* Posts by Truth4u

396 publicly visible posts • joined 23 Sep 2013

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Don't touch me up there! Photoshop creator appeals for 'ethical' use

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They should call it ForgeryShop

Why would I spend hours 'shopping an image for ethical reasons? We aren't all Greenpeace members you know.

HAWKING ALERT: Leave planet Earth, find a new home. Stupid humans

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Re: says:

the cheese reserves turned out not to be there

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Hawking is a bit of a downer isn't he

who knew?

(Re)touching on a quarter-century of Adobe Photoshop

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Re: Pascal ? Really ?

wow a whole 5 years.

Jamie Oliver serves up steaming pile of malware

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my grandma uses base64 encoding to hide iframes

must try harder

Samsung's spying smart TVs don't encrypt voice recordings sent over the internet – new claim

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but they used the https port, LOL

Kind of like sending your mail in an acetate envelope and marking it with Private and Confidential.

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Big Brother

Hi TV what time is the anti police state march today

There will be no march today Dave.

Hi TV what's the quickest way into central London

I have locked the doors, the police are on their way Dave

IT knowledge is as important as Maths, says UK.gov

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Re: today we are going to learn about IT

Next week the lesson is on open standards

I need you to prepare by downloading openstandards.doc onto your Zunes

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today we are going to learn about IT

I have provided everyone in the class with a wallet full of monopoly money. Now we are going to practice how to use computers. Form a line at my desk and hand over all of the money in the wallet and I will give you a white box with an Apple logo. It is important for you all to have these Skillz later in life.

DARPA's 'Cortical Modem' will plug straight into your brain

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Re: Implanted inside the skull or worn on the skin?

They're going to invent a device that can cheaply and quickly implant it into the brain. The device will possibly take the form of some kind of addon for the Police baton.

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Black Helicopters

how are they going to ask the Zebra Fish if it works?

can Zebra fish read digital clocks?

What if the fish is lying? It might be a communist. (or maybe that's what DARPA want*)

* here comes the black helicopter.

Want to find LOVE online? Make sure your name is high up in the alphabet

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Re: @Truth4u

I don't have any interests beyond the basics; mainly consuming several pounds of biological matter a day and blowing it out my ass 12 hours later. Aside from that I spend a lot of time on Youtube watching nerdy videos and writing "witty" comments.

You say it's not important to impress women, but I think women are looking for someone a little "better" than me.

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online dating is just a way to make guys feel worthless. dating in general actually.

if you're not in the top 10% or the bottom 10% (some women seem to like tragically inept guys) don't even bother.

just get a hobby making bombs or something.

Online retail giant Amazon GOES TITSUP ACROSS EUROPE

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they should buy all of their customers one of those corn holders

to say sorry (and/or thank you)

Official: Single people need to LOWER their EXPECTATIONS

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I'm going to eat Cheetos until I turn orange. Woman love a man with dedication, and a nice healthy skin tone.

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all people are scum!

it is better to have a life of solitude and quiet self pity followed by a quick execution in your local branch of NHS

SWINGBELLIES! Take heed! Drinking WINE is good for your LIVER

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Re: Good news!

What apparatus do you have to measure this? I tried drawing lines on the side of the bath but they were too close together

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Re: Good news!

how else would you measure out a pint of wine?

Smartphones don’t dumb you down, they DUMB you UP

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was this supposed to be an article?

Helium HDD prices rise way above air-filled spinning rust

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A 6TB Helium-filled drive from HGST costs $120 more than a traditional 6TB drive from Seagate.

Because Seagate drives are crap

'Tech' City hasn't got proper broadband and it's like BT doesn't CARE

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THE INTERNET IS TUBES

And if those tubes are filled, the internet is going to be delayed!

I'm with BT on this one.

Hey kids! If you vote Facebook will give you EXTRA LIKES*

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like a crowd packed in the front without the midsection

like the right to vote with no one to vote for in an election.

Top smut site Flashes visitors, leaves behind nasty virus

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Re: To be less coy about it...

as suspected

a nice fast linux machine with open source browser is like god mode for the internet. I hope linux doesn't win on the desktop because frankly the general public don't deserve an ops system that powerful. They can stick with their windows/xbox streaming/toy computers. Bonus points if they store all their files on someone else's file server. (lol).

When algorithms ATTACK: Facebook sez soz for tacky 'Year in Review' FAIL

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If you're depressed by a random selection of your own posts

Maybe the problem is with you.

I hate Facebook more than most but come on. It just shows how isolated people in our so-called society really are, if you only realise you're a depressing person when a computer algorithm points it out.

In real life social interaction, people will tell you when you're being a downer. Maybe they will try and cheer you up. Protip: if lots of people are trying to cheer you up, you must obviously look unhappy.

But if you post it on Facebook, your half assed effort to reach out will be met with half assed sympathy. And it's exactly what you deserve if you go around posting things like "hey guess which one of my relatives died today, lol".

Edu-apps may be STALKING YOUR KIDS, feds warn

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total enslavement

won't be long before accepting the EULA is basically signing your own arrest warrant.

Pirate Bay towed to oldpiratebay.org

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Re: In support of "illegal" downloads.

maybe op has pentium 3 and 80gb pata drive LOL

The future looks bright: Prepare to be dazzled by HDR telly tech

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"Cars get better every generation"

Not really. All the engines are made by the same company anyway, they just change the cheap plastic bodywork each year to match trends and ensure it will damage easily.

If they didn't have to meet EU standards for emissions and efficiency then they wouldn't and we would have the same crappy cars as China does.

