* Posts by Graham Marsden

6903 posts • joined 19 Jan 2007

UK's privacy watchdog not very bitey

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In other news...

... oh, you know the rest. Popes, Bears...

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Georgia withdraws from South Ossetia Eurovision

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expect lively voting...?

You mean expect the usual politically motivated(!) voting which has rendered this tedious "contest" utterly meaningless...

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Court rules 'ceaseless liability' for net libel fine for free speech

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1984 comparisons...?

I think some people don't quite understand the situation.

The point about Libel is that the original article has to be found to be defamatory and, in order to be defamatory, it cannot be true.

So if a Court has decided that an article is untrue, to continue to allow that (false) article to be available is to repeat the untruth.

The ECHR understands that Right of Freedom of Expression comes with an attendant Responsibility to ensure that what is being expressed is truthful.

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Swedes say nej to Sofia 'Dark Knight' Englundh

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@Jerome

> bloody good job no-one ever told Philip K. Dick.

I once used a forum that had automatic censoring software which changed his name to "Philip K Masculine Area"!

(And not forgetting that famous actor from Mary Poppins: Penis van Lesbian...)

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'WALL-E' robot grunt obeys military hand signals

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Joke

He's behiiiind you...!

... Oh no he isn't...!

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ID and Passport Service brings in ad men

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Advert script....

Here are the simple instructions on how to obtain your ID card:

1) Lower trousers

2) Bend over and grab ankles

3) Get your ID!

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UK's net radicalization plans are 'crude, costly, counter-productive'

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"more active government intervention on the internet"

To mis-quote a Philip K Dick story title:

"We can control you wholesale!"

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Government rejects call to limit insolvency firms' fees

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@Chopper Harris

No, I don't read the Daily Mail, I watch programmes like the BBC's Working Lunch which, for all its faults, still gives a good understanding of how these "poor" companies who find it *so* hard to earn a crust, manage to screw everyone else out of anything they might have got by charging ridiculous fees (such as hundreds of pounds for photocopying is one example I remember)...

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Insolvency is Big Business....

Who gets the money? Simple:

The Liquidators

The Tax Man

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Employees

Creditors

Shareholders

You.

Neither of the first two give a damn about the people who are actually going to be affected by a business going into liquidation. People who worked there, companies who are owned money, people who own shares in that company and those who have legitimate claims for faulty products or goods ordered but not delivered are very much sucking hind tit and can pretty much forget about ever getting back anything because the first two are feathering their own nests.

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UK gov gets twitchy on Google feature creep

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feature that allows willing subjects to be tracked through their phones.

As opposed to the Government's plans to introduce a 50mph speed limit on A Roads and enforce this with a "new generation" of Number Plate Recognition Cameras (which, incidentally, would also be excellent for enabling them to track us all wherever we go and facilitate building a National Road Pricing System...)

Feature creep? No, of course we don't have anything like that here!

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DNA database includes nipper and nonagenarian

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And so it begins...

... what's next? Hospitals being obliged to take DNA samples from every newborn baby?

Why don't they try to find Wacky Jacqui's brains instead...?

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Inside the world's greatest TV remote

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70 seconds?

And how long does it take you to get off your fat arse and *walk* over to the TV...?

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US cybersecurity chief quits over NSA power grab

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Black Helicopters

A title is required.

"it has received funding for just five weeks and had only five people working there"

Of course.

The last thing the NSA et al wants is people to actually *pay attention* to cyber security, after all, that would just make their job (of snooping on everyone and everything) more difficult, wouldn't it?!

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Straw bends on Coroners & Justice data-sharing proposals

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So...

... we hear from the government a reponse that translates as "Shit, lads, we've been rumbled", but with undertones of "never mind, we'll sneak this crap in later when they've all forgotten about it or they're distracted by something else!"

The only way this sort of nonsense will be stopped for good is when we get rid of this Control Freak Government once and for all.

