* Posts by Mtech25

201 posts • joined 17 May 2013

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BT broadband is down: Former state monopoly goes TITSUP UK-wide

Mtech25
Gimp

Well we are no doubt minutes for a socital collapse here

Anyone want to Join my Leather clad marauder gang? The ability to grow a green Mohawk is not necessary but will help in your application.

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'Anonymous' says anonymous KKK dump wasn't from Anonymous

Mtech25
Devil

People's front of Anonymous?

F*ck off we're Anonymous people's Front.. People Front of Anonymous indeed bunch of w*nkers

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Dell buys out EMC in mega-super-duper $67 BEEELLLION deal

Mtech25
IT Angle

If i was in charge of Dell

I would use that 67 Beeeellllion dollars to create new Technology and patents, maybe even buying up a couple of new patents sure it may be a risk but I suspect throwing it all at EMC might be a bigger one.

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NASA announcement of MAJOR MARS DISCOVERY imminent: WHAT can it be?

Mtech25
Alien

How i suspect it will go

Nasa Speaker :HI All the good news is that Nasa have found an advanced civilization willing to share all its technology with us, the bad news is Nasa is now in charge

(Nasa speaker laugh manically and pushes a button which send an energy beam at the US congress vaporizing it) .

Nasa Speaker: lets seem them cut our funding now!

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Pavegen: The Company that can't make energy out of crowds tries to make money out of them

Mtech25
Pint

Re: What a complete and utter pile of crap

Good idea, Now if we attach a device to the pub patrons arm that generates leccy whenever they lift there pint then we might solve the energy issue ,given a few more pints we could possibly solve the world's problems.

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Something's missing in our universe: Boffins look into the SUPERVOID

Mtech25
Joke

Re: We need more digits

The question is, is it cold enough for a northerner to finally wear a coat?

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AI guru Ng: Fearing a rise of killer robots is like worrying about overpopulation on Mars

Mtech25
Devil

Obviously he has yet to meet my legion of Knife wielding Rhumbas

Sooon you will be cowering before me BwUAHHA

Now if only I could get them to stop going into walls...

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Is it humanly possible to watch Gigli and Battlefield Earth back-to-back?

Mtech25
Devil

Two words

Batman and Robin

Enough said

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Facebook is MORE IMPORTANT to humanity than PORTUGAL

Mtech25
Holmes

Hmm one does wonder

Facebook are due to realise earnings on the 28th of this month, the rather cynical side in me wonders if it was something to tempt the investors into push the stock higher so they use that to report higher profits and keep the gravy train rolling or am I just cynical?

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Hawking and friends: Artificial Intelligence 'must do what we want it to do'

Mtech25
Facepalm

Taking a look at current news headlines

I think I for one would welcome our new robot overlords but then again humans are programming them.

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Boybanders ONE DIRECTION launch DoS attack on open-source bods

Mtech25
Megaphone

You know who i feel sorry for

Cardiff. I Hope the Cobra Committee is already plan to send the military in with large amount of Earplugs.

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Titsup Twitter: We've swatted the bug that caused the outage

Mtech25
Alert

Can we include a warning please el reg

For the Reddit thread may i suggest the following

"for anyone reading the reddit thread, the further you go down the more faith you will loose in humanity."

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We're not, er, 'cut-throat' capitalists – VC formerly known as ISIS

Mtech25
Mushroom

ISIS would be an interesting name for an IT company

I think they would run an extreme version of BOFH law,

"How dare you Infidel pig, install that application with out IT approval".

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'Yes, yes... YES!' Philae lands on COMET 67P

Mtech25
Devil

Re: Interstellar

He will have to be added to the list so far i have,Justin beiber, All of one direction, Sting, Bono, Millie Cyrus and don't get me started on the amount of estate agents and lawyers we have.

Or do you want him to actually come back?

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Lindsay Lohan ignores El Reg's tender twitterly advances

Mtech25
Unhappy

Don't worry El Reg

We have all been ignored by the pretty popular girls, unless of course they need there computer fixed.

