* Posts by JeffyPoooh

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So tablets, if you want to get anything done travelling get a ... yes, a laptop

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How to pack...

TL;DR: legal size carry-on bag *plus* a 'personal item' is a laptop bag for small laptop and endless gadgets.

If I'm going on a trip, I'd bring several gadgets, including a small laptop. The airline allows a 'personal item' which is a full size laptop bag. Modern gadgets are so small that the laptop bags easily holds a small laptop plus another half dozen gadgets (incl several tablets) and accessories. It all fits into one laptop bag 'personal item'. Even full size noise cancelling headphones of the folding variety.

Ladies with handbags can't have another laptop bag, sorry.

The legal size carry on bag is for clothes and such. Nothing tech or valuable just in case the carry on bag needs to be 'sky checked' at the aircraft door.

This method allows essentially unlimited gadgets, and a carry on bag just for clothing.

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Re: Wrong Tablet

My latest and presently favourite tablet is a cheap 'D2' branded Win 8.1 8-inch. It was only $100 Cdn and free shipping, on sale. Being full Win 8.1 it's easy to install Chrome and Ad Blocker making it the perfect Youtube small screen with headphones device.

Being so cheap and good is nice.

Ding-dong, the cloud calling: The Ring Video Doorbell

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Re: Whazzat?

PIR typically has a 'bee's eye' lens that provides a series of zones. As a warm target moves around, the heat signal goes up and down due to the lens design. The electronics are thus single channel and trivial, while the 'magic' clever bit is the plastic lens.

The primary alternative technology is a field disturbance sensor using microwave and Doppler.

One can buy 'dual tech' alarm sensors that use both to reduce false alarms.

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Re: Whazzat?

"The motion detectors work off heat, not movement"

Sign of someone that doesn't really understand how things work.

Keurig to drop coffee DRM after boss admits 'we were wrong'

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Re: Green Mountain Coffee brand

Dan Paul offered "Green Mountain ...Bet they have some guilt in this game too!"

I'll bet you're right, considering that Keurig is a brand owned by Green Mountain Coffee.

LOL

Hey! Want a FREE TOASTER that makes BITCOIN? What? You DO?

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Re: Where does the electricity go?

"Ignore the 'leccy meter, chump"

Solution = make it a space heater.

Ideally the thermostat would signal an orderly shutdown, as opposed to a sudden power cut.

My house uses 10 kW of electric heaters, with a 25+% duty cycle (very roughly) in the depths of winter.

Plod wants your PC? Brick it with a USB stick BEFORE they probe it

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Re: Cryptinomicon

Silly nonsense.

HP wag has last laugh at US prez wannabe with carlyfiorina.org snatch

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Nice snatch

That is all.

Tesla Powerwall: Not much cheaper and also a bit wimpier than existing batteries

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@HES "We use 13-17 kWh per day"

If I was using only $1.50 or $2.00 a day in electric power, then I wouldn't bother going off the grid.

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Re: Oh...

"...a bunch of AA batteries in a nice box."

I hope that they're at least 18650 form factor. If not larger.

AA would be daft.

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Re: @dom

Service = 200A @ 240 volts (120-0-120). 48 kW on tap.

We never approach that. Even the electric heaters for space heating are only about 10 kW total. Even with the 4+kW electric clothes dryer 4+kW water heater, and a 2kW kettle all going at once, it's still under 50% loading.

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Re: Just add capacitors

InLog helpfully suggested: "Tesla just need to add some capacitor(s) into the mix to cope with short term peak loads of kettle / toaster etc."

You might want to look up the definition of Farad.

Hint: 1.0 Amp-seconds. Pay attention to voltage rating.

How big is your house?

Shields up! Shields up! ASTRONAUTS flying to MARS will arrive BRAIN DAMAGED, boffins claim

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Re: Tinfoil Hats?

Water, shielding and propellant.

Hmmm. I guess the lower remaining mass on the way back might allow them to scurry back before they use up all their shielding?

