* Posts by Roj Blake

1673 publicly visible posts • joined 7 Aug 2013

The winners and losers of infrastructure clouds revealed: AWS, Microsoft, Google and Alibaba get fatter

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Re: Who are the others?

If you want big but not that big, then it's OVH.

Somewhere, Google's financial bods are playing on repeat... What do you want from me? It's not how it used to be...

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It's almost as though they want you to rely on the paid-for results or something

Twitter says a certain someone tried to discover the phone numbers used by potentially millions of twits

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Re: vast majority of trollish twits are not that clever

Well-connected parents don't hurt either.

Gin and gone-ic: Rometty out as IBM CEO, cloud supremo Arvind Krishna takes over, Red Hat boss is president

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Re: Cargo cult science.

They already did that, in 1994.

Will Asimov fix my doorbell? There should be a law about this

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Re: a recurring theme ... was that the three laws didn't really work all that well

The character of Sherlock Holmes was originally based on a doctor who once taught Conan Doyle.

You're always a day Huawei: UK to decide whether to ban Chinese firm's kit from 5G networks tomorrow

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Re: Yellow Devil

Crimean War?

German scientists, Black Knights and the birthplace of British rocketry

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Blue Steel

It's great to see Blue Steel being mentioned in the article. I've often thought that if the boffins had managed to successfully develop its replacement (codenamed Magnum), things might have turned out very differently

This episode of Black Mirror sucks: London cops boast that facial-recog creepycams will be on the streets this year

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Gimp

What I'll Be Wearing While Out and About in London

See pic ->

Beer necessities: US chap registers bevvy as emotional support animal so he can booze on public transport

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Re: No beer on the train?

Maybe it only felt like a few hours due to the alcohol dilating time.

We need to make it even easier for UK terror cops to rummage about in folks' phones, says govt lawyer

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Re: Vital stuff

I think the Welsh Ambulance Service has access too, so at least if you do get food poisoning they'll already be outside your house waiting for the call.

Flinging resource-hungry apps at landfill Android? Ubuntu daddy wants to lure you into Anbox Cloud

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TBH I'd rather they developed a version decent smartphone version of Linux.

How a Kaggle Grandmaster cheated in $25,000 AI contest with hidden code – and was fired from dream SV job

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Re: @Loyal Commenter -- "Harnessing the power of data"

The RSPB did a study a while back that concluded that cats don't affect bird populations much as they tend to only capture prey that would most likely have died soon anyway.

https://www.rspb.org.uk/birds-and-wildlife/advice/gardening-for-wildlife/animal-deterrents/cats-and-garden-birds/are-cats-causing-bird-declines/

LastPass stores passwords so securely, not even its users can access them

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Re: ahh the cloud : somebody else's computers i should trust with my passwords .. no ?

And do you carry this device around with you all of the time? What happens if you leave it at home and need to access something?

Intel server chip shortages continue to bite: HPE warns of Xeon processor supply drought for the whole of 2020

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Re: Usually reports of shortages have one purpose...

Or maybe it's HPE who have the massive stockpile of Skylakes.

Wave goodbye: DigitalOcean decimates workforce as co-founder reveals lack of profitability, leadership turmoil

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Re: Can a company lacking the economies of scale of Amazon, Microsoft or Alibaba

Yes, but you need to offer something that the big boys don't - things like high security, carbon neutral, or a more personalised service.

The mysterious giant blobs of gas around our galaxy's black hole are actually massive merger stars being shredded

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Re: Binars

The stellar density is far higher in a galaxy's core than in its spiral arms. Having stars more tightly packed means that more of them will be gravitationally bound to other stars.

Are you getting it? Yes, armageddon it: Mass hysteria takes hold as the Windows 7 axe falls

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Re: Microsoft Win10 Specs

Sounds like someone has PNS* Syndrome.

* PIN Number Syndrome

World's richest bloke battles Oz catastro-fire with incredible AU$1m donation (aka load of cheap greenwashing)

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Re: CO2 from Amazon?

In AWS's defence, cloud computing is generally more energy-efficient than doing things on-prem.

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Re: Much jealousness here

Does he deserve it all though?

Amazon didn't get where it is today solely because of Bezos.

It also got where it is by paying shitty wages to its workers, and it got where it is by taking advantage of publicly-funded infrastructure.

The idea that Bezos works 10,000 times harder than other people or is 10,000 times more talented than them is wrong.

What was Boeing through their heads? Emails show staff wouldn't put their families on a 737 Max over safety fears

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Re: Inconsistent with Boeing values

A fine of peanuts will really upset those monkeys that were supervising the clowns though.

The Six Million Dollar Scam: London cops probe Travelex cyber-ransacking amid reports of £m ransomware demand, wide-open VPN server holes

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Re: Is CEO going to be in next honour list

Being the wife of a Tory minister and the daughter of a baron had nothing to do with the appointment, natch.

Back up a minute: Private equity outfit coughs $5bn for Veeam

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Re: Community Edition?

Given that the new owners will want to recoup their investment as soon as possible, I'd start looking for alternatives if I were you.

Worldwide, perpetual, irrevocable and royalty-free: Amazon's Alexa NHS contract released

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Re: Selling England By The Pound

"Can you tell me where my country lies?"

said the unifaun to his true love's eyes.

"It lies with me!" cried the Queen of Maybe

- for her merchandise, he traded in his prize.

"Paper late!" cried a voice in the crowd.

"Old man dies!" The note he left was signed 'Old Father Thames'

- it seems he's drowned;

selling England by the pound.

