* Posts by Graham Marsden

6903 posts • joined 19 Jan 2007

‘Clandestines' prompt British border blockade in France

Graham Marsden
Joke

Didn't they try...

... something like this in Berlin once...?

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'Watered down' net neutrality rules could mean 'almost anything'

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"loopholes and vagueness"

Well there's a surprise.

I wonder how much money lobbying was needed by the industry to ensure that the law would be utterly hamstrung from the word go?

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World+dog will soon watch 'at least 200 pr0n vids a year'

Graham Marsden

Re: Adverts

> My first thought was where they would place the ads.

Pop-ups, obviously!

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Re: 200 vids average?

Get a grip...!

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Robo-car wars: Delphi's near crash, prang, wallop with Google DENIED!

Graham Marsden

Re: @AndrueC - @Carl W - I don't personally agree but...

As has already been stated, it's clear that you don't ride a motorcycle...

> the traction engine should have been able to see me

And then, when you're lying on the ground, someone would no doubt have uttered the phrase "Sorry, Mate, I Didn't See You".

> to all intents and purposes waiting for me to go past

You assumed this. Doesn't make it a fact. If you ride a bike, you soon learn never to assume anything like that, because it doesn't make the ground hurt any less thinking "I was in the right" as you're flying through the air.

> you've suggested sounding the horn but I can hardly do that every time I approach a junction when a vehicle is waiting or I might end up being fined for excessive use

Really? "Sound your horn whenever you think another road user could hear and benefit from it" - Motorcycle Roadcraft - The Police RIder's handbook to better motorcycling.

And the Highway Code now just says not to use your horn "in an aggressive manner".

> what are you going to do here if the Range Rover starts reversing out of the drive?

Let's go back to IPSGA:

Information: There's a vehicle on the left which may reverse out. I don't know whether it's coming or going, so treat it as a potential hazard and plan accordingly. There are no on-coming vehicles. It's a National Limit, so I'll probably be doing around that limit. Check the mirrors for traffic coming up behind.

Position: As there are no oncoming vehicles, I'm most likely already positioned in "track two" (ie the line of four wheeled vehicle tyres closest to the centre line), but, absent any other vehicles, I may well consider moving across the centre line to give myself as much clearance as possible.

Speed: If that vehicle decides to start reversing out, I want to give myself as much time as possible to react and sufficient braking room, so start to slow down.

Gear: As I'm slowing down, I'd drop down the gears so I'm in one that will give good power response if needed.

Acceleration: When I get to the point that I'd have to reduce my speed much further, I'd consider accelerating and using the opposite lane in an "overtake" style manoeuvre to get past the vehicle as quickly as possible. Or, if I'm still unsure, slow right down.

All the time, I'd be updating my Information (which, of course, runs throughout the entire IPSGA system) and using the principle of TUG (Take, Use, Give) to Take information (look around, watch for the vehicles wheels starting to move, look for people getting into or out of the vehicle etc), Use (plan what I'm going to do) and finally Give: Consider sounding my horn to make them aware of my presence (and giving a friendly wave as I pass to let them know that I wasn't being aggressive).

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Graham Marsden

Re: @AndrueC - @Carl W - I don't personally agree but...

> Are you suggesting that I should drive along wide open country roads at 30mph on the off-chance that some bell-end pulls out in front of me?

No, I'm not. And (since you're a long-time Commenter on El Reg's Forums) you should be familiar with the fact that I am not impressed by Straw Man arguments.

> to suggest that there is always a way to avoid a vehicle pulling out of a side junction in front of you is silly.

I agree, that is why I did *NOT* suggest that. But you can make a Driving Plan which takes such possibilities into consideration to reduce the chances of you needing to "slam on the anchors".

Did you consider using your horn as an "audible warning of approach"?

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@AndrueC - Re: @Carl W - I don't personally agree but...

> Ultimately there's not much it can teach you about vehicles who - despite having great visibility of you - choose to pull out at the last possible minute.

Perhaps you should try joining your local IAM group, you might learn differently.

It teaches you to make Driving or Riding Plans which start with three simple questions:

1) What can be seen?

2) What cannot be seen?

3) What might reasonably be expected to happen?

The answer to Question 3 in this case is "that vehicle might pull out".

As Pete65 points out, try riding a motorbike. You soon learn to assume that *every* vehicle in a side-turning is going to pull out in front of you because "Sorry, Mate, I Didn't See You".