Or is this where the feces comes into the equation?

Imagine 400 tonnes of feces reentering the atmosphere. Yuck.

Tesla reveals Powerwall battery packs for homes, Powerpacks for cities

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"...still enjoy a 21C lifestyle..."

23°C isn't bad, as long as there's cold beer.

BlackBerry Leap: Touching biz users with a budget(ish) device

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"BlackBerry 10 is pretty damn good if you're not totally obsessed with apps..."

On a Smartphone, the OS is primarily used to access apps.

"Buds Buffet Restaurant is pretty darn good if you're not totally obsessed with food."

Blackberry App World (of disappointment).

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"...triangulating against cell masts."

We need a different word as it must be based on distances and intersecting circles.

Not angles and intersecting lines forming triangles.

'Circleulating'?

TomTom MyDrive brings satnav syncing to PCs and mobiles

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Tom Tom

My coworkers with standalone Tom Tom brand GPS devices report that they appear to require periodic internet updates to prevent the GPS receiver from become very slow to find the satellites. They didn't initially realize that other brands 'just work' without such bi-weekly visits to the PC.

I wonder if there's some silly patent in their way. Such as storing the almanac data as received from the satellites, thus they might need to download it from the 'net. I dunno, but it's weird.

Intel has ambitions to turn modems into virtual servers and reinvent broadband

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"...DOCSIS (Cable)....DSL (Phone)..."

Not fiber optic ONTs (optical network terminals)?

High-speed powerline: Home connectivity without the cables

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Re: Noise!

It's not *just* amateur radio (ham) operators. It's also an issue for anyone that likes to listen to longwave, distant AM broadcast band, or shortwave radio.

The DC to 30 MHz spectrum is a precious resource due to the natural long range nature of the propagation, and it's a darn shame that it's being polluted with so much unnecessary man made noise.

Calamity cargo capsule DOOMED: Space station pod in fireball re-entry

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Re: Gaining altitude?

"Dark Energy"

Geneva boffins make light work of random numbers

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"...multiverses..."

I'm not sure if endlessly spawning an infinite number of parallel Universes (sic) adheres to the principle of 'Conservation of Mass' (even if we allow E=mc^2).

NASA spies weird glow from Pluto's FRIGID pole

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"OH MY GOD !! ...

...IT'S FULL OF STARS !!"

'Android on Windows': Microsoft tightens noose around neck, climbs on chair

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Cheap unlocked Windows Phones

They're constantly on sale for $50 or $100 Canadian dollarettes, UNLOCKED, including free shipping and a generous free-shipping return policy if you don't like it.

Geesh, buy one as a spare phone. Or as a travel phone. Or just to try it out.

They're worth that just as a 4-inch tablet on wifi.

Apple about to make Apple TV WAY LESS SUCKY - report

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Apple TV Gen 2 and YouTube

I've read that the Gen 2 and previous versions of the Apple TV will no longer support YouTube.

Or perhaps Google ("Do No Evil, except on Tuesdays") YouTube will no longer support a bunch of slightly dusty hardware.

It's a good thing that these gadgets are cheap.

New antenna supports all three wireless charging standards

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Re: Yet another thought

Efficiency will be worse than a cable, I think obviously. Times N = billions. The world will need ten more coal powered generation stations to make up the gap.

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Re: Yet another thought

In spite of the many obvious downsides of this silly technology, at least we can celebrate that the public seems to have lost their likely-irrational fear of EM waves causing cancer.

Not so fast on FM switch-off: DAB not so hot say small broadcasters

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"Magic happens here." pointing to a fuzzy cloud shape in the plan

DAB chips that are *actually* practical are on the horizon. Lower power, universal, cheap. A sensible transition plan would have those in widespread use before switching off the legacy.

Imagine if they'd set an end date for road maintenance since Flying Cars would be here "any day now."

Oh... ...perhaps that's what's happened.

