* Posts by Nick Kew

1974 posts • joined 16 Jan 2007

More than half of GitHub is duplicate code, researchers find

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The mote in thine eye

but along the way, they turned up a “staggering rate of file-level duplication” that made them change direction.

So their own work was driven by what they discovered after they'd started. That makes it statistically worthless.

Was the slightly-ironic sub-headline El Reg, or from the research? If the latter, I hope the tongue was firmly in the cheek.

Prosecute driverless car devs for software snafus, say Brit cyclists

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The Netherlands have a simple rule - any RTA involving a cyclist, it's the non-cyclists fault.

Citation needed, 'cos that sounds like a misrepresentation in more than one way.

First, it's not fault, it's a presumption of responsibility. That's not the same as fault. Persons in charge of dangerous machines have a responsibility to use them safely.

Second, it's not cyclists vs the rest, it's associated entirely with being in charge of a deadly weapon. Just as if you're in charge of a gun that accidentally goes off and does something bad - even if the person who got shot should never have been there.

Q: Why are you running in the office? A: This is my password for El Reg

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Admit defeet

There should be a rule - a lighthearted Godwin - about when a discussion gets turned into a punfest.

Now Oracle stiffs its own sales reps to pocket their overtime, allegedly

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Re: Overtime falsification in the timesheet. How quaint. And how familiar.

Yep. Get folks into the habit early. In my case, my first job after graduating made it abundantly clear that working whatever hours it takes for no extra pay was all part of being a professional person, as opposed to a unionised blue-collar worker. So that's the norm.

How can airlines stop hackers pwning planes over the air? And don't say 'regular patches'

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When you land in serious weather and can't see a thing ...

You want connectivity between the plane's telemetry and the airport. Not to mention weather information that tells you what you're descending into as you go down.

How do you do that with an airgap?

Red Hat opens its ARMs to Enterprise Linux... er, wait, perhaps it's the other way round

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Re: What is really needed...

ISTR having been looking for something like that for about 20 years.

Real prize would be to get it in a laptop. Proper laptop, not some horrible keyboard-less device.

WikiLeaks drama alert: CIA forged digital certs imitating Kaspersky Lab

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Thank you for asking the critical question. Has the CIA infiltrated trust lists such as those of browsers, and/or "real" CAs?

The followup to your question is, why did El Reg not address it?

User asked help desk to debug a Post-it Note that survived a reboot

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No you didn't ...

The story wasn't about someone getting confused. It was about failing to figure it out, and escalating to a helpdesk.

Upvote anyway, for the chuckle.

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If this isn't a 1990s PHB joke, it jolly well should be!

Where hackers haven't directly influenced polls, they've undermined our faith in democracy

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Re: Why must democracy be digitised?

You trust a system that makes no attempt whatsoever to verify that people walking into a polling station are who they say they are?

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Re: The biggest UK hackers of the lot then?

You forgot convicted (in the US) fraudster Conrad Black, who was hacking the public mind for much of the same time as Murdoch. Colonials getting revenge on Blighty for having colonised their countries?

Dumb autonomous cars can save more lives than brilliant ones

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Trouble is, if autonomous cars are only, say, 99% safer than human drivers, what happens when a case is reported where one is responsible for killing someone?

There are lots of precedents for damaging backlashes. In the field of transport, just look at the completely different standards applied to rail deaths compared to road deaths. If the cost-per-death of the Hatfield disaster were applied to motorists, a year's insurance premium would cost more than a new car, and it seems statistically likely that the rail disruption that followed it caused more deaths (by driving people onto the roads) than the crash itself.

You know what's coming next: FBI is upset it can't get into Texas church gunman's smartphone

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@John Smith 19

Is that related to Catch 22?

Transparent algorithms? Here's why that's a bad idea, Google tells MPs

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Google is in an unusual position

Google's core algorithms that power search are affected by an unusual problem: they're under constant attack by spammers, for whom reverse-engineering those algorithms would be a Holy Grail. Every victory for those spammers is a defeat not only for google, but for all of us who use google for search.

Furthermore, google is a huge target for those spammers. A deep-pocketed "SEO" shop might justify a million-a-month R&D effort for the merest demonstrable advantage.

In those circumstances, it makes sense for Google to be less-than open about the detail of its algorithms, and to be constantly varying them.

Seldom used 'i' mangled by baffling autocorrect bug in Apple's iOS 11

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There's no I in

... apple products.

