* Posts by WereWoof

149 posts • joined 4 May 2013

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Twitter ticks off Trump with new 'Get the facts' alert on pair of fact-challenged tweets

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Re: I, as President, will not allow it to happen!

Is that not from King of The Cops?

Beardy Branson’s 747-assisted sat-launcher can’t get it up

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Coat

Well

Who ever expected A Virgin to go all the way . . . . . I`ll get my coat

Das reboot: That's the only thing to do when the screenshot, er, freezes

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Re: Funny that

Even better, change the keyboard layout to Azerbaijan, and watch them lock themselves out of their account. Good for people who lock multi user machines so no-one else can use them.

Serial killer spotted on the night train from Newcastle

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Re: Thats just Twerk

He has a wife you know . . . .

UK COVID-19 contact-tracing app data may be kept for 'research' after crisis ends, MPs told

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Re: Anyone want to buy a Windows phone?

So glad I have a Windows phone, as you say I very much doubt there will be a version of this spyware for it.

As Brit cyber-spies drop 'whitelist' and 'blacklist', tech boss says: If you’re thinking about getting in touch saying this is political correctness gone mad, don’t bother

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Trollface

This . . .

Two young persons of opposite genders, proceeded toward the apex of a natural geologic protuberance. The purpose of their expedition was to procure a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was omniously omitted from the record. As the male person precipitously descended, he consequently sustained severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomy. A similar fate befell the female, who immediately after the male person, performed a self-rotational translation oriented in the same direction having been traversed by the young man.

Forget tabs – the new war is commas versus spaces: Web heads urged by browser devs to embrace modern CSS

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Re: Stupid millennials

It remind sme of this joke:

he European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

'Non-commercial use only'? Oopsie. You can't get much more commercial than a huge digital billboard over Piccadilly

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Re: Can I just take a moment to say F*CK TeamViewer

The same thing happened to me, now i just use AnyDesk.

Getting a pizza the action, AS/400 style

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Re: Pineapple good. Pepperoni bad.

Once, In North Shields I had a donner kebab topped pizza, It was . . . interesting,

Watch out, everyone, here come the Coronavirus Cops, enjoying their little slice of power way too much

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I usually do my shopping twice a month, but because of lemming panic buyers causing rationing of items to 3 I now have to do my shopping 3 times per week in order to get the things I usually bulk buy (to last me 2 weeks plus a couple extra in case I just need a snack rather than a full meal. I have COPD so this has greatly increased the risk to me.

Astroboffin gets magnets stuck up his schnozz trying and failing to invent anti-face-touching coronavirus gizmo

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Re: Hand Soap with Capsacin Oil

Been there, Done that, Never Ever again . . . .

That awful moment when what you thought was a number 1 turned out to be a number 2

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Re: 125 million Indians speak English

Don`t forget "My postillion has been struck by lightning" . . .

Sure, check through my background records… but why are you looking at my record collection?

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Even better:- Disco Duck . . . . . .

OK. We're off. Water ice found just below the surface of Mars. Good enough for us. Let's go. Impulse power, Mr Sulu

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Trollface

Re: Another study, another watery flip-flop

Well there must be water as it has been known for long time that there are canals on Mars as they were first described by the Italian astronomer Giovanni Schiaparelli during the opposition of 1877 . . . . . . . . .

Controversies aren't Boeing away for aircraft maker amid claims of faulty oxygen systems and wobbling wings

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Sad

It saddens me that a once great company that made some truly iconic aircraft (think 707 and 747) has come tho this state of affairs :/

I cannae do it, captain, I'm giving it all she's got, but she just cannae take another dose of bullsh!t

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Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies lie a banana . . .

Hey, it's Google's birthday! Remember when they were the good guys?

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CDI

Many years ago I used to use Copernic Desktop Search which searched all of the then search engines, Yahoo!, Lycos, Hotbot etc.

It worked well although you did get a lot of duplicated results.

It seems to have disappeared now (well it used to be free now a paid for product and only seems to search locally (ie company network rather than WWW)

Eight-hour comms lags and shock discoveries: 30 years after Voyager 2 visited gas giant Neptune

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Alert

Return

V`Ger will return in the 2270s

Has NASA's Mars Insight lander hit rock bottom? Heat probe struggles to penetrate Red Planet

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Hole in the ground

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yShvgXZQBTs

What would Jesus tweet? Church of England hands down commandments for Anglicans on social media

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That would be an ecumenical matter , , , ,

Honey, hive had it with this drone: Couple lived for years with thousands of bees in bedroom wall

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AGhhh the puns, the puns, Just Beehive all of you!

Freed whistleblower Chelsea Manning back in jail for refusing to testify before secret grand jury

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The Rockford files, season 3, Episode 7 - So Help Me God went into some length about the injustice of the Grand Jury system, It`s gives an interesting insight to the Chelsea Manning case,

Gartner squints into its crystal ball: A pholdable phuture is very far away

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Trollface

I thought Apple made foldable phones already? *Coughs and backs out*

Qualcomm wins Apple patent case, loses Apple patent case, wins Apple patent case, loses Apple patent case...

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The solution is simple, If they cannot agree then send them to Judge Judy!

WeWork restructuring bites El Reg hacks where it hurts as afternoon brew delayed

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Re: Bloody Vegans

Q: How do you know if somene is a Vegan?

A: They tell you!

Q: Why did the Vegan cross the road?

A: To tell them they are a Vegan!

