* Posts by Vladimir Plouzhnikov

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Amazon: Put our ALWAYS ON MICROPHONE in your house, please. WHAT?

Vladimir Plouzhnikov

This is bad but inevitable

On the face of it it sounds like the staple of a lot of Sci-Fi novels - a house run by an AI which answers you questions, keeps your appointments, reminds you of things, orders pizza, books tickets and offers advice and encouragement when you feel a bit low.

This would appeal to a lot of people and that's why it will become popular (if not in this incarnation but the next or the one after that).

Unfortunately, the AIs in Sci-Fi novels are all run locally, they are loyal to you and they are under your control at all times. This Echo thing is anything but - it's an agent of a third party permanently present in your home. It is controlled by that third party, it works for that third party and it serves only that third party's interests - but it feels as if it works for you.

And because of how it feels a lot of people will be too ignorant to see the difference until it's too late!

This system is a trusted element in you home. "Trusted" means an element which, if compromised, compromises the whole system.

In Sci-Fi novels your AI is a trusted element which is secure unless compromised by the villain-du-jour, which may make for an interesting plot twist. With Echo it comes to you already pre-compromised.

I guess the correct classification for that gadget is "trojan horse"

Trickle-down economics works: SpaceShipTwo is a prime example

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Re: Not Trickle-down economics...

"it doesn't count because no-one actually pays for the patent to expire, so people effectively gain some technology for free."

LOL, this is simply because by then we will have already paid for it as until the patent expired the technology was being provided at a premium.

All a patent does (or at least what it's supposed to do if not abused) is it brings some of the future cashflow from implementation of the technology forward and concentrate it for the benefit of the patent holder as an incentive for investors and inventors to innovate and take risk.

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There are generally 2 ways to go about progress in commercialisation of a difficult and risky high-energy technology, such as space travel:

1) making incremental steps from simple to more complex, risking an occasional disaster but keeping the commercial risks manageable; or

2) sitting and waiting for the government to do all the development work and bring it to you wrapped up in gift paper and ready for use.

If you choose No.2 you will wait for 100 years for it to become ready and when you get it you will realise that it's too heavy to fly, too expensive to operate and you can't actually use it because of health and safety and anti-money laundering regulations. In the meantime, your competitors will have been running their commercial operations for years and you'd stand no chance of competing with them in any case.

If you choose No.1 - you have to do it like Branson unless you are Carlos Slim or Bill Gates and can afford to burn a few billion USD in the case it all goes kaput (technically or commercially).

Russians hear Tim Cook is gay, pull dead Steve Jobs' enormous erection

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Re: blame for it lies with the West

"Of course it's Someone Else's Fault."

This is not unique to Russia. Just listen to a PMQ session or watch an episode of Apprentice.

"Ne uvazhayut, blya!"

There is that, of course. Especially among the incompetents who suddenly found themselves in positions of power through no achievements of their own but purely because they are close to the "Tsar". Yet, they then expect to be respected and not just feared and become angry when it doesn't happen.

But the problem of double standards in Western relationships with Russia is real and it is that what fuels the nationalism and pushes the Russian population to support Putin. And it has always been there since the end of the Cold War, even before Putin appeared anywhere near to the top political position.

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Re: Love and Hate @dan1980

"The West" would rather see Russia run as a stable, democratic nation with a functioning economy. For the security and happiness of its people, and also "ours".

As I said - it's for another discussion. But you are being very naive, anyway. "The West" is comprised of multitude of powerful groups but so it happened that the oligarchy which currently runs the US wants to see Russia as anything but what you say.

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From the Russian media sources it appears that the whole thing happened something like this:

- the "monument" (a large touch-screen monitor in the shape of an oversized iPhone 4) was initially installed by some sort of private PR agency a few month ago.

- a few days ago (before Tim Cook has made his announcement) they have notified the authorities that they will remove the object for repairs.

- yesterday they dismantled the thing but claimed Tim Cook's announcement was the reason (plus that Apple is a tool of the NSA anyway).

- promptly, a well known local right-wing religious nutcase Milonov - the official author of the anti-gay propaganda law - attached himself to the event.

"Will you now give up the use of iPhone, Mr Milonov", - asked him the journalist. "Don't be a fetishist - iPhone is just a phone for me", - was the answer.

