* Posts by Oh Homer

1134 publicly visible posts • joined 18 Oct 2013

We've been Trumped! China's Alibaba is a 'notorious' knock-offs souk, says US watchdog

Oh Homer
Headmaster

Re: The $500 car

Your hyperbolic example fails to explain that the automotive industry nonetheless makes billions in profits that are not passed back to the workforce that produced them.

The fact that the break-even point is higher than $500 doesn't magically alter the fact that the margin is nonetheless not zero, but billions, and therefore the price bears no correlation to the actual cost, and clearly neither does it bear any correlation to the token wages paid to those who actually created those profits.

Capitalism is intrinsically an act of theft, justified by the supposed "voluntary contract" of a workforce surplus in which the employers have all the bargaining power, and the circular justification of presumed "ownership" of the means of production, each successive example of which is paid for with the spoils of the previous theft.

Oh Homer
Headmaster

The USTR's witch hunt

Sadly the USTR is not particularly interested in what's fair or even legal, as long as it protects American interests (i.e. money).

As for who's actually entitled to what, America is one of the world's most notorious rip-off artists. Just look at Disney and Apple, as two of the more prominent examples, or frankly anything in America's vast portfolio of laughable patents, or any of the supposed "create works" coming out of Hollywood or the American music industry.

The problem the USTR is having is simply that China is more industrious in its rip-offery, not that it's somehow more guilty. The standard characterisation of American exceptionalism would have us believe that America is unquestionably and always the Good Guy, and that everyone else must therefore default to being the Bad Guys, no matter what.

The reality is very different.

Oh Homer
Headmaster

Re: "A job is worth the money that the employee earns for the company"

Maybe you could explain that to the big corporations that pay minimum wages to the workforce that makes them billions in profits.

Anyone who seriously believes that either wages or prices bear any real correlation to actual costs or profits, clearly doesn't really understand capitalism.

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Mushroom

"threaten America's creative industries"

You mean those American creative industries that have all their goods manufactured in China to avoid paying a living wage to American workers, and whose sole claim to creation is the supposed "invention" of such things as simple geometric shapes that have been around since the Stone Age?

Meet the Internet of big, lethal Things

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Big Brother

Re: "shout fire"

What sort of property is "shouting fire"?

If the right to own property were predicated upon the likelihood that merely owning something unavoidably causes harm, then all property would have to be abolished, since even a plastic spoon can be used to kill people.

In fact you don't need any physical device merely to cause harm, you can just do it with your bare hands.

Should we cut off everyone's hands too? While we're at it, we may as well cut out everyone's tongue, given that entire nations have been known to be subject to genocide using nothing more than propaganda.

You can play that futile "risk reduction" game that treats all humanity like children or criminals, for the sake of a handful of idiots or real criminals, but the outcome will not change. People will just find new and inventive ways of being stupid and/or criminals, and meanwhile the rest of us are forced to live like serfs, supposedly "for our own good".

Sorry, but no.

Oh Homer
Big Brother

Do you own it, or not?

If you do, then you should have full and unrestricted access to and control of your own legally purchased property.

Period.

Name's BOND, JBOND: Igneous's ARM strap-on is for your drives only

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Pun overload

My head just exploded... after being ejected, armed and guided using heat-seeking sensors. Obviously.

View from a Reg reader: My take on the Basic Income

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Childcatcher

Re: Can't you find a different forum?

I believe El Reg started it by posting a highly inflammatory political piece in the first place, so it's only right and proper that they should allow a counterpoint.

Although I suspect you already knew that, but it's simply that this particular counterpoint offended your right-wing sensibilities, and it had nothing to do with the lack of tech. relevance, which you could easily have found by clicking anywhere off the page.

As to the topic at hand, yes absolutely there must be a basic income, for all the same reasons as why we needed a Welfare State in the first place: In a word, compassion, a virtue that's sadly being kicked to death by the increasingly right-wing tendencies of the society we live in.

Will Wikipedia honour Jimbo's promise to STOP chugging?

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Headmaster

"Too Much Money!"

I'm just trying to understand what motivates people to cry foul at entities funded by voluntary donations, which supposedly make "too much money", whilst remaining remarkably unconcerned by a world filled with corporations that engage in blatant profiteering.

