Posts by Roj Blake

Re: And in another classic Trustpilot behaviour

They do, and they are.

Re: Eat their own dog food

But if MPs were being snooped upon, how would Damien Green's "office staff" be able to watch porn on his work PC?

Re: Highlanders wore plaids not kilts.

Not according to the history documentary "Carry On Up the Khyber" they don't.

Re: Bah, humbug!

Last week, Humphrys was banging on about the effectiveness of dowsing for water. Says all you need to know.

Re: But, but, but... Flash Gordon!!!

GORDON'S ALIVE?

Re: subcontract the build of everything bar the engines to furniture makers

DFS struggle to make a sofa that doesn't fall apart after six months. I'm not sure I'd trust them to build a plane.

Re: Well, it's a well documented fact that the Ramans do things in threes.

You wait millennia for an interstellar asteroid, and then three come along in a single day...

Re: "major moving violations "

Another fine mess, Stanley...

Re: René Descartes was a drunken fart

David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel, and Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as shloshed as Schlegel.

Re: Missed the Point

Scary? Yes.

Surprising? No.

Re: Russian Inventions

Ekranoplan!

Re: Oh dear

What a load of tools.

Statutory Offence

A statutory offence is one that's definde by statute (ie law that's been passed by parliament).

Re: no helpline required

Is there anything to be said for saying another Mass?

Re: Was the Glasgow accent even a factor?

The Net have problems distinguishing between Scottish and Irish accents just as they have trouble distinguishing between Middle Eastern and South American complexions.

Re: The cloud

You do know that in-house IT systems fail from time to time as well, right?

Re: How about the Badger's Nadgers?

We already have Privacy Badger though...

Re: Since Obama it's been: "Too big to fail, too Important to Jail"

How many rich businessmen were jailed for fraud during the presidency of G.W.Bush?

Re: Should be able to watch photosynthesis, too ...

On the downside, your car would be covered in green slime.

Re: At least he doesn't have to worry about it any longer!

Apparently there's a long list of things he's got up to, including a drunken incident with a Russian lady. Allegedly.

Re: noodle based

Is this mission being funded by pastafarians?

Re: Harnessing Brit boffinry

Which constituency are you the MP of?

Re: "Today, that single bitcoin is valued upwards of $2,200, Fortune noted in March."

"This year, I invested in pumpkins. They've been going up the whole month of October and I got a feeling they're going to peak right around January. Then, bang! That's when I'll cash in."

- H.J.Simpson

Re: one of the Four Major Food Groups...

The other three being the congealed, the whipped, and the chocotastic.

Re: in reality it is the governments that need to change the law

Non-Executive Director :)

Re: I travel for free!

You are Frank Spencer, and I claim my £5!

Re: There are Puns and Punishment

You all need to learn how to conduct yourselves better.

Re: It used to be "Failed In London, Try Hong Kong"

It's almost as though someone is trying to destroy the NHS in such a way that nobody complains when its privatised.

Re: Cheaper?

They also didn't pay sticker prices on their existing servers and probably played Dell and HPE off against each other.

Re: Sad day.

In my experience, Misco's problem was never that their margins were lower than everyone else's.

Tutanota

Tutanota is another European email provider.

Re: ACDC?

Back in Black (hat)

Re: Quasers?

A quaser is a cross between a quasar and a Quaver