* Posts by Jedihomer Townend

13 posts • joined 15 Aug 2013

Please tell us why you're not securing yourselves, UK.gov asks businesses

Jedihomer Townend

Re: Post-card

With the government wanting to have backdoors into End-To-End Encryption; we thought we'd help them out by just not adding encryption...

If at first you don't succeed, Fold? Nope. Samsung redesigns bendy screen for fresh launch in September

Jedihomer Townend

As long as it's better than this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROkXM3csNWY

Watching that video it just looks so awkward to use...

Google's Go team decides not to give it a try

Jedihomer Townend

“If or if not. There is no try.” - Yoda

No fandango for you: EU boots UK off Galileo satellite project

Jedihomer Townend
Trollface

Re: Dictionary anyone?

But without Galileo; how will we know which waves we are on?

10 social networks ignored UK government consultations

Jedihomer Townend
FAIL

Re: I have only one thing to say...

I don't know how... They've nailed it with the pr0n verification, this is surely just a bit of scope creep to that project...

UK.gov admits porn age checks could harm small ISPs and encourage risky online behaviour

Jedihomer Townend

Fantastic... so how is this going to work with small sites... like Twitter and Tumblr etc. which have lots of porn on it?

Does the site need to be *only* about porn like *tube? Making this, yet again, another bit of legislation we didn't ask for, want or need?

UK.gov hiring folk to watch smutty vids? All hail our blind censors...

Jedihomer Townend

The last time I went to ******.com the porn was already classified for me, just pick the category and off you go...

Suffered a breach? Expect to lose cash, opportunities, and customers – report

Jedihomer Townend
Joke

Phew...

That's why we've never reported any of our breaches...

Woeful groans over Game of Thrones' spill on piracy sites

Jedihomer Townend

Obligatory Oatmeal Link

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/game_of_thrones

Go home Google, you're drunk! Desktop Maps says The Shard's TWO MILES from actual loc

Jedihomer Townend

Re: Shad?

It is a nice curry house though and not as expensive as the Shard ;)

Pay-by-bonk on the blink: O2 loses Wallet

Jedihomer Townend

Exactly...

... I tried it, it was only any good when they released the physical card, then it worked just like all the other physical cards in my wallet... And after every transaction it sent me an SMS containing the new balance...

Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak disses Ashton Kutcher's Steve Jobs

Jedihomer Townend

Re: trade you a google for a apple

Wasn't Antitrust based on Microsoft (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0218817/) and I believe The Internship is Google's one (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2234155/) ...

Brits: We can stop trolling if we know where they live - poll

Jedihomer Townend

Re: Right...

Yes it is.

I can also see why it triggered filters. Which is why I was ready with documentation. The problem is that even with documentation they still refused it. So the only way to re-activate it was to change my name to something 'acceptable' which now means that anyone who knows me or interacts with me in real life will now find it harder to connect with me on Google+

Although I suppose with my new Identity; I'm free to wonder Google+ trolling away ;)

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