* Posts by fruitoftheloon

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GCHQ: We can't track crims any more thanks to Snowden

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@AC Re: Suggestion for law enforcement

Dear Ac,

you seem to be quite right....

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Who wants SLEEP DEPRIVATION for Christmas?

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@The Quiet One

TQO,

I use the kindle app on my droid with white on black text, will see how that works with Twilight.

Thanks for the heads-up

J

Welsh council rapped for covert spying on sick leave worker

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@ukgnome Re: @Joey M0usepad - f'wit in residence

Ukgnome/Joey,

Chap(s?),

Thank you for your considered reply/statements, one is (regretably) sometimes a little over-sensitive when in the midst of folk that seem to think that mental illness is something that could or should be dealt with in a 'light' fashion. Granted it is not easy for a layman to diagnose mental illness, the pros can do it though.

In hindsight I think my response was a little over-exhuberant...

For disclosure purposes, i have been claiming esa benefit since dec 2013, i sent my 'what can you do/not do' questionnaire to ATOS (as in they don't give one) in March, now just as benefit is about to run out (you only get it for 12 months initially as Atos are meant to have completed your assesment within that period) after I nag Atos on the phone I get an appointment within 3 weeks.

And of course I can't carry on claiming esa as I should have had my assesment by then which would state what the longer benefit option is...

Isn't this fun?

J

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@Joey M0usepad - f'wit in residence

Joey,

you can fuck right off...

So I have been imagining my life falling apart over the last four years, silly me.

For further info, feel free to read/ignore/dismiss haughtily my posts on El Reg.

If you have kids you may want to research alternate techniques to the 'stiff upper lip' when they need or ask for help (assuming they will bother asking you at all that is...)

I hope you and yours never have to deal with serious mental illness, because if you do, and things get really tough, someone may end up homeless and then living in a cardboard box.

/Rant over

J

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@Heisenberg

Heisenberg,

that is nice for you, as you state that you haven't worked in the public sector (in my opinion, only half in jest that can be an oxymoron anyway), I wonder how well qualified you are to speak about working in the public sector.

One has had the 'good fortune' to have worked in both camps at various points...

J

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@Barrie: Re: A Morons perspective

Barrie,

since 2001 paper records have also been under the scope of the DPA...

Regards,

j

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@Christoph

Christoph,

the key word in the post from Goodjudge was POSSIBLY.

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Pitch Black: New BlackBerry Classic is aimed at the old-school

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@Jonathan 27: Re: Grampa Phone

Jonathan,

do you ever:

- wear the same clothes as everyone else?

- have the trendiest hairstyle?

- follow colours that are 'really in this season'?

- go to the same place every year for your holiday/vacation?

- only listen to 'new and hot' music?

- always order the same food in the same restaurant

- have any opinions of your own?

Just wondered...

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American bacon cured with AR-15 assault rifle

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@ac - english pub food: Re: See? THIS is why there can never be...@flatpackhamster

Dear ac,

Try a better quality pub then...

It ain't rocket.surgery.

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@Elmer Re: @Sporkinum: When I was in the Airforce

Elmer,

if I wanted an opinion from Google, I would have sought it, which was I asked the person the posted the post instead...

J

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@Sporkinum: Re: When I was in the Airforce

You're right, it is not true (unless there is lamb in the vicinity).

OOI what is menudo?

J

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@Toltec: Re: American Bacon

Danish bacon? Nah I still remem the advert, my fave is a Cornish smoked bacon (as if it is not smoked it is ham with some fat in it).

A £20 pack from our local butchers lasts us a month and is 1/2 of the price of 'premium' bacon from a big [i.e. rip-off] supermarket.

Ymmv

J

'Turn to nuclear power to save planetary ecology from renewable BLIGHT'

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@Flocke: Re: 20 loony greens in a room with 19 bullets

Flocke,

I'd vote for you!

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@JJSmith Re: This isn't about energy, it's about ideology.

JJSMith,

so I presume you bring your animals inside for the winter, spin/weave/knit your own clothes and have a [suitably large mammal] to pull your plough across your wheat field?

Which animal do find you get the best yield prior to preserving the meat, as of course you wouldn't want to have a fridge I presume?

Just wondered...

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Deprivation Britain: 1930s all over again? Codswallop!

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@a p o s: Re: Relative poverty of thought

No it isn't

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@a pile of shit: Re: Ah right...

Is what you are talking, how you can join up those dots and come to your conclusion is so sad I genuinely find it to be rib tickling...

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@Neil Barnes: Re: I) prepare meals from the raw ingredients up

Neil,

you got that right, I am amazed how many people do not realise the mark-up there is on vegetables that are in some nice placcy wrapping, as opposed to those that you put in a bag yourself, it is ENORMOUS!

Cheers,

j

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@ TheOtherHobbes

£12 per day per person in total? That would be nice.

Three of us (two adults, one strapping six year old) and a cat, weekly grocery/shopping budge [ONLY] t: £60.

