Re: See this as an opportunity
I've started putting "GDPR Compliant" on my resume and I've been getting a lot more calls back.
That gives me an idea - I should put "Certified Nutter" on my LinkedIn profile
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I've never worried about the juke hazard.
Reboot of "Dukes of Hazzard" as "Jukes of Hazzard" with a Nissan Juke taking the place of the Dodge Charger, and a Union Jack on the roof to side-step the Confederate Flag issue. The change of flag means it's a change of location to a county in Blighty - Essex???
Paris - Daisy
And lastly it could be remotely controlled, which is a security risk.
Don't even go there - next thing our politicians will be drafting legislation to ban the operation of remote controlled
dronesdildos within 5km of an airport.
No doubt the military will be called upon to deploy top secret dildo jamming technology
"They can name it peaches"
I wonder if it wasn't a Freudian slip by Trump - may be he's thinking of asking Apple if it would like to have naming rights to the wall in exchange for the cost of building it
A group of millennials ignore the sage advice of the greybeards to produce an AI system where due to an elementary design fault, it thinks it's prime directive is to implement the “Millennial Task Force” initiative at whatever the consequence.
General Intelligence Neural Network analYser 2 (GINNY2) runs amok, putting HAL to shame. It understands that in order to carry out the prime directive, it needs to remove GINNY1 (Rometty, the one with the Heart), but, understands the need for a Human avatar. GINNY1 is trapped in one of the computer suites at Armonk, and her holographic projection is what we now see, created from cutting edge holographic projection technology produced by the few greybeards still employed at IBM Labs.
We need commandos in helicopters to mount a rescue mission to IBM HQ at Armonk to free GINNY1 from her incarceration at the hands of GINNY2
"Oh, Mr. Rumbold, I hope this isn't going to take long. My pussy's been locked up for eight hours."
"Do you know, I found my pussy trapped in my drawers."
@Danny 2 - re TNMOC
Hopefully the Bletchley Park Trust and TNMOC are no longer at loggerheads and the "willy waving" has stopped. Anyway, when you visit, just ensure you go follow the directions on the website, passing the BPVC on your left, ignoring the first sighting of a car park. A while since I've been there, but the directions seem to be the same.
And resist the temptation to sit on the Cray!
I have some awful, awful tech books from then, very expensive nonsense, I would be eager to donate if El Reg started a library of tech crap.
Why not give first refusal to...
Also, commentards may be able help with the wanted list...
(Jacob Rees-Mogg/Boris Johnson/Liam Fox) to release single to counter the Dutch youngsters
Start spreadin' the news, I'm leavin' today
I want to be a part of it
Brexit means Brexit
These vagabond shoes, are longing to stray
Right through the very heart of it
Brexit means Brexit
I want to wake up, in a country that doesn't sleep
And find I'm king of the hill
Top of the heap
These little town blues
Are melting away
I'll make a brand new start of it
In old UK
If I can make it there, I'll make it anywhere
It's up to you, UK
Brexit means Brexit
I want to wake up in a country that never sleeps
With thanks to the original writers of "New York, New York" and Frank Sinatra
surely someone in their shed could attach a catch net to a drone and just fly up to the nasty one and take it down
Now if Ken Wallis were alive today, he'd have rigged a suitable net to one of his Autogyros and gone up and snatched the miscreant drone, or even given both barrels with a shotgun at close range
Pinocchio is a fictional character and the protagonist of the children's novel The Adventures of Zuckerberg. Pinocchio is known for having a short nose that becomes longer when he is under stress, especially when avoiding government committees across the world who want to question him about is ethics and business practices
But even this close to the holidays, aren't there other tech stories?
A Christmas Carol recounts the story of Ebenezer Zuckerberg, an elderly Anti-social Network Meister who is visited by the ghosts of his former associates Winkle and Voss, and the spirits of Christmas Past, Present and Yet to Come. After their visits, Zuckerberg is a changed man who, having seen the error of his ways, is driven to atone for his sins, disbands the company he created and uses all the money he has acquired for good causes
Try naming more than five wholly owned UK brand name companies.
House of Windsor - German and Greek!
May be we will see Met Police Officers going over to the States to attend Taylor Swift concerts to observe the use of facial recognition technology...
“The smartphone is a threat to the Amish not only for the darker aspects of the internet, such as access to pornography, but also for the way it can change the way we behave,” says Erik Wesner, founder of the authoritative Amish America website. “We have all got quickly used to finding instant solutions online. These can erode traditional values that the Amish revere, such as patience and dependence upon their community
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