US govt for total internet control

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Terminator

Corporate lobbying should be a criminal offence...

Punishable by death.

What the world needs now is Pi, sweet $5 Raspberry Pi Zero

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Paris Hilton

Overpriced

Actually it's nearer to three quid.

Or if you're using Mercan conversion logic, five quid.

BT reveals vanishingly small detail about its fibre broadband network

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Headmaster

Re: "STATE Monopoly?"

I'm fairly confident that there's nothing left of the infrastructure built by the Electric Telegraph Company in the 1840s, save for what's been preserved for posterity in museums.

The same was certainly not true for many years after the privatisation of the publicly funded GPO telecoms infrastructure.

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Childcatcher

Re: "STATE Monopoly?"

BT was owned by the state from its inception in 1980 until its privatisation in 1984.

Prior to that, the network, which later became the property of BT, was created, owned and operated the GPO, which itself had formerly been a government department. BT was spun out of the GPO, which is why it inherited that network.

The fact that this network was constructed by the state (i.e. the taxpayer) in the first place, means that the fact of it technically being a monopoly is somewhat moot, since it was a "monopoly" created by the people, for the people.

It's still a monopoly, in every sense that matters, only now it's a monopoly that only benefits a small handful of privateers, to the tune of £3.17 billion a year, while everyone else pays through the nose for the privilege of being connected to a network built with taxpayers' money.

This is presumably what free marketeers mean when they talk about the "benefits" of a free market economy.

PETA monkey selfie lawsuit threatens wildlife photography, warns snapper at heart of row

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Headmaster

The problem with the "speed camera" analogy

A person caught by a speed camera typically does not trigger it deliberately, and therefore cannot be said to have "taken the photo".

The degree to which the monkey may or may not have been aware of the purpose of the object he was holding is debatable, but the fact remains that he did trigger it by deliberately fiddling with it, and is therefore the "creator" of the result, in both the logical and moral sense. Even less ambiguous is the fact that in no sense did the owner of the camera actually take the photo, irrespective of what he may have been doing to stage the scene, manipulate the monkey, or anything else.

To put this into context, if I convince you to travel to Australia and take a photo of Ayers Rock, do I somehow become the copyright owner of the photo you took, just because I "set it up"?

The fact that the law does not support copyright ownership by anything other than humans means that this monkey's photo is unavoidably in the public domain, as should be any artistic work that is not actually created by humans.

I fail to see what is so difficult to understand about something as crystal clear as this. It really seems like a case of copyright extremists desperately clutching at straws.

TalkTalk attack: 'No legal obligation to encrypt customer bank details', says chief

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Terminator

TalkTalk "Doing a Ratner"

Even if it's true (which I sincerely doubt), existing (and potential) customers won't especially care that TalkTalk isn't "legally obligated" not to be a bunch of cowboys, and will vote with their wallets.

The cavalier attitude alone will probably send them running for the hills, if not the security risk itself.

Personally I've always suspected that any company that spams as aggressively as TalkTalk is highly dubious. This is merely confirmation.

Goodbye TalkTalk.

Chaos at TalkTalk: Data was 'secure', not all encrypted, we took site down, were DDoSed

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Big Brother

Re: "I blame North Korea, China or Russia"

Looks like someone beat you to it and has already blamed "Islamic extremists".

Well, yes. Obviously.

Basement-dwelling geeks and career criminals apparently feature very low on the British Establishment's list of likely suspects, strangely enough.

Samsung caught disabling Windows Update to run its own bloatware

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Terminator

Re: So opt out.

Fait accompli, at least as far as possible, which sadly isn't very far, considering that Microsoft steals money from my wallet for an OS that I don't want and will never use, every time I buy a PC.

These days it's a moot point though, since I, as with most people, probably have more chance of buying a new VCR than that equally archaic museum piece called a PC.

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Headmaster

Re: Where is Microsoft mentioned in that article

It isn't. I know of Microsoft's involvement simply because I was one of the victims who received the offending "update" via the Windows Update service.

Oh Homer

Re: I'd hazard a guess

"It's hard to see why Samsung thought disabling Windows Update was a good idea, given that Microsoft regularly uses it to" ... Brick Windows.

Personally, I've been violently opposed to automatic bricking "updates" at least since the time when the Content® manufacturing industry coerced Nvidia and Microsoft to push an "update" that deliberately disabled DVD playback on machines with certain graphics cards.