FBI alert: Get these motherf'king hackers off this motherf'king plane

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You just buy an optoisolator for a few cents. LED and detector in one 8-pin DIP package.

If you need E3 isolation for some reason (in a teapot), buy the bulkhead mounted version for $20.

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bazza: "...generally rely on a single core of fibre optic to get a guaranteed one way flow of data (it's physically impossible to send any bytes, data or instructions back the other way)."

If you have an LED on one side, and a phototransistor on the other, with an air gap in between, then that in itself guarantees the 'diode' unidirectionality. Unless you think that phototransistors can emit light to be detected by the LED. So what's the fibre got to do with it?

Me thinks you are confused about the fibre bit. Some may include it if they want distance in the air gap.

There are bulkhead mounted LED/Phototransistor devices. Fibre-free.

The huge flaw in Moore’s Law? It's NOT a law after all

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Exponential

Well, number of transistors per unit area goes as the inverse square law of the process dimension. So even if the process dimension is only a linear function of time, the transistor count will be squared. If transistor count is linear, then obviously the process has be less than linear.

Moore's could be defined as: see Scaling Laws.

The obvious way forward is further into the third dimension. If the process can mature both thinner layers and a taller stack, you might get onto the squared growth curve.

The cheapest fix to keeping technology running smoothly would be to convince the coder drones to stop cobbling together bloated bugware. Fix that.

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"...see the beach..."

Not 'see *his* beach' then?

He certainly deserves his own waterfront.

Can't wait to bonk with Apple? Then try an Android phone

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Any phone... ..today.

Slip your bonking bank card into your phone's case, obviously on the back side of the phone. Push it down so it doesn't block the camera lens.

Instant bonking phone. Nobody need know how you did it.

Microsoft: Profit DECIMATED because you people aren't buying PCs

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Re: Supply and demand

"Even when a laptop's battery is dead..."

You get on eBay and buy a replacement for $30.

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Obviously MS are not using enough glue in their hardware offerings...

Glue-seller Apple makes a tidy profit.

Ever since 8.1 came out, I've bought a small flood of windows gadgets. One commonality to all those purchases was rock bottom prices. $100 tablets (shocking not bad), $50 smartphone (nice), $190 laptop (sweet!), $60 Win OS for my son's gaming PC.

I'm happy that they've got their Mojo back. Android is pathetic next to Win 8.1 based gadgets. Still have the droid thingies, but I'll pick up the Win gadgets now.

Google pulls plug on YouTube for older iPads, iPhones, smart TVs

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Re: Roll Your Own

"...I suggested smart-TVs should have a slot-in "smart-unit", which can be replaced preventing the display from becoming obsolete."

Yeah, sure. The slot-in module size, shape and interface standard would change every year. Just like every other modern interface "standard" du jour.

You can't win.

You can't break even.

You can't quit.

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The ONLY way to watch YouTube is...

The ONLY way to watch YouTube is on a device that enables one to install an Ad Blocker.

One of the big advantages of the latest crop of cheap and cheerful Windows 8.1 tablets and netbooks is that one can install an ad blocker very easily (ironically, even into Chrome, LOL). The fact that these Win 8.1 gadgets are being sold at giveaway prices in recent months is a bonus. Great gadgets for YouTube.

Frankly, Android is so last year. After watching my Nexus 7 grind to a halt due to the Google Is Stoopid bug, I'm getting low on goodwill for those Google asshat fackors.

Posted from an 8-inch $100 Win tablet. Not bad. Works well.

Go for a spin on Record Store Day: Lifting the lid on vinyl, CD and tape

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Re: Have I missed something?

CDs can also be converted to vinyl.

Which is exactly how many vinyl LPs get started these days...

Strange radio telescope signals came from microwave ovens

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Wifi and microwave ovens

@Brian 3

Study the wifi channels GHz, compare to oven at probably at 2.45 GHz (check), and adjust router wifi to another channel.

Or just dive in and try channels 1, 6, or 13.