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Sorry for the downvote. The arrow was pointing upwards on my screen.

Look out, Pepe: Martha Lane Fox has a plan

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Re: Accessibility

If the badge denotes that the website is accessible to all users it should be in Braille, or at the very least embossed.

Erm, jokes aren't always obvious in text. Trouble with yours is, it's scarily close to some of the misguided things idiots do for real in the pursuit of an illusion of accessibility.

Putting on my expert hat[1] I should point out that accessibility comes straight from well-written HTML, and it takes a lot less effort to get right than many sites put in to subverting it. From memory, Lane-Fox's own lastminute was one of those that put vast effort into b*****ing it up.

[1] Some years ago I served as Invited Expert with the W3C on accessibility.

Official: Perl the most hated programming language, say devs

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Re: Learning languages from a book

Sometime in the 1980s I first needed to learn C. I picked up the C book, K&R.

After reading the whole thing, it told me little of any value. Most memorably, I came out puzzled: surely C does dynamic memory allocation? Yet I had to ask "what's the C equivalent of Pascal's new"? Yes, it's true, there is not a single mention of malloc in the whole of K&R[1]!

In fact, the most informative learning resource I could find was a Microsoft VC++ manual. Despite the fact that I wasn't even working on an MS operating system, let alone with their compiler. It just happened to be something I could find.

Towards the end of the '80s, I read Stroustrup on C++ and found him a lot more informative. Though when I wanted to get to grips with STL in the 1990s, I found again a great gap in available documentation.

Perl was so much easier, with all the docs built in. Never looked at a Perl book, though.

[1] I understand that may have changed in later editions of K&R.

Only good guys would use an automated GPU-powered password-cracker ... right?

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Re: Way out of my league to understand this, but..

A tool like this is more about lowering the bar to a job than about enabling it in the first place. The determined blackhat can do the same already. The competent network administrator might be able to too, if only he had time free from all those more urgent demands!

A tool simplifying the latter's job sounds like a Good Thing to me. And as I read it, this one's got builtin hurdles against casual misuse, so it doesn't lower the bar too much to a script kiddie.

To withhold it would smell of that old favourite, security by obscurity.

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Re: Yeah but...

... and trawl social media for names and dates associated with lovers, pets, family, favourite things, etc.

Add a nice big database of leaked data and it could cover a lot of phishing grounds.

Dell forgot to renew PC data recovery domain, so a squatter bought it

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Re: How do domain names expire?

It's happened to me.

Domain is on auto-renew. All is well for many years, you forget all about it. Then your once-competent-and-reliable provider stops its secondary DNS and domain registration service. Whoops!

UK's NHS to pilot 'Airbnb'-style care service in homeowners' spare rooms

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I can envisage a case in point.

I have a friend in her 80s, who had to go into hospital for something about a year ago. She lives alone, and normally needs no help. But when she had just been operated, they didn't want to let her out unless there was someone around just in case she needed it.

If I had a suitable spare room (and known about it at the time), I'd've been happy to offer it. If the NHS were paying, it could go a long way towards making it acceptable to a patient who doesn't want to be any trouble.

It's just one more step to do the same with strangers.

Didn't install a safety-critical driverless car patch? Bye, insurance!

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Re: other parts of the article:

Seems particularly ill-considered: how many drivers will want to hang around a petrol station while the chariot gets recharged? Fortunately in the real world, people are installing them more sensibly in car parks: for example, at retail outlets such as supermarkets, city centres and park-and-ride, leisure venues such as theatre/music/cinema, etc.

Eventually it'll be depots for summon-a-car fleets. Recharging along with cleaning and other maintenance.

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Re: Safety Critical Patches

Selling unsafe goods is not allowed

Wow! What country is this, and when did they ban selling of cars?

Boss visited the night shift and found a car in the data centre

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If ever there was a time and a place for Windows bashing ...

You're doing open source wrong, Microsoft tsk-tsk-tsks at Google: Chrome security fixes made public too early

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This is a real issue ...

In order to make a release, we need to push out release candidates. Those, at the very least, will contain whatever security fixes are required. And if a release candidate differs from the relevant public code repo, eyebrows will be raised, and blackhats very interested.

Our preferred solution typically involves committing the fixes quietly, with commit messages that don't mention any security implication of what's being done. The fix, but not the issue, is then public for as long as it takes to release. The security issues are announced when the release candidate successfully becomes a release.