So, a broken electronic ad display in need of repairs, commandeered not once but twice for odious-PR-opportunity-du-jour self-promotion stunts - that's what it all is.

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Re: Love and Hate @dan1980

"At least in principal, 'western' countries like the ones you mention, believe that humans are equal and should have equal rights."

I disagree with that. I don't think anyone among the ruling classes in the West actually believe in equality and freedom. However, they know very well that letting hoi polloi have an illusion of equality and freedom makes them work better and be less of a threat to the powers that be.

And much of the "tolerance" apparently existing in the Western societies is unfortunately based on the enforcement of social rules and laws rather than on intrinsic natural virtue. If you one day declare all anti-discrimination laws null and void - the pogroms and lynchings will start within hours.

On the other hand, while I don't think our system is stable and sustainable in the long term it still is arguably much preferable to the paroxysms of medieval bigotry gripping Russia at the moment.

Russia is plunging into a period of darkness, no doubt.

Much if not most of the blame for it lies with the West and that is a subject of another discussion.

3D printed guns: This time it's for real! Oh, wait – no, still crap

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This is a wonderful idea!

A gun that shoots the shooter in the face. Especially a moron who would attempt to shoot it "gangster"-style, that is - turned sideways.

I believe that police forces should disseminate this gun among the criminal elements as widely as possible. The gun crime will go down to zero in no time at all.

Antares apocalypse: Orbital points finger at turbopump FAIL

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Re: "the Antares rocket was detonated by the range safety officer"

I dunno. Watching the video, I'd say they had plenty of those spiraling things flying off in all directions at Wallops. They were probably whistling too, but they had to compete with the shockwave of a couple of hundred tons of kerosene and liquid oxygen exploding all at once. I bet you didn't have that at the local bonfire night :-)

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Re: In this case, it's not the technology.

"The big issue is "why?"

The press-release said "a turbopump-related failure" which is very vague and it would be really interesting to know exactly.

It is was indeed a turbopump failure then most likely it's either due to pitting corrosion or general deterioration of the crystalline structure of the metal due to aging. It would be downstream of the pump - in the outlet casing or even in the feed lines - a burn-through resulting in a massive pressurised fuel leak. It still does not rule out a failure in the new articulated piping made by Aerojet.

In any case, continuing using these engines is out of the question for Orbital as it will present an unacceptable political and reputational risk for the company.

Taylor Swift dumps Spotify: It’s not me, it’s you

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Not what it seems

I don't believe it's a principled position of a hard done-by talent.

I think she is simply doing her masters' bidding in the "rights-holders" v Spotify war that has been going on for years now. A cliff richard of the Internet streaming...

Trolls pop malformed heads above bridge to sling abuse at Tim Cook

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Re: Words fail

That guy Milonov is an opportunist sensing where the wind is blowing from and trying to take advantage of it because he failed trying to carve a niche for himself in another way.

He apparently started his political career as a liberal (woah there!). That did not work well, so he then converted to Orthodoxy, reclassified himself as an ultra-right wing religious nutcase and, hey, there's no stopping him ever since! Except, the anti-gay propaganda law is his only achievement to date, so he is understandably protective of it.

The degree of opportunistic bigotry he is prepared to stoop for is so amazing that a couple of years ago the fed up St Petersburg Communists(!) sent a public petition to the city's Head of Committee for Culture (after Milonov's opposition to Madonna doing a show there) requesting to invite Milonov to perform himself instead of Madonna, with a set-list of patriotic hymns and sexual education ballads. :-)

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Re: Terrorists!

"So the West has values just as the Muslim world has values. It just has tolerance in addition to its values."

That hasn't always been the case though. Ironically, the Jews have experienced the Western "tolerance" on their own skin many times and not only in the 20th Century...

Muslims are simply going through their aggressive phase now, which Christians have already gone through (or so we like to think and certainly hope).

I am quite sure that with time Muslims will denounce the satanist cults in their midst and will look back at the likes of ISIS like we look at Senior Torquemada & Co today.

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"Those plagued by it need help thru love"

What they usually mean by that is "tough love". Like beating the crap out of you, followed by a stint in an iron maiden, culminating in chopping your head off. All for the sake of saving your immortal soul or ensuring you go to heaven #7 with 7.0E1 virgins at your service.

Virgin 'spaceship' pilot 'unlocked tailbooms' going through sound barrier

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Re: "putting paid to the idea that"

No, it's the way of expressing the modern fears of sabotage and interference by Russians - when Putin' paid to this idea or that...

