* Posts by Roj Blake

1670 publicly visible posts • joined 7 Aug 2013

The only way is Ethics: UK Lords fret about AI 'moral panic'

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Re: Steve

As he is a leading Brexiteer, Tim Martin is a long way from anything resembling brilliant.

The first rule of maths class: Don't start a fight club

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Norwich

Different country, same inhabitants.

Penis pothole protester: Cambridge's 'Wanksy' art shows feted

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Re: Speed Bumps

If you think about it, speed bumps are basically reverse potholes.

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Blame the Tories (and Lib Dems)

Since 2010 they've basically halved the amount of central government money given to councils while capping the amount of money that councils can raise themselves.

Crappy roads are an all too predictable consequence of that.

'Dear Mr F*ckingjoking': UK PM Theresa May's mass marketing missive misses mark

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Syria

And people trust this lot to not confuse Assad with Asda.

The true victims of Brexit are poor RuneScape players

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Re: Who would pay for online stuff anyway?

For offline games, sure, you're right.

But MMOs have running costs (servers aren't free) and they tend to undergo continual balancing and development (the decent ones, anyway).

Personally, I much prefer the subscription model, but freemium seems to be the way things have gone over the last decade or so.

Rudd-y hell, dark web! Amber alert! UK Home Sec is on the war path for stealthy cyber-crims

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Re: Up the Cyber Pass

£5M of it is going to consultants, the rest to Capita.

UK 'wife'-carrying champion named

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Introduced by the Vikings

Clearly, it wasn't their own wives that our Scandinavian friends were carrying...

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Re: Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation

So is that the Bolshevik Nick Robinson you're thinking of, who was chairman of the Oxford University Young Conservatives?

Or the Bolshevik Andrew Neil, Tory fundraiser and former national chair of the National Chair of the Young Conservatives?

How about that well-known Bolshevik, the former Sunday Telegraph editor and current supremo of Radio 4's Today, Sarah Sands?

Police chief wants citizens to bring 'net oligarchs to heel

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To Use an Offline Example

If ne'er-do-wells plotted some nefarious activities down a pub, would you be able to sue the landlord?

If the answer is no, then why should social media companies be liable for what people do on their platforms?

Lib Dems, UKIP's websites go TITSUP* on UK local election launch day

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Guessing the Password

Just guessing the password isn't "not really hacking" - which is why people have ended up in court after doing it

Virgin spaceplane makes maiden rocket-powered flight

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False Advertising

There's nothing galactic about Virgin Galactic.

Amazon and eBay agree to expose potential VAT evaders for UK tax man

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Re: El Reg couldn't possibly comment????

Nothing immoral about tax avoidance? Actually, yes there is.

And before you mention ISAs, there's a subtle difference between using something that's specifically designed to lower tax for certain people and ramming an elephant through a tiny loophole.

Don't want to alarm you, but defence bods think North Korea could nuke UK 'within a few years'

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Re: Down with this sort of thing

Careful now.

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Even if it's True...

Assuming this is true, then there's no need to worry as we have have a nuclear deterrent.

Anyone who says we need to worry is admitting that deterrents don't deter.

O2 wolfs down entire 4G spectrum as pals fiddle with their shiny 5G band

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Re: Empire

It's what government types mean when they say "the UK is open for business."

Are meta, self-referential or recursive science-fiction films doomed?

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Dune

Am I the only person alive who actually likes the film version of Dune?

Not one, but 20,000 black holes hiding in Milky Way's heart

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Re: With 20,000 black holes, who needs dark energy?

Dark energy pushes everything apart. Black holes pull everything together.

Is there alien life out there? Let's turn to AI, problem solver du jour

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Europa

I'm surprised that they're not considering the possibility of life on Europa/Enceladus-style icy worlds.

As Zuck apologizes again... Facebook admits 'most' of its 2bn+ users may have had public profiles slurped by bots

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Zuckerberg

Zuckerberg really is an egregious little tossmuppet, isn't he?

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Re: But, but, but.....

It's not just that the app slurps phone numbers. It slurps all phone numbers in the slurpee's address book.

Commonwealth Games brochure declares that England is now in Africa

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How Could They Mix the Two Up?

One of the countries is struggling with poor infrastructure, extreme poverty and corruption, and the other is The Gambia

There are 10 types of people in the world, but there is only one Melvyn

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Re: Letter from American

Cooke's Letter following the Bobby Kennedy assassination was one of the best pieces of journalism ever.

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Re: If you press litmus paper to Jim Al-Khalili, does it go blue?