Where is this mythical beast whose prices (or voluntary donations) bear any correlation whatsoever to its actual costs?

Bankrupt, most likely.

I believe your startling discovery is called "capitalism", or as realists would call it, a common and inescapable fact of life.

The "socialism" jibe is funny, though. Wikipedia is motivated by academic principles, not political ones. Right wingers always seem to have difficulty making that distinction.

However, just like everyone else in the capitalist world, it also needs money, and just like everyone else it doesn't place any arbitrary limitations on how much. Why should it? Jimmy Wales is waving a book, not a Red Flag. The difference is this book is completely free to read, unless you actually volunteer to donate money (or your time, by way of voluntarily contributing articles).

I must have missed something here, or perhaps you're working from an entirely new definition of "voluntary" that I'm unaware of.

This is a very different proposition to demanding payment as an absolute condition for access to goods and services, then manipulating the price to "as much as the market can bear", regardless of actual costs.

Wikipedia doesn't "demand" anything in particular from you. It doesn't set a price, overinflated or otherwise. Access is unconditionally free. If you want to donate then you can, and it doesn't impose an arbitrary limitation on that either.

Again, why should it?

Moreover, why should you care what other people do with their money?

So Wikipedia makes a lot of money?

Good.

I'd rather it was going to Wikipedia than Fox News.

European Patent Office supremo rapped on knuckles by nation reps

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Mushroom

"Limit his tendencies"?

Surely the best way to "limit the tendencies" of an unmitigated thug like Battistelli would be to sack him.

Or do such remedial measures only apply to we peasants?

'So sorry' Evernote rips up privacy changes

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Facepalm

"made it seem like we didn’t care"

LOL!

USPTO: Hi, Ask Me Anything. Reddit: Can we trademark 'AMA'? USPTO: No.

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Pint

Re: Considering that list

"Why did the USPTO ever allow 'Winter is Coming' to become a trademark?"

Because HBO is better at greasing palms than Reddit.

London's Winter Wonderland URGENTLY seeks Windows 10 desk support

Oh Homer

The Grinch who stole all the Windows 10 laptops at Christmas

Please...

Ransomware scum face unified white hat army

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Headmaster

re: "confusing security firms with law enforcement"

Funny, but I was just thinking the same thing about the MPAA and friends.

The long arm of their "law" reaches into every country of the world, in which they seem to have magically acquired whatever jurisdiction they need.

So where are these magical extra-jurisdictional powers when they're actually needed for something worthwhile, like defending the little guys who might actually need the money to survive, instead of propping up multi-billion dollar cartels?

I just find it odd that these supposed champions of virtue have no difficulty reaching deep into foreign places to grab the "bad guys" when it suits them, yet seem surprisingly impotent in the face of real criminals that cause real harm to real people.

Oh Homer
Coat

Isn't it odd...

... that copyright trolls can so easily track down pirates, shutting down domains, confiscating profits, and prosecuting those responsible, and yet all the might of the "security" industry can't track down a handful of ransomware extortionists, instead resorting to a pathetic exercise in damage limitations?

Strange priorities...

Yahoo! says! hackers! stole! ONE! BEELLION! user! accounts!

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Big Brother

This ain't news

The NSA has been doing this for at least a decade.

Riddle me this: What's green and freezes cloudy penguins?

Oh Homer
Windows

Ultimate backup solution

I've been on a quest for the Holy Grail of backup, looking for the solution that "sucks less", and moreover something that actually works properly with both Windows and Linux, often on the same machine. I also have the additional complexity of disk encryption.

This turned out to be a not very trivial exercise.

The market leader (in the consumer space), Acronis True Image, is very fast, but utterly fails with encrypted drives (the restore results in an unbootable system, unfixable with bcdedit and friends).

Most "Cloud" solutions are only file-level backups, which is OK for (very small amounts of) data but useless for bare-metal restores. They're also ridiculously expensive compared to simply buying hardware.

Even good ol' dd has issues with encrypted disks (apparently addressed by using dd_rescue), but then it's very inefficient as it backs up all blocks, used or otherwise, and has no capacity for such exotica as deduplication, online snapshots, etc.

So then I turned to various deduplication tools, such as dar, burp, bup, fsarchiver, etc., but these only really work properly on Linux (the Windows versions, where they exist, only run under CygWin, which presents some interesting compatibility issues), and they tend to be rather slow. Of them all, borg seems the most promising.

