* Posts by Viper1j

18 posts • joined 12 Oct 2013

Experian-T-Mobile US hack: 'We trusted them, now that trust is broken'

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SO SWEET!

They got my ex's info!

I'm officially in love with karma!

Another chance to win a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive

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Itsy bitsy my ass..

Let's see YOU get through the waterspout!

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Or...

Hey baby, I was a web developer BEFORE the internet.

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Remember when you threw that shoe at me, and I fell behind the bed?

I remembered too.

ANOTHER US court smacks down EFF's NSA wiretap sueball – but won't say why

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Re: Well, fuck!

"US court smacks down EFF's NSA wiretap sueball – but won't say why"

Won't say why? I'll say why!

Judge White is the NSA's Little Bitch!

Al Franken to FBI: We need MORE revenge smut arrests

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Re: Recently re-elected.

I would think, that the "biggest hurdle" would be an issue of copyright infringement. Doesn't a photographer own the copyright to the pictures that he or she takes?

If they own the copyright, unless somebody can find a really sneaky way of stealing it, then they can do whatever they want with those pictures, at least one would think.

BOFH: Never mind that old brick, look at this ink-stained BEAUTY

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Re: says:

Hey Simon. I have a fully working C= 64 AND C128 along with 2 1571 drives and a 1581 drive. The 128 has the Z80 microprocessor and boots CP/M if you're interested. Also have a 1641 REU to kick one of them up to 128 mb of RAM. ;D

Ads watchdog: Er, what does woman in her undies have to do with ‘slim’ phone?

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Gimp

Re: Overtly sexualising women

Women can never be sexy, as long as we are haunted by the ghost of Andrea Dworkin.

Windows users: You get a patch! And you get a patch! And you get a patch! Everybody gets...

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Take your patch and shove it.

I just purchased an Acer 5253 with a toasted hard drive. And yes after purchasing a new 1tb drive I could have installed the Win7 that it shipped with.

Not in this lifetime. I used my old backups and install Win XP Sp3 on it. I have good virus protection, a good firewall and a secured network. They're my machines, and I'll run what I want to on them. If Microcrap gives me anymore guff, I just might go to Linux and become a happy penguin.

Judge says there's no such thing as a 'Patent Troll'

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Can we still call them flatulating buttheads?

MPAA, meet the Streisand effect: Picture ass. slaps Reddit with takedown

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Not the first time for these retards..

I remember my kid brother calling me one day, after a CN story about the MPAA, RIAA, and Napster.

He said: "You mean I can get music for free? Really?

If the story hadn't appeared, he would have been clueless to this day..

One day, these people will put somebody in charge with more than two active brain cells.

Tor is '90 per cent of the net' claims City of London Police Commish – and he's dead wrong

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Retards

I love it when people try to use words without the slightest clue of what they mean.

The same retards probably think DOS is a new virus and a Picasso is an Italian sports car.

The cute things they say

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Access Denied

This guy calls in to complain that he gets an "Access Denied" message every time he logs in. It turned out he was typing his user name and password in capital letters.

Tech Support: OK, let's try once more, but use lower case letters.

Customer "Uh, I only have capital letters on my keyboard,"

Watch out, Yahoo! EFF looses BADGER on sites that ignore Do Not Track

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Privacy and Honey Badgers

They don't give a f*ck.

http://youtu.be/TDgHhGRfT_4

OK, we get the message, Microsoft: Windows Defender splats 1000s of WinXP, Server 2k3 PCs

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Biz as usual

This is why you don't buy your food at a gas station.

Microsoft makes OSes. Let them do what they do.

Go to an anti viral company for anti virus protection.

GitHub probes worker's claims of hostile, sexist office culture

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Linux

Re: Hmm

Or hulu hooping.

Europe, SAVE US! Patriot Act author begs for help to curb NSA spying

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I guess Sensenbrenner's mommy never told him to be careful what he wished for..

Brazil's anti-NSA prez urged to SNATCH keys to the internet from America

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They can't take it. We invented it. It's ours! We own it!

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