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Re: Over-Speed lock

The whole thing with this feathered mode is that it is meant to be used at very high speeds. However, it appears that it must not be engaged while under power, so an engine-feathering interlock would be more appropriate.

P.S. Eh, DropBear beat me to it! :-)

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Re: "Wealthy customers have signed up in large numbers to see a black sky "

"Climb a remote mountain or sail offshore - at night"

Aha. Or just close your eyes and shout "whooosh!!!"

Pro-ISIS script kiddies deface West Yorkshire egg-chasers' site

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Premature conclusions?

"I love you Isis"

Could have easily been a misdirected message from Osiris...

Dead pilot named in tragic Virgin Galactic spaceship crash

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Re: It could have been RB (and his staff (and maiden voyage crew))

"Maybe it is time for a sea-change at the helm of the Virgin supertanker"

Then again, maybe it isn't.

"time for low energy flight"

Which is what - being carried on fairy's wings?

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Re: RB's real interest isn't space, that's just a bonus.

It all really depends on how tight his budget is for this project.

This will push back any prospect of commercial operations by 2 years at least - does he have cash to fund it through? What will the delay do to the NPV of the project and will it be able to recover? Is he prepared to take the risk while sinking more capital into it or is he going to cut the losses and stop?

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"And yet nothing deterred their dreams, or the companies that pushed ever higher, ever faster designs.

What will happen here?"

Yes, to put things in perspective - one person died and one has been seriously injured in this accident.

Not a second later there was a media storm with "experts" and commentators crawling out of all corners shouting that they always knew spaceflight was unacceptably dangerous, that it can never be safe and that this is the end of commercial spaceflight.

At the same time "A search for two missing fishermen whose trawler sank in the North Sea has been called off, the Maritime and Coastguard Agency (MCA) said". Few days ago there was a fire at a fireworks warehouse leaving 2 people dead. There has been many road accidents around the world, no doubt killing lot more people - just in the day or so since the SS2 crashed. I still don't hear any impassioned calls for abandoning commercial fishing as unacceptably dangerous or banning all motor transport on safety grounds.

When Columbia broke up on reentry - 7 people died and it was the cause of a great political bruhaha, STS flights suspended for years due to "unacceptable safety risks", yet at the same time over 100 people died in a night club fire somewhere in Long Island and no one called for immediate closing down of all night clubs for fire risk evaluation and implementation of "return to dance" program.

The bottom line is - politicians and pundits couldn't care less about the loss of human life. They only put a mournful look on their faces when a particularly "sexy" death gives them a nice PR opportunity.

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Re: Not Necessarily the Engine

The Chief Investigator is now saying that there has been an uncommanded feathering (although without saying that it was the cause of the accident at this stage).

Slowing device 'deployed early'

Apple CEO Tim Cook: My well-known gayness is 'a gift from God'

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Re: Good for him

"a man shall not sleep with another man as with a woman"

God actually said "a man shall not sleep with another man as with a woman if he is not gay to start with".

The problem was that the scribe he hired to put his words on paper was deaf on one ear and had a few pints already, this being late in the day, so he missed out the important bits...

I challenge anyone to prove to me it wasn't so.

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Re: Principled guy

No, he just suggested they should consider investing elsewhere if they don't like the way he runs the company. Just a little bit of a hubris here, not the evidence of a principled position.

I guarantee you, he would have been less defiant if he knew that the people he proposed it to had enough votes to sack him, though.

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"Do you have similar 'logical' objections to people saying that they're pround to be Russian/British/American/etc. or proud to be a member of the Plouzhnikov/Ly/Jackson/etc. family?"

Yes. Proud for their achievements but feel lucky/happy to belong.

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One cannot be proud of being (or not) gay as that is not something one can achieve by one's own labour or skill.

Being proud of something means taking credit for it and you shouldn't claim credit for what nature gave you through no effort of your own, Mr Cook. You can be grateful or resentful of it but your pride is misplaced.

Ex-Soviet engines fingered after Antares ROCKET launch BLAST

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Engines fingered

It's obvious that the problem was with some component of the engines. The really important bit is with which one?

If the fire started due to materiel or manufacturing defect in the original parts - that will be a big issue, which will make further use of the stockpiled motors difficult or impossible and put the continuation of the Antares program at risk.

