* Posts by jelabarre59

2005 publicly visible posts • joined 16 Aug 2013

Two billion years ago, snowball Earth was defrosted in huge asteroid crash – and it's been downhill ever since

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To completely destroy a planet requires a deathstar.........

If you only need to destroy a continent, a Wave Motion Gun will do. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV0x4XHdbyc?t=180

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I don't think there is much chance of us all agreeing how to protect us from a galactic impact. No doubt someone will come up with some bonkers theory that we were all created out of thin air in 7 days, 5000 years ago, and that this crater has to be fake news as nothing can be that old.

More like 10 million years old. It was fabricated by some colleague of Slartibartfast.

'I am done with open source': Developer of Rust Actix web framework quits, appoints new maintainer

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Re: Not just open source

It doesn't sound like you like to work on a team. It sounds like you like to moan about other people and not look at yourself.

So if someone's toxic attitude is dragging the rest of the team, you're not allowed to point that out? How very woke of you.

It's update time – yes, again – for Insiders as the Windows 10 Slow Ring meanders towards release

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Open Terminal

Looking at the capabilities of the WinTerminal Preview, I'm wondering how long it will take until it's more open and capable than Gnome-Terminal (considering how much the Gnome folks are insistent on kneecapoping any and all Gnome utilities)? At which point it could be useful to port it for Linux <g>

But "affordable" Surface-type combo pc/tablets. I wonder if you could load Linux on them.... (or, if you wanted that "classic" MSWin feel, ReactOS?)

Microsoft's on Edge and you could be, too: Chromium-based browser exits beta – with teething problems

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Thirds

Google on Tuesday said it plans to phase out support for third-party cookies in 2022. By the time that happens, the search ads biz hopes to have built alternative tracking mechanisms into its Chrome browser. It's not yet clear whether those will be blockable.

If it's from Google, then the answer will be "NO".

Copy-left behind: Permissive MIT, Apache open-source licenses on the up as developers snub GNU's GPL

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Re: Project size

I think it really comes down to your intent for the code/application/etc. How you want to see it used would determine the sort of license you put on it.

It's much like the Creative Commons licenses. If I am posting CC works, some I might post as CC-BY, while others would be CC-BY-NC (with the option of being "dual licensed", such as some violin building books my father had written).

Unlocking news: We decrypt those cryptic headlines about Scottish cops bypassing smartphone encryption

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side business

The technology works in various ways: Cellebrite says for some phone models, its equipment copies a custom bootloader to the device's RAM and runs that to bypass security mechanisms [PDF]. In some other cases, such as with Android devices, it tries to temporarily root the handset.

So as a side business, the local police can help you load LineageOS on particularly stubborn phones then?

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Re: The FEDs want remote access...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVJnd3GgNQk (****NSFW***)

Microsoft picks a side, aims to make the business 'carbon-negative' by 2030

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Joke

Moon...

Methane has also been fingered by boffins as a culprit in the whodunnit of climate change, and there is no doubt that Microsoft has spewed plenty of that of the years.

That might be the explanation for the term "Moonshot" then (as you picture the MS board of directors wiggling their butt-cheeks for the press cameras).

No word on warming through excessive corporate hot air though

That's what they will be using to generate electricity in the HQ from now on.

This is also a system for GPs, right? UK doctors seek clarity over Health dept's £40m single sign-on funding

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Re: what is a GP?

A GP is a General Practitioner, basically a NHS "family doctor", and the person you go to for non-emergency treatment,

I've seen the term "GP" used in the US as well, althpugh more often known as a PCP (Primary Care Physician).

if you can find an available 10 minute appointment in the timescale before your ailment solves itself - they're usually all booked up weeks or months in advance, a fair signifier of the Conservative government's attitude towards health funding.

With the atrocity that is "ObamaCare" (officially the "Affordable" Care Act, named in the usual ironic fashion where the name is completely opposite to it's function) we are fast headed that way too. Especially as subsequent congresscritters put their ham-fisted hands on it and fubar it even further.

Are you getting it? Yes, armageddon it: Mass hysteria takes hold as the Windows 7 axe falls

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Meanwhile PoSReady 7 and Windows Embedded 7...

Come on, MSWindows is *ALWAYS* "PoSReady"...

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Re: Ah, Git ...

Ah, I've wondered about the logic of rabbits carrying eggs, and what relation they had to the religious day.

