* Posts by Warm Braw

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It has been 15 years, and we're still reporting homograph attacks – web domains that stealthily use non-Latin characters to appear legit

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Re: A þorny problem, to be sure

Is that you, Eth?

You. Drop and give me 20... per cent IPv6 by 2023, 80% by 2025, Uncle Sam tells its IT admins after years of slacking

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There's a lot I don't like about IPv6 and I was at one time a contributor to one of the alternative proposals. However, it's not the technical details of IPv6 that prevented its adoption.

At the time IPv6 was being mooted, the Internet really didn't extend far beyond government and academia. There was already a problem with scaling, but that was largely related to the way IP addresses were divided into classes and to memory limitations in routers that were worsened by the need to have a routing table entry for every destination network.

There was a quick fix for the two pressing problems - classless addresses allocated in such a way that routing tables could practically include only prefixes for groups of networks that had either geographical or carrier affinity.

Then it came down to money. Was it worth vendors implementing IPv6 stacks if the immediate problem had been resolved? Would people buy routers that were going to be significantly more expensive owing to the cost of both processing and storing longer addresses? The answers to that turned out to be no and no. The routers did eventually get the grunt to handle IPv6, but that was largely a side effect of their having to deal with ever faster line speeds and ever more routes.

Subsequently, the Internet has grown much larger and much more quickly that anyone at the time could possibly have imagined without IPv6 ever becoming a dominant component. It will, eventually, but it's now more of a tidying-up exercise than a technical necessity so progress will remain slow.

Changing the bits on the wire might have created a technically better standard, but it would not have resulted in earlier migration by anyone*.

*Edit: in hindsight it would probably have been possible to make changes to IPv4 (rather than IPv6) that would have made it easier to operate hybrid networks, bringing more IPv6 services online earlier. In reality, it would have been impossible to get anyone to invest effort in this at the time as the focus was putting an end to IPv4 not extending its useful life. We are where we are.

Microservices guru warns devs that trendy architecture shouldn't be the default for every app, but 'a last resort'

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Re: All-or-nothing deployments

just becase you don't have the definitions nailed down

That may be because in my advancing years I have seen the same things (at least to a first approximation) redefined many times and it is not always immediately clear what beyond the first approximation is the genuine advance...

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All-or-nothing deployments

The point of this devops stuff, as I understand it, is that you've got your deployment automated to the point that you can push a button and it happens. The whole microservices thing depends on your being able quickly to roll out incremental changes.

There isn't, in principle, any reason you can't do the same for a monolithic application - it's just that historically people have done that less frequently and therefore haven't invested in automating the deployment process.

The big issue is really whether your monolithic application is susceptible to automatic testing: if it isn't, then sawing off the bits that are could well make life easier. Whether those bits communicate via the stack or the network is an implementation detail.

Brexit Britain changes its mind, says non, nein, no to Europe's unified patent court – potentially sealing its fate

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Re: Hmm. Signalling?

much safer/commonsense to kill something dead

That's fine if you have some alternative to fall back on - and that alternative is better. I have yet to be convinced that smashing something to pieces and passing the buck to other people to build something better is as brilliant a universal policy as our new overlords seem to think. If it were, they should just release the nukes now.

Actually, given Dom now has access to an actual bunker and there's a potential viral pandemic, that might not be so fantastic: here's his opportunity to rebuild humanity from a carefully self-selected group of superior beings - in their own minds.

Boeing didn't run end-to-end test on Calamity Capsule, DSCOVR up and running, and NASA buys a Falcon Heavy

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Re: Cheap!

Or the cost per mile of HS2.

Broadband providers can now flog Openreach's new IP voice network in bid to ditch UK's copper phone lines by 2025

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I think its more common with elderly people who might not want to rush downstairs

Actually, it's also an issue already with elderly people who have telephone-linked emergency alarms. I've had to separate the extension wiring at the master socket and instead plug it into the "line out" of a parental alarm base station as leaving an internal phone off-hook (or the burglar alarm going faulty and doing the same thing) would prevent the alarm from being able to dial out.

The same solution would presumably apply to a VoIP router - and I imagine it's likely that the fibre will arrive at the premises in close proximity to the existing master socket.

UK.gov lays out COVID-19 guidance as the tech supply chain considers its own

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Re: Government Guidance

I can't help thinking that putting a paper bag over your head and then lying is the guidance that has historically been given to all those government "anonymous sources".