Eventually I ended up using UrBackup, which is somewhat Windows biased (Linux image backups are in beta), but has a few compelling features, such as a Changed Block Tracker that makes incremental backups lightning fast, an open VHD container format that can be mounted, outstanding deduplication, and is very easy to set up and use, even though it has all the hallmarks of an enterprise level solution.

It may not be the Holy Grail, but so far it definitely sucks less.

Is your Windows 10, 8 PC falling off the 'net? Microsoft doesn't care

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Windows

"Cumulative updates" strikes again

Isn't it about time Vole realised that bundling ten thousand "updates" into a single package makes breakage more likely, and worse, difficult to avoid, diagnose and fix?

Ransomware scum offer free decryption if you infect two mates

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Paris Hilton

Your chance to win!

Dear soon-to-be-former pal,

I write to you as someone who bought you a pint in the pub last night to introduce you to this exciting new opportunity exclusive to the soon-to-be-former pals of ransomware victims!

Please send all your dosh to a Ukrainian criminal so I can unlock the full potential of my pr0n and warez collection which took me all week to download on my heavily monitored and throttled BT slowband connection, since I've never heard of backup and therefore this is my only copy.

Hugz,

Johnny B. Shite.

Samsung, the Angel of Death: Exploding Note 7 phones will be bricked

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Big Brother

Undermining the right to property

I realise that something faulty is better off in the bin, and that having the vendor/manufacturer willingly replace it for you is an equestrian gift you probably shouldn't subject to oral examination, but...

just the idea that the vendor can remotely terminate your legally purchased property on a whim, potentially without your knowledge or consent, is something I find profoundly chilling. It undermines the very concept of property ownership.

Sadly that's all too common in this "IP" regime. You bought it, but you don't really "own" it, as such. To me this seems like a sort of corporate communism. It's a way of removing the freedom of private ownership whilst pretending you still have that freedom, by blurring the lines between what constitutes "property" and what must be controlled by the "state", where the "state" in question comprises unelected private corporations.

I don't think I'm overstating the significance of this. If your phone is fair game then potentially so is your home, your car or anything else, especially in this IoT era.

That's why, whenever I buy something with its umbilical chord still attached to the company that supposedly "sold" it to me, I sever that chord post-haste, usually by wiping the offending "IP" in question and installing something I can control.

Up until now I think most people considered that sort of "modding" to be purely a niche interest for geeks, but post-Snowden a lot of formerly "geek" paradigms are pushing into the mainstream consciousness. However, the NSA is only one of many threats to our civil liberties, and I'd suggest it's probably not the biggest, given the sort of power wielded by Big Money interests.

HBO slaps takedown demand on 13-year-old girl's painting because it used 'Winter is coming'

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Mushroom

HBO: Interdimensional Time Travellers

Apparently HBO travelled back to 1925 and asked Mary Alice Jones to grant them the exclusive rights to the title "Winter is Coming".

Although I think they may need to go back and ask Mary to do a bit of time travelling herself, so she can go back to 1862, and ask Richard Coe for the rights in the first place.

"IP" is a farce.

US Supreme Court slashes Samsung's patent payout to Apple

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Headmaster

Re: Here is some rounded corner prior art

I'll see your 1980s camping mirror, and raise you an Egyptian sarcophagus.

But actually you don't need to go that far to discover the true origins of Apple's "invention. Just look at pretty much any flatscreen display since they were first sold, circa 1997, at least a decade before Apple "invented" rounded rectangles.

Oh Homer
Pirate

Re: "sun-and-planet gear"

Actually that example only further proves the illegitimacy of the entire "IP" regime, since the sun and planet gear system was actually invented by "the Scottish engineer William Murdoch, an employee of Boulton and Watt, but was patented by James Watt", who didn't.

"IP" is farcical, fraudulent and intrinsically plagiaristic. It's theft, pure and simple, which only makes the "IP" fraternity's ludicrous claims about "piracy" all the more ironic.

Oh Homer
Childcatcher

"Study law"

The problem with "IP" law is that it has almost no bearing on reality, and certainly no bearing on morality. It's mostly just a racket devised by corporate lobbyists, acting purely for the benefit of unworthy monopolists.