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One-eyed man creates prosthetic 'surveillance' eye

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But what's the Humanity Cost?

Mines the one with the copy of the Cyberpunk RPG in the pocket...

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UK.gov ditches multi-million spooknet project

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"unspecified technical obstacles"...

... ie someone realised that it simply wouldn't work!

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Vatican vetos 'dot god' domain

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How about...

.hell

Then you can have www.goto.hell or www.billgatescanburnin.hell or...

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Stargazers spy elusive binary black hole system

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@glennog

WTH are you watching Sky Snooze for anyway...?!

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Data Protection Act 'is not enforced'

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In other news...

.... Pope is Catholic!

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MPs vote to keep addresses private (theirs, not yours)

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I have made a decision, and given my ruling...

... "And my conclusion is 'Fuck you, we can do what we want and there's nothing you can do about it, so yah boo sucks to be you!'"

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ITV to sell Friends Reunited, axe 600 jobs

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I wonder...

... if all those "Get rid of the BBC's Licence Fee"-Tards are still going to be suggesting that paying for the BBC through advertising is a good idea...?

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Prime Minister's health records breached in database attack

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Boffin

"highest standards of security."

*WHOOOOP* *WHOOOOP* *WHOOOOP*

Danger! Danger!

Irony level overload...!

*WHOOOOP* *WHOOOOP* *WHOOOOP*

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Last call for UK liberties

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@Sarah Bee

"I only wish we had an Orwell icon"

Well we've been asking for it or a V for Vendetta icon for quite a while now, so how about it, El Reg?!

Mine's the one with my Papers in the Pocket... (about the same time as Satan starts ice skating to work...)

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Convicted Romanian hacker is hot commodity in Italy

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Joke

Pah, that's nothing...

... we've got a guy who broke into the Pentagon's computers, you know!

Want to give him a job? Better hurry, the Yanks want to lock him away...

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Three months on, you still can't get off the DNA database

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Well what a surprise...

... more weaseling from Wacky Jacqui and her Control Freak friends :-(

:-(

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Cambridge security boffins slam banking card readers

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Well what a surprise...

... liability for fraud is being dumped, yet again, on the customer. And if the customer proves fraud, then it's the business that gets screwed.

Obviously there's no chance of the *bank* ever paying out for using crap security...

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Aussie internet-net will be drawn wider

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Sledgehammer...

... to crack a nut.

Although personally I think those who propose this sort of nonsense should get the sledgehammer in the nuts...!

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Home Office plans to force CCTV on shops and pubs

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"It is not wholly clear what the purpose of this measure would be."

Yes it is, it's to get us even more used to the idea that the Government can monitor us wherever we go, whatever we do, whoever we talk to, whatever web sites we visit, whatever we buy...

The more used we are to this, the less we'll be (or we're supposed to be) likely to object to Government collated and controlled Databases of our DNA or our purchases or our movements or our web browsing or our phone calls...

Remember: It's for your own good, citizen!

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California ban on violent video games killed on appeal

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@Luke Kandia

> Parents just don't get it - its all about the money

No, you don't, get it, it's about not inflicting *your* opinions (not facts) on others.

This ban is simply another example of people trying to control what people may or may not see, just because they don't like it and you are tagging along with them.

"Exposing minors to depictions of violence in video games, including sexual and heinous violence, makes those minors more likely to experience feelings of aggression, to experience a reduction of activity in the frontal lobes of the brain, and to exhibit violent antisocial or aggressive behavior," the legislation claimed.

The only problem is that there is no credible proof of this being "more likely", nor of any of the other claims. There is a lot of questionable research, with dubious conclusions from flawed testing methods, but that is not a sound basis for law.

As for "What am I trying to teach my child by letting them play violent video games?" do you pre-emptively check every book, tv show, movie or whatever else your child wants to look at to ensure that it only contains "acceptable moral messages"?