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Boris Johnson

See everyone? When Boris Johnson told us that he would never sell the NHS, he was telling the truth! He's going to give it away for free!

Newly born Firefox 71 emerges from its den – with its own VPN and some privacy tricks

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Re: I find VPNs very useful

VPNs also mean you don't have to ask for permission to view certain specialist sites every time you change mobile or broadband provider.

Taxi for Uber: Ride-hailing app giant stripped of licence to operate in London

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Re: No mention of...

Has there ever been any evidence of them using Greyball in London though?

Who loves Brexit? Irish distributors ... after their sales jump by a third

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Re: "Boris got his deal"

A deal worse for the UK even than May's.

Welcome to cultured meat – not pigs reading Proust but a viable alternative to slaughter

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Re: Artificial Protein-Based Meat

If you fell into a vat of molten lard you'd definitely have health problems.

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Re: Artificial Protein-Based Meat

Not read it, but let me guess: is it like The Twilight Zone episode To Serve Man?

Google brings its secret health data stockpiling systems to the US

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Re: What, Google is owned by the RUSSIANS???

Well, they were founded by Sergey Mikhaylovich Brin

All bets are Hoff: DXC exec is standing for Brexit Party in UK General Election

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"Enjoys living in vibrant seaside cities"

So why is he in Worthing?

Bet you can't guess what I'm wearing, or where I'm wearing it

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Re: Meta data craptifying app

Just using a VPN with a server in a different country already seems to screw up Twitter's idea of where I am. Their app regularly sends me adverts from third countries.

Sod 3G, that can go, but don't rush to turn off 2G, UK still needs it – report

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Re: Is there an option?

Doro make phones for technophobic OAPs. One of theirs might suit you.

Her Majesty opens UK Parliament with fantastic tales of gigabit-capable broadband for everyone

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Really?

Do people actually believe anything that the Tories say they'll do to help them?

Euro ISP club: Sure, weaken encryption. It'll only undermine security for everyone, morons

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I'm fine with backdoors...

... just as long as I also get back-door access to Boris Johnson's and Priti Patel's private messages.

US games company Blizzard kowtows to Beijing by banning gamer who dared to bring up Hong Kong

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Re:And don't forget China is ruled by a *communist* party.

I'd wager you think the Democratic People's Republic of Korea is democratic as well.

Virtual inanity: Solution to Irish border requires data and tech not yet available, MPs told

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Re: Real inanity

That's exactly how shorting Sterling works:

1) Borrow £1M

2) Convert the sum into US Dollars

3) Wait for the value of the Pound to collapse

4) Convert those Dollars back into a substantially higher amount of Pounds than you started with

5) Pay back the loan

6) Pocket the profit

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Re: borders to be regularised or smoothed out by mutual agreement

Switzerland may be outside the EU, but it's inside the Schengen area.

Egyptian government caught tracking opponents and activists through phone apps

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Re: The future arrives incrementally.

The future?

Given the track record of the likes of Special Branch, SDS, and MI5 infiltrating protest groups, I'd be shocked if the UK government weren't already doing this sort of thing.

It's not the future. It's the present.

IT workers: Speaking truth to douchebags since 1977

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Re: Brass Eye

It's the crab DNA that does it.

DoH! Mozilla assures UK minister that DNS-over-HTTPS won't be default in Firefox for Britons

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Good For Catching Idiots Only

The argument that it's turned off by default to protect us from paedorists and terrorphiles doesn't really hold much water when one considers that any half-competent ne'er-do-well will just turn it on.

UK Supreme Court unprorogues Parliament

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Re: I have no idea who to vote for anymore.

The Lib Dems are just Tories in sandals. Apart from their views on Europe you can't put a fag paper between them.

Three UK slammed for 'ripping off' loyal mobile customers by £32.4m per year

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Re: Why is anyone surprised?

Yep, car insurance companies are especially bad for this.

UK Home Office primes Brexit spam cannon for a million texts reminding folk to check passports

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Re: To get back to the issue

How is needing to have GB stickers a punishment?

Members of the EU are exempt from needing them. If a country leaves the EU, then they are no longer a member and so need to follow the rules for being a non-member.

It's a consequence, not a punishment.

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Re: what harm could the Greens do... Split the moderate vote & let Corbyn in?

You do know that the Greens are to the left of Labour?

Just what we all needed, lactose-free 'beer' from northern hipsters – it's the Vegan Sorbet Sour

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Rhubarb Wine

My dad used to make rhubarb wine back in the 80s. It was a reasonably pleasant rose, unless left in the cupboard for a few years when it went clear and tasted not unlike meths.

Do you want fr-AI-s with that appy-meal? McDonald's gobbles machine-learning biz for human-free Drive Thrus

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Re: Why not. Automate it all.

But if robots do all of the work in McDonalds, how will Media Studies graduates earn a living?

Facebook: Remember how we promised we weren’t tracking your location? Psych! Can't believe you fell for that

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Re: Disabling means that the app won't execute at all

Until you update the OS, when it mysteriously returns.

First water world exoplanet spotted – and thankfully no sign of Kevin Costner, rejoice!

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Re: Life but lower

Eight times the mass would not result in 8g, owing to the larger diameter of the planet.

Cloud, internet biz will take a Yellowhammer to the head in 'worst case' no-deal Brexit

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Re: Yellowhammer's were nice yellow birds

Many ornithologists will tell you that the yellowhammer's call sounds like "a little bit of bread and no cheese."

It seems appropriate for life in post-Brexit Britain.