* Posts by msknight

1429 publicly visible posts • joined 28 May 2013

WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

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[hypnotised] ... "I will buy an iWatch..."

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Even when not at work, Hector couldn't help repeating his mantra... "Have you tried turning it off and on again."

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Alex demonstrates his touch typing skills. He's so good that not only does he not need to look at the keybaord, he doesn't need to look at a screen either.

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It is the latest in anti-spy invisible keyboard technology. It's so good, even I can't see it. The down side is my e-mails are undecypherable. Or is that the good side? I forget.

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Incomming enemy pogo stick. Six o'clock high. Low. High. Low...

Another chance to win a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive

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Oh my God! You killed Kenny! You bastard!

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Sarah regretted pestering the BOFH for the latest eight core mobile.

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Amanda loaded Spider on her eight core wearable shoulder pad.

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Baby, I think this dating app sucks!

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Yes, I know, the iPhone's a fright, but they're the only ones making phones small enough for me to use.

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Mon Dieu! When you said, 6TB WDB I thought you meant Six Terra Byte Western Digital Black, not Slick, Tickling Bite, Well Down my Back!

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But please! I swear! I got the Dyson for the bigger dust bunnies.

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"I don't care how much you cry. I'm not shaving my mandibles before we kiss."

(I don't mind if multiple entries disqualifies me - I'm having too much fun.)

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"Now look, baby, I know my name was on that Madison database, but that's no reason to call me a creep that's come crawling back."

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"Sharp scratch," you said. "SHARP SCRATCH !"

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You and your, "sharp scratch." Why can't you tell the damn truth!

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"Black Spider" won't let me browse YouTube! Whaaaa!

Violin's breakeven within reach, but revenues still falling

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To quote Kermit in, "The Pig Calypso"...

Bib and napkin,

Knife and fork,

Is the only way,

That I'll touch pork.

(don't ask how I know those lyrics from memory.)

Wow, Barcelona really has a problem with tech disruptors. Watch out Airbnb

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Dur?

Blocking access to a web site? What the hell good is that going to do them when the customers are actually from out of town? Place the advert, forget about it, reap the rewards as your competitors locally have problems getting their own apartments on the service.

Legal eagles accuse Labour of data law breach over party purge

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Flame

Doesn't surprise me one bit

A few years ago for a previous leadership campaign, I received text messages on my mobile.

I called up party HQ to get my detailed erased, to be told that it wasn't really possible as a copy of the database had been given to each of the leadership contenders.

They could take my details from the central database, but forget about stripping me off the other copies. That, I'm sure, is also something that is against the rules; not that anyone got hauled over the coals for it.

One law for us, another for them. Labour make me laugh sometimes; they really do. And then cry ... and then break down and become a nervous wreck.

Nano – meet her: AMD's Radeon R9 4K graphics card for non-totally bonkers gamers, people

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I'll probably get one next year

I went low power/small a few years ago and this is definitely of interest to me.

I don't need ultra-fast FPS; so long as the game doesn't judder, I'm perfectly happy. I'm currently running an A10 black as my gaming machine, and although the on-die graphics is adequate I'd like a little extra from the graphics so I can run some shaders.

But as a mature gamer who doesn't like to live with the window permanently open to expel heat, it sounds like this is just down my street.

Roll up, roll up, as LG launches stealthy Bluetooth keyboard

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I'd be interested...

Is there a registration of interest page anywhere?

Wileyfox smartphones: SD card, no bloatware, Cyanogen, big battery – yes to all!

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Re: Well... What was wrong with the Jolla?

Here you go...

http://msknight.com/technilife/?cat=8

...and that's not all of the grief.

The more serious examples of the post change was when I asked for the date on the front of the lock screen, without having to unlock the phone.

Someone changed my post to make it demand much more on the lock screen - adjustable widgets. Of course my request was blown out of all proportion and obviously not fulfilled.

A few months later, someone posted the same question as I originally posted, and the feature was added after a fashion.

That sort of thing happened a few times. There is NO WAY that a community should be allowed to change someone elses post to be something other than what they said ... and still retain it as under their name. That was lay madness and law suits.

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Re: Well...

I live in the sticks, so a removable battery is a big thing for me, but I'd give anything for a phone that isn't Google, isn't Apple, and is a damn sight better than the Jolla and the Ubuntu mess. And it's British! I mean ... got to give it a go!

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Well...

I've signed. I'm up for the 8 core.

The Jolla isn't cutting it, and the Ubuntu phone is still a joke despite the recent updates. Now ... if only it was dial sim...

Ah! It is! It is dual SIM - I'm in heaven... here ... take my money... quick...

The only bad thing is the battery is fixed :-(

'Hans free' mobe gag crowned Fringe's funniest

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You know, of all the things people say they'd take with them on Desert Island Discs, I've never heard anyone say they'd take a record player.