And The Curious Cases of Rutherford & Fry.

And More or Less, which is *sort of* sciency.

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I forget who it was, or what they were talking about, but I once heard a comedian opine on Radio 4 that "this combines the fascinating topics of conversation from one of Melvyn Bragg's dinner parties combined with the mind-numbing tedium of one of Melvyn Bragg's dinner parties."

Intel admits a load of its CPUs have Spectre v2 flaw that can't be fixed

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Re: 0118 999 881 999 119 7253

So the same as the new phone number for the emergency services then?

Microsoft: Yes, we agree that Irish email dispute is moot... now what's this new warrant about?

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What Does This Mean in Practice?

Are MS going to hand over the data, or aren't they?

Hold the phone: Mystery fake cell towers spotted slurping comms around Washington DC

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Re: Sick and Tired

What happens in the US often directly affects the rest of the world, especially the UK.

2001: A Space Odyssey has haunted pop culture with anxiety about rogue AIs for half a century

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Joke

Which meant that Kubrick already had some experience when it came to faking the moon landings.

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From certain angles, the yellow spacesuit looks like Zippy from Rainbow.

Facebook exec extracts foot from mouth: We didn't really mean growth matters more than human life

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Re: Personally..

Yep, social media is an echo chamber, but there's no bigger one than your (least) favourite newspaper.

Privacy activists to UK plod: Wanna slurp folks' phone records? Come back with a warrant

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Re: Demolition Man

This is a truly scary prospect, mainly because I have no clue about how to use the three dolphins.

What the @#$%&!? Microsoft bans nudity, swearing in Skype, emails, Office 365 docs

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Re: Of interest

A Cortina would be great for driving down country roads to find hedge porn, but surely Cortana would be better for finding it online?

Facebook supremo Mark Zuckerberg has flunky tell UK MPs: Nope, he's sending someone else

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Re: Get an extradition order out on him if the weasle won't come over.

Or they could just leave a large sports bag and a padlock in the bath for him.

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Re: The size of Britain versus the the rest of the Facebook world

You say I should start by closing my Facebook account. But to do that, I'd have to first of all open one.

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Re: Hitler stopped smoking personally somewhere between 1899 & 1918

In 1899 he would have been 10. At what age did he start smoking?

Meet the open sorcerers who have vowed to make Facebook history

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Re: Yolk? Seriously? I'm oeuffended!

But how much will we all have to shell out for this?

UK.gov unveils cyber security export strategy – only thing missing is the strategy

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Re: Words Vs Deeds

Yep, the Tories can't even get their own MPs (Green and Dorries to name but two) to keep their passwords to themselves.

You'll like this: Facebook probed by US watchdog amid privacy storm

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Re: Facebook/Places

If it's possible for them to do it, assume they do it.

Fake news is fake data, 'which makes it our problem', info-slurpers told

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An Alanis Morissette Moment

Do Gartner not realise that given their own track record on dodgy data and fake news they're the last people who should be giving lectures on those things?

Facebook's inflection point: Now everyone knows this greedy mass surveillance operation for what it is

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Re: don't worry, our ads aren't as effective as we told you

"Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted. The trouble is, I don't know which half."

- John Wanamaker

Cambridge Analytica seeks data protection assistant

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Journalists

I wonder how many of the applicants will be undercover journalists...

Hip hop-eration: Hopless Franken-beer will bring you hoppiness

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Re: Cognotive Dissonance

Farmers have been modifying the genetics of their crops and livestock for millennia.

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Pint

Re: Hop Infused Beverages

If you've not done it, the Hog's Back brewery tour is exceedingly good value for money. Just don't drive anywhere afterwards.

Prof Stephen Hawking's ashes will be interred alongside Sir Isaac Newton, Charles Darwin

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Re: why the honour?

I suspect proven in this case means "experimentally verified"

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Re: Throw Data and Riker in there

Wasn't Einstein also in that scene?

User asked why CTRL-ALT-DEL restarted PC instead of opening apps

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Re: Feeling Old...

Wasn't it TSR who back in the day published Dungeons & Dragons?

Surprise UK raid of Cambridge Analytica delayed: Nobody expects the British information commissioner!

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Re: On the other hand...

Or the file on establishment paedophiles that Theresa May misplaced.

El Reg deep dive: Everything you need to know about UK.gov's pr0n block

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Re: Here's a question... does the porn industry WANT to restrict underage access?

MindGeek are well up for this as it's very likely that they will become the nation's gateway to porn and make a killing.