Our perverse "IP" laws have done nothing to "give us nice things", in fact they quite explicitly inhibit any sort of progress, as Apple's fraudulent claim to the "invention" of rounded rectangles demonstrates quite admirably.

It's worth noting that most of the real inventions that these monopolistic hypocrites benefit from was actually developed with taxpayers money (usually via military funding). Their petty aesthetics do not qualify as "invention", even if they were somehow original, which they aren't.

Privacy is theft! Dave Eggers' big-screen takedown of Google and Facebook emerges

Oh Homer
Headmaster

"Robbing The Commons"

Well, certainly that may be how this fictional story characterises it, however that's a rather disingenuous jab at the principle of open access to knowledge, since real world movements that advocate such freedom (e.g. the Free Software Foundation) are quite clearly talking about that which is published, not that which is private.

Anything which is not published has no bearing on The Commons, since it was never public knowledge to begin with, and you can't really claim to be limited by a lack of access to something you don't even know exists (even if such information might actually turn out to be useful).

The true essence of open access to knowledge is (literally) academic. It's about collaboration, scientific progress and education, not freeloading, spying and spamvertising.

Naturally the monopolistic "IP" fraternity may see things differently, since their objective is greed, not progress.

It’s Brexploitation! Microsoft punishes UK for Brexit with cloud price-gouging

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Paris Hilton

"Britains uniquely singled out"

I think you mean Britons.

Britains is a toy company.

UK's new Snoopers' Charter just passed an encryption backdoor law by the backdoor

Oh Homer
Holmes

Re: Dad (@Charles 9)

I'm just following the natural progression of countermeasures available to me at any given time.

The prospect of those countermeasures being blocked and/or criminalised in the future is a bridge I will have to cross, if and when that happens, but I have no power to prevent that eventuality, and currently there are no other alternatives*, so I'm compelled to use what's available.

It does in fact seem very likely that VPN will either be blocked/restricted by technical measures in the future, or criminalised, or both, given the increasingly oppressive regime we live under. Strictly speaking, VPN and everything else that uses encryption is already criminalised under RIPA - legislation that dispenses with habeas corpus and the presumption of innocence, and compels you to reveal passwords or face imprisonment, without the need for evidence of any further wrongdoing. But again, this is currently the only option* available, "illegal" or otherwise.

As for the "monkey wrench" (a.k.a. "rubber hose") vulnerability, again if your regime is so oppressive that you're subject to government kidnapping "extraordinary rendition" and torture "enhanced interrogation", then all bets are off, the question of technical measures becomes moot, and your only reasonable option* is to leave.

* (One possible solution is plausible deniability, but current implementations are difficult and somewhat flawed.)

The fact of any effective countermeasure being difficult or unpopular is also moot, given that it's your only option. It's also worth bearing in mind that there's a direct correlation between the popularity of such countermeasures and the degree of oppression. Eventually even the least technically adept in an oppressive regime will be conditioned into accepting complex countermeasures as a necessary evil. History teaches us how even ordinary folk adapt to the harsh conditions of oppression.

The one saving grace is that, if all else fails, you can always escape to a freer society. The question of what to do in the event that no such society exists any more only has two possible answers: revolution or slavery.

Oh Homer
Big Brother

Re: Dad

Here's what I did, son...

1. Got a VPN privacy service with servers located beyond the grasping clutches of the NSA/GCHQ.

2. Used local asynchronous encryption on everything sync'd to Cloud storage, protecting everything in the Cloud whether or not the respective service actually supports encryption.

3. Used whole disk encryption on everything else, including the system partition and backups.

4. Stopped using email entirely, and switched to Bitmessage, pseudonymous social networking via VPN, and darknets.

Although frankly, the way things are going, I think I'm just delaying the inevitable. Under the circumstances probably the only realistic, long-term measure you can take to defend your civil liberties ... is to get a passport.

Outlook.com is still not functioning properly for some Microsoft punters

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Facepalm

Meanwhile...

After months of facing an outlook.com login screen that could not progress beyond the "select your timezone" stage, finally today it let me in.

Even more ironically, the Office 360 trail period, whence this Outlook account spawned, has now expired.

Microsoft's incompetence is simply epic.

Google's Chromecast Audio busted BT home routers – now it has a fix

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Linux

Re: So who's to blame?