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Joke

I hear...

That NetCom is going to have a stand up comedy stall next year.

I know someone who's planning to enter and wants to take the "funniest joke" crown.

He's going to stand up and say, "B.T."

Should have the crowd in hysterics ... well, most of them anyway.

BT commences trials of copper-to-the-home G.fast broadband tech

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I wonder...

...what this will do for the domestic router market? Will we all be forced to have BT routers at home, or else double up on an extra firewall?

Is this something the competition commission needs to look in to?

FBI probed SciFi author Ray Bradbury for plot to glum-down America

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Corrupting America?

I thought that job went to Faux News.

Big trouble in big China: Crashing economy in Middle Kingdom body slams US tech stocks

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So...

In one of the rare cases that Apple comments, it now finds itself in the position of having to decline to comment on its comment.

*slaps forehead*

What's Russia smoking? Kremlin bans Wikipedia for dopey article

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It's all clear...

By keeping the population in the dark, then no one will be able to identify the strange small wafting from the Kremlin.

Windows 10 market share growth slows to just ten per cent

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And what about...

...all the people who have instlled 10, and then wiped it and gone back to 7?

Where are they in these glorious stats?

I know of no one, personally, who has stuck with 10. They've all undergone the process of re-installing Windows 7.

That thing we do in the UK? Should be ILLEGAL in the US, moans ex-State monopoly BT

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If Ofcom don't split them up...

...then I'll be wondering who's got who's hands in who's pockets; because IMHO then damn well need to be split apart.

Sorry. Do I sound a little pissed off?

Auto erotica bonk shocker: ja das ist gut, say 56% of Germans

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"Well, you see Officer, I was pulling a very tight maneuver at the time. It was touch and go for a while, but the inevitable happened, everything went stiff, the engine over-revved and I blew my head ... gasket."

Spotify now officially even worse than the NSA

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Re: II thought El Reg was exagerrating

El Reg? Exaggerating? Surely not!

Go wash your keyboard out with soap and water!

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You know ... forget poaching Radio 1 DJ's and having Elton John present your show ... this might actually be the thing that makes Apple music succeed!

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Joke

But at least it asks you....

...not very nicely ... but it asks you...

PINs easily pinched with iPhone-attached thermal imaging kit

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Joke

Cue the inevitable...

"Oh golly, I'm hot today!"

"Comin' though. Hot stuff!"

"Is that a thermal imaging iPhone peripheral in your pocket, or are you glad to see me? ... Oh! My iPhone says you're glad to see me!"

Microsoft kicks off 'Windows as a service' with new Insider build

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Compressing and decompressing pages

I have this nagging thing about trying to decompress a needed page when the memory is already full.

They've no doubt been working on this, but something makes me feel squicky just thinking about all the possibilities here.

The Ashley Madison files – are people really this stupid?

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Joke

" as does one address for a senior member of the British civil service in a position that would make him a ripe target for blackmail."

So, a pay rise all round at 'El Reg in the coming weeks then :-D

Pirate MEP: Microsoft's walled garden is no consumer pleasure park

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Re: Earth to Microsoft

@ BitDr

Was it Munich that went Linux and then reverted due to user pressure because they wanted what they used at home?

http://www.zdnet.com/article/after-a-10-year-linux-migration-munich-considers-switching-back-to-windows-and-office/

...but there was background talk suspecting politics at work?

Does anyone know what Munich did in the end?

The crazy thing is that people don't need Microsoft any more. They need the customers. I still can't get this whole thing straight in my head. I think I need a drink...

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Re: Earth to Microsoft

Chrome is Linux, but how many, "users," know that? Also, it is a walled garden in itself.

Apple is a walled garden, but they've managed to build a user base nevertheless.

To a degree, we've got to see how badly M$ muck it up and cause people to reject it; but given their history, I fear this will happen.

Linux has become much easier on multiple monitor machines in the last few years, and much easier to set up. It took a while to go through which software I wanted to use, and what I wanted to kill from the machine, but I can generally get a machine up and running in two hours, with all my software tuned, and my files easily transferred/safe from format, thanks to running my /home dir on its own partition and having an apt-get remove and an apt-get install on a memory stick.

Much better than the windows days of mucking about with registration keys, license codes, assured software and stuff.

And yes, I've taken a chunk of my friends over to Linux and they've loved it. More stable and quicker to respond on less-than-cutting-edge hardware.

However, it's the average consumer that is going to be hit by this, and how many of them have one of us in their little black books?

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Re: Earth to Microsoft

Commercial won't, but what chance do the consumers stand? None. They have no voice and Microsoft are in an advantageous position because there's loads of people who won't fork out the cash for Mac, and won't feel comfortable with this, "Linux," thing that people keep talking about.

