* Posts by Roj Blake

1670 publicly visible posts • joined 7 Aug 2013

Samsung drops 128TB SSD and kinetic-type flash drive bombshells

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Re: The millibit/second strikes again!

The prefix for kilo is k, not K.

Core-blimey! Intel's Core i9 18-core monster – the numbers

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Re: Xenon

The problem with Xenon CPUs is that it's hard to contain all that gas.

Re-identifying folks from anonymised data will be a crime in the UK

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Think of the Children!

"...the UK's legislation will require that parents have to give consent for children to access online service for kids aged under 13. The GDPR's default age is 16."

So the UK's interpretation of GDPR will allow 13-15 year olds to do what they like, which will not be the case elsewhere.

This seems so completely at odds with the usual government mantra of "think of the children" that it sets alarm bells ringing.

The cynic in me is wondering if it's so they can at some later point introduce some really draconian legislation affecting everyone with the usual justification that they're protecting the kids

Steve Bannon wants Facebook, Google 'regulated like utilities'

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Re: Flatterers!

He always reminds me of Baron Harkonnen in the film version of Dune.

Sun of a b... Rising solar temp wrecks chances of finding ET in our system

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Re: Uisge Beatha

It's life Jim, but not as we know it.

Apple removes VPN apps in China as Russia's Putin puts in the boot with VPN banlaw

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Coat

What's it like to live in a country wth no free speech?

"Mustn't grumble"

Pre-order your early-bird pre-sale product today! (Oh did we mention the shipping date has slipped AGAIN?)

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Re: Babelfish

Rostrum camera?

Was the legendary Ken Morse involved?

The ultimate full English breakfast – have your SAY

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Poached

Here's my preferred set up...

Two poached eggs (yes,I know I'm risking charges of heresy) with runny yolks

Two rashers of back bacon (unsmoked)

Two Lincolnshire sausages

Baked beans

One slice of toast, buttered

One slice of fried bread

One tomato, fried

Mushrooms, fried

Tea

Clear August 21 in your diary: It's a total solar eclipse for the smart

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Fun Fact

Total Eclipse of the Heart is actually a song about vampires.

Revealed: 779 cases of data misuse across 34 British police forces

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Re: PE

Cadfael didn't.

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Remember...

These are are the people who now have virtually unfettered access to your internet connection records.

Also: the abuses mentioned in the article are just the ones that they have detected and admitted to.

HPE boss Whitman among candidates for Uber CEO job – report

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Re: Whitman does not know how to grow a business...

Sounds like she's perfect for Uber if you ask me...

An 'AI' that can diagnose schizophrenia from a brain scan – here's how it works (or doesn't)

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Re: Impressive analysis but

I can tell that you're just going to love serverless computing...

Astroboffins discover that half of the Milky Way's matter comes from other galaxies

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Re: Solexit

Extragalactic immigrants, coming over here with their vital transition elements. It's a disgrace, I tell you!

HMS Frigatey Mcfrigateface given her official name

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Re: Towns again....

HMS Cockchafer, now there was a ship with a great name.

Intel bolts bonus gubbins onto Skylake cores, bungs dozens into Purley Xeon chips

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Re: SImplification

It's different and it takes a bit of getting used to, but there is a logic behind the new system.

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Re: Not mentioned the support for NVDIMM

That's coming in Coffee Lake, next year.

Just in time for summer boozing: Boffins smash world record for the most perfect ice cubes

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"to probe the atomic structure of the droplets"

I'm pretty sure that's not what they were doing.

In this case atoms, molecules and crystals are all different things.

And x-ray diffraction isn't great at probing atomic structure anyway.

Boffins with frickin' laser beams chase universe's mysterious trihydrogen

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Re: Trihydrogen...?

IIRC dilithium's HOMO (highest occupied molecular orbital, no sniggering at the back) would be anti-bonding, meaning the molecule would fall apart before it's been formed

'Vicious' neutron star caught collecting dustbunnies

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Re: Three degrees

You beat me to it!

It's time for a long, hard mass debate over sex robots, experts conclude

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Re: My God! You're a machine!

"My wife often tells me I'm artistic. Funny thing is that I hate painting."

You're definitely somewhere on the artistic spectrum.

Virgin Media admits it 'fell short' in broadband speeds ahead of lashing from BBC's Watchdog

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Headmaster

If you're going to pull someone up on their spelling or grammar, please try to at least use punctuation.

Facebook's left hand is fighting for Americans' right to privacy

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Re: I'm surprised the interested agencies don't register as advertisers

Please don't give them ideas!

Bonkers call to boycott Raspberry Pi Foundation over 'gay agenda'

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Re: the pride rainbow generally only has six colours

Even Newton had trouble with the number of colours in a rainbow. He could only actually see five but decided that seven was a better number.

Rackspace goes TITSUP in global outage outrage

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Yesterday dozens, if not hundreds or thousands, of local storage guys had their storage go down on them. You won't have heard about it though because the individual events were too small to be newsworthy.

