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Re: Take offense at "nag"
The alternative was "galloping pet food".
Re: RC track
Photos please ssharwood at sitpub.com
Photos or it didn't happen. ssharwood at sitpub dotcom
Re: Dear gods...
My thoughts exactly.
Re: Disappointed in El Reg
Well I'd love to tell you that we plan April 1 gags months in advance and even spend on patent applications to make them more real. But we're just not that organised. And do you know what it costs to file a patent?
Re: Re: Er... sniff test fail
Thanks B I. Lovely to have you as a reader
Re: Er... sniff test fail
Really? For starters, I won't have my byline on native marketing. And it is Just Not Something We Do At The Reg. Indeed, we mark such stuff as PROMO every time. And we do precious little of that.
Secondly, I think you're glass-half-emptying this. I look at it this story as as finding a customer-only communique, pointing out it will mean a forced migration, identifying a market shift and offered some analysis on how this could be a deeper play.
Re: Re: A better solution...
FWIW, when all we have is vaguely-related stock, we have the option to use a tag so it doesn't appear. I do so for most stories. The idea is that if the image doesn't help to tell the story, we don't use it. We also have a size limit on header images to help page load times.
Thanks - always nice to know people read deep and see the little fun bits we try to leave inside. Also tried to make that the headline but just couldn't get there.
No, my theory is not that these announcements are connected to decreasing sales. I raise the possibility that Cisco, which is on the record in an earnings call and to me personally as saying its converged systems sales are not good enough, might have felt that poorly-integrated data protection could help things along. I put that to Cisco, they deny it, so I am not sure how that comes out as Cisco-bashing.
Reference architectures are pretty dull. The "edge" in the story is an attempt to make them a teensy bit less so.
Ridiculous theories? All I did was ask Cisco if the fact two of these came along at once was a plan. And I do not point out that everyone can do what Veeam is doing with the Hyperflex API. I point out that anyone else >could<, should they choose to do so. In my conversation with Veeam they told me as much.
No it is a typo. Should be "again" fixing now.
Re: Surely Hog-zilla would have been a better moniker?
Well played. Why didn't I think of that? Don't tell the boss: I have a punning KPI and I don't think I'm going to hit it.
Also well played
Re: Facebook's 1,871 billion active users.
One wrong piece of punctuation and this is what I - deservedly - get. Fixed it now.
Re: Why do think they think the copper will be need to be replaced in 10-15 years?
I asked IA this and was told I just wanted to fight, was being difficult and should just accept what its board says.
Re: CAPS LOCK
Which is why we use it SPARINGLY, rather than for every word.
Re: Or just tell the Amazon Billionaire Jeff Bezos to pay tax
Amazon only has AWS and a Kindle store in Australia. Physical goods coming later this year.
Re: why would you believe a government "statement"
Why believe it? Because when a government is confident enough to put out a statement like that, it quadruples the ridicule it invites if proven incorrect. I assume the Indian government has little interest in blowing itself up!
Re: Virtual reality
And using those weird carts with monitors on top that roll around offices to enhance their presence in the office.
Re: Re: That's not a brontosaurus
Oh c'mon, we're not allowed to have a bit of fun with the headline? Here's how my brain worked on this one. I learned about the fact Sapho was doing its thing for Domino, which just isn't news. But the fact a company still thinks there's an opportunity to be had targeting Domino was news, so I found a fun way to present it.
That's not attitude. It's a gentle and amusing way of introducing the story.
Oh and I despise the Daily Mail.
Re: "We'll know more in March, when the PwC report into the incident emerges"
The sales team are in town and we went to ... erm ... dinner last night. That's a better excuse than 'alt.right trolls hacked my Twitter', I hope.
Accent? It's the rest of you doing it wrong ...
Re: Very interesting - slight "but"
IMHO telling the story with images and sound makes it more interesting. Reg writers get the opportunity to see some cool stuff. I think (hope?) it serves readers well to share those experiences in the most visceral way we can muster.
Second, we like to play with new storytelling ideas and techniques. And it's probably important we do so to keep the team and site evolving.
Re: Re: Interesting - Thank You
Noted. I use a thing called "Sounslides" to do these. It can do captions. Now I need to learn how to make them work ...
Re: Please stop this ill informed and click bait 'journalism'
A few of things to address here.
The Reg is not targeting Xen. But when we see nasty bugs in anything we think readers are likely to use, we report them. When a stream of nasty bugs appears in the same code, we report the ongoing issues. Look at our reporting on Google Cloud outages.