I am not whinging, I am doing stuff to improve our situation, for our budget we eat VERY WELL, we don't have meat often and virtually everything in our freezer has a 'reduced' label on it - probably still will when I can return to work.

J

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Re: 1930s

It could have been a crystal set

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Re: 1930s

Jim,

likewise my grandfather was one of nine (most of them died very young), they lived in one of two rooms in a slum in East London with no heating, running water, toilet or electricity, he was born almost exactly a hundred years ago.

I think things have moved on a bit since then for the working class...

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Re: Spot on

Mr syntax,

so you presumably don't have a problem with some families historically having received more in benefits than Mr Average would receive in salary for working full time?

Disclosure: I am currently in receipt of ESA benefit and my mum is disabled, so my father gets carers allowance etc, I am quite familiar with the price of a single tomato and can tell you down to the nearest penny what my sons school lunch costs.

We eat modestly and COOK our own dinners, hence our family food budget is a fraction of many people we know.

I do not believe the world owes me a living or that the state should be responsible for looking after my family, I do however appreciate the [significant to us] help that we do get at the moment, I look forward to when my health fully returns and I will be paying tax again rather than drawing upon it...

But I believe the bedroom tax is flawed in every way possible.

J

Google must free us from 'invisible web of our personal data' – DPA

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@AC: Re: @ac: How about some more? @fruitoftheloon

Dear who ever you are,

err no, I am perfectly happy to use certain Google services, I am quite happy with the bargain I have made with Google (long ago I switched on the switched off options that they do quite a good job of hiding..).

Hence I have a more than adequate understanding of the Ts&Cs, thank you for your inaccurate assumption.

My point was that I would not dream of casting aspersions over a whole continent about how a given quantity of people therein may or not react to a large American superpower-esque company being more than a bit bloody cheeky...

But please feel free to carry on ploughing your furrow.

Regards,

j

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@ac: Re: How about some more?

Dear Ac,

Europe: too stupid & uneducated?

Perhaps we should follow your lucid and helpful example of what constitutes a clear, well argued and focussed narrative.

Or maybe not.

Those pesky Europeans eh...?

J

Keep your court orders to YOURSELF – human rights chief slaps US

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@AC Re: @lucki bstard Gottalottaballs here...

Ac,

thanks for clarifying that!

J

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@lucki bstard Re: Gottalottaballs here...

What happens if your brian is having a challenging day?

Just wondered.

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Yotaphone 2: The two-faced pocket-stroker with '100 hours' batt life

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@Riku Re: Chile

Riku,

blimey, how can you walk straight with a chip that big on your shoulder?

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Jacking up firearms fees will cost SMEs £3.5 MILLION. Thanks, Plod

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@Numpty Re: @AC No sympathy @Tony Green

I agree with you, re my earlier posts, as a teenager I would.go to my dads' club for small bore rifle, we also had full bore rifle and pistol as well as shotguns, hence I am quite familiar with motivations for most shooters in UK.

But if there were a dramatic increase in gun ownership and authorised concealement, which may encourage the dodgier elements of society to carry so that they can 'protect themselves' I would be rather surprised if there were not more inadvertent injuries and murders - mostly by unlicenced weapons.

Re specifics and numbers it is clearly a hypothetical construct anyway.

J.

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@AC Re: No sympathy @Tony Green

Ac,

you're quite right, I can't outrun a gun.

But I guarantee that if more people in the UK had more guns, then more people would get shot by guns in the UK.

Which means IT IS NOT VERY LIKELY to happen in the UK!!!

My grandfather was a boxing champ in the Navy and (by all accounts) a pretty good brawler, his advise re fighting was (in order)

1) don't get into the situation in the first place

2) if you can, walk away

3) run

4) find something to hit the one with the biggest mouth

5) pray, as by now you're probably f*cked anyway

Btw my formal training is in risk mgmt (stats & probability) so I believe that gives me a different viewpoint to most folk re guns and the UK.

Thanks for your contribution to the debate anyway.

J

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@CABvolunteer Re: Why do they think gun licencing should be done on the cheap?

I would love to see you have that debate with the farmers that earn a crust in the bit of Devon I live in.

Talking about other people not being comfortable with other people being in charge of lethal weapons, when I lived in London I had the pleasure of meeting many people on a daily basis that would have better served society if they weren't granted the right to drive a car based on my experience of how they exhibited their skill, attitudes and experiences.

Doesn't mean they shouldn't tho eh, it's called Rights you know?

How much fun life would be if everyone had the same biases, priorities, pleasures and interests as you....

Think about that for a bit eh?

BTW I haven't picked up a gun for about twenty years or so, and I used to cycle through central London every day, I know A LOT about people and their lethal weapons...

J

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Re: @fruitoftheloon

Err no,

it's a different country you know? We have different laws, cultural history and social norms, as GBS said, two countries separated by the same language.

Also my mother-in-law is from the East Coast so I have the 'benefit' of the whole Puritan thing to deal with as well, I absolutely love the states and have travelled there A LOT on business as well as pleasure, I delight in the differences between our countries and peoples.

Btw unlike a lot of Brits I have used a wide range of things that go bang, and did so from an early (safe & legal btw) age.