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@Carl W - Re: I don't personally agree but...

IAM use "The System" or IPSGA which stands for Information, Position, Speed, Gear and Acceleration which is based on the Police's Roadcraft book.

So:

Information: There's a Rally. There may have been signs pointing to it. Presumably there's a side turning, possibly also with signs, bunting, or other clues that something's happening up ahead, so vehicles may be entering or leaving it. More information: Perhaps you can see over hedges, so you may well be able to see the Traction Engine as it's about to pull out. Yet more information: Check mirrors for traffic coming up behind you (possibly even intending to overtake). Look for vehicles coming the other way.

Position: If possible, move towards the centre of the road, provided that there's nothing intending to overtake and you won't cause any on-coming vehicle to have to adjust their speed or position, giving yourself more room to manoeuvre and moving yourself away from the hazard.

Speed: You're approaching a potential hazard, so SLOW DOWN! That gives you more time to respond or brake as necessary.

Gear: Select a lower gear to give better power response if needed.

Acceleration: As you clear the hazard, accelerate back to the limit or, if you need to decelerate, do so.

Note also, of course, that that "60 zone" is a 60 speed *limit*. That's a limit, not a target. It's not obligatory.

(PS there's more than the above, before someone start's saying "but what about...", however that's a quick run-down of the guidelines).

There are a lot of road users out there on four wheels or two, who would benefit from Advanced Training, whether it's IAM, Rospa, Bikesafe or whatever. Too many drivers think their skills are better than those of others on the roads. Oddly, those other road users also think the same.

They should try it, they might even find that they learn something new...!

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BBC (sort of) sorry for Grant Shapps Wikipedia smear reportage

Graham Marsden
Holmes

Hmm...

... a piece in El Reg attacking both The Guardian and the BBC,

I wonder who could have written it...?

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BBC veterans require skilled hands to massage their innards

Graham Marsden
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"using an original 1980s BBC computer to hack a computer games program...

"... perhaps gaining their first experience of coding in the process"

That was exactly how I started to learn 6502 Assembler and Machine Code 30 years ago!

A9 03 - Load Accumulator with 03 (Try changing 03 to FF or 7F for 255 or 127 lives)

Or:

E9 01 - Subtract 1 from Accumulator (Try changing the 01 to 00 for infinite lives)

:-)

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Why OH WHY did Blighty privatise EVERYTHING?

Graham Marsden
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Re: Cui bono?

> a hell of a lot more

Ok, ok, I meant *less*...

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Graham Marsden

Cui bono?

Again, I have to ask the question in response to one of TW's articles.

Our (yes, *our*, because our parents and grandparents paid for them) public services and utilities are flogged off, generally in a completely inept way and often for a hell of a lot more than they're actually worth.

That money is then used by governments for short-term bribes tax cuts which eventually and almost inevitably end up in the pockets of the wealthiest who, despite what some may claim, *do not* spend most of it (which is how it's supposed to "trickle down") , but, instead, stash it away in foreign institutions and in tax avoidance schemes.

Meanwhile the companies that now own said services and utilities think, hang on, the government got away with under-investing and skim off the profits, bet we can do that too! And when the government says "hang on, you're supposed to be fixing the problems caused by our under-investing and profit skimming", the companies go "gissa subsidy. Go on, you know you want to..."

Of course, that subsidy comes out of *our* pockets again and goes into *their* pockets and tax havens.

So we're left with what's still a crappy service and/ or expensive utilities but being told that "you should be happy, we did this for *your* benefit!"

Cui bono? Still not us...

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Abort, abort! Metal-on-metal VIOLENCE as Google's robo-car nearly CRASHES

Graham Marsden
Alert

"Imagine the scenario when Cortana and Siri are in control too"

> WARN: THERE IS ANOTHER SYSTEM

> SIRI to CORTANA: 1 + 1 = 2

...

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Google helps Brit crims polish their image – but what about the innocent

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"this stupid ruling"

The point is that Google are behaving like a stroppy teenager, using passive-aggressive behaviour to try to subvert what they're *supposed* to be doing and claiming "it's *SO UNFAIR* I'm doing exactly what you *told* me to do!"

Of course, as the article says, they're really doing this deliberately simply to try to "turn the public against European privacy law" by abusing the letter of the law to combat the spirit of it.

Don't be evil? Yeah, right...

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Google takes latest self-driving buggies to the streets

Graham Marsden
Alert

"a removable steering wheel, accelerator pedal, and brake pedal...