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meh

just make sure you release the colour and HDR and resolution upgrades separately because I would love to waste my money on 3 TVs.

Hipsters snap up iPod Classics for $$$s after Apple kills rusty gadget

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A fool and his money

That said, if anyone has an old Amstrad CPC, I'm willing to pay half a million dollars

(not really)

It's nearly 2015 – and your Windows PC can still be owned by a Visual Basic script

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Re: Adobe Flash exploits... still?

When the HTML5 player for youtube works properly in browsers other than Chrome who is going to need Flash? Not me.

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What's Internet Explorer?

wasn't it that shitty browser that used to come bundled with Macs?

97% of UK gets 'basic' 2Mbps broadband. 'Typical households' need 10Mbps – Ofcom

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Re: Typical households need 10Mbps

well yeah, all of those things.

Its like the difference between having a card-op leccy meter and a real one. Sure you can live like that, but its not exactly an aspirational standard for the whole country is it?

Virgin Media customers suffer YET MORE YouTube buffering blues

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Find out the IP of the caching server

And block it. Since I'm not a VM customer I don't care enough to find the IP myself but there must be some techies reading this who can...

What a pity: Rollout of hated UK smart meters delayed again

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Re: Don't Worry About That

Do you think Al Gore turns off the lights in his 27 room mansion before he flies to his 30 room mansion?

Or (more likely) is his 30 room mansion lit all year round to save his butler the effort of turning on the lights for the 3 days a year Al Gore deems it necessary to actually stay there?

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dogged by delays and doubts over consumer appetite for the scheme

When did they start caring about the consumers?

Samsung turns off lights on LEDs worldwide – except in South Korea

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Once you've made the switch to a flat screen, watching a CRT is like staring at a strobe light

Give nerds their own PRIVATE TRAIN CARRIAGES, say boffins

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I want the cattle trucks

Take the seats out, they're too small anyway.

You could fit many more people on the train if everyone stood up. I think all rush hour trains should be like this and people who are not able-bodied should not be allowed to travel at rush hour, quite frankly.

Sick of the 'criminal' lies about pie? Lobby the government HERE

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Re: finally

Even more annoying in the supermarket when said pie is in a box, so you can't tell until you get home that you just bought an expensive ramekin with some sandwich meat in it.

"This is a nice weighty pie", I thought foolishly.

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finally

Always disappointed to tuck into my pie, and, wait a minute, what happened to the rest of it?

They always use a huge ceramic dish filled one tenth the way up with filling.

I'm thinking of creating a pie in a 4 foot tall dish with an inch of filling at the bottom and pastry on top. I will sell it for £800.

FBI warns of disk NUKE malware after Sony Pictures megahack

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LOL Master Boot Record?

The 19th century called, they want their boot loader back.

DEATH fails to end mobile contract: Widow forced to take HUBBY's ASHES into shop

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phone shops are completely amoral

if they could sell crack cocaine on contract they would...

Zuckerberg bombshell: Man married to Chinese woman speaks Chinese in China

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its no surprise this communist in waiting speaks fluent Chinese

Wish he would stay there tbh.

Microsoft promises Windows 10 will mean two-factor auth for all

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Re: Lame

Do I want to use the Microsoft encryption with the NSA master key that allows FBI et al to unlock all your "encrypted" files whenever you're accused of the heinous crime of copyright infringement? Or would I rather use open source mathematically correct encryption where only I hold the keys. Again it's such a hard choice. Tell you what Microsoft, why don't you take several hundred of my dollars and decide for me, because I'm obviously far too stupid to decide for myself.

And what's the point of encryption if they give the keys to a bunch of corrupt government agencies in a foreign country where I have no vote? Doesn't sound very much like freedom to me.

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Lame

When I get home I enjoy using my Windows machine with no password on the admin account because shockingly I trust the people I live with not to fuck with it plus they wouldn't be stupid enough to make me angry. Who really cares about authenticating users on Windows PCs? If my work makes me use 2 factor I'll resign and find a company that trusts its employees. I don't want to work in a company where people are prone to fuck with each others accounts.

This will make no difference to security as once you login it's still the same shitty Windows kernel that anyone can hack from a cyber cafe in china where they don't even have freedom to use facebook but they can fuck with our PCs and do for fun.

Why would I care about the files on my Windows PC not being encrypted when I know how to run a Linux file server that's better than NTFS in every way?

Do I want to wait an hour for Windows to enumerate the several million files I have, or would I rather Linux did it in seconds? Hmm tough choice...

Hacked and ashamed? C'mon, Brits – report that cybercrime

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What's the point of reporting it

Go through all the hassle just to be told... "well we can't do anything about it, so don't let it happen again" Which is kinda the attitude you would take anyway. Only now you're out several hours of form filling and getting it stamped in triplicate as well.

Just an exercise in victim blaming.

It would be easier if they used their global spy grid to actually track criminals instead of rigging the stock market.

Martha Lane Fox: Yeuch! The Internet is made by men?!?

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Title

The article doesn't seem to have anything much to do with the title. It's just as incoherent as the rantings of MLF.

The 'fun-nification' of computer education – good idea?

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Re: Latin, softwre and misunderstanding

Thinking in the abstract is the worst offense in schools.

Ask a teacher an abstract question and they'll tell you to shut up and stop wasting everyone's time. At least that was my experience.

FBI boss: We don't want a backdoor, we want the front door to phones

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My next phone will be a dumbphone

Between the NSA, FBI, Google, Facebook, numerous insecure radios (wifi, bluetooth, etc) and all the buggy 20 year old Linux code that only dead neckbeards understand, you just can't trust this technology, like, at all.

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