* Posts by 7teven 4ect

26 posts • joined 25 Jun 2013

That Old Time 2018 IT songbook: Verity, Verity - give us your lyrics, do! We're half crazy, all for the love of you

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it's unix time, there's no need to give up RAID

Another 3D printer? Oh, stop it, you're killing us. Perhaps literally: Fears over ultrafine dust

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Re: n before g

All this could be a fignent of my inagniation.

I'll torpedo Tor weirdos, US AG storms: Feds have 'already infiltrated' darknet drug souks

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Re: Permissiveness has gone too far

Nah, let's just abuse each other for using tea, coffee, alcohol, chocolate, yerba mate

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Distraction

Dying of overdose? How comfortable. The war on drugs makes it impossible for most of the non-American world to obtain these essential painkillers.

Legalise the lot.

Tsk-tsk, fat cat Softcat: Milk-slurping reseller taken to court

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I'm lactose intolerant and I demand to know why we have not heard from a vegan on this issue?

Newsflash: Car cyber-security still sucks

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When I was little back in the 70s a family friend had a yellow VW beetle. One day I saw him loading logs into it so he told me it ran on logs, my big brother confirmed this.

This is the new millenium, and cars can now brick themselves just by producing overly large electronic logs.

Nervy nuke-armed nation fires missile with 5,000km range

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Jai Hind

Mahabarat is maha :D

O Christmas wreath, O Christmas wreath, thy potent skunk's in bunches

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Re: Not funny in the slightest

Not sure if trolling, high

or worse...

Never been high?

User experience test tools: A privacy accident waiting to happen

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Re: Diversion tactics needed?

It won't work, market research analysts will just ignore your weird data, and use what they know is right to find another person, near enough like you, and double that person's weighting until you get bored and stop diverting, then they come back like night hags.

Yes this comment was designed to be found by certain searches.

Facebook vows to double staff with new cadre of Net Police

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I'm using Fluff Busting (FB) Purity. It lets me control things. If I want to see only friends I can. All that crap on the right is switched off. I just have my feeds and my chats.

UK's NHS to pilot 'Airbnb'-style care service in homeowners' spare rooms

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For patients who smoke this will be easier for popping outside.

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Where will the patient's prescription be kept this month? Anything nice?

What could possibly go wrong?

NCA arrests six Lizard Squad users after gaming firms, retailers targeted

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Re: Engage with them?

The problem would be understanding with autistics. Yours.

Your statement may apply to sociopaths.

'Biggest bird ever': 21-foot ripsaw-beaked flying horror

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Gliding

Another article pointed out that for each 1m drop, the bird could glide 22m

Waves go up and down, the bird just has to sit on the water, wait for a 1m wave to lift it, then glide up to 22m to catch a fish on the surface, then wait for a wave to lift it for the next attack.

Sat on a wave, the bird may have looked like a wave, almost invisible to fish.

Just because it's big, doesn't mean it had to fly or glide large distances.

Supposedly secure Dogecoin service Dogevault goes offline

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Headmaster

Punctuation error in your current frontpage message,

Dear Doge Support,

You have a superfluous apostrophe in "attacker's'"

Expected result: "We will also closely be investigating potential attack vectors, and determining the security breach which enabled the attackers to compromise the service."

Observed result: "We will also closely be investigating potential attack vectors, and determining the security breach which enabled the attacker's to compromise the service."

Kindest Regards,

J

P.S. Punctuation is important. I prefer cats but doge is ok too.

Rumour: Next Apple iThing to feature 65-inch screen. Four-limb multitouch, anyone?

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Remember the advert with the televisions?

Maybe just an update of the 1984 advert, 30 years on... www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtvjbmoDx-I

Cold-blooded, INHUMAN visitor hitches ride on NASA moon rocket

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It'll be fun, they said...

Tease the witch, they said.

Dopey dope-growing dope smoked out by own dope dope-growing vid

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Black Helicopters

ooohBAMMA luuurves warehousin' niggas 4 cash.

*nigga is not more politically incorrect than 'dope', when 'dope' is used derogatively and nigga is used brotherly, before anyone complains.

UK discovers Huawei UK staff auditing Huawei kit: Govt orders probe

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Black Helicopters

Some reading between the lines

UK: "We don't trust you"

Huawei: "We build trust centre"

GCHQ: "we take over trust centre and use it to spy on the East. Thank you."

It's called 'externalising costs'. Austerity.

Boffins want toilets to become POWER PLANTS

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Paris Hilton

Re: Back of a loo-roll calculation:

Thank you for wiping that for me.

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Back of a loo-roll calculation:

Urine is 95% water

Therefore it is ~5% 'food'

Let food have an average calorific density of 3 calories per millilitre.

The average daily urination volume is 1500 ml.

5% of 1500 is 75. Multiplying by 3 gives us 225 calories in a day's urine.

That's roughly 10% of our dietary needs.

Saving 10% off our total energy bill related to getting food from field to stomach.

Which is massive compared to the amount of energy we can probably extract from waste urine using MFCs.

Two pieces of advice:

1. Drink urine

2. Never admit it

The author does not drink has own urine.

T-Rex tooth find shows dino may have been a pussy

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(google it to see photo...)

If you're ever feeling grumpy, just imagine a T-Rex making a bed.

There, that's better :)

US cops make 'first ever' Bitcoin seizure following house raid

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Boffin

That's interesting. It's pretty much common knowledge nowadays that some cannabinoids may ameliorate core symptoms of autism spectrum disorders but not much talk of the use of amphetamines, perhaps with the exception of MDMA (See Danforth Research).

Which symptoms do you find are reduced by dexedrine? With Asperger's being social-sense related, are you able to tell if a drug can improve your social skills or do you have to get second-party corroboration? From whom?

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Childcatcher

Yes, and everyone who gives anyone else a cup of tea or coffee is a drug dealer, ditto a pint of beer or a cigarette. Also, all policemen and all human beings produce Class A drugs constantly in the form of DMT - produced naturally by the body.

The distinction between 'legal', 'illegal', and 'prescription' drugs is the problem here. Substances or objects cannot be 'illegal', it is people's acts pertaining to those substances or objects which are actually covered by laws.

Bitcoin now accepted in London pub. In Hack-ney, of course

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Pint

A publican IS a drug dealer.

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