Possibly both, but certainly the router.

If the Chromecast is breaking protocol, then the HomeHub should fail gracefully.

If the Chromecast is correctly following protocol, then the HomeHub is failing to handle it correctly.

Either way the router shares at least half the blame.

Gone in 70 seconds: Holding Enter key can smash through defense

Oh Homer
Headmaster

Re: "there's still some dangerous stuff you can do"

Is there something more dangerous you can do from a busybox shell on the boot partition, than a full Linux system on a thumbdrive?

My point is that this "vulnerability" is not new, it has absolutely nothing to do with escaping the init script, and it certainly doesn't warrant a CVE report, unless the reporter is claiming to have only just discovered that unencrypted filesystems are (shock!) vulnerable to direct access, where the init shell is only one point of access, and not even the most useful, from a hacker's perspective.

Oh Homer
Facepalm

Re: Missing item in the series?

The the most notable missing item is a link to the actual report, which states:

Obviously, the system partition is encrypted and it is not possible to decrypt it (AFAWK). But other partitions may be not (sic) encrypted, and so accessible.

Right, so ... just like booting from a thumbdrive, and you still have no access to the encrypted filesystem.

Sorry, I must have missed the part where this is a "vulnerability", somehow.

Same goes for planting malware on the boot partition, you could do that by booting from a thumbdrive, then mount any unencrypted partition from there.

The "vulnerability" here, if there is one, is anything that isn't encrypted, not the fact that you can get shell access.

Oh and yes, it certainly is possible to encrypt the boot partition.

Getting to the bottom of the cloud debate

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Paris Hilton

Great ... if you live in the middle of London

Or actually, from what I've heard about London's abysmal network speeds, maybe not even there.

As for my muddy backwater... I once calculated that it would take me over a year to upload my first full backup to the Cloud.

Post-Snowden considerations don't even enter into it.

Then there's the price. For what it costs to watch my data crawl up to the NSA's Cloud service provider's servers every year, I could probably buy double the storage space in HDDs, with the added benefit of 6Gbps SATA transfer rates ... and get to keep that storage forever, rather than just "rent" it annually.

Sorry, I just don't get it. I can't even see how this could make any sense to businesses, much less individuals.

Microsoft ends OEM sales of Windows 7 Pro and Windows 8.1

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Headmaster

Re: "When the time comes" (a.k.a. The Year of the Linux Desktop)

@TheVogon: "But it can stay irrelevant to most people."

And that is of zero interest, relevance or consequence to those who actually use it.

Oh Homer
Linux

Re: "When the time comes" (a.k.a. The Year of the Linux Desktop)

This is a very odd aspiration that continues to perplex me.

GNU/Linux is not some corporation that can go bankrupt and disappear, it will go on for as long as anyone has any interest in it, be it a hundred million or just a hundred, so this desperate quest to gain critical mass is rather odd. The long-term assurance is in its source, not its ubiquity. Self-sufficiency is really the whole point of the Free Software ethos, after all. It's the anarchism/libertarianism model redux, not some quest for global domination.

Oh Homer
Meh

I don't hate Win10

Bear in mind that I'm a frothing Gentoo fanboi who spent decades berating Microsoft for its criminal business practices and third-rate products.

And yet...

Win10 is not as awful as the fashionable diatribes would suggest. To paraphrase Mutt author Michael Elkins, it sucks less, certainly less than certain other versions of Windows I could mention.

Maybe I'm just getting soft in my old age, but in this post-Snowden era of austerity, "terrorism" and Facebook, Microsoft just doesn't seem that big of a deal any more.

The subversive method Microsoft used to sneak Win10 onto everyone's PCs was pure sleaze, however, and its spyware "features" are equally sleaze-worthy, but somehow I just can't seem to care. It's a very old tune, remastered for the next generation.

As for the sudden death of Win7 licenses, I suspect the majority of those looking for Win7 will acquire it from the same dubious source that everyone else has for the past 13 years. So no change there, then.

Ghost of DEC Alpha is why Windows is rubbish at file compression

Oh Homer

Re: "chose not to serve" @Oh Homer

I was referring to its evolution rather than its inception, an evolution that mainly Intel took to perverse extremes.