Makerbot axes 'scores of staff' – 3D printing just doesn't pay the bills

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Re: F**k them and the horse they rode in on

"rent time"

Edd China of Wheeler Dealer printed off a pair of small plastic bits to hold LEDs in the brass headlights of a 1903 car.

IT TOOK 15 HOURS!!

There's a business... Rent the machine for $100 an hour, and surprise the client with a $1500 bill.

Somebody needs to make a video that alternates between a factory cranking out 20 plastic things a second, and a 3D printer slowly sweeping back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. Sound track would be somebody explaining how all mass manufacturing will be 3D Printer based "in five years".

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Re: Business model

The parts of a 3D printer that can be 3D printed, plastic bits, amount to a tiny fraction of the total cost. At least they would be cheap if they were injection molded at 800 per hour, as opposed to slowly 3D printing them over a long weekend.

The other 95% (cost wise) cannot be 3D printed. Not now, and not for a hundred years.

Thank you for using the word "parts". Very precise. Too many BS headlines like "3D Printed Car", and too many dimwits actually thinking it's true.

RADIOACTIVE WWII aircraft carrier FOUND OFF CALIFORNIA

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Nevada must be the most badass place on Earth.

Easy ... easy ... Aw CRAP! SpaceX rocket ALMOST lands on ocean hoverbase

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Re: A very well done

Wzed1: "...*you*..."

I DID! I took my Gyrocopter out there and they chased me away! I ended landing in DC and got in trouble for that.

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Re: Landing a rocket is retarded

BC: "Just being able to get back the 9 engines and service them for reuse (like the Shuttles engines) would provide a massive cost saving."

Don't use the Space Shuttle's reusability as an example of "massive cost saving".

Well over a BILLEEEEON dollars per launch.

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Re: Meh

The Musk fanbois are so cute. Down voting any criticism of their man-love super hero. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Facts: The SpaceX promotional video DOES over-optimistically show the rockets touching down right next to the brazzillion dollar launch installation. And it IS another Musk exaggeration.

Down vote away.

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Re: A very well done

You know that they sent near-Live video (certainly not HD) back from the fricken! Moon in fricken! 1969? Kids these days. Can't do this, can't do that. "It's difficult..." Bunch of pansies. ;-)

HD is optional. Any off-the-shelf drone with a video link. A nearby ship within LOS to the drone (20 miles is easily do-able), with an H.264 video encoder to crunch the stream down to 432 kbps, and an Inmarsat internet link (common on ships). $30/minute for air time. Done.

If you really want HD, then H.265 and drop the frame rate. Not worth the trade-off.

Other satellite links are more bother. Not worth it.

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Re: Just a thought:

"You would need a massive vessel to counteract the waves."

Nope. Just medium sized (700T), but one that can flip up on end.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RP_FLIP

Stable, even in the vertical axis, in waves is the raison d'être of the Flip Ship.

I'm surprised that Mr. Musk didn't think about borrowing a Flip Ship for this purpose. LOL.

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Re: Meh

The SpaceX promotional video over-optimistically shows the rockets touching down right next to the brazzillion dollar launch installation.

Another Musk exaggeration?

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Re: A very well done

"...300 miles away in the Atlantic - it's not that easy to get footage...."

Yeah, like BLOS HD Video has never been done before.

{Rolls-eyes}

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Why a wobbly wave-tossed barge?

Why not put a platform on some chunk of stable land somewhere?

According to the promotional video (where everything works perfectly), the rockets are supposed to land near the spot from whence they left.

Obviously the landing spot will eventually be moved further afield after the first major failure when the authorities decide that aiming rockets back towards expensive launch installations is not a brilliant idea.

So Musk will need a barge to bring the rockets home, from the landing spot 100 miles away in some empty valley.

Hungry Apple fanbois can now buy a lunch date with Tim Cook

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Hungry Apple fanbois can now buy a lunch date with Tim Cook

What's going to be covered in epoxy glue? Mr Cook or the lunch?