Here's our newest design for Spartan. It involves a splash of cleverly designed colorful rectangular boxes, each of which has a different function. I don't know why anyone hasn't thought of it before.
Posts by Lostintranslation
97 publicly visible posts • joined 1 Aug 2013
Microsoft enlists web security pariah Adobe to help build Internet Explorer-killer Spartan
Scotland to get National ID system 'by the backdoor', campaigners mull challenge
Windows 10 to give passwords the finger and dangle dongles
Microsoft's Nadella: Congratulations on 12 months of not being Steve Ballmer
BILL GATES DRINKS 'boiled and treated' POO. Ah, 'delicious'
Microsoft says to expect AWESOME things of Windows 10 in January
U wot? Silicon Roundabout set to become Silicon U-BEND
Behold the Lumia 535 NOTkia: Microsoft wipes Nokia brand from mobes
Adobe spies on readers: EVERY DRM page turn leaked to base over SSL
Redmond top man Satya Nadella: 'Microsoft LOVES Linux'
Microsoft WINDOWS 10: Seven ATE Nine. Or Eight did really
Yahoo! dumps! thing! that! made! it! Yahoo! and! told! to! bed! AOL!
Oracle SHELLSHOCKER - data titan lists unpatchables
Bruges Booze tubes to pump LOVELY BEER underneath city
Let it go, Steve: Ballmer bans iPads from his LA Clippers b-ball team
My TIGHT PANTS made my HUGE iPHONE go all BENDY!
Microsoft's axeman Nadella fills baskets with 2,100 fresh heads
iPhone 6: Most exquisite MOBILE? No. It is the Most Exquisite THING. EVER
eBay promises to refund seller fees after latest MASSIVE OUTAGE
"Ebay would refund all fees for certain listings that ended between 11:15am BST and 8:45pm BST on Sunday 14 September."
That's not the point is it?
If you had a listing that ended during the outage it is quite possible that you received far less than you otherwise would have due to the inability of large numbers of people to bid. Some sellers might have lost hundreds of pounds.
The only honourable thing to do would be to cancel those sales and re-run the auctions for free.
As someone pointed out here on the day, not everyone was blocked from bidding. Mobile app users were still able to access the site and bid. They may have grabbed themselves a bargain, but a lot of sellers are going to be very unhappy with this latest outage.
The internet urgently needs an alternative to Ebay.
'Windows 9' LEAK: Microsoft's playing catchup with Linux
eBay DROPS DEAD AGAIN - tat bazaar says sorry, scrambles to resurrect site
Reg man looks through a Glass, darkly: Google's toy ploy or killer tech specs?
Tech that we want (but they never seem to give us)
Friends don't let friends use Internet Explorer – advice from US, UK, EU
1995 - that's when Internet Explorer first came out. And after nearly 20 years they STILL can't get it right?
Just how many bugs in that software have I had to expend time on squashing since then? Is it many hundreds or many thousands?
How many man-hours globally have been lost to updating this pile of crap?
Will I still be required to update it in 2035?
Is this photo PROOF a Windows 7 Start Menu is coming back?
Google slashes cloud storage to $0.026 per GB. Your move, Amazon
This changes everything: Microsoft slips WinXP holdouts $100 to buy new Windows 8 PCs
Patch Tuesday brings Microsoft fixes and Adobe Shockwave update
Windows 8.1 update 'screenshots' leak: Metro apps popped into classic desktop taskbar
HP sticks thumb in Microsoft's eye, extends Windows 7 option for new machines
Dell staffers react to news of 1-in-3 axe dangling overhead
Wake up Dell, FFS
And yet when I tried to order two Dell machines last December it was nothing but HASSLE.
Everytime I got through to the sales department I was transferred to India.
The sales people, if that is indeed what they were, had a pre-prepared script that they insisted on dragging me through every time I called them. The script included wanting all of my contact details, even though I was trying to make an order on behalf of someone else.
The people spoke to had ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA of how to sell. There was no attempt to personalise the conversation, no attempt to explain options, no attempt to close the sale. Even a plea to talk to a supervisor went unregistered.
After four attempts I gave up. The customer is the happy owner of two machines from another company.
Whatever happened to the Dell I remember from 5 years ago, when they couldn't have been more helpful, committed and eager?
Germany: We're willing to use 'instruments of TORTURE' on Amazon
No one expects...
Spanish Inquistion: Now, Amazon -- you are accused of heresy on three counts -- heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action -- *four* counts. Do you confess?
Amazon: I don't understand what I'm accused of.
Spanish Inquisition: Ha! Then we'll make you understand! Biggles! Fetch...THE CUSHIONS!