Surprise! Plans for a Brexit version of the EU's Galileo have been delayed

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Rockets are fuelled by more than wishful thinking

Economy ditto,

Perhaps we need a "chickens coming home to roost" icon.

FCC sucks its teeth, clicks its tongue, says: Yeah, AT&T, Sprint, T-Mobile US, Verizon gleefully sold your location data. Guess we should fine them?

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The FCC’s commitment to consumer protection

You need to have worked in PR for a lot of years to be able to say that with a straight face.

Sure, check through my background records… but why are you looking at my record collection?

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What's around the back, Gary Glitter?

Sounds rather like a version of What's the time, Mr Wolf? that would warrant the attention of Social Services.

The only physical records I have these days are the ones I keep with the wind-up gramophone in anticipation of the apocalypse. Some of the song titles of a bygone era would not get past a modern employer's equal opportunities policy.

Perhaps that's why I don't get job offers any more either?

Your phone wakes up. Its assistant starts reading out your text messages. To everyone around. You panic. How? Ultrasonic waves

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Re: Stupid millennial pranks

If you ask your handy local digital assistant, it might offer an explanation. Or not. I can never get them to understand me speaking normally, so I might just give this ultrasonic thing a go.

'Developers have lost hope Microsoft will do the right thing'... Redmond urged to make WinUI cross-platform

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Microsoft is at a revenue crossroads

Microsoft's strategy is currently to give away tools (or at least a subset of them) in the hope of driving development for revenue-generating products like Windows licences and Azure subscriptions.

About the only thing driving new users to Windows is that lots of applications will only run on Windows. Make it easier to develop cross-platform apps and desktop revenue will further dwindle, particularly lucrative corporate revenue.

It's a bit like coronavirus - Microsoft knows the end of its desktop income is coming, but it needs to postpone it for as long as possible to have mitigation in place. I can't see it giving high-priority to cross-platform apps at the present moment, but I'd be equally surprised if in the fullness of time even Microsoft were not keen to put an end to the cost of supporting Windows as a consumer platform.

US Homeland Security mistakenly seizes British ad agency's website in prostitution probe gone wrong

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Re: US Homeland Security

You were right the first time. The US does indeed have jurisdiction over the domain name registration.

I gave up trying to explain to clients that it was in their best interests to have their domain name registered in the jurisdiction where they traded and where they also held any relevant trademarks if they wanted to minimise the risks of foreign courts getting involved in any disputes. However, it seems that because people have heard of the ".com" boom but not of a ".uk" boom, there is something intrinsically inferior about ".uk" for the kind of people that worry about that kind of thing. It's about as futile as arguing with an anti-vaxxer.

Review of IR35 is in: Quelle surprise, UK.gov will forge ahead with controversial tax reforms in the private sector

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Re: You're not supposed to kill the goose

it isn't just about the tax

It's mainly about the NI - the tax advantages are not what they were. I'm not sure what you mean by a "genuine" contractor, but, to be fair, neither does the government.

I don't have much sympathy for the whole PSC model with artificial, tax-friendly dividends, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't (and haven't) taken advantage of it when it's there. The big problem, as I see it, is that a lot of people working in the economy have no clear status or real legal rights. I'm more concerned in general about Uber and delivery drivers and people in "hospitality" on zero hours contracts than someone on a daily rate that approaches their monthly take-home, but adding more people to the pool of casual labour seems socially undesirable.

Departing MI5 chief: Break chat app crypto for us, kthxbai

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Re: Right to Privacy

More importantly, they'd have to accept some level of transparency and accountability in their own actions. Given that even their tame secret court finds against them whenever there is an inadvertent disclosure of their activities, I can't see them clamouring for greater access to their own messaging.

How many times do we have to tell you? A Tesla isn't a self-driving car, say investigators after Apple man's fatal crash

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Re: Heretic!

If the car's so smart it should leave you at home sleeping and do your job for you.

Blow me down with a feather, well, storage server software update gone awry: Nest vid streams go dark for 16 hours

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Re: All the expensive cameras I installed at my property are useless

If you have a smart lock, getting into the house is not going to be much of a problem. But at least if the dog's starving, he might have a greater incentive to bite anyone who tries. If you have enough of this stuff, their disparate failures bring complementary benefits.

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now: Brexit tea towel says it'll just be the gigabit broadband

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Re: Since when did a hedgerow need gigabit broadband?

It'll still be copper beech for the last mile.

