19 posts • joined 18 Aug 2013
I have WordPerfect X9 (pirated) installed on my laptop. You want one?
HPE is in a much better state. Their revenues are growing. IBM is now a shithole company.
Can u sell to them?
Buckle up mates! These two companies are doomed!
The Golden Age of Window$ has begun...
My Wang is at Full Attention!
And who needs Microsoft? I prefer Linux.
And the breach was caused by a UFO! I have the video.
Americans tried it in Iraq. It failed.
Now, they just need to find a replacement for the Xeons, maybe homegrown ARMs?
Your comment is wonderful and insightful, Alan.
You must be a white man.
Rich business man?
Too late. They only accept 18.
Climate change is real, dude.
Just move from Oracle please.
He wants to enjoy himself every four years.
The best smartphones are now made by Sony: Xperia Z, Z Ultra, SP and the coming Honami in September.
Check this out: https://www.facebook.com/sonymobile
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