* Posts by Vladimir Plouzhnikov

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Euro satellite ‘heard’ Japanese megaquake in SPACE

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Re: Can someone reduce my ignorance?

Actually, the speed of sound in gases is independent from pressure and density and is only a function of temperature.

However, it is still strange where the 1150 m/s is coming from as the the speed of sound falls with decrease in temperature...

Heavily armed dolphins on rampage in Black Sea

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Upon return

They'll be broken to privates and given 10 demerits each. That'll teach 'em!

Jennifer Lopez gets you more Facebook friends than Iron Maiden

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OMG!

Zuckerberg was here and downvoted my post! 8-()

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You are what you Like

But

Young man says you are what you eat - eat well.

Old man says you are what you wear - wear well.

You know what you are, you don't give a damn;

Bursting your belt that is your homemade sham.

Also

I know what I like, and I like what I know;

getting better in your wardrobe, stepping one beyond your show.

How many friends will that make me on Facepuke?

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Re: "Jennifer Lopez gets you more Facebook friends than Iron Maiden"

That may be so, but do you really need such "friends"?

Starlight-sifting boffins can now spot ALIEN LIFE LIGHT YEARS AWAY

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Re: Anything we can do @NomNomNom

"If life is incredibly rare"

But what if it isn't?

Ten serious sci-fi films for the sentient fan

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Re: "Star Wars defined movie SF"

No, you are wrong - it's got lazors and midi... No, meh-dee... Oh, whatever - chelorians...

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Re: TV

I would add the "Falling Skies" too and the new "V" was not bad at all, shame they treated it the same ways as the T:SCC...

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Re: Forgot to say....

Ah, Children Of Men - a good one, don't know how I forgot about it...

Basically, an unlicensed Half-Life 2 movie, too...

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Re: Dark Star - a serious comedy...

Also, Impostor and Paycheck...

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More films...

In addition to those already mentioned in the Article or by other posters:

Colossus: The Forbin Project

Per Aspera Ad Astra - the original Soviet version or 2001 restoration - not the US version!

The Andromeda Nebula (part 1 only, part 2 was never made, unfortunately)

Existenz

Dreamscape

La Decima Vittima

Animated:

Les maîtres du temps

Sky Blue

Flying Phantom Ship

Six things a text editor must do - or it's a one-way trip to the trash

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Multi-Edit

It ain't no review of text editors without this

Congratulations, copyright infringers: You are the five per cent

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Re: Volume

Well, some people are happy to read just 1 book over their entire lives, time and time again and think it's alright...

I take somewhat vain comfort from the fact that I'm not one of them. I also feel in a similar way about my music requirements - to each his own.

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So all that fuss is about 5%?

So am I to believe that not capturing 5% of the internet users, which is probably as little as 2-3% of the total pool of potential customers, is going to ruin an industry (or even 2 - music and film)?

They should apply for an injunction to keep this report secret, otherwise people will be laughing at them.

BAN SMUT, rage MEPs: Purpose of internet must be EXTERMINATED

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Re: OhMaGERDZ, they're trying to take our porn!!

"The point, if you were thinking with your brains rather than with something else, is this: to take the LEGITIMATE money out of it."

Dear Grrl,

It's about time for you to also use your brain rather than something else (err, uterus?). Taking legitimate money out of it means putting illegitimate money in. With illegitimate moneys comes what? Exploitation, with no recourse to law.

Best regards

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Re: "genuine culture of equality"

"Donkey-vs-Donkey"

You should be careful, there may be mules out there...

Reg readers brew up the ultimate cuppa

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Crime against Camelia Sinensis

"Tea format: teabag" - I'm afraid you lost me at that.

But I persevered, read on, just to see "Milk: yes" - OMG! And sugar?!

Twenty classic arcade games

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Komputers schmoputers!

All those newfangled computers! When I was spending my kopecks that was on the real thing, like this - proper analog stuff, with a real periscope! Sinking capitalist-imperialist fleet with my proletarian green-glowing (nukular?) torpedoes!