A fine host for a Raspberry Pi: The Register rakes a talon over the NexDock 2

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Re: Why some people keep on reinventing the ill-fated Palm Foleo?

Exactly, as something to drag out to the datacentre, to save trailing a monitor around with you. But my ideal device would be an actual laptop that could do the same thing.

Turn up at a borken server, flick a switch on your laptop and you have your own KVM setup.

I think the Lenovo Ideapad Y730 (the old one, not the entirely different model using the same number) could do this, at least as far as the display was concerned. The VGA port has an "in/out" switch. Unfortunately the display harness in mine is bad, so I can't test it out.

The Curse of macOS Catalina strikes again as AccountEdge stays 32-bit

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Catalina's arrival last October broke oh so many things, including several of Adobe's wares.

I thought this would be a feature.

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Re: Confusing.

You'd think there could be some sort of API layer to separate the crufty old bits out, and run them under a specialized application. The Codeweavers folks could do it, call it "MINE" (you know, like WINE but for Mac).

It's the same sort of idea I've thought Microsoft could do; purge out the ancient APIs, open-source those bits and then bring them into Wine. At which point MSWin would just incorporate Wine as a compatibility layer.

Top Euro court advised: Cops, spies yelling 'national security' isn’t enough to force ISPs to hand over massive piles of people's private data

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Re: Hold on!

The Electoral College votes are the same whether you win by 1 vote or by 1 million votes.

The reason for this is that more rural states do not agree with getting ruled by New York, California, Texas and Florida.

Would work even better if we could pick up the Libertarian practice that "None of the Above" is automatically a line on any ballot.

I also think it's time we implemented an Electoral-type system for picking US Senators for a state; each county gets one vote, tallied against the popular votes in that county. Population centers are already adequately represented by the HoR, so now we need a way to balance against what the dimwits in NYC do.

LG announces bold new plan for financial salvation: Trying to actually make phones people want to buy

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Re: Here is a phone I want to buy

Literally everything you mentioned drives up the cost of the phone.

If that's the case, why is it whenever Apple *REMOVES* a feature the price of the phone goes UP?

They've removed enough functionality the phones should be nearly free now.

Windows 7 and Server 2008 end of support: What will change on 14 January?

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Unless there's a realistic alternative to Windows 7 that comes up (Linux isn't it, sorry)

Ah, if you hadn't said "realistic" I would have suggested ReactOS <g>.

ROS continues to be that option where businesses could have opted for a more sane MSWin alternative has they simply contributed some money, time and resources into advancing the project. But that would require many of these companies to NOT be cowardly little whiney-ass bitches.

Google scolded for depriving the poor of privacy as Chinese malware bundled on phones for hard-up Americans

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Re: I feel fortunate

However, the proliferation of non-removeable crapware/shovelware on desktop Windows 10 ("Candy Crush Soda Saga", etc) shows that if Microsoft was against such stuff in the past, they've certainly overcome their moral scruples since then.

Don't know how it is on the tablet, but it is possible to remove those completely. It does require a more technical mind to do it, but even with the hoops you have to jump through to de-crappify MSWin10 it can be done. As shit as MSWin10 is, you're still allowed more control over your OWN devices, while Google believes you should never be allowed to control devices you bought and paid for.

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Re: I feel fortunate

Google could easily fix it if they just required that phones shipping with their OS on them must allow for the user to remove everything

They wouldn't want that. You might remove a GOOGLE app.

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Re: Lawyers going for the Big Money as usual

The problem is Google's crap design is making it difficult/impossible to remove unwanted apps, be they from Google or some other predatory vendor.

Smart speaker maker Sonos takes heat for deliberately bricking older kit with 'Trade Up' plan

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Re: Sustainability my a**e

I think the solution here would be for EVERYONE bricking their older device to ship them to Sonos HQ, care of the CEO.

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Re: Security angle

65,000 tracks should be enough for anybody :p

Hatsune Miku currently has 71616 listed for her on the Vocaloid Database.

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Re: "my CD player and turntable are still going after more than 30 years."

Except that in many jurisdictions, I could also see a lack of safeguards that protect owners from firmware update costs, third party device interoperability changes, or outright abandonment. And don't even think of jailbreaking your vehicle to use a third party firmware, else you'll be the one in jail..

Now be a good consumer and go and replace your vehicle, home charging station, and all your accessories every few years like they want you to.