EU: No encryption backdoors but, eh, let's help each other crack that crypto, oui? Ja?

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This is government doing the Right Thing, and not getting in the way of industry and society. They're looking at the story of the FBI and the Iphone, and pooling expertise as and when such cases arise and the maker can't or won't help law-enforcement.

Microsoft exec says ARM-powered Windows laptops have multi-day battery life

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All my life

(or at least since I first acquired a laptop, in about 1993 or '94)

I've been waiting for this (kind of thing). Something I could stuff in the backpack for a weekend - or (much better) a week - away, up in the mountains.

I wonder if we can get a spec something like this wishlist? We have the processor and (I imagine) the solid-state storage, so an e-ink screen would complete the trio of hardware fundamentals.

It's coming. Just as I'm getting too old to take advantage, and struggle ever more to lug camping gear and a week's worth of food&stuff over the mountains and still enjoy it.

Now German companies are beating the drum over poor patent quality

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Re: Changes

The prize for winning is more opportunities and a lower bar for European companies to act as privateers, raiding the rest of the world.

At least, that's the general idea, based on how US economic imperialism has worked for a long time. I'm not convinced it can work for Europe, as the dynamics of the legal systems are so different (clearly German lawyers aren't up for it). I wonder if there's a profitable arbitrage to be had in jurisdiction-shopping?

Man prosecuted for posting a picture of his hobby on Facebook

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The whole Jock justice system ...

Not just the police, Jock "justice" in general has form. Look at how long they've kept Stephen Gough behind bars.

Which is not to say us Sassenachs have anything to be proud of, though the rottenness south of the border is strongest in our Heart of Institutional Corruption civil justice system. And of course its criminal justice manifestation in Innocent until Proven Broke.

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Also, having laws that prosecute people because something is "grossly offensive or of an indecent, obscene or menacing" is asking for trouble. It is very subjective and easily abused to prosecute basically anyone at any time.

That's traditional.

One generation ago: The Romans in Britain.

Two generations ago: Lady Chatterley.


Software update turned my display and mouse upside-down, says user

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Re: It just happened to me...

Herby, I really envy you living where you do, if you're not alerted to every power cut by a very characteristic chorus of alarms.

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@pompous git

I don't mind you taking my name in vain, but it seems I may have given a misleading impression:

Like Nick Kew who comments elsewhere in this thread,

I didn't say I had difficulty, merely that I had to figure it out. I don't think it took more than a few seconds. I think we were both saying the same thing: it's not entirely obvious how to hold a mouse until you've tried. Not everyone has the mindset to figure such things out.

As it happens, twenty odd years on from that first exposure to a mouse, I did experience difficulty using one, due to an RSI. So I learned to use a mouse left-handed. That took a bit of effort at first: a little more than, say, switching between left-hand- and right-hand-traffic.

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Re: Every day's a school day

In all my time I've never heard this one before. Yay for Fridays.

It's perfectly natural. Maybe more so with some mice than others.

When I first took delivery of a mouse[1], I wondered why things moved the wrong way. Had I hooked it up wrong, or missed a setting? Oh, right, I'm supposed to hold it the other way round.

[1] From memory, 1987, with an Acorn Archimedes. None of the machines I used at work had yet acquired mice.

Got a software development and deployment story?

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Who is speaking?

The article is labelled "Team Register", yet uses "we" to speak of the event. As in language such as

The call for paper closes on October 20, and shortly after that, our esteemed programme committee will dive into the proposals, looking for the meat, and discarding the marketing waffle.

I think we should be told. Whose is the authorial voice asserting ownership of the event? What is the relationship of The Register to this event?

Australia launches critical infrastructure security reforms

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George, don't do that.

Damn thats going to be a huge list.

Precedent: the Domesday Book. How does he see himself on the history syllabus?

Spy vs spy vs hacker vs... who is THAT? Everyone's hacking each other

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Re: That was a nice article! Good, heady IT stuff.

Kaspersky are techies, not Politicians (or journos). So they (a) know what they're talking about, and (b) don't have a politico's misinformation Agenda.

I wonder how much they have to lose by pointing fingers at the spooks? Would a Western-based outfit have been too fearful (of loss of business, if not actual arrest) to issue a similar report?

Open your doors to white hats before black hats blow them off, US deputy AG urges big biz

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Sounds useful

Top law official says welcome white hats.