If that was a fault in the new components (Aeroject has designed new articulated feed lines to increase the gimbaling angle) - that will be a much lesser issue. One that can be easily fixed in the future.

Let's just wait and see what the investigation will show.

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Re: Depressing @Mark 85

"The second was that the designer was killed on the Launchpad when a rocket being fueled blew up."

That is not the case. You probably mistaken it for the Nedelin accident - that was an ICBM being tested on the pad, fully fueled when the 2nd stage motors ignited because of a fault in the sequencer electronics. That thing had totally different engines, operating on hypergolic fuel.

Now, N1-L3 (with NK-15 engines - the precursors to NK-33/AJ-26 on Antares) did blow up on the pad during one test, producing one of the largest non-nuke explosions in the history of humanity, but that was when the engines were unnecessarily cut off by on-board automatics after it detected a problem with one (of 30!) turbopump. Basically, the rocket took off then fell back down on the pad - similar to Antares. No one was killed or injured in the accident.

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Re: Soviet Products

There was never Soviet vodka in the Soviet Union.

We had Soviet Whisky, Soviet Gin, Soviet Champagne but vodka was always "Russian" or "Moscow" or "Stolichnaya" etc. 8-|

BONFIRE of the MEGA-BUCKS: $200m+ BURNED in SECONDS in Antares launch blast

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Lucky escape for the pad

A bit of a consolation is that the falling rocket just missed the pad and the tank farm and crashed onto an empty bit of sand, so the damage to the facilities looks mainly cosmetic:

launch-pad-looking-south-after-failure.jpg

There are no signs of any rocket remaining though!

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Re: Whereas....

A human on Earth (say in Antarctica) won't last 20 minutes if you leave him outside naked. But people don't go outside naked in Antarctica (unless from out of a sauna and then only for a few seconds).

Dressing appropriately for the occasion is the key.

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Yep. Let's see how well can the Opportunity wipe the dust off its solar panels. Ah, no, let's not look at that, let's just watch the Curiosity switching that spare tyre... What do you mean it drives backwards now?! You mean it can't swap a tyre?

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"humans are no longer necessary in space exploration"

How so?

WHITE HOUSE network DOWN: Nation-sponsored attack likely

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Re: why would any

"You know the PA booking a flight."

Hello! Air Force One? This is the White House. Ah, I'd like to book 1 first class, 20 business and 82 economy return tickets to Nu-, no... Neu-, no... New-port. Yep. Ah, you're fully booked on that day? Oh, that's a bummer. Yes, I heard there's going to be a NATO summit, that's why... What? Ah, you have availability for the following week? Well, OK but throw in some free tickets to Stoned Hedge or something, you know... HOW MUCH DID YOU SAY IT IS?!!?! You know what? I'll just book Virgin Atlantic over the internet, thank you.

NATO declares WAR on Google Glass, mounts attack alongside MPAA

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Really puzzling, this one

I mean - everyone knows that movie theatres are in business of selling popcorn. Why are they so concerned about some movies being copied?? Conspiracy!

KRAKKOOOM! Space Station supply mission in PODULE PRANG EXPLOSION CHAOS

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Re: So it wasn't supposed to do that then?

Obviously, a major malfunction...

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Re: just like the good old days.

Turbopumps are notorious for being a failure point but it appears in this case either a nozzle or a fuel line has ruptured. Although the video is not of sufficient quality to say for sure but before the explosion there was a big flare up in the direction of the exhaust, which suggests that the fuel was still being supplied at pressure for a while but it was burning outside of containment.

El Reg spends One Night in Hell with Queen's Brian May

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Re: Typo

Crosseyed viewing works very well and I use it all the time (see sites like phereo.com) but parallel viewing has some advantages. Mainly, it retains the perception of scale (where crosseyed images appear smaller subjectively). But parallel free-viewing is only possible for very small-size pairs - so a viewer like OWL is usually required.

There are more expensive adjustable prismatic or periscopic viewers which allow one to view cross- or parallel-eyed stereopairs of virtually any size, but OWL works just fine with the "standard"-size cards.

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Re: Excellent!

I have it and it's good fun. The only problem is that the print resolution is not as good as that of a photo film and, inevitably, you see the dots making up the image. But that is the fault of the media and not the authors...

NTT thinks it's defined the PERFECT AMPERE with a cunning trap

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Re: What is the El Reg Unit of Current?