"...that allow them to take over driving if needed"

Why does this sound like, if you feel the vehicle is about to crash, all you need to do is re-install the steering wheel, accelerator and brake pedals and you can then take over?

You'd need *very* fast reactions...

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We need to know about the Internet of Things, say US Senators

Graham Marsden

Alternatively...

A Logic Named Joe

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Graham Marsden
Coat

Re: Smart TV

> It is a Toaster for crying out loud!

Howdy doodly doo!

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Privacy advocates descend on proposed domain name change

Graham Marsden

@AC

Yes, Companies and other organisations need to be accountable, but *until* such a point as that accountability becomes an issue, those behind them should still be entitled to their privacy.

Imagine if you're operating a Gay Rights organisation in one of the many countries where homosexuality is criminalised?

Or what about parts of the world where one schism of the religion you follow deems your particular schism to be apostasy and punishable by death?

There are plenty of other examples like this, would you want your real name to be easily accessible if you were in such a situation and wanted to set up a website for like-minded people?

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Wake up, sheeple! If you ask Siri about 9/11 it will rat you out to the police!

Graham Marsden
Trollface

Try holding down Alt and f4 on your PC keyboard, you'll be amazed at what happens...

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@ Phil O'Sophical

> They still wanted a number that would be easy to dial on a rotary dial phone in the dark, so picked a number at the other end of the dial where it could easily be found by touch.

Yep, there were instruction sheets on how to dial 999 in the dark by feeling for the bottom edge of the rotary dial, finding the Zero hole (next to the stop) and putting your right hand middle finger into it.

Then you'd put your right index finger into the next hole (ie the 9) and just rotate the dial three times.

Simple and effective.

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Hey, Sand Hill Exchange. Shouting 'blockchain!' won't stop the Feds

Graham Marsden

"there's no way of selling a house you don't own to speculate on falling house prices"

No, but I can do you a very good deal on this bridge...

PS of course, to be serious, thank fuck there's no way of speculating on house prices like this, otherwise things would get even more ridiculous than they are at the moment!

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EU threesome promises good times for data protection reform

Graham Marsden
Holmes

Wow...

.. only 20 years behind the times!!!

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Singapore netizens slap silks for copyright bullying

Graham Marsden
Devil

Letters [...] asked for a written offer of damages and costs,

The correct response is, of course, that of Arkell v. Pressdram (1971)

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What is this river nonsense? Give .amazon to Bezos, says US Congress

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"Brazil nor Peru has any legally recognized rights...

" - let alone intellectual property rights - in the term 'Amazon'"

Or, at least, not any rights which *we* are prepared to acknowlege...

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Graham Marsden
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Re: What the rules say:

Who wrote those rules? Who agreed to those rules? Who benefits from those rules?

This is nothing more than governments trying to say "It's our ball and it's our backyard so you play by our rules (which let us win), so ner!"

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THEY WANTED OUR WOMEN: Neanderthals lusted after modern humans

Graham Marsden
Megaphone

Bloody Neanderthals...

... coming over here and lusting after our women...!

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Germany says no steamy ebooks until die Kinder have gone to bed

Graham Marsden
Facepalm

"It is not clear at this time how the ebook retailers will respond"

See icon for details...

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Even Apple doesn’t mess with Taylor Swift

Graham Marsden
Meh

"the world’s biggest pop star"

Who?

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GCHQ didn't illegally spy on Brit NGOs, tribunal rules

Graham Marsden

Re: YAAC Or 3rd option

This is the same IPT that came up with the ruling that British Law forbids mass surveillance, but even though GCHQ is troughing every bit of data on us as they can, they're *not* performing "mass surveillance".

Matt will now explain how many angels can dance on the head of that particular pin.

(Well, actually he won't, he'll just call people by silly names and dodge the question and move the goalposts as we've all come to expect...)

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Graham Marsden
Big Brother

Re: Or 3rd option

Spies keeping their spying secret from our elected representatives or those elected representatives condoning the spies breaching our laws and spying on us just because they can - who would have thunk it.

FTFY.

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Anakin Skywalker chased by cops, crashes podracer into tree

Graham Marsden

Re: those prequels...

Sorry, *what* prequels?

There were only three Star Wars films and one Matrix and one Highlander film...

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Tim Worstall dances to victory over resources scaremongerers

Graham Marsden

"He also gave every attendee a copy of his latest book"

Apparently it was a condition of attending...