That could be genuinely useful for some of those who find themselves charged with "hacking". Like "shoot the messenger" prosecutions against researchers who report a bug. Or cases like Randal Schwartz. Tell the court their overlord sees a distinction between hat colours, and argue that the prosecution has to show something bad, like malicious intent or actual damage.

Vibrating walls shafted servers at a time the SUN couldn't shine

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Re: VMS documentation

Who remembers the "Blue/Orange/Grey Wall" ?

I remember the gaps, where whatever manual I needed should have been ...

EasyJet: We'll have electric airliners within the next decade

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Re: Well....

...Or did you mean "pedaling"?


Boeing slams $2m on the desk, bellows: Now where's my jetpack?

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El Reg already reported on this enterprising chap.

Alexa and her kind let the disabled or illiterate make the web work

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Well fancy that

One of the Great Ideas driving the WWW was accessibility - liberating the disabled. From the talking web browser to the alternative input device for Granny Arthritic. Not to mention what it does for the housebound.

It's over thirty years since my days in the Cambridge Maths department, and even back then Stephen Hawking's life and work were conspicuously assisted by both humans and technology.

Boffins take biometric logins to heart, literally: Cardiac radar IDs users to unlock their PCs

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Yep. All kinds of meds, from the performance-enhancing taken by anyone who goes in for high-level competitive sports[1] through to those taken by older folks thought to be at risk of a stroke or heart attack.

But there's also the plain ol' progression of the ticker through life. And personal events like getting fit, or vice versa. Useful bit of built-in obsolescence there ;) Some of us would insist on there being an override, like (say) the classic password on a post-it note.

[1] Of the kind that exercise the heart, so maybe not darts or snooker.

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Re: "If [..] a different person standing in front of the computer screen, the PC will not operate."

Two hearts? That'll make life interesting for the pregnant. But it doesn't look like an intractable problem to me.

Could become a feature. Switch to Boss mode and the screen changes from your play to your work as soon as someone else is nearby. Find out if your boss has a heart.

CBS's Showtime caught mining crypto-coins in viewers' web browsers

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Re: Whoever gave them the idea?

Damn you for getting in first with that reference (have an upvote)!

I was going to ask if they were licensing the Reg code.

Brit chip design company Imagination Tech sold to China-linked private equity

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Re: Directors should resign

This is actually a US company buying. Headquartered in Palo Alto, so perhaps no stranger to Big Tech. Just happens to have an office in China, and Chinese investment.

Talking of which, Imagination has long been listed on the London Stock Exchange, which means it's long been open to Chinese investors along with others from around the world.

I wouldn't want to pre-judge whether they'll make a success of it. I took a speculative punt on IMG after the MIPS takeover, but got out at a small profit when it seemed to be going nowhere, and fortunately before the Apple news. Sadly it was never going to be a substitute for ARM after that got borged.

Sysadmin tells user CSI-style password guessing never w– wait WTF?! It's 'PASSWORD1'!

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Re: "They looked for the password on the CD . . ."

Teacher's Pensions ...

Why should anyone there care if they get defrauded? It's public-sector, so the taxpayer will pick up the tab.

I expect they periodically get some bright young thing proposing to fix it. Lesson in life - and not rocking the boat - when they get shown the door.

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Re: rtfm

I used to keep unimportant passwords in a file called README.TXT on the assumption that nobody is ever going to read it.


My practice has kind-of evolved over the decades, from a few passwords barely better than PASSWORD1 to many passwords I have to keep in a special directory called passwords. All my stuff there, from unimportant things like my login at El Reg, to others like my bank, stockbroker, and HMRC.

Lots of files there you really couldn't mistake if you were looking. Like, for instance, "theregister.gpg".

UK Prime Minister calls on internet big beasts to 'auto-takedown' terror pages within 2 HOURS

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Re: Competence

Reality illustrates the mash or the mash illustrates the reality: the punchline

Upvote for that link, but disappointed that it misses Ruth wossname, the scottish Tory who is still a bit of a darling of the Chattering Classes.

Talking of which, does anyone else think the commentariat have been missing the point in Boris's latest masterwork? I don't think it's a leadership bid (he wants May there long enough to take the blame), rather he's rattled at the media attention on Rees-Mogg, and wants to reclaim his place as Prime Toffoon[1].

[1] Toff/Buffoon. Wodehouse's characters might realistically have been in parliament (was Lord Emsworth an exaggeration?), but could even he have seen them as candidates for Prime Minister?

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