Five-eyes nations want comms providers to bust crypto for them

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Re: A classic

A journalist at the Daily Express did something similar when Richard Desmond bought the paper. It was his final piece.

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2001/jan/08/uknews

Met Police laggards still have 18,000 Windows XP machines in use

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Irony

It's somewhat ironic that it's the Tory GLA members who are moaning about this when it's the Tory government that's slashed police budgets.

My ironyometer is registering about 20 kilospoons right now.

America throws down gauntlet: Accept extra security checks or don't carry laptops on flights

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Re: How about if we stop making more terrorists in the first place?

According to the acclaimed documentary Rambo III the Mujihadeen (AKA the Taliban) were indeed goodies.

PC rebooted every time user flushed the toilet

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Re: 'front bum'

Not as fun as the name of the street at the centre of London's red light district prior to the Great Fire.

Yes, I know they didn't have lights then, but you know what I mean.

Expansys shutters online mobile gadget souk to consumers

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Re: Hmmmm

You're forgetting that these people don't go into business to make money for the business. They do it to make money for themselves.

F-Secure's Mikko Hypponen on IoT: If it uses electricity, it will go online

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Re: IoT vs Users

"Only fools would buy them" until such time as there is no alternative. By then, it's too late.

Breach at UK.gov's Cyber Essentials scheme exposes users to phishing attacks

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Re: the Morissette Scale?

The SI unit of irony is the kilospoon.

Darkness to fall over North America from a total solar eclipse

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Re: As Yoda said, "There is another...."

You wait a century for an eclipse, and then two come along at once...

In the Epyc center: More Zen server CPU specs, prices sneak out of AMD

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Will They Look as Good on 11th July?

That's when Intel is unveiling it's Xeon Scalable range.

Mexican government accused of illegal phone hacking of citizens

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Re: Sounds like some politicians and crooked civil servants are getting a bit nervous.

Being a data fetishist and being crooked and corrupt are not mutually exclusive things.

From landslide to buried alive: Why 2017 election forecasts weren't wrong

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Re: The Tories properly shafted the Libs on that PR referendum

Repeat after me: Alternative Vote is not Proportional Representation

Oz government says UK's backdoor will be its not-a-backdoor model

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Not a backdoor...

...since it will just be a hole without a door that can be closed.

So despite all the cash ploughed into big data, no one knows how to make it profitable

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Horses for Courses

There are some people who are really good at data analysis because they've been doing since before "big data" was a thing and because the data is relevant to the questions they want to ask. Banks and supermarkets for example.

For most people however, they won't learn anything they didn't know already.

Boffins find evidence of strange uranium-producing bacteria lurking underground

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Re: a magic flavour-removing spoon for coffee?

Easily done - simply coat the spoon in CoffeeMate.

Utah fights man's attempt to marry laptop

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Re: Why would anyone want to stop someone from marrying their horse?

Consent might be an issue...

Vicar: Do you take this man as your husband?

Horse: Neigh

Social media vetting for US visas go live

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Re: A very narrow-minded bureaucratic point of view

Isn't New Zealand also a part of Australasia?

HPE sales slide, profits evaporate... but think of the future, CEO urges

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Family Guy

I think Peter Griffin had it right when he said "shut up, Meg"

Trident nuke subs are hackable, thunders Wikipedia-based report

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Single Point of Failure

Even if the subs have secure IT, the policy of at times only having one loaded and at sea does mean that our deterrent has a single point of failure.

Google now mingles everything you've bought with everywhere you've been

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Store Loyalty Cards

I wouldn't be at all surprised if they also buy up loyalty card information to get data on cash purchases.

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"A pity they don't do much about these people."

MI5 have to let a few attacks through to maintain their funding and gain enhanced powers.

SSD price premium over disk faaaalling

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Re: What about now?

RAM and SSD prices have gone up because of a global shortage caused by demand outstripping supply. Everyone and their dog are currently building new factories which should mean that by the end of the year supply is again greater than demand and prices will fall after that.

Of course, if you're in the UK prices have also gone up because of the Pound's collapse against the Dollar.

'Tabby's Star' intrigues astro-boffins with brief 'dimming event'

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Broken Planet

My money's still on it being on a large planet in the process of breaking up.

Blighty's buying another 17 F-35s, confirms the American government

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Re: Tough choices

A lot of the time we have a single Trident-carrying submarine at sea. That's a single point of failure and so can't be relied upon.

Also, Russia is big. Really big. You may think it's a long way to the chemists, but that's nothing compared to how big Russia is. So even if that single submarine did fire its nukes, it wouldn't be able to completely depopulate Russia immediately. And of course, Putin will have a fancy bunker somewhere.

UK Tory party pledges 'digital' charter, wants Verify to back online gov

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Communication Service Providers

So if I read it right, CSPs will not only have to provide the government with data at their own cost (as per the IPA), but will in future have to pay a levy for the privilege?

Uber red-faced from Waymo legal row judge's repeated slapping

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Re: "a court-appointed "special master" will make sure the order is followed."

In Waymo's defence, claiming ownership over the laws of optics is no worse than a certain other company claiming ownership of rounded corners.