I missed the comments about the media because I based this report on George Dunlap's blog post and posts to xen-devel in recent days. I glanced at the Jan 5 thread that contains the comments about media, but realised this month's thread was more recent and therefore directed readers to it.
If Xen thinks we're going overboard with our coverage of its bugs, the folks there know where to find us. Indeed, George Dunlap has posted here a few times on this story alone!
On the charge of clickbait, I've never seen a project, commercial or open source, make a suggestion like this. That makes it newsworthy. And believe me there's about a zillion ways to headline this story to make it really scary and negative. I can imagine others going with "Amazon's core open source cloud engine wants to hide security problems". THAT's clickbait. IMHO this story quite soberly reports the blog post, quotes liberally from it, shows readers where they can learn more, tries to tell a story about the debate
I mean I made a tyop. They order was announced in Oct 2016. I typed 2017. Because stooipd
Re: surprised ...
Nah. Figured y'all knew about BOFH already. And besides, who says it is fiction?
Re: Cheeky Amanda Palmer reference?
I think you'll find Ms Palmer was not the first to refer to the Map of Tasmania in this way. Which is a way of saying probably
Just reporting what nbn™ told me yesterday, when they updated the address finder.
I take the point that there are some premises where satellite or fixed wireless connections have been promised, but plans are not yet firm and will tweak the story to reflect that.
Thanks Dwarf. You can stay and comment again :-)
LInkedIn says Russia's letter came to its US office, but LinkedIn Ireland has responsibility for Europe. Pretty thin, yeah
Re: What I find aggravating...
A tree? What connection medium do you have? there we were thinking that FTTP and FTTN are underground. Which leaves one of the few HFC connections as possibility. What am I missing?
Re: Pressurisation Cycles
Dunno. But the landing gear surely accrue cycles too?
Re: Interesting article spoiled by SJW journo
I save my SJW activities, such as they are, for my private time. the Brexit bit was meant to be a bit of a wry gag.
Re: Feeling here
It's always the accountants who feel nervous after a merger ...
Re: Re: What's "Cricket?"
I attended the Australia vs Scotland match at Worcester in the 1999 World Cup. Australia won without getting into third gear, but Scotland comprehensively out-sang the Australians in the crowd. Scorecard: http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/current/match/65196.html
Re: Gigabit not needed, what a load of crap!
nbn says Gigabit is not needed in homes. Yes, plenty of businesses need it. And they can go buy it today from carriers other than NBN. Why don't they? Price, probably. But at least nbn will eventually have a universal service.
Re: Why Nobody buys 100mbs
Spot on Mr B - the many Australians without broadband are waiting and waiting. If you have rubbish broadband, I imagine the argument about which carriage medium is largely moot. I've written before that speed of rollout is what really matters. Once the nation has a better baseline, then we can see what services make a difference and if they need gigabit services.
Re: Re: State of the copper?
FWIW I have had three telstra copper problems in the last three years in my 100-year old inner city suburb with postmaster general signs on some pits. On each occasion my ADSL drops from its usual 15Mbps to about 4. My ISP makes me test my router with a different filter and then asks if I have a spare router (as if) and then warns that if I've called it in wrong I'll have to pay $400 to telstra for their call-out fee.
In each case it takes telstra about an hour to locate and repair the fault. The copper on my street or into my home hasn't been touched. And I've never seen the copper dug up or out.
Re: What other phones are modular and would need Greybus?
The Moto Z has interchangeable hardware add-ons. Not quite the full modular experience. But at least some flexibility
Hello |FNAME|, let me assure you I am not a bot.
I wondered that myself. No word on that AFAIK
Re: I Know!
The NSA wants to know when you have three monitors. So the ABS has to hide the fact they want to know. Or something. Look - Someone rigged my election. Those people. YOU KNOW WHO. Lock them up. And also lock up people with three monitors.
Re: This comment echos the sentiment of a large majority of readers of this article.
The cauliflower was quite nice. IMHO it is better when cut, roasted until quite brown, the pureed with salt, butter and a splash of milk. Like mash, only nuttier and better
Re: Re: Donald Trump is a plonker
Hard not to pity US voters - a campaign in which Trump offers flimsy policy based on his alleged ability as a negotiator and Clinton offers policy that won't change much. And little prospect of politics getting classier or more substantive any time soon