And that's one of the reasons they're disarming the general population NOW, so that they'll be sufficiently compliant sheeple by then.

Stack Overflow makes peace with ousted moderator, wants to start New Year with 2020 vision on codes of conduct

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Re: The article is...not great

She did not even bring up obvious points, such as would she be required to use "Your Majesty", or "Oh Greatness" if a poster identified as such. And what is the correct pronoun to use when the poster identifies as a "free spirit penguin" (answer "you smug idiot Piers").

I want to be addressed as "HRH Emperor Norton the Second".

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Re: They

I was thinking of using this icon as my new identifier pronoun ------->

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Re: They

Anyone else think "They" isnt really cutting it as a pronoun to indicate a single person ?

Its supposed to be used for groups of people surely?

Its like there's a word missing and "they" seems to have been lumbered with its responsibilities.

Funny, we were just having the same discussion of the fanfiction.net writers forum.

Greetings from the future where it's all pole-dancing robots and Pokemon passports

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Re: pole-dancing robots

Can I get the Vocaloid versions of those NAO robots? No, that's quite alright, you can keep the Kaito and Len models...

El Reg presents: Your one-step guide on where not to store electronic mail

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Re: Deleted

Animals with retractable claws can be trained to some degree - plenty of things I have trained my cats to do over the years, e.g. getting cat to bring back the toy you throw for it to chase.

The trick with training cats is to convince them that *THEY* wanted to do whatever it is you were trying to train them to do. In extreme cases you may have to convince them you want them to do the exact opposite of what you're training them to do, so they'll do the trained action just to spite you.

The time PC Tools spared an aerospace techie the blushes

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Re: Oh yes

So assume you have an in between bit of software to reformat,

That's a bit of an assumption for your typical LAN-based accounting software of the early-mid 1990's. Nope, it involved either manually re-entering the data at one company, or having custom-coded hacked-together import/export modules at another. EDI was nice in theory, provided you had small enough volume to re-enter the data or had a big enough IT department and were on systems that actually allowed you decent access to the data tables (and additionally your company was typically holding orders to do purchase allocations in a boatload of spreadsheets *before* allowing orders into the system). Oh, and if you were trading with more than one partner, expect to have to have your expensive subscriptions with multiple EDI interchange services. If your production lead-time was closer to 6 months, "just-in-time inventory" was not going to happen.

One can only hope the software has improved, and the interchange services have finally, grudgingly, agreed to talk to each other.

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Re: Oh yes

"With a nostalgic twinkle in his eye he said, "These were the days of EDIFACT and TRADACOMS (do they still get used?)""

Oh yes. Most certainly.

I remember way back in the early 1990's when I'd say that "EDI Standard " was one of the greatest oxymorons out there, right up with "Postal service".

Log us out: Private equity snaffles Lastpass owner LogMeIn

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Re: Call me old fashioned

I don't write them down on paper anymore, though. I use the modern equivalent -- a standalone password manager on a portable device.

I *used* to have that (GNU-Keyring on a PalmOS device) which even synced to JPilot on my home computer. Unfortunately any PalmOS devices I still have are long since dead, sync no longer works under Linux (and was a severe PITA to get working even when it was still current), but at least I still have the local backup in JPilot.

Brother, can you spare a dime: Flickr owner sends mass-email begging for subscriptions

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Sales photos

About the only thing I've been using Flickr for is to put up albums of things I'm selling (or donating, in the case of a one-of-a-king engineering model I was donating to a museum). I'd have the photos locally anyway, so no loss if I they deleted them. I could always find another place to post my snarky commentary on GNOME development or my first computer from high school.

Sure, if I were storing some large number of photos (I have less than 100 there, let alone 1000) then sure, I'd pay for the service. But at most I'd just use a "cloud" service as a failover backup solution to supplement what I already use at home, which means generic file storage. I'm not personally offended by Flickr asking for money, I just recognize I'm not their core market. And I always use any online service with the expectation they WILL (not even 'may') go away some day.

I expect the ideal, long-term (multi-century) format may be something like binary encoded on microfiche (given a film that will hold up to possibly-harsh storage).

Want to live long and prosper? Avoid pirated, malware-laden Star Wars free vid streams – and pay to watch instead

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movie ticket

Or, you could always just buy a ticket to watch the movie in a theater...