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Million Mask March: Anonymous' London Guy Fawkes protest a damp squib

Mtech25

Re: Tourist Information - the real enemy

three words

Croydon Visitors centre.

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Mtech25
Devil

Re: Morons

WRealise WRodrick!

oops wrong protest

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Mtech25
Joke

You tell me it was a damp squid

No looting at all and here i was hopping to have my Christmas shopping done

DISCLAIMER i meant this comment as a JOKE and do not take responsibility if this does encourage you to perform looting for your Christmas shopping and would not condone any such acts.

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Call of Duty, GTA V DO NOT make YOUTH more VIOLENT

Mtech25

Which is rather annoying as i have to get up for work as normal and not spend my time looting the nearby shops for supplies, well i suppose i will have to contend myself with the million and one zombie survival games.

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Mtech25
Pint

My two cents

What i found interesting was the actual scaremongering reports making gamers more violent.

My theory is that people looked at the report and felt subconsciously that they could blame video game for there violent out bursts.

But then i am not a physiologist in fact the only degree i have is in beeralogolgy.

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UNCHAINING DEMONS which might DESTROY HUMANITY: Musk on AI

Mtech25
Megaphone

Re: Truth and Nonsense .....

I found what i suspect is the amanfrommars website.

Linky

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Joan Rivers promotes iPhone 6 from BEYOND THE GRAVE

Mtech25
Pint

And here i thought

El Reg was using the phrase Jesus phone sarcastically.

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Microsoft splurges 2½ INSTAGRAMS buying Minecraft maker Mojang

Mtech25
Facepalm

Could of been worse

They could have been brought out by EA who will no doubt implement a micro transaction system in regards to what minecraft blocks you are able to get.... I have just given M$ an idea haven't I?

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BONEHEAD FANBOIS encamp outside Apple Stores

Mtech25

Re: "This couple is sponsored by VideoMedicine, which allows doctors to Skype their patients."

Skype Skype Skype lovely Skype wonderful Skype.

Bloody Vikings

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Even better than the iThing: Apple's Cook is strictly pro Bono

Mtech25
Meh

My response to all of this is....

MEH.

Although I never liked Bono too preachy while having his Hat flown 1st class.

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Dodgy Norton update borks UNDEAD XP systems

Mtech25
Devil

Re: equips tinfoil hat

Norton is just terrible, Microsoft does need to pay them to stuff something up they just need to wait.

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Apple promises iCloud security alerts, better 2FA after, er, NAKED Internet of Thingies flap

Mtech25
Joke

Re: Mothers maiden name ?

What don't you know about the big database of Mums Maiden names and School people have attend, what do you think all this big data stuff is about.

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'Stop dissing Google or quit': OK, I quit, says Code Club co-founder

Mtech25
Devil

Re: /me Applauds

To be honest I have met a few Principals which would make the world a better place if they ended up in a flaming volcano, but thumbs up for her standing up for her principles.

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Office space outfit Regus suffers 'UK-wide' network outage

Mtech25
IT Angle

Okay who broke the internet

Reports of Outages in the US and we have had an outage ourselves this morning and I get reports of a couple of outages from 3rd party companies as well.

What is going on here?

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Ouch... right in the VIDEO GAME: Lizard Squad attacks XBox, Twitch

Mtech25
Mushroom

Sounds like they doing it for the LOLz

I wonder how much they will be laughing when American police send in the sheriff department's 3rd armed division.

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Boffins build CYBORG-MOTHRA but not for evil: For search & rescue

Mtech25
Angel

Re: Anyone feel creeped out?

Here this nice and completely "normal" hat should stop those pesky thoughts.

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Assange™: Hey world, I'M STILL HERE, ignore that Snowden guy

Mtech25
Paris Hilton

Come on

If that is the case then I would... need... glasses,

Bugger

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Mtech25

Well my cousin will be happy

He is part of the Plod assigned to keep an eye out for Assange, one of the most boring jobs he has ever had.