Oh Homer
Headmaster

Re: "chose not to serve"

The whole point of CISC was to save memory. It was never anything but a kludge, and these days a wholly unnecessary one. In retrospect it also seems like a crutch for lazy programmers. Mostly it's just a circular-dependent legacy we're stuck with, like the Windows ecosystem.

Oh Homer
Linux

Yet another thing Microsoft sucks at

Even the humble Amiga had transparent (using magic-number style datatype handlers) and system-agnostic (multiple Amiga OS and CPU versions) compression in the form of the XPK, XFD and XAD libraries, with a plugin architecture that supported multiple compression and even encryption algorithms (including arch specific variants).

Speaking of the Amiga, did you know that Microsoft nicked their CAB compression tech from LZX, a once popular replacement for the LHA format so ubiquitous in the Amiga world?

This is the main problem with Microsoft. In the words of Arno Edelmann, Microsoft's then European business security product manager; "Usually Microsoft doesn't develop products, we buy products".

What Edelmann failed to mention, but which we can easily deduce from decades of experience, is that Microsoft consequently has no idea what to do with these assimilated products, and just sticks them together with duct tape, spray paints a Microsoft logo on them, then crosses its fingers.

To really grasp why Microsoft is so technically inept, you need to understand that it isn't actually a software development company, it's just a sales company, and salesmen make lousy software engineers.

So long Vine, your six seconds of internet fame are over

Oh Homer
Childcatcher

Re: monetizing the service to generate revenues

I find it amusing when socially oblivious beancounters try to monopolise culture that they really don't understand or care about.

Of course it ceases to be amusing once they fail, taking a little peice of our culture with them to the grave.

Vine worked, culturally if not economically, because it was what the users wanted. They made it, organically and as a natural expression of their culture. It was one of those seemingly trivail and peurile creative outlets, that in hindsight we will eventually claim was important, in a sense that the profit-oriented mindset is institutionally incapable of grasping: It's the little things that make life worth living, not only irrespective of financial gain, but usually in direct contradiction to it.

Attempting to be the gatekeeper to something like that is frankly rather sinister, and was always doomed to failure. Those people are still there, they will always be there, and they will always need a creative outlet makes no economic sense, but will always be culturally essential.

Kids today are so stupid they fall for security scams more often than greybeards

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Windows

Re: @OhHomer

Mechanical adding machines?

You were lucky.

I had to swim twenty miles uphill through a frozen lake to get to school every day, then spent sixteen hours chiselling my classwork onto stone tablets, and all I had to do my sums with was a banana leaf and a handful of gravel.

But you try and tell the young people today that...

Oh Homer
Headmaster

Re: Due entirely

"Liberal" and "state" is an oxymoron, surely, unless you're using the strange American definition of "liberal".

Oh Homer

Re: "social engineering ... is not a new discipline"

Yes, in the pre-internet age it was called a confidence trick.

Oh Homer
Headmaster

Re: 'Digital Natives' are totally oblivious to how it works

With age comes wisdom.

Moreover, we oldies were brought up in the Golden Age of home computing, which was almost entirely about hacking (in both senses), not digital consumerism. We even had real Computer Science classes in school, unlike today's glorified secretarial courses they call "ICT".

The youff of today are purely IT consumers, with very few exceptions. They may know about, and know how to run, more of today's technologies than the older generation, but they are utterly clueless about how they actually work.

That's not to say there are no young hackers, in fact a rather prominent one is currently battling extradition (well, 31 seems comparatively young to me), but they're just a drop in a vast ocean of IT sheeple, so it isn't that surprising that they keep getting sheared.

Meanwhile, in America: Half of adults' faces are in police databases

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Childcatcher

Only half?

Not sure how the Yanks stand with photographic ID systems, but over on this side of the pond pretty much anyone with a passport and/or driving license has their mugshot on record.

Then there's SSSC registration and PVG checks for anyone who works in healthcare and social services, which again requires a photo ID.

Naturally anyone who's ever been arrested is also on file. In fact, just attending any sort of protest rally is guaranteed to get your entire life's history recorded in a police database.

Anyone not covered up to this point is probably still on some other system, even if it's only an OAP bus pass.