So many supposed "updates" are intended solely to benefit the provider to the detriment of the user, that I simply don't trust them any more, and it seems more prudent to be cautious and assume bad faith every time. Indeed the whole "update" process is so subversive that I have no confidence that merely turning it "off" will in fact prevent it from running anyway, so I typically resort to removing the offending malware (i.e. the Windows Update service) instead. Although frankly I'd classify Windows in its entirety as malware, avoid using it unless threatened by armed bastards, and even then I'd have to think twice about it.

Consumers are no longer valued customers, we're the enemy, and capitalism is war.

NSA slapdown prompts Privacy Int'l to file new lawsuit against GCHQ

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Big Brother

Slapdown?

Hardly. Just the same vacuous assurances they completely ignored last time. This time will be no different, on either side of the Atlantic.

Corrupt systems cannot fix themselves.

GCHQ puts out open recruitment call for 'white hat' hackers

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Mushroom

Wanted

Apprentice to engage in warrantless mass surveillance.

Must be morally flexible.

Australia cracks tech giants' tax dodge code

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Facepalm

It's not rocket science

If a company trades globally then surely its tax liability should be calculated on its total, global profits, and levied at the first point of sale (into the channel). That would close all tax loopholes and bring an end to tax havens once and for all.

Or is that too obvious?

Microsoft sniffs around Xiaomi Mi 4 smarties with Windows 10

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Facepalm

It's not the hardware, stoopid

Microsoft seems oblivious to the fact that the problem with their mobile solution is not the hardware, it's their steaming pile of pants OS, so they're not really going to tempt any Android users just by supporting Android devices.

So long, Lenovo, and no thanks for all the super-creepy Superfish

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Big Brother

Am I the only one who noticed?

Lenovo's malware partner is a "former Israeli intelligence agent".

That elevates this infraction from mere spam to a matter of national security.

German spy agency staffer spied for NSA during gov probe into NSA spying – report

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Mushroom

So much for diplomatic relations

Soon the fascist American empire's only allies will be the Tories.

Did NSA, GCHQ steal the secret key in YOUR phone SIM? It's LIKELY

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Mushroom

"National Security"?

My arse.

It's clear this "intelligence" organisation is just a bunch of lawless thugs.

So long, Cyanogen! OnePlus says its future belongs to OxygenOS

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Windows

It's like watching dogs fighting over scraps of free meat

I'm still trying to understand how Cyanogen can enforce an "exclusive deal" by leeching somebody else's (i.e. Google's) Free Software in the first place, or how OnePlus can take that same Free Software and somehow make it proprietary.

Surely that would be a copyright violation. If this is in fact legal, then clearly there's something very broken in Google's licenses, and Android is not really Free at all.

I suppose this is the inevitable consequence of eschewing the GPL in favour of something supposedly "more free".

'A strong response from Apple would be a lawsuit' – Steve Jobs

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Headmaster

Consumer Experience®

[Insert name of any competitor] posed a danger to the "consumer experience"
.

They misspelled monopoly.

'How a censorious and moralistic blogger ruined my evening'

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Facepalm

Finally an explanation

Maybe the inclusion of a brief description in future articles, such as "cheap taxi company", might be of assistance to those of us who don't live in the concrete jungle.

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Paris Hilton

Re: "In defence of Uber..."

I might be more inclined to defend "Uber" (or not) if I knew what the hell it is (other than a misspelled German word).

Kim Dotcom Dotcan remain on bail, despite Fed protests

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Pirate

Hypocrisy

While I have no sympathy for a supposedly "broke" person living in a huge mansion (why not just sell it?), the fact is that the totality of his "crimes" was to offer a storage service, which other people used to store allegedly "infringing" material.

So why are the MAFIAA® and its US government lackeys shooting the messenger, instead of the shooting the many respective authors of the supposedly "infringing" messages?

And why have they not similarly persecuted Google, Microsoft, Apple, Amazon and friends for committing the same "crime"? Are we seriously expected to believe that not a single file on any of their Cloud services is in violation of copyright? That seems barely credible.

The answer, and the actual "crime" which Dotcom seems guilt of, is that he spectacularly failed to be an American corporation stuffing big wads of greasy cash into the pockets of bent politicians, a crime for which he should clearly be crucified, according to America's finest.

OpenSUSE 13.2: Have your gecko and eat your rolling distro too

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Facepalm

Re: Avoid btrfs like the plague

Please explain why I should rise to the challenge of someone who openly concedes to being completely ignorant about btrfs, versus someone who actually used it every day for two years?

Oh Homer
Childcatcher

Avoid btrfs like the plague

I experimented with btrfs for nearly two years, on a heavily used desktop cum media server, and the results were appalling. I dread to think how it would cope in an enterprise environment, if it can't even deal with my little desktop.

