* Posts by _Seb

4 posts • joined 4 Oct 2013

Uni IT man stole £22k of Macs to pay for smack

_Seb

Re: Cash Converters

Shit goes missing all the time on campus. Large open office spaces with lax children running riot. Walking with purpose is useful. People rarely stop you (once in a decade, at current rates) to check you are allowed to do anything. Periodic emails get sent round by security reminding people not to be stupid. Posters exist to show scale of issue. It's the same, I would guess, in any large organisation. It's actually surprising it got noticed and it seems the police were an easier task than HR.

Footie ballsup: Petition kicks off to fix 'geometrically impossible' street signs

_Seb

Re: Signed.

I mean everyone is absolutely missing that it is correct, just not in Euclidian space, I mean you could teach about this interesting geometry (first made using crochet was the positive curvature space) which seems to be this chaps point, clearly doesn't understand enough about geometry.

India's Martian MOM clocks up 1,000 days circling the red planet

_Seb

Re: India has a space program...

Unionist Terrorists not Nationalist Terrorists, please keep them the right way round; these are our closest friends who are nothing like us and our worst enemies (the nationalists) are pretty progressive and far more like us. Politics is weird.

The Vulture 2: What paintjob should we put on our soaraway spaceplane?

_Seb
Mushroom

Can we have decals

Because I can think of nothing better than flame decals, plus it'll make it go faster*.

*this is clearly child logic, but I stand by it.

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