I don't know but would propose "electron-deadbolts" for the former and "sparks" for the latter...

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Re: @Reg Number of electrons != current

Yeah, this thread is going to cause a great re-Volt in modern physics...

Computer misuse: Brits could face LIFE IN PRISON for serious hacking offences

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Definitions

"Damage to national security" = "a major embarrassment for the government, resulting in it having to publicly admit disregarding the law and making further manipulation of public opinion more awkward or difficult"

"Damage to the environment" = "a Cabinet minister being forced to resign due to exposition of a sexual impropriety/financial irregularities/drug abuse"

Bless them, the politicians. Sometimes they are as transparent in their motivations as little children...

Edward who? GCHQ boss dodges Snowden topic during last speech

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"we strain sinews to locate hostages imprisoned in dark and dangerous places"

What is the point of searching for hostages if HMG will then do bugger all about them and make it look like it is some kind of extremely clever and brave thing to [not] do (when in fact it is just a matter of washing their hands of any responsibility)?

"Hey Mr Hostage, we've found you! At last! Now, because, as you may very well know, we don't negotiate with or pay ransoms to terrorists, we will await with interest the appearance of the videos of your head being separated from your neck. That will give us a nice propaganda point and will remind the public just how much we care about our citizens, should they get into trouble in a conflict zone which we helped so much to create... Oh, wait a moment - scratch that last one!"

Watersports-friendly e-reader: Kobo's Aura H2O is literary when wet

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Re: No Amazon Lock-in is possibly the best feature.

I'm buying ebooks from Amazon all the time and all of them are DRM-free and not locked-in. Not anymore, that is. *cough*

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Re: Endangered Species

"I'm still using my original Kindle, sadly the damn thing simply won't die, so I've got no excuse to upgrade."

Now I'll have to - some time ago they sent me a questionnaire. Standard stuff, "do you like this or that about Kindle", "what would you like to change" etc. So, I replied - "I want page turning buttons - add the buttons and I'll buy a new one". And what did they do? They've made a new one with buttons!

Now I'll have to buy a Voyage when it's out - man has to keep his promises and all that...

Will.i.am gets CUFFED as he announces his new wristjob, the PULS

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Re: i.amPULS

No acronym. Just a rapperist way of saying "I am a bean" (or "I am a lentil")...

Microsoft left red-faced after DMCAs dished out to Windows bloggers

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Make it like a memory!

Why? Because of Barbra, of course...

Didn't I like to holdguide you inwith my handmouse

I was doing you no harm

I made you understand

All my life I've been that way

It happened long ago

Hardened Hydrazine the source of Galileo satnav FAIL

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Re: This ain't rocket science

I'm sure they are using the liquid He for fuel tanks pressurisation. It's also a well understood and tested solution. Which makes the whole thing a really frustrating head-banging moment for the engineers.

Adobe spies on reading habits over unencrypted web because your 'privacy is important'

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Re: DRM-Free Library

Actually, I think Kobo is using the Adobe Digital Editions DRM system, so it is probably just as screwed.

I personally use Kindles where de-DRM is easy and if it will ever start getting difficult - Amazon can kiss goodbye to my custom. Kindle has an option where it reports the page you are on to their server so that you could synch to it if you read the same book using another Kindle, but it can be switched off (which I invariably do).

Also, I normally keep my Kindles in offline ("airplane") mode and none of them has ever complained. So far. Just like with DRM, if this ever changes - out goes the Kindle, but I think Jeff Bezos knows this and he won't do it.

Adobe, on the other hand, is staffed and run by voyeuristic control freaks - you can see it designed into all of their software. They are pushing hard the always-require-connection-home always-ask-daddy's-permission model in every area - licensing, DRM etc. They would claim it is the evil publishers that demand it from them but that's crap - they are the culprits.

Revenge smut bullies who send 'grossly offensive' messages WILL be prosecuted

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"Old fashioned morality wasn't created to spoil people's fun, despite what many people think. It's there because it's good for you."

It was never there because it was good for you. It existed as it provided stability for the societies of the time and made them controllable, given the low average levels of education, medical knowledge and technology.

As societies evolve and become more sophisticated and advanced, a lot of old rules becomes obsolete and only destabilises them instead. In a similar way to rules that make sense for controlling pre-school children not being suitable for teens or adults.