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BANGKOK-BLOCKED: Thailand's dictators 'ban dictator sim Tropico 5'

Mtech25
Devil

Played Tropico 5

Okay plot(for a tropic game), good game play and they actually made quite a change from Tropico 4 the only thing that bugs me is the DLC which they are already releasing, maybe the Thai military Junta just doesn't like DLC. If that is the case then I would be worried if I was EA or those King games.

What el reg no el presidente icon my jacket boot thugs shall soon rectify that.

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Putin: Crack Tor for me and I'll make you a MILLIONAIRE

Mtech25
Windows

Re: Millionaire?

I was a Zimbabwean trillionaire until they decided to scrape the currency. The fall from grace was hard mine is the shabby looking coat with all the patch work on it.

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Unbridled BONKING and rampant ROGERING at YOUR office!

Mtech25
Devil

An intresting quote i heard

Everything is about sex expect for sex it self it's about power.

Personally sex is like socks for me tons of it about but I never seem to get any.

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Canuck reader threatens suicide over exact dimensions of SPAAAACE!

Mtech25
Devil

Was the extra P in copped part of the Joke?

But it is funny either way.

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The enemy of my enemy is my, well, temporary ally: Apple and Microsoft in pact against Google

Mtech25
Alert

Bing on Mac's

Its the end of the world Human sacrifice cats and dogs living together..... mass Hysteria!

Hold on a second Microsoft owns part of apple this actually makes sense now.

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TOADOCALYPSE NOW: Madagascar faces down amphibious assault

Mtech25
Mushroom

Nuke it from Orbit

The only way to be sure

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Amazon Prime hot air drone service goes a-recruiting

Mtech25
Mushroom

For Some reason

I can't get the idea out of my head that Bomber Harris would be the best man for the job.

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Jupiter's Great Red Spot becoming mere pimple

Mtech25
Devil

Re: Don't worry

Hi Peter I think you have got the wrong end of the stick, I was pretty sure he meant Attic and personally I would be well annoyed if the Russian decided to put a drilling platform in my Attic. I mean where am I meant to keep my old Computer's and may be useful one day computer parts.

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Mtech25
Joke

Don't worry

Greenpeace is already planning to scale the Shard in protest the spot will be saved in no time.

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Cloud computing is FAIL and here’s why

Mtech25
Pint

Re: Cloud Wars!

I find your lack of Database backups... disturbing

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Look out, bankers! It's Lily Cole and her (Brit taxpayer-funded) WISH-PRINTING ATM

Mtech25
Facepalm

......

-------------------->

That is All

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EE dismisses DATA-BURNING glitch with Orange Mail app

Mtech25
Facepalm

Does anyone know a good Mobile phone Providor

I really am looking to Ditch EE because they are a useless bunch of (the following phrasing is too extreme for even the most hardcore El reg commentard and has been deleted on legal advise).

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NORKS' own smartmobe pegged as Chinese landfill Android

Mtech25
Devil

Re: 7658MB RAM

maybe the Typo is the M maybe it should be a K.

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Mtech25
Angel

Nooo

Next thing you will tell me NORKS are using model airplanes as Drones

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Wookiee! CHEWIE'S BACK in Star Wars Ep VII – blab Hollywood 'sources'

Mtech25
Megaphone

Great the only thing i now need

Is to care about starwars again after the prequels ruined it. What might help is if the phrase Gungan relocation facility is used somewhere.

/fanboy Rant

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Helpdesk/Service Desk Recommendations

Mtech25

Autotask

Personally i would recommend it as it has everything you are looking for and can produce very nice and flashy reports from it.

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Greenpeace reveals WORLD'S FILTHIEST CLOUDS – and the cleanest may shock you

Mtech25
Joke

Why the greenpeace rage

I mean they bravely scaled the Shard to show those evil oil cooperation's who is boss, I am sure BP and Shell won't spill again after such a brave and well thought out process.

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