The vast number of CCTV systems in Blighty basically guarantees that "the system" has your mug on record, one way or another, unless you've lived your whole life in a cave, and the legal protection, that is supposed to prevent unfettered government access to that data, is little more than a farce designed to pacify the masses and stop them whining too much, as has been demonstrated countless times (stolen laptops containing vast government databases, council workers using "anti-terrorism" legislation to spy on parents who they claim enrol their children at the "wrong" school, ad nauseam).

In short, we're not only worrying about something we have no democratic means of preventing (since neither the US nor the UK are even remotely democratic), but something that has already happened, indeed it happened a long time ago.

The question is, what are we going to do about it, if anything?

Red Hat eye from the Ubuntu guy: Fedora – how you doin'?

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Devil

Re: Why oh why would you use Ubuntu

Meh, the only OS worth using is Emacs.

All I need now is a decent text editor.

[Boom, boom!]

In other news, purely out of morbid curiosity, I just tried a 90 day evaluation copy of Win10, although for some bizarre reason Microsoft touts it as an evaluation of a browser that just so happens to come bundled with an OS.

The Vole mindset is odd, putting it mildly, but at least they're not shy about their priorities. Oh Lordy, it's like the 90s all over again.

It looks ... boxy, and plain, and strangely old fashioned.

The OS, that is, including the browser, not the 90s. In comparison to Win10 the 90s were positively futuristic. Then again, I hear that Apple has patented rounded rectangles, so maybe Vole is stuck with 90s aesthetics for good reason.

I don't like it, in fact about the best thing I can say about it is that it didn't crash (yet). Again, I mean Win10, not the 90s. The crash of the 90s was a whole nother matter, albeit this "Cloud" hysteria is uncannily reminiscent of the Dot Com Bubble.

It's also a bit slow, but then I'd be shocked to discover anything by Microsoft that wasn't. It also didn't get infected with malware within the first 60 seconds of use, which is another first in my long and painful experience of Windows thus far, albeit an experience with huge gaps in it (nothing since XP, basically), although it more than compensates for this lack of malware with vast bucketloads of "desktop spam", all generated by Microsoft.

Seriously, it's more like a digital billboard than an OS.

If the debacle of Microsoft's spyware didn't put you off, or the fact that they used frankly illegal tactics to sneak Win10 onto meeelions of PCs (bricking most of them in the process), then surely the uncomfortable sensation of prostituting your PC to Microsoft's "Live" division will be the coup de grâce that ultimately kills whatever little enthusiasm you might have left for the platform, assuming you ever really had any to begin with.

Well, it did for me, anyway. So there.

As for Ubuntu, Fedora and basically anything that isn't Gentoo ... have another bucketload of "meh".

A robot kitchen? Whatever. Are you stupid enough to fall for this?

Oh Homer
Coffee/keyboard

He did it as a dare

Surely this is a joke to see how many stupid people there are on teh internetz.

Oh Homer
Trollface

Re: Marmite

@Pen-y-gore: At the risk of starting another Marmite flame war...

I tried to like Marmite, I really did, but ultimately the closest I came to nearly tolerating it was when I tried to use it as the bouillon base for a gravy, with predictably tragic consequences. Seriously, I couldn't think of anything else it might be appropriate for, at least in terms of human consumption.

Perhaps it has some useful medical application, say as an alternative for electric-shock therapy, or maybe in the pest control industry, but voluntarily eating for pleasure, something that looks and smells like it may have been used in the construction of the M25, just doesn't seem feasible.

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Alert

Re: Marmite vs Tesco

Having checked the Daily Fail's list of 200 brands now absent from Tesco's shelves, I was quite amazed to discover that I don't use any of them.

I realise I'm a bit of a fringe shopper, but this surprised even me.

More worrying is the fact that apparently sterling is now worth less than a used Tesco Everyday Value bog roll.

Under the circumstances, the prospect of a thirty-grand-a-year "robot kitchen", or anything else, seems even more laughable.

Twitter yanks data feeding tube out of police surveillance biz

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Re: Security and freedom are not fungible

Apparently the American government disagrees.

I'm merely noting that America has been transformed into a police state in the name of "security", thus depriving Americans of the very freedoms that this "security" purports to be defending.

On the other hand, the very concept of "freedom" is largely delusional. If you have laws, you don't have freedom. More fundamentally, and even in the complete absence of laws, you can in principle never actually have freedom, because you never have freedom from consequences.