Revolut-won: British banking app gets half a billion bucks in backing, seeks to subvert today's market incumbents

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The startup got a European banking licence in late 2018

It appears to have been rather quiet about it since and has allegedly withdrawn a licence application in Luxembourg.

Not that a European licence may be of much use in he UK in a year's time, if N26 is any guide

Revolut's web footer says in small print:

Revolut Ltd (No. 08804411) is authorised by the Financial Conduct Authority under the Electronic Money Regulations 2011.

The word "bank" is also notably absent from their publicity material. It's not so much a mobile banking app as a means of managing your fractional interest in an account in Revolut's name at a real bank. That may change over time, but it doesn't seem like it has yet.

RIP Katherine Johnson: The extraordinary NASA mathematician astronauts trusted over computers

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Discrimination was not even trumped by the exigencies of war. As well as having a segregated army in WW II, the Pentagon, which was built during the war at great trouble and expense was nevertheless overprovisioned with toilets and canteens to permit the racial segregation required by the law of Virginia.

You would hope that organisations based on science and technology would have a better record, but it's unfortunately not the case.

Microsoft uses its expertise in malware to help with fileless attack detection on Linux

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Its expertise in malware

It's not fair to shoot at an open goal...

MWC now stands for Mighty Wallet Crusher? Smaller firms counting the cost after mobile industry event scrapped

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Firm that offers programmatic adtech solutions

Hm. I seem to have conflicting feelings about their difficulties.

London's top cop dismisses 'highly inaccurate or ill informed' facial-recognition critics, possibly ironically

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As you progress along the dystopian scale, the difference between an egalitarian dystopia and a discriminatory one narrows to a nicety. Better to avoid the dystopia in the first place.

World Wide Web's Sir Tim swells his let's-remake-the-internet startup with Bruce Schneier, fellow tech experts

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Re: Nice idea, not a chance

those of us unhappy with the taking ways...

... are unfortunately a small minority. Social networks, are, well, networks - they only work if they're connected. Since most people have no problem with having their votes influenced by the right wing, rich and Russians as long as a free service tells them they're popular with their friends, there's no incentive for Facebook et al to build the interfaces that would allow limited and un-monetizable data to integrate into their networks thereby devaluing them.

I'm pretty sure TBL knows this is a non-starter and is merely hoping that airing the concepts might at least undermine any potential argument that social media companies may make to regulators to the effect that privacy is intrinsically, technically impossible.

The Wristwatch of the Long Now: When your MTBF is two centuries

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We can have all these things

'We' really can't. One or two people, possibly.

Anything made by hand from relatively common materials is always going to be capable of being repaired, assuming the materials continue to be available. But making things by hand is expensive. If you want them to be readily available - and not have to hang them from a chain on your waistcoat because of their size and weight - it's inescapable that they will contain components that cannot easily be made by hand. As technology improves, more components can be integrated which make the product cheaper and probably more reliable but that means the components become more specific to the product and that the previous components are no longer made.

A pocket watch also has one function - to tell the time. A smart watch has lots of functions. I can't see the point, myself, but you're not going to be able to continue to sell smart watches if you freeze their functionality in time, Or the type of sensors they contain. Or the resolution of the display. What would be the point in a Sinclair Black Watch in 200 years time other than as a curiosity and symbol of technical immaturity?

We need to get a lot better about recycling stuff, rather than hold out for technology stasis, but if you think stuff should be engineered to last, you could buy one of these: note how it sticks to doing one job, though.

Come on baby light me on fire: McDonald's to sell 'Quarter Pounder' scented candles

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It's probably just a joke, right?

I tried to look at the site and was prevented by Cloudflare who were keen for me to complete a captcha before being permitted access to the "web property" and to install "Privacy Pass", a browser extension aimed at creating long-term tokens that would track my subsequent visits to the site.

Sounds to me like it's just a ploy to collect personal information.

And if you want a candle that smells like McDonalds, can't you just stick a wick in a burger?

'Don't tell anyone but I have a secret.' There, that's my security sorted

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Re: Nobody tosses any in my direction

Given Mr. Dabbs' current residence and in tribute to the, er, masthead of this esteemed organ, I suppose the situation of M. Griveaux could be described as:

bite* in the hand that feeds it

*I assume the fact that the word is feminine is just Gallic wishful thinking. Or misdirection.

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Nobody tosses any in my direction

If that's a concern I'm sure Benjamin Griveaux has, er, time on his hands.