You must be one hell of a killjoy! (Oh, hang on, that contains the word "kill" doesn't it...?"

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Swiss boffins build bonkers iPhone-operated electric sportster

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@Steven Jones

Are you a member of PETA by any chance...?

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ICO strengthens criticism of Government data sharing

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Good news - ish

"The ICO now believes that the proposed new law poses some dangers to privacy "

Well, that's great, but how the hell, then, did they come to their first conclusion that "Some have suggested that the Bill’s information sharing provisions represent an unwarranted interference with the privacy of personal information. We do not agree."?

Were they asleep when people were pointing this out?

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Pirate Bay supporters ram Swedish IFPI website

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IFPI's Sweden MD Lars Gustafsson...

... lambasted the hackers motives. He told The Register: "It is deplorable that these saboteurs will go to such extremes as to infringe on our and others' freedom of speech on the internet."

ROFL! Isn't this more than a touch ironic coming from someone whose industry supports and promotes the infringement of the right of individuals to listen to music when and how they choose!

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College IT departments told to deploy anti-terror dragnet

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More FUD

What are these idiots smoking? If there was ever a way to "promote their message and to encourage engagement" of extremists by students, this is it! "Hey, are you a Muslim student? Then we think you're a terrorist! WE'RE WATCHING YOU!"

If I was still a student I'd do my damndest to look at these sites every day and if anyone left their computer unattended, sneak a quick look at these sites on their ID too and if (as I managed when I was a student) I managed to shoulder surf a lecturer's log in details, you can be certain that they would be looking at the most extremist material of all!

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UK 'bad' pics ban to stretch?

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@Chris C

> Streaming is already covered

There is *NO* offence of "making extreme pornography", unlike the offence of "making child pornography" (which is just a weasel clause in itself that makes for better headlines).

PS @ J

"Fine and dandy. Do something, then! Bunch of Internet whiners..."

How do you know? FYI I've been a member of Backlash http://www.backlash-uk.org.uk/ since this so-called "Extreme Pornography" nonsense started and have written to and e-mailed MPs, Lords, Newspapers and many forums. Now I'm a member of the Consenting Adult Action Network http://www.caan.org.uk/

I only regret that, due to work commitments, I'll be unable to visit the Convention on Modern Liberty on the 28th http://www.modernliberty.net/ but you can be sure I'll be seeing what comes out of it (which will be a lot more sensible than what comes out of our Government, I have no doubt)

I'm sure, however, that a lot of posters on here have also, in their way, put their shoulders to the wheel of protest against this law, so dismissing people as "internet whiners" without any evidence seems pointless.

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"they would be criminalising an action that they cannot police...

... which is not good law-making practice"

Since when has *that* stopped this bunch of Nanny State idiots?

@Doesn't this make...

Good idea: create a new form of RickRolling whereby we trick MPs into clicking on a link that leads to an "illegal image", then, as soon as they do, we log their IP address and call the Police!

We could call it Prick Rolling...

Meanwhile, of course, building on a law that has no legitimate basis, our Control Freak Government wants to extend that to make it illegal to look at anything not "State Approved" and another precious Civil Liberty is whittled away a bit further :-(

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Minister trashes ex-spook chief's liberty warning

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McNulty said...

,,, her "loose" use of language "plays into the hands of our enemies"

You mean as opposed to Labour's "loose use of language" which passes laws which are so vague and incomprehensible that even their own Ministry of Justice can't say what they cover?

Or their "loose use of language" that tries to sneak even more power-grabbing legislation through in the guise of the "Coroners and Justice Bill"?

Or their "loose use of language" that spreads FUD around like manure until we're buried in so much shit that we can't even see daylight in our new Big Brother state...?

PS El Reg - Here's another vote for a V for Vendetta icon!

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DARPA seeks self-aware AI robot mega-tanks

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May I be the first to welcome...

... *BOOM!*

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BCS accuses UK.gov of grabbing 'draconian' data powers

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The BCS is also concerned...

