* Posts by Malagabay

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Top 10 Steve Ballmer quotes: '%#&@!!' and so much more

Malagabay
Facepalm

2005: The Kodak Moment

QUOTE

"Fucking Eric Schmidt is a fucking pussy. I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to fucking kill Google."

UNQUOTE

The "writing was on the wall" a long time ago as Windows was re-branded from 95 thru 98 thru 98SE... you can change the name but as some point the customer will realise you are just recycling the same old crap with a new logo... you can only treat your customers like "hostages" for so long before they start to rebel.

The "new leader" has a few options:

1) The Kodak Option

Continue burning the cash [like the gorilla] fighting reality until the coffers are empty.

2) The Practical Option

Stabilise the product range and start cleaning up the technical mess.

Vista, W7 and W8 get binned and XP becomes THE “Windows for Workstations”.

No more biannual re-brandings… just solid technical evolution, code cleaning and support.

3) The Heroic Option

Throw out the trash…

Revive the Windows NT Workstation code base [NT 3.51 circa 1994] and then technically update and secure as THE ongoing “Windows for Workstations”.

My guess: Option 1 followed by Chapter 11

My action: No more money for Microsoft... just old versions running as virtual machines.

Windows kernel bug-squish, IE update star in July Patch Tuesday

Malagabay
WTF?

Re: Boring without Eadon

I miss the entertainment.

Their best contributor... and for free!!!!

VC have lost the plot.

Microsoft video preview shows Windows 8.1 tablet UI options

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IT Angle

"Of particular interest are Harris' demos of the improved Apps view"

That's when I stopped reading the advert and skipped to the comments...

Please just close your eyes and ignore all the 8.1 plugs...

They will go away eventually...

Until the next great release codenamed: SQUARE WHEEL

El Reg drills into Office 365: The science of compliance

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WTF?

"IT security is becoming a problem"

I stopped reading the advert at this point.

IT security became a problem the moment Windows hit the corporate desktop a longgggggggggggggggggg longggggggggggggggggggg longggggggggggggggggggggggg time ago...

PC market facing worst-ever slump in 2013

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Mushroom

Re: @Khaptain (Windows 8)

"For those that don't know ( Typical Joe Punter types), they would continue to buy anyway."

I doubt they will continue to buy Windows because they don't need Windows... never have.

Now there is a natural progression from the smartphone to the fondle slab...

The new world is "low cost", "always on", "mobile" and "connected" without "WTF" and the BSofD.

Which rather places Windows in the same bracket as "black and white" TVs and bad B movies.

Microsoft have been in denial for years because marketing has more important than substance...

Home users have been in denial for years because they couldn't find a usable alternative...

Parents were made to feel guilty if the kids didn't have a "computa" for their education...

Corporate IT have been [mostly] too scared to make a technical decision for years...

Now there is a lot of "anger" being unleashed...

Now budgets are really tight...

Now there is a real alternative for the majority of "users"...

Now there are "users" with a real smile on their face.

Welcome to the "dumbed down" world of consumer computing.

Evidently the monkeyman was too busy with his iphone to even bother using his own products.

Evidently the monkeyman didn't realise that the marketing worked while his products didn't [for most "users"].

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