Yay, we got a B for maths. Literally, a bee: Little nosy nectar nerds smart enough to add, abstract numbers

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Go

Blackadder: Right Baldrick, let's try again, shall we? This is called adding. [gestures to the beans on the table] If I have two beans, and then I add two more, what do I have?

Baldrick: Some beans.

Blackadder: [smiles, impatiently] Yesss... and no. Let's try again, shall we? I have two beans, then I add two more beans. What does that make?

Baldrick: A very small casserole.

Blackadder: Baldrick. The ape-creatures of the Indus have mastered this. Now try again. [helps him count] One, two, three... four. So, how many are there?

Baldrick: Three.

Blackadder: What?

Baldrick: And that one.

Blackadder: Three... and that one. [waves the fourth bean in front of Baldrick's face] So if I add the three to that one, what will I have?!

Baldrick: Oh! Some beans.

Blackadder: [pause] Yes. To you, Baldrick, the Renaissance was just something that happened to other people, wasn't it?

Canadians moot methods to embiggen moose monument and make Mac great again

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I think I will post anonymoosely . . . .

50 years ago: NASA blasts off the first humans to experience a lunar close encounter

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Those men had BALLS of STEEL'

I Was living in The Bahamas at the time of some of the launches and could see the glow in the sky from the engines.

Just awe inspiring.

Stairway to edam: Swiss bloke blasts roquefort his cheese, thinks Led Zep might make it tastier

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Bobby Vee: -

Baby Bel, I come bouncin' back to you

Baby Bel, I come bouncin' back to you

I'm like a Baby Bel

Baby that's all that I am to you (bouncy, bouncy) (bouncy, bouncy)

Just a Baby Bel

'Cause you think you can be true to two (bouncy, bouncy) (bouncy, bouncy)

You bounce my heart around (you don't even put her down)

And like a Baby Bel, I come bouncin' back to you

Baby Bel, I come bouncin' back to you

If you stretch my love till it's thin enough to tear

I'll just stretch my arms to reach you anywhere

And like a Baby Bel, I'll come bouncin' back to you

Baby Bel, I'll come bouncin' back to you

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Queen - I want to eat Brie!

Microsoft Windows 10 October update giving HP users BSOD

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I wish I could upvote this a million more times, It`s exactly what I have been saying since day one, As for the new features, why not let US decide what ones we want to download and install?

Attempt to clean up tech area has shocking effect on kit

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Re: the Disturbed cover of the song is absolutely worth checking out

Also: Metalium - Smoke on the Water and Turmion Katilot - Stormbringer are great covers.

You're alone in a room with the Windows 10 out-of-the-box apps. What do you do?

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Just bring back the windows 98 UI (minus the crashiness) and I would be ecstatic!

Man cuffed for testing fruit with bum cheek pre-purchase

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Perhaps he was an in disguise Borg and trying to ass-imilate it . . .

Berkeley bio-boffins' butt-blasting belly-bothering batt-teria generates electricity

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Re: Will someone please think.....

Just get P.E.T.A on the case!

Self-driving cars will be safe, we're testing them in a massive AI Sim

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Just wait for the day the AI thinks it is playing Frogger or Carmageddon.

Basic bigot bait: Build big black broad bots – non-white, female 'droids get all the abuse

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Re: I can see where this will lead

There was the DRN android Dorian in Almost human.

GDPRmageddon: They think it's all over! Protip, it has only just begun

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@AC

> adverts not controlled by myself were hoovering up any data

And who put those adverts hoovering up data on your site ?

Read the post the ads would placed by the hosting company not myself , I would have no control over them.

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Standard disclaimer "IANAL" A long time ago I used to run a site, no registration needed, no data collected by myself (This was before the days when hosting companies inserted adverts),. So if I was to resurrect this site how would I be able to comply with GDPR if the hosting site and adverts not controlled by myself were hoovering up any data?

You know that silly fear about Alexa recording everything and leaking it online? It just happened

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Re: Total overreaction going on here!

Unless you have someone called Rich in your contacts list who would be very surprised to get such message!

US Congress mulls expanding copyright yet again – to 144 years

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I do have a question: If, say I were to create a cartoon character for a film that I made in say 1960 and copyrighted that character, if then in 1970 I made a 2nd film with the same character, would that extend the copyright on that character for another 10 years? IANAL (obviously) I am just curious to know.

Heir to SMS finally excites carriers, by making Google grovel

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Obligatory XKCD

https://xkcd.com/927/

There is no perceived IT generation gap: Young people really are thick

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As my father used to say about some people he interviewed for positions as civil/mechanical and electrical engineers - "Yesterday I couldn`t spell engineer, now I are one"

Best thing about a smart toilet? You can take your mobile in without polluting it

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Thumb Up

Once again I find myself wishing to be able to upvote articles as well as comments!

Ass-troplastic! Printing parts from p.. er... human waste

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Crimp off a few logs and make a log cabin?

2001 set the standard for the next 50 years of hard (and some soft) sci-fi

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Re: Still Waiting...

My 2 bits: Poul Anderson`s The dancer from Atlantis, All of Alan Dean Fosters Humanx series (especially The Tar-Aiym Krang).

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Re: HAL

Asimov explored this in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Evitable_Conflict

Too many bricks in the wall? Lego slashes inventory

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Anyone remember Airfix Betta Bilda?

My PC is broken, said user typing in white on a white background

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Had this at one place I worked and some evil swine changed the persons keyboard locale to Azebaijan ,It took MIS 3 weeks to sort it out.

Long haul flights on a one-aisle plane? Airbus thinks you’re up for it

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Re: The Golden Age of flying is over

Upvoted for VC10, Loved flying in them to The Bahamas.

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