Posts by Mtech25

Well we are no doubt minutes for a socital collapse here

Anyone want to Join my Leather clad marauder gang? The ability to grow a green Mohawk is not necessary but will help in your application.

People's front of Anonymous?

F*ck off we're Anonymous people's Front.. People Front of Anonymous indeed bunch of w*nkers

If i was in charge of Dell

I would use that 67 Beeeellllion dollars to create new Technology and patents, maybe even buying up a couple of new patents sure it may be a risk but I suspect throwing it all at EMC might be a bigger one.

How i suspect it will go

Nasa Speaker :HI All the good news is that Nasa have found an advanced civilization willing to share all its technology with us, the bad news is Nasa is now in charge

(Nasa speaker laugh manically and pushes a button which send an energy beam at the US congress vaporizing it) .

Nasa Speaker: lets seem them cut our funding now!

Obviously he has yet to meet my legion of Knife wielding Rhumbas

Sooon you will be cowering before me BwUAHHA

Now if only I could get them to stop going into walls...

Two words

Batman and Robin

Enough said

Hmm one does wonder

Facebook are due to realise earnings on the 28th of this month, the rather cynical side in me wonders if it was something to tempt the investors into push the stock higher so they use that to report higher profits and keep the gravy train rolling or am I just cynical?

Taking a look at current news headlines

I think I for one would welcome our new robot overlords but then again humans are programming them.

You know who i feel sorry for

Cardiff. I Hope the Cobra Committee is already plan to send the military in with large amount of Earplugs.

Can we include a warning please el reg

For the Reddit thread may i suggest the following

"for anyone reading the reddit thread, the further you go down the more faith you will loose in humanity."

ISIS would be an interesting name for an IT company

I think they would run an extreme version of BOFH law,

"How dare you Infidel pig, install that application with out IT approval".

Don't worry El Reg

We have all been ignored by the pretty popular girls, unless of course they need there computer fixed.

And here i thought

El Reg was using the phrase Jesus phone sarcastically.

Could of been worse

They could have been brought out by EA who will no doubt implement a micro transaction system in regards to what minecraft blocks you are able to get.... I have just given M$ an idea haven't I?

My response to all of this is....

MEH.

Although I never liked Bono too preachy while having his Hat flown 1st class.

Okay who broke the internet

Reports of Outages in the US and we have had an outage ourselves this morning and I get reports of a couple of outages from 3rd party companies as well.

What is going on here?

Sounds like they doing it for the LOLz

I wonder how much they will be laughing when American police send in the sheriff department's 3rd armed division.

Played Tropico 5

Okay plot(for a tropic game), good game play and they actually made quite a change from Tropico 4 the only thing that bugs me is the DLC which they are already releasing, maybe the Thai military Junta just doesn't like DLC. If that is the case then I would be worried if I was EA or those King games.

What el reg no el presidente icon my jacket boot thugs shall soon rectify that.

An intresting quote i heard

Everything is about sex expect for sex it self it's about power.

Personally sex is like socks for me tons of it about but I never seem to get any.

Was the extra P in copped part of the Joke?

But it is funny either way.

Bing on Mac's

Its the end of the world Human sacrifice cats and dogs living together..... mass Hysteria!

Hold on a second Microsoft owns part of apple this actually makes sense now.

Nuke it from Orbit

The only way to be sure

For Some reason

I can't get the idea out of my head that Bomber Harris would be the best man for the job.

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That is All

Does anyone know a good Mobile phone Providor

I really am looking to Ditch EE because they are a useless bunch of (the following phrasing is too extreme for even the most hardcore El reg commentard and has been deleted on legal advise).

Great the only thing i now need

Is to care about starwars again after the prequels ruined it. What might help is if the phrase Gungan relocation facility is used somewhere.

/fanboy Rant

Why the greenpeace rage

I mean they bravely scaled the Shard to show those evil oil cooperation's who is boss, I am sure BP and Shell won't spill again after such a brave and well thought out process.