Adulterers antsy as 'entire' Ashley Madison databases leak online

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Here's one to consider

What about partners registering their unsuspecting spouses up in order to bolster a case for divorce?

I've been involved in supporting a US man who was really dropped in it by his common law wife of 19 years. She planned everything for months, only telling him on the evening before she had some friends coming around to move her gear, and possibly his too, as she called the cops and wanted them to use their 72 hour section powers to take him away because she, "feared violence from him."

Fortunately, the cops didn't believe her and he managed to stay around to defend some of the stuff that they were trying to take. But there's an entire MGTOW movement (Men Going Their Own Way) because of this behaviour.

Scheming and manufacturing of evidence to be used against a spouse in a case, is certainly not as improbable as many would casually think.

You CAN'T jail online pirates for 10 years, legal eagles tell UK govt

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Re: @ P.Lee

Here's two of my blog posts about how I saved money over Amazon with not much work...

https://ello.co/msknight/post/NaKmKxDTce8KKF3v_DZSwA

https://ello.co/msknight/post/SNK-1KY2X17Cjp4eWdFjVQ

...but as long as the money remains with the man in the middle, and tax avoidance drains society (we're closing libraries, etc.) then the only people to invest in anything, are the men in the middle, who can impose conditions on the service that means all the money comes to them anyway.

If I didn't have a mortgage, then I'd be tempted to set up a kickstarter, because I do have a firm idea to shake up the book market, and I explained it to someone who runs an indie book review/recommendation service ... his problem is that he can't do anything about it, because he's one of the service that's tied to Amazon's strings; and they're not paying anywhere near enough for him to earn enough to eventually break free.

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@ P.Lee

You are correct ... but there are nuances going on here.

It is the man in the middle that is in control of everything.

The bloggers and reviewers, even the services that support the indies, have to bow to the man in the middle. They need to keep their servers running and the only financial support they get (certainly from the book world) is from Amazon ... so the links to my books which are on my publishers site, get surpressed in favour of Amazons links.

As more of us stop viewing the mass market, the bill boards, the TV channels, the newspapers, and consume our information from the community itself (ok, even the communities free voice is add supported; but at least they're not censord, or forced to supply links to certain retailers over others) then we'll get less of this herding to perfered purchase vectors.

We are buying from the man in the middle because we don't know where else to get our goods. Lately I've stopped buying from Amazon completely. A few extra minutes spent on a web search more often than not, bags me the same goods at a cheaper price, from a high street retailer.

It is in OUR hands to change this. I know that I haven't got the money to pay for advertising ... but even if I did, I'd be very dubious about the return I'd be getting for my investment as we run add blockers etc. ... we HATE advertisements ... therefore we go straight to the easy retailers and fail to search ... we just hit the buy it now button.

Social media HAS proven its worth in promoting people. Shades wouldn't have even been picked up if it wasn't for the community enthusiasm surrounding it.

*sigh* and even this is a simplistic chop-down of what's going on.

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Re: I'm a creator and consumer...

It also applies to books; which is my artistic enterprise. Sales through my publisher directly, net me a reasonable amount; I'm lucky to have a publisher who has a fair view of society, endeavour, etc.

Plug that through Amazon, and you've got a serious drain on the revenue stream.

Films are a different model ... artists are employees and paid a salary for their worth, and is a whole other argument to that of writers, musicians, or other artists from various fields who are relying on a percentage of the sales. Films are funded by investors who take a chance and front up the cash to the people that create it; the artists aren't reliant on the on-going sales ... unless they take a percentage of revenue as their payment and that's a chance they take ... but again it still holds. Indie film makers enjoy a different place in my heart than those of the big guns.

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I'm a creator and consumer...

...and to bring my long and detailed view down to a few badly crafted sentences...

There will always be pirates, there will always be piracy. However, I think there is a reasonable portion of, "honest," folk who don't think they're damaging the artist because the bulk of the profit is swallowed by the man in the middle; the corporate.

Change that model, and then you stand a chance of using the argument that you're hurting the artist ... I believe that would change the hearts of the average pirate; and then a chance that society as a whole might reject piracy as socially unacceptable.

I remember when CD's first came out, there were rages at how little the artists were getting from sales of recordings ... and that's stuck ever since.

China shutters 50 websites for spreading explosion 'rumours'

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Coat

Re: Woah. Thank $DEITY for $REDACTED Freedom of the Press

"but if there was some sort of independent body of journalistic ethics (assuming there are any ethical journalists left to form such a body) that would slap down those using spin or just outright lying I wouldn't consider it a bad thing."

Well, there go any campaigns for government offices then... Mind you, the takedown of Faux News would probably be welcomed; either that or they'd be forced to put, "This show is for entertainment only," at the bottom of the screen on all their broadcasts.