Hey, Brits. Your Google data is leaving the EU before you are: Hoard to be shipped from Ireland to US next month

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Re: @John Oates

Is there anything we can do right now?

I would have said a few months ago that the government would not be so stupid as to weaken data protection rules here in a way that put data exchange with the EU in jeopardy. Now I'm not nearly so sure. You presently have the right to ask for your data to be deleted (but no right to verify that), but the continued existence of that right is purely now a matter for the UK/British/English/London or whatever locus of independent government should emerge from the post-Brexit fragmentation.

You still have until the end of the year to establish residence in another EU country...

Google product boss cuffed on suspicion of murder after his Microsoft manager wife goes missing, woman's body found, during Hawaii trip

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She had vanished

I'd be very surprised if a "business program manager for cloud licensing and monetization" ever turns her phone off, so vanishing is a difficult trick to pull off.

Don't use natwest.co.uk for online banking, Natwest bank tells baffled customer

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Re: So not nwolb.com then?

Barclays (try to) insist you submit the "know your customer" information via a third party form-filling website and refused to offer any other route when challenged. Apparently they can't offer me financial products if I fail to submit the data, so basically a win-win in their case.

One man is standing up to Donald Trump's ban on US chip tech going to Huawei. That man... is Donald Trump

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Re: Clueless he is.

Cue the usual deluded defenders of the current idiot in chief

One even seems to have taken the trouble to vote down every post on this page that's critical of the Orangenius. But I suppose that could equally be the work of the Mechanical Turk: no point in having money if you can't make it work for you.

Ofcom: Rule change to force UK comms providers to tell you when your contract expires

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It's a step forward, but at least you could in any case diarise the contract end date and take action in advance.

I'm more exercised about the fact that you can sign up for a fixed price contract and have the price hiked during its currency. My broadband price was raised by 10% less than half way through its 18 month period, so clearly the provider never had any intention of sticking to the headline price. They did this in the month before Christmas when there are generally no decent offers from other providers pending the big price cuts in January. And of course Ofcom rules are that you only get 30 days to break your contract after which you're bound by the price increase for the remaining duration.

This is not just cynical, but it's asymmetric - you don't have the same rights as the party with whom you're contracting, so it ought to count as an unfair consumer contract, but Ofcom is apparently just fine with that.

Call us immediately if your child uses Kali Linux, squawks West Mids Police

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Let's hope West Midlands Police learns something useful

They have a lot to catch up on.

As it happens, ROCUWM are recruiting. Linux is significantly absent from a list of required skills that does, however include:

Highly competent in the use of Microsoft packages, advanced skills in Microsoft Excel

so at least we know how reliable the crime statistics will be. The successful applicant will also be expected to have experience of working with covertly obtained products, though, so perhaps Microsoft need to do a licence audit...

There's another counter terrorism job on offer which says the force aims to maximise the potential of people from all backgrounds through a culture of fairness and inclusion and immediately after that marriage to, or cohabitation with, a person who isn't a British citizen after appointment may, in some circumstances, result in the withdrawal of security clearance and ... dismissal. Cognitive dissonants welcome, presumably.

Every day I despair a little more.

Microsoft brings the pane: You'll be looking at Xamarin and React Native to design apps for dual-screen gizmos

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Re: Developer fatigue

It's bad enough having apps that work on small screens and large screens, in portrait and landscape mode, and on Apple and Android. Now add to the mix support for two screens in various orientations, one of which is partially obscured and an additional operating system, Windowsish. Testing will be skimped a pain.

There will no doubt be some niche applications, but more platform fragmentation doesn't sound particularly welcome.

Can AI-enhanced virtual sports presenters do the job? It's a big ask

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Generally talking arse to each other

I strongly suspect the motto of the newly subservient Boris Broadcasting Corporation will be "Nation shall speak arse unto nation".

But with one half of the planet on fire and the other half rapidly disappearing underwater, it ought to be clear to everyone that the human propensity to be distracted by trivia is killing all of us. Unfortunately, we're too distracted to notice.

We're afraid it might be terminal: Tesco top-up box looking less than tip-top

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Re: Xp

Presumably if you adopt the same ordinal representation as "George lV", Windows XP is actually Windows F?

Not a Genius move after all: Apple must cough up $$$ in back pay for store staff forced to wait for bag searches

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Re: " I don’t believe any “Geniuses” are contractors."

They're not even engineers.