OR I could wait until it's on my regular streaming services (no longer have CableTV, and we're in a dead spot for broadcast TV), and a day where I'm SEVERELY bored and have no other thing to watch.

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Re: Mary Sue

I always suspected Wesley was the script writer either trolling the studio or the fans.

Actually, he was specifically created by Eugene "Gene" Wesley Roddenberry. Notice the middle name...

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Re: Mary Sue

ok , ture , but ... when a man is a Mary Sue no one cares. It just seems to be term invented for hating women if there isnt another obvious excuse to do so.

If a mans a chiselled jawed hero everyones like "what guy"...

Hence theres no male equivalent term.

Actually, according to TV Tropes the term is 'Marty Stu/Gary Stu'. And it's just as much of a valid complaint for male characters.

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Re: There have only been three Star Wars movies...

What else would anyone expect when the House of Mouse moves in, other than excrement all over what was previously there?

What else would you expect from a company that would outright rip-off the Godfather of Manga (Osamu Tezuka), and then have the balls to turn around and try to get an injunction against Tezuka's studio's film based on the *original* property? (see "Kimba the White Lion" vs "Lion King").

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Re: malware-laden Star Wars streams

You mean they managed to make it even worse ? I think some kind of medal for exceptional achievement is in order then.

Nah, the malware rewrites the script, removes the lens-flares and fixes the pacing.

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I don't know ... what Rian Johnson did to the last one made me miss Jar Jar (Abrams).

Seeing "Disney Wars" made me miss "Revenge of the Sith". Probably made me miss "Plan 9 From Outer Space" too.

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Jar Jar Abrams

I'm pretty sure JJ stands for Jar Jar.

That's what YouTuber 'Nerdrotic' refers to him as.

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Re: Kudos

Kudos for the mixing of franchises

I thought they should have tossed in some "U.F.O." or "Space 1999" there. Maybe even "Uchū Senkan Yamato" ("Starblazers" for the American audience).

ACLU sues America's border cops: Tell us everything about these secret search teams targeting travelers

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Re: "and believes the government needs to be accountable"

Feinstein, for example, has frequently supported the curtailment of various rights.

Certainly she has been rabidly opposed to the rights in the 2nd Amendment, and without that the rest go away in time.

Vivaldi opens up an exciting new front in the browser wars, seeks to get around blocking with cunning code

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It's possible users of other browsers will be annoyed by a slightly malfunctioning site, but they will be annoyed for sure by being told to GTFO.

But look on the positive side; sites blocking me give me an opportunity to send (yet another) scathing putdown of the company, site, and all involved. So at least there's the entertainment value.

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Is there any rational reason why a browser needs to announce its pedigree in this day and age?

The fact is, there needs to be MORE browsers based on Gecko/Mozilla code, and less on Chromium. Or someday we'll see a core vulnerability in Chromium that will take the whole web down.

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Re: Filtering by browser is a throwback

... to 2001 when IE6 was released and so many websites wanted to make a point that they no longer want to talk with IE4 or IE5. Now we have HTML5 universally supported by almost all browsers,

But we *also* have MSIE6-revisited (AKA GoogleChrome) mucking (or some other rhyming word) the whole ecosystem up. And anything based off of it is just going to make things worse.

These are the droids you're looking for: Softbank launches Japan cafe staffed by bots

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AIST maybe

Softbank Robotics> Meh. Now if they had some HRP-4C robots, the robotic staff could sing and dance for you as well, or even cosplay as Gumi while singing.

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Re: But how's the cofee?

I suspect you have overestimated the quality of much coffee served in Britain.

Or any Starsucks Cafe for that matter...

Amazon Germany faces Christmas strikes from elf stackers, packers and dispatchers

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Bowling

And when I see something about Elves going on strike I can only think of the old MSWin95 game Elf Bowling.

Microsoft enables phone calls from your Windows PC (as long as it's paired with an Android)

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Signal? Hello? Beuller?

Sure, all fine and dandy. I'm presuming it would be making cellular calls, not using your wifi for establishing the calls. Not going to do any good at MY house, where I usually have zero bars, and "G" would probably be 0.5G at best.

I think of the actor up the road from me who has done commercials for *TWO* cellular companies, yet I don't know if he even has a cell signal at his house.

Not that it's worth the effort for the very rare times I'm running MSWindows.

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Meh

Re: News just in

Microsoft buys Android from Google

Somewhat less of a joke; could they do any worse?