The first big showstopper is that, apparently, 7 years on, btrfs still doesn't have a fully functional fsck utility - a fact that I find truly mind boggling. I mean, seriously, how hard can it be, Oracle?

Worse still was the performance, which was cripplingly slow, due to the vast overhead imposed by the fallacy of trying to implement a database as a filesystem. Lags of 20 to 30 seconds were not uncommon, and the startup was about 2 minutes slower than using ext4. This crippling effect actually intensified over time, due to that other "feature not a bug", where apparently btrfs becomes heavily fragmented ... by design - a concept I hoped I'd long since left behind with Windows. This was further compounded by the fact that btrfs lacks an online defragger, and neither its "autodefrag" mount option nor offline defragmentation seemed to make the slightest difference.

Btrfs must surely qualify as one of the worst filesystems in computing history. It's a resource-sucking pig that thrashes hard drives and takes productivity back to the era of stone tablets, only worse, as it's actually much easier to recover lost data from stone tablets. The fact that the kernel crew are committed to abandoning ext4 in favour of this junk is simply terrifying.

LTE's backers vow to KILL OFF WI-FI and BLUETOOTH

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Childcatcher

Meanwhile, out here in the sticks...

Every time someone announces yet another new mobile telecoms initiative, I look at my zero-bars signal and pat my Wi-Fi router.

'Windows 9' LEAK: Microsoft's playing catchup with Linux

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Headmaster

Re: Meeeh

As much as I'm a big GNU/Linux fan, sadly the award for virtual desktops probably goes to the Commodore Amiga.

Phones 4u website DIES as wounded mobe retailer struggles to stay above water

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Windows

"offered repeated opportunities to propose competitive ... terms"

Translation: We bullied P4u to accept our extortionate prices, but they told us to fuck off.

Which isn't really surprising, given that the supposedly poor market conditions didn't seem to stop Voda reaming over £60 billion in the last financial year.

Yawn, Wikileaks, we already knew about FinFisher. But these software binaries...

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Facepalm

Copyright?

Personally I think the moral imperative of exposing FinFisher's criminal spyware easily trumps such trivialities as copyright. Also, since the "IP" lobby seems to have lumbered us with this new "crime" called "facilitation", surely that should also apply to those who facilitate privacy violation, such as those who create software that exists for no other purpose than to violate privacy.

But then I'm not an NSA apologist, so what do I know?

Heavy VPN users are probably pirates, says BBC

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Childcatcher

The BBC's proposed "mechanism"

Surely the only possible "mechanism" to determine the "legitimacy" of an encrypted connection is to either decrypt it (by technical or subversive methods) or interrogate the user (by making some sort of threat), either one of which would be in violation of all kinds of laws and international treaties.

I realise the BBC probably thinks it's some kind of branch of the Met Police, given the sort of gangster tactics its enforcement goons operate, but criminalising secure data connections in foreign countries is stretching things a bit far even for the BBC.

TROUT and EELS in SINISTER PACT to RULE the oceans

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Windows

Still no match for a pike

Sneaky bastards.

'I think photographers get TOO MUCH copyright for their work'

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Headmaster

Re: "Copyright is a basic property right."

Exactly. Intellectual "property" is an artificially designated temporary privilege, not some inalienable right.

If the state protection of knowledge and ideas were a basic property right then it would never expire, but it does expire, and with very good reason, because it's provided for dubiously pragmatic reasons that are morally indefensible (such is the nature of pragmatism).

It's not really any form of property or right, it's just a time-limited inducement to the sort of people who are only motivated by the promise of being able to monopolise their derivatives of other people's pre-existent knowledge and ideas, in the perhaps vain hope of "promoting science and the useful arts".

In the final analysis, however, the actual usefulness of anything "created" by their greed-driven target audience of monopolists is highly debateable.

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Headmaster

Correction

I think people get too much copyright for other people's work, given that all supposedly "creative" works are derivative, to at least some extent.

The fact that the "other people" in this case happened to be a monkey, which doesn't actually qualify for copyright protection in the first place, only compounds the irony.

Revealed ... GCHQ's incredible hacking tool to sweep net for vulnerabilities: Nmap

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Headmaster

Re: "surprised"

Actually no, I'm not in the least bit surprised that GCHQ is breaking the law, and I never claimed to be. Fascist regimes tend to do that, after all. I'm merely stating the obvious, while noting the futility of stating the obvious. It's a very British thing that seems to confuse the hell out of Yanks, which is one of the other reasons we do it. It also tends to elicit responses indicating support or opposition for whatever thing it is we're complaining about, thus allowing us to easily identify who the dicks are, and add them to The List of people who will be lined up and shot when the revolution comes.