The virus curing the mobile industry's chronic addiction... and sparking an impressive algorithmic price experiment

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Expect the biggest fire sale ever

Currently, the Fira Travelodge is offering rooms on Monday, 24th February for €823.99. Yes, a Travelodge.

Hard to feel sorry for their loss of business, though I suspect they'll in fact get paid twice.

Razr sharp foldable: Samsung whips out Galaxy Z Flip – and, oh snap, it's £1,300

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Re: $1,380 and no 5G ?

5G is a solution looking for a problem

Good job you can't say the same about a slightly-creased display.

UK contractors planning 'mass exodus' ahead of IR35 tax clampdown – survey

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Re: Seasonal Work

A lot of industries have seasonal or short-term requirements for people. They typically fill those requirements by some combination of:

zero-hours employment contracts

permanent part-time employment contracts

short-term employment contracts

agency staff

Your typical IT contractor is taking no more risk that someone who works habitually in construction - considerably less if you included the potential for accidents. They're also generally significantly better remunerated, less regulated and perfectly capable of working under any of the above arrangements in most cases.

I have been a contractor, been a permanent employee and run a company with staff providing consulting services to a variety of clients simultaneously. The first two were very similar, the latter was very different. You're at risk as an employee too - look at the terms of unemployment insurance and you'll see just how big the risk actually is by what they won't insure - and in neither case are you potentially looking at meeting the salary costs of other staff if the work starts to dry up.

I don't think contractors are the special case they have convinced themselves they are and if they're worth the net pay they believe they are, they'll continue to get it.

Aw, look. The UK is still trying really hard to be the 'safest place to be online in the world'

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Re: Nicky Morgan

I don't want to wear that out for Crace...

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Nicky Morgan

Baroness Morgan of Cotes PC, if you please.

Her previous intervention on a contentious public statement was to condemn it, refuse to work with the author and vow to fight against him.

The author was Boris Johnson with whom she is now happily working and co-operating.

Admittedly, Facebook can't offer peerages, but Nick Clegg has a knighthood and they still managed to make him an offer he couldn't refuse. So I don't suppose they have to worry.

MWC now means 'Mostly Without Companies', as Nokia, HMD Global, Facebook, and BT drop out

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...it can claim insurance after its cancellation

I wonder if the same can be said for those who have already booked travel and accommodation to visit the non-existent stands?

Built to last: Time to dispose of the disposable, unrepairable brick

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The same arithmetic when choosing an automobile

Eh?

Cars need regular servicing that costs money, so there is an argument that buying new reduces your cost of ownership. But not a good one - the depreciation significantly exceeds the additional repair costs of an older model in most cases, not to mention the environmental costs of a new vehicle versus one that already exists.

Even if that argument were valid, you wouldn't apply it to a phone: mobile phones have an ongoing service cost of near zero. You might not continue to get updates for so long, but a lack of updates doesn't stop your phone working. If your phone has a fixed battery or a small amount of memory, you could perhaps argue that it has a fixed useful lifetime, but you're probably still economically and environmentally better off buying second hand or refurbished ones, though you might want to boil it first.

It's not really a question of durability - most of this surplus kit washing around us has not broken down - we've simply reached the "5 blade razor" mark in mobile technology: manufacturers are struggling to find new compelling features so we're hanging on to the stuff that's "good enough" rather than discarding it for something shinier.

Guess we have to do this the Huawei then: Verizon sued by Chinese giant for allegedly ripping off patented tech

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Re: Prior art

I am named on a few: my employer at the time clearly hoped that the claims were novel and patentable, but they seemed pretty mundane to me. Lawyers went away, wrote up the patents, found what they thought was prior art (without reference to the "inventors") and we were then told to "sign here". I think in the end only a couple were granted, but the company expired before the patents did.

It did seem to be an extraordinarily expensive form of futility.

Hey GitLab, the 1970s called and want their sexism back: Saleswomen told to wear short skirts, heels and 'step it up'

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Re: Sexism in an All-Remote Company

It seems to be remote in all senses of the word.

Perhaps it's an inevitable consequence of never talking to real people.

Bada Bing, bada bork: Windows 10 is not happy, and Microsoft's search engine has something to do with it

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Why would you want any remote search engine involved in searching for local content on your own PC?

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Had absolutely no idea Bing was involved

I can't imagine anyone outside Microsoft would want it to be involved. Hopefully this might enlighten everyone on the extent to which this is not a great idea.