So if a broader range of guns were available (pistols etc) and it were permissable to carry them concealed in the UK, what difference do you think it would have on crime and injury/homicide rates?

Thanks for sharing your opinion either way!

J

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Re: No sympathy @Tony Green

Ac,

Wrong country....

J

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@Peter Re: Why do they think gun licencing should be done on the cheap?

What is the 2.5k dead per year all about?

Btw about 5 people in england per year are killed by lightning bolts, shouldn't they be banned?

J

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@CABvolunteer Re: Why do they think gun licencing should be done on the cheap?

So I presume you have never ever broken any elements of the road traffic act, and if you did you deposited a sworn statement of such at your local cop shop, then left your vehicle and driving licence too and walked home, awaiting your appointment with the beak?

Just wondered....

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@Dave Bell

Dave,

Couldn't agree with you more, if I were more of a cynical bent I would suggest it is because plod knows where the licensed guns are and doesn't put quite as much effort into finding the unlicensed ones.

But hey, I have been wrong before...

J

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@Tony green Re: No sympathy

Tg,

You are a narrow minded twat.

Most of the flying lead in this country gets aimed at bits of paper, which generally don't mind as that is their job. From my experience (working class lad) many shooting ranges and clubs have members from all levels of society.

But imho the 'knob quotient' can be a little higher at CLAY BIRD shoots, why don't you check out one near you, I could be wrong but I think you would fit right in....

Did you miss the bit in the article that had the sums in it? Try reading it slower this time and leave your biases a little further away this time eh?

I mean we can't be running around with people enjoying a sport that you don't approve of can we now?

Just out of curiousity what sports/hobbies tickle your fancy?

J

Ten Linux freeware apps to feed your penguin

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@tnoveli Re: @Chris W Haven't we been here before

Er what??

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Re: @Chris W Haven't we been here before

Chris,

I don't want to run windows on any of my [aged] boxes at home, hence why my personal preference is for Mint, personally I cannot justify buying newer kit so that I can run the latest versions of Windows.

I find Mint much easier on the brain than Windows, for me it just 'gets out of the way more' than Windows, also for audio web dev and video editing I have a MacPro/FCP/Studio.

I don't quite get your point about pretend[ing] linux is as good, if it meets a given users requirements then it is good enough.

Cheers,

J

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@Chris W Re: Haven't we been here before

Chris,

un-necessary for what?

J

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Chemist Re: Darktable

Chemist,

yay for Darktable, I also like Entangle.

Cheers,

J.

Apple patents NEVERSMASH iPHONE for fumbling fondlers

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Buttered toast - meet floor

D'oh,

if you buttered the OTHER side instead, then it wouldn't hit the floor butter side down would it?

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Sinclair is back with the Spectrum Vega ... just as rubbish as the ZX

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@lansalot Re: ...

Have a look at the back of the gogglebox in question...

Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Masala omelette

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Re: ruined at the last moment by adding coriander leaves

Chris,

Err not in England, leaves and seeds are both Coriander in my travels around England.

Ymmv.

J.

'Snoopers' Charter IS DEAD', Lib Dems claim as party waves through IP address-matching

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@Mrd000 Re: It's not nesessary the evil

Mrd,

I can't be assed to read your whole diatribe (have a dinner to cook), you could surrender every smidgeon of privacy you have, do you seriously think all the bad guys will collectively say "Damn, we had better give this sh!t up, find a proper job and become a fully-rounded member of society"?

A LITTE UNLIKELY EH?

Fyi a family member was in close proximity to a provo bomb going off in London (thankfully finished his shift at a different time), I have also had one go off 10 yards from my desk in central london (I was working at home at the time), my best friend just missed getting splatted by the bus bombers in central London.

Have I changed what I do with my life? No f'ing way, if you do, THEY HAVE WON.

Terrorists and random nutters are just that, we have had them since the dawn of time and always will.

Please do us all a favour and think about the implications of what you are saying...

Better switch the oven on now.

J

Samsung Galaxy Note 4: Spawn of Galaxy Alpha and a Note 3 unveiled

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Ac,

Because quite a few people like them, me included.

Can you suggest another device that is excellent at sketching and can also be a very good imitation of a note pad?

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Giant bank IT cockup of 2012 'could have brought down ENTIRE financial system'

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Re: I hope I'm not...

Nick,

Funny that, in a previous role at a FSA regulated business we explained the acronym as F*cking Stupid Assholes.

Such was their level of awareness of what happens in the real world.

Or am I being a little unfair?

J

Attack of the drones: ‘Nefarious’ private use rising, says top Blighty copper

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I have a solution

Re what can they do if someone reports one flying around, pretend it is a clay bird, find a 12 gauge, use both barrels, that should be sufficient..

J

Now Uber can take EVERYONE for a ride

fruitoftheloon

nah

Howsabout 'we got to get out of this place' by the animals?

J

HPC bod SGI racks UV brains, reaches 30 MEEELLION IOPS

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Re: But....

Tc,

don't you mean Crysis?

J

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