... as to why such major changes to data sharing law are included in an unrelated piece of legislation rather than in a separate bill so the issues would be properly discussed.

The answer is in the question!

The Government doesn't *want* this stuff to be "properly discussed". I'm willing to place a small wager right now that this bill will be rushed through Parliament and subject to a guillote to ensure that there is *not* sufficient time for proper discussion.

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Info chief slaps Met on CCTV in pubs

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Mind boggling...

I note from that article in the Guardian that the landlord raised this issue with Emily Thornberry, the local Labour MP and was told, astonishingly, that the right of residents not to become victims of crime overrode his concerns.

Presumably the right of residents to be presumed innocent is also similarly over-ridden!

She also said there was a problem with antisocial behaviour in the area and that the majority of residents were in favour of more CCTV cameras.

I wonder if these are the same people who keep coming up to Wacky Jacqui in the street demanding ID cards?

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Hydrogen motoring too heavy for pundit

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getting hydrogen into a car is horrible inefficient

And what if, just now, we had suddenly invented petroleum powered cars and had to build an infrastructure to a) get oil out of the ground, b) refine it, c) transport it to filling stations?

Exactly how efficient would that be starting from scratch?

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Spy boss damns government's culture of fear

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Bravo Stella!

No longer can the Government claim that "we're introducing these laws because the Security Services want them" when the former head of the Security Service is saying that these laws are actually counterproductive, making their jobs more difficult and driving people *towards* the terrorists instead of encouraging them to act against them!

Of course whether the Government pays any attention to this (or anyone else) is another matter...

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Scots and pilots brace against ID cards

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So...

... we have the Scots and the Pilots saying no. We have Dame Stella Rimington objecting to the Government's "culture of fear", we have the International Commission of Jurists condemning ill thought out, knee-jerk anti-terror laws and what is our Government's response?

Answer: "We don't give a toss what anyone else says, we're doing this anyway."

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Amazon pulls Japanese rape simulator from shelves

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Jobs Horns

@Richard

> Cheeky little sods!

Hit a nerve did I, baldy?

;-)

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@Of course

Yes, we should certainly ban this game and draw a "line in the sand".

Whilst we're at it, let's ban books that advocate:

1) Stoning your children to death for being unruly.

2) Cut off the noses and ears and ears of promiscuous women, then burning them in fire and taking their children and stripping them naked.

3) Forcing a victim of rape to marry the man who raped her.

4) Killing a prostitute if you get her pregnant.

5) Killing every man, woman and child in a community if they don't believe what you do.

6) The cutting off of a woman's hands for touching her husband's genitals when trying to protect him from an attacker.

7) Offering your virgin daughters to a mob to stop them killing your guests

8) Being willing to murder your son because someone tells you to do it.

9) Having children torn to death by bears for laughing at a man's bald head.

10) Producing offspring with your widowed sister-in-law (and then being killed for refusing)

Guess which Book these all come from...

How can such things be allowed in print?

Surely we must draw a Line in the Sand against such things!

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Libra freezes out Welsh legalese

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"simply forgot to include the Welsh language"

Translation: "Damn, someone noticed we 'accidentally forgot' it..."

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Heartland data breach hit 160 banks (and rising)

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Why didn't they...

... take the blue pill...?

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Facial-recognition tech now used to greet hotel guests

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"Doors are OK"?

"Glad to be of service, Mr Smith..."

Mine's the one with the list of people to be first against the wall when the Revolution comes...

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MS puts up $250K bounty for Conficker author

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So, what they are saying...

... is that it's going to cost them more than $250k to fix the gaping security breaches in their product...!

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Brits find accommodation a little uncomfortable

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Dew knott...

... putt awl yore trussed in spill chequers!

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Photography rights: Snappers to descend on Scotland Yard

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"these incidents are exceedingly rare..."

... at the moment.

"Your papers!"

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