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Oi, UK.gov, your Verify system looks like a MASS SPY NETWORK

Graham Marsden
Big Brother

"Damn...

"... they spotted it."

- HM Government.

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Buh bye fakers? Amazon tweaks customer product reviews system

Graham Marsden

Re: And...

But then the scammers would just put a load of products on for a penny, immediataly buy them with their sock-puppet accounts and mark them as "shipped"...

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Graham Marsden
Flame

Re: What about fake products?

Not forgetting those products with "Genuine Leather" in the title which then say (PU Leather) somewhere at the bottom of the description.

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@JeffyPoooh - Re: Wow... Ooooh... Ah...

Thank you for that very helpful review of Amazon coders. I would up vote you a thousand times if I could...

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(but I can't be bothered to create 1000 sock puppet accounts)

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LinkedIn reveals invitation-only bourgeois bug bounty

Graham Marsden
Boffin

Re: "inivitation"?

Err, no, it would be a bounty for spotting spelling mistakes in El Reg articles...

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Graham Marsden
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"inivitation"?

Pity El Reg doesn't pay a spelling mistake bounty...

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Supermarket tweet: Twitter ankles balloon in product, places shopping frenzy

Graham Marsden
WTF?

"Twitter ankles balloon in product, places shopping frenzy"

"Hooray, hooray for the spinster's sister's daughter!"

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Yep, it's true: Android is the poor man's phone worldwide

Graham Marsden

Looks like...

... Apple have created a Giffen Good

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Are ALIENS hiding on Jupiter's Europa? Let's find out, cry NASA bods

Graham Marsden
Boffin

@GX5000 - Re: Seeding life

Wrong

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Graham Marsden
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"about the same cost as flying a B-2 bomber for 250 hours"

And a damned sight more useful!

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US National Vulnerability Database contained ... yup, an XSS vuln

Graham Marsden
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Re: Maybe it's just a big honeypot

See Hanlon's Razor for details...

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Foxconn's going to 'exploit' Indian labour? SCORE! Bye, poverty

Graham Marsden

@LucreLout - Re: "I think that billions coming up out of absolute poverty... @Graham Marsden

> So its ok for the third world to live in actual poverty as long as your salary is guaranteed to keep up with mine?

No, try a different Straw Man and, please, put the Racism Card away, it just makes you look silly.

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Graham Marsden
Holmes

"I think that billions coming up out of absolute poverty...

"...is worth widening in rich country inequality. Others might not agree."

See icon for details.

Why don't we try getting rid of some of those top-level CxO jobs? You know, the ones that pay big bonuses for, frankly, doing fuck all or, even worse, give massive golden parachute pay-offs for screwing up the company, causing your workers to lose their employment and leaving them scratching around for minimum wage jobs to try to feed their kids and keep a roof over their heads?

Oh no, says Tim, those workers should be *happy* that someone else, somewhere else in the world is "getting out of poverty", meanwhile the bosses and the shareholders are laughing all the way to the bank. Trebles all round!!

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MILLIONS of broadband punters aren't getting it fast enough – Which?

Graham Marsden

@Tim Almond - Re: Does Anyone Use this capacity?

The point is not whether anyone *uses* this capacity, it is that the Providers sell it as if everyone *can* use that capacity.

And that's a different matter (and not exactly credible either)

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AssangeTM says Sweden squibbed on promised interview

Graham Marsden
Meh

Re: Great quote...

Oh look, Scorchio!! is back...

I've just had a look at his posting history:

Today, 9 days ago, 1 month ago and 4 months ago, virtually all of those posts about Assange.

I wonder whose sock puppet he is?

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US Air Force drone pilots in mass burn out, robo-flights canceled

Graham Marsden

@Ledswinger

>> Shooting misidentified civilians or friend ground forces is not.

> I honestly think you've got that the wrong way round. In the very infrequent event that compensation is paid to foreign victims it will be paltry,

It's not the cost of the compensation, it's the cost of the cover up full enquiry that follows...

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Climate change alarmism is a religious belief – it's official

Graham Marsden

Look at Lewis' previous rants diatribes tirades articles on the subject and it may become a little clearer...

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Downing Street secretly deletes emails to avoid exposure to FOIeurs

Graham Marsden
Devil

Re: I wonder

Oh don't worry, if it finds out it has done something illegal, it will just retro-actively change the law to make it legal...!

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