Playable emulator here: http://morskoy-boy.15kop.ru/game/ (Press the big red button at the top to play).

SpaceX Dragon eventually snared by ISS

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Re: It's not rocket science!

That too, Phil, but only when working with really delicate electronics.

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Re: Good job, gentlemen!

I would play "Grabbing hands, grab all they can..."

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Re: It's not rocket science!

"suggestive of Clarkson style problem solving by hitting it with a hammer."

Is that his style? He is a pussy then. Every Russian knows - to solve a problem properly, you use a sledgehammer.

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Re: I wonder @bazza

Comparing to problems with Apollo - fatal fire, nearly fatal thruster malfunction, nearly fatal oxygen tank explosion, this is not so bad so far.

Come to think of it - Soyuz - fatal parachute malfunction, fatal pressurisation valve failure, near fatal pyro-bolt failure, not to say of a few unplanned ballistic returns putting a few unexpected extra Gs up the cosmonauts' backsides...

You cannot talk about engineering consistency at this stage. I'm pretty sure each new capsule they make is very different from the last one - has to be, as they are upgrading systems, fixing problems identified in previous launch(es) etc.

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Re: 3 hours docking

Especially when an example of what happens as the result of a pranged docking in space is very well known - just remind them about the Progress-Mir collision in 1997.

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Redefining the word

AFAIK, an "anomaly" in space-speak meant "everyone's as good as dead, although no major fireworks happened at that particular time" (whereas where an immediate outburst of fireworks were involved it was a "major malfunction").

Inside Lord Sugar's 'you're fired' YouView bust-up with TV baron

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That explains it

"Lord Sugar earned five times the £97,000 salary paid to his predecessor Kip Meek"

Obviously, Lord Sugar didn't keep meek...

Take that, freetards: First music sales uptick in over a decade

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Re: Music Industry

I agree with Vic.

To date, free availability of music or movies online never stopped me from paying for the stuff I like.

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Re: Music Industry

As far as I know most good acts were producing their best music at the time when they were still in dire straits, sorry, financial circumstances.

The money is not a problem for the industry - they seem to have enough money to maintain dedicated lobbyists and buy laws and politicians, yet for all that money they just mass produce commoditised "entertainment" for "consumption" by masses. The more they have their digital economy acts, copyright extensions, DRMs etc, the worse their output becomes.

I am not saying talented musicians should not be paid but that the problem is not in paying or nonpaying - it's in the current structure of the industry. They have become a self-serving parasite which benefits neither the performers nor the public.

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You've got to be kidding!

"The industry pointed to a decline in unlicensed downloads - the closure of Megaupload had a significant knock-on effect on music channeled through Mad Max-style cyber-lockers - and the success of blocking pirate websites."

I can understand their desire to present the biggest slap on their faces in recent months as a big success, but, really, they can just as easily point to the alignment of planets or voices of ancestors and that will be as credible and even a more plausible explanation.

Storage glitch sends Curiosity into safe mode

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Mars' way of saying

"Want some answers? Get your asses over here with a pickaxe, microscope and a Bunsen burner (don't forget a tent and some oxygen too).

Bwahahahah!"

Megaupload extradition bid - Feds WON'T have to hand in their evidence

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Re: Not sure about NZ ...

"not afraid to bitchslap the US when needs be."

But would they be able to resist "incentives" if offered to individual judges or government officials (that's probably too far-fetched...) or maybe some subtle diplomatic pressure which is not overt enough to be able to raise an international fuss about it but is easier just to accept and "push" the case through the legal system?

German boffins turn ALCOHOL into hydrogen at low temp

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Re: The attraction is Methanol is *easy* to handle.

It remains to be seen how self-limiting may a headline like this may be: "Teenage celebration party turned tragedy - 25 youngsters dead 3 critical in a toxic fuel-from-hell mass poisoning."

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Re: The attraction is Methanol is *easy* to handle.

Key problem is preventing ignorant people from stealing and drinking it...

Apple, Facebook, Google: Same-sex marriage 'a business imperative'

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Re: Equality?

"Gays have marriage equality - they always have. The rules on marriage are exactly the same for everyone - you can be married to one individual at any one time and that person must be of the opposite sex. Straight or gay, if you follow those conditions you can get married."

You sure you understand the meaning of the word "gay"? Or are you suggesting that if two gay people want to be in a legally recognised relationship they should each find and marry third persons of opposite gender? That means "equality" in your understanding?

Or is it the case of "everybody is free to marry, just don't be gay"?

Vint Cerf: 'The internet of things needs to be locked down'

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Re: WTF?

"tell your home to prepare as you drive, and it's comfortable, your favourite music is playing, and you meal is ready when you arrive"

Usually, a wife can already do all that. Just need to be nice to her...

Is world's first space tourist Dennis Tito planning a trip to Mars?

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UPDATE

http://spaceref.com/news/viewnews.html?id=1699

Trekkies detect Spock's Vulcan homeworld ORBITING PLUTO

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Vulcan

Real name Hephaestus, was the Chief Engineer of [Mount] Olympus and, as such, my favourite god.

Sad to see him being exiled to the outskirts of the Solar System, but perhaps he is on a secret mission to build some interstellar jump station or something?

Happy birthday, LP: Can you believe it's only 65?

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HIt and miss

"Playing individual songs was a hit-and-miss affair as you had to locate them on the LP's surface."

LOL, not unless you were really drunk or trying to do it in total darkness...

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CD is killed off?

Somebody forgot to tell me, I presume, as I've just ordered a few nice prog remasters off Amazon...

Perfect sex minx calculated from 'deep' probe of X-rated flicks

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Re: @stanimir (was: JPEG -- @DAM 08:24 (was: ::yawns::))

Never believe a man saying he does not enjoy masturbation - you can be sure he is a liar.

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Re: ::yawns::

"From my perspective, as long as there's explicit sex involving at least one warm body, nobody seems to care about the physical details of the "actor(s)""

Your lack of taste is disturbing...

Woman nails 'cheating boyf' on Russian 'Street View'

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"just that summer he'd broken his hand"

Or was it "just that summer I broke his hand", perhaps?

This 320-gigapixel snap of London is size of Buckingham Palace

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Re: ermm...

Oh, never mind, it's Camden. It's always like that...

Quit the 2D internet, flee your cave, and GET LAID, barks rock star

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Re: Meh

Rock *star*?

Maybe rock brown dwarf or rock grain of space dust, more like.

Curiosity drills into Mars

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Re: Can drag the horse to water...or mars...but you can't make it find life there.

Of course, if you pass by every Martian steel-head lizard, dismissing it as "nothing to see here", you won't ever find anything...

But, finally, help is on the way and a bunch of American adventurers will help the robots to sort out all of the mess they've made with so-called "robotic exploration" once and for all: The Planets are Aligning for a Once-in-a-Generation Space Journey

Well, let's see...

Microsoft: Office 2013 license is for just one PC, FOREVER

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"We do not sell our software or your copy of it"

OK, fine. And we do not buy it.

Russian boffins race to meteorite crash lake as shard prices go sky-high

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Given that most of the meteorite has vapourised at about 30km height above ground after releasing 500kt TNT equivalent of energy I'm astonished that enough of it reached the lake to make such a big and nicely round hole...

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Re: 10,000 tons

Seems like it was a mundane lump of peridotite rock - judging by density of over 3kg/cm3 and peridotite being a common material for stony meteorites...

HYPERSONIC METEOR smashes into Russia, injuring hundreds

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Re: More videos

Sorry, there was a typo in the URL.

Try this

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Re: More videos

Allegedly, this is where the rock fell: a lake