* Posts by Mayor Boris

14 posts • joined 23 May 2013

Jodie Who-ttaker? The Doctor is in

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Coat

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It's all about suspenders of disbelief, shirley...

Electrons ride huge plasma tubes above Earth

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Proof at last

Looks like noodly appendages to me...

Popular crypto app uses single-byte XOR and nowt else, hacker says

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Trollface

Steganography? I think the thumbs down was for your apparent condescension...

Amazon cloud threatens to SMASH the fundamental laws of PHYSICS

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Headmaster

GrammAARGH!

That's good news for you and I...

Good news for I, is it?

Holy sh*t! Amsterdam man in pop-up public toilet shock horror

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Re: Golden showers (don't Google that)

Living by the Grand Union canal, we often hear of men's bodies being fished out. They are invariably found with their willies out for exactly this reason.

MEN: For pity's sake SLEEP with LOTS of WOMEN - and avoid Prostate Cancer

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Re: Rubbish science

10 times a day? You need to get laid.

'Windows 9' LEAK: Microsoft's playing catchup with Linux

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Re: Meeeh

[DllImport("user32.dll")]

private static extern IntPtr CreateDesktop(string lpszDesktop, IntPtr lpszDevice, IntPtr pDevmode, int dwFlags, long dwDesiredAccess, IntPtr lpsa);

[DllImport("user32.dll")]

private static extern bool CloseDesktop(IntPtr hDesktop);

[DllImport("user32.dll")]

private static extern IntPtr OpenDesktop(string lpszDesktop, int dwFlags, bool fInherit, long dwDesiredAccess);

Etc.

Feature has been hidden in windows for years, I've written a few implementations of this for personal use over time, and there are many 3rd party apps which make use of the above.

Jimbo Wales: ISP smut blocking systems simply 'ridiculous'

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@NomNomNom

Excellent example of trolling sir, for people who need reminding what it means.

Mint 15 freshens Ubuntu's bad bits

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Re: I am on my 15th attempt at installing Debian

You mean the people instlling it?

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Glasgow subway's new smart tickets aren't, moan passengers

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Re: Boo Hoo

Move to Ipswich? Can't be much difference in property prices between the two.

Doctor Who? 12th incarnation sought after Matt Smith quits

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Re: Peter Serafinowicz

Thought you meant Jerry Sadowitz there for a minute. How good would that be?

Anonymous 'plonks' names, addresses of far-right EDL types on web

Mayor Boris

"My keyword was 'widespread'. You're talking about two very, very fringe groups, loudly condemned by basically all of Christianity."

The Roman Catholic Church is a "very fringe group" now?

EU boffins in plan for 'more nutritious' horsemeat ice cream

Mayor Boris

Surely you